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help-im-a-gay-fish · 1 month

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Darkcream week 2024 day 6: Bones

I finished it!!!!!! Yay!!!!!

Struggled with this one but then I found inspo on Pinterest!

Based on Never be the same againnnnn. Alternative ending with less dramaaa but a hint more spicey flavour.

Not too spicy thoughhh

Original shattered dream belongs to galacii

Original cross jakei95

Original Dream by jokublog

Dark cream week by @zu-is-here

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canon-gabriel-quotes · 27 days

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Transcript:

Hello, little angel. It's Sunday.

Have you made your daily offering to me?

I know you want to be cleansed of your sins...

*zipper* Sorry, I was just packing my lunch.

Audio source <- He got eaten alive by kittens after this request (important)

#gabriel ultrakill #ultrakill #this is one of the few clips that hes quiet enough that the filter doesnt just give up #get ur mind out of the gutter hes just getting ready for your picnic #haha and then what #smiles.#is it just me or is this one mildly threatening #let this be the one time you click the audio source #he is screaming :D

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smtown-tourist · 5 months

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Key must have a new found level of respect for Jinki after having to babysit 2min for the past 6 months. You can see it written all over his face

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andy-clutterbuck · 6 months

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3x01 | Seed

#i love me a dirty man #Rick Grimes #*#rg #S3 #his n e c k #*bram stoker writing furiously about me*#rogue neck fuzzies 💙#he needs a bath #i volunteer as tribute #roll me into the foliage over there #the credits always ruining good shots so i have to do so crappy cropping #come inside mr grimes #come as often as you like #wow im just being hospitable #get your mind out of the gutter #*throws logs on the dumpster fire*

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wholesome-lesbiab · 6 months

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Sir, sir excuse me sir-

#No Tumblr that's not what you think it is don't report me #It's just yogurt thingy get your mind out of the gutter #He's just in a silly goofy mood #Käärijä #esc 2023

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meatyarms · 7 months

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'Shoulda bought that cage...'

Look at her, she's exhausted, disgusted, liking early retirement more than she did yesterday,, s2 better do her justice,,

#but knowing Riot's inclination that would mean no screen time..#sevika #arcane sevika #sevika arcane #get your mind out the gutter #stop thinking it #telling myself but you should too

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lavendarr00 · 3 months

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Is it wrong to be totally obsessed with your own tav/durge??? How can I romance myself??? lmao

His name is Abel btw 💕🤍

#AND DONT YOU SAY IT #get your mind out the gutter #baldurs gate #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #baldurs gate tav #bg3 tav #tav #my tav #durge bg3 #bg3 durge #durge #dark urge #the dark urge

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princelancey · 2 months

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Let's play a game of spot the difference

#f1 #lance stroll #formula 1 #aston martin f1 #where tf did you find the extra inch lance?#get your mind out of the gutters everyone #but seriously does anyone actually know how tall these men are for certain #cause he did't grow a whole extra inch at the age of 24

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jmdbjk · 8 months

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Bangtan Weekly Report

Why did JK come back to Korea?? I seriously thought it was to send Yoongi off but we're still not there yet.

This trip for JK is supposedly associated with a fashion schedule. Seems like if he was on his way to the VMAs they'd be ramming his appearance down everyone's throat for clout.

Personally, I hope he does not appear on that farce of an award show but if he does he'll pomichidai or however you spell it.

Dazed and Jungfused. He let those nipples see daylight and hasn't looked back.

JK is single-handedly dragging us along in Chapter 2, force-feeding us some grown-ass man full bleed adult Bangtan with his cigarette-smoking, nipple-feuled photos.

You know Mr. OG with the nipples will need to step up his game now right?

Tae x Layover ... poor guy wondering why everyone was cursing him out during his listening party on Stationhead.

So I listened to Layover. Added it to my playlists. It's nice, jazzy, R&B. Those genres are not my usual vibe.

Of all the songs, I think Slow Dancing is the one I like best. They were right to choose that as the title track.

The MV is gorgeous, except for the weird images of Yeontan in the trees of the mountain. Those kinda creeped me out... a little hokey, lol.

I was surprised that the songs are heavy in English lyrics. I know Tae has memorized things in English for things like award shows and all, it never seemed like he was confident in speaking English so it surprises me there is so much English in these songs.

Perhaps this is why he had Jungkook record the guides so he could follow them to help with pronunciation.

I watched a few of his Layover promotion interviews. I've been waiting to see him let more of his personality out during this solo rollout.

Tae is very animated and expressive when he speaks. And this is where I say he would excel at acting. He mentioned wanting to play a villian and I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THAT!

The Weverse Magazine story and today's Suchwita episode were more enlightening to me than anything else so far and gave me more insight as to the differences between him and the others. He made me understand his personality better. He made me realize or remember how sentimental he is. They talked in-depth about several topics: 2018, Chapter 2, individual projects and best of all they talked about when they get back together as 7. It did make me tear up when he said when they get back together he would like them to go on a trip together.

Anyway...

Tae has been feeding us on Instagram daily along with Namjoon...

Happy 29th birthday Namjoon!

You are loved and admired. Thank you for normalizing fuzzy mole head Bangtan, but I'm still going to fall down in a weeping mess when I see Jimin's head like that.

RM just going about his business and showing Jimin some art. The Leeum Museum is within walking distance of their apartments at Nine One, not that I think they walked there, they probably went in Jimin's car since Joon still doesn't drive... just kidding... but who knows. I got behind a Porsche Panamera the other day and was thrilled. That's a much larger car than I originally thought it was.

[Pretty sure that's a drink Jimin's holding in his left hand. Maybe iced coffee.]

I want to think that some deep conversations happened while these two were contemplating art. How can deep conversations NOT happen when you are hanging around Joon?

And Hobi and Jin still making their presence known on Weverse and IG. We are on the downslide for Jin. I can't wait for him to be back.

I think, not 100% sure, but I think after Korean men are discharged from the military they are automatically put in reserves. I didn't know that until the other day. So we may think they are scott-free when they are discharged but not really. Phooey.

💜💜💜

Just a quick thing for insight: Miley Cyrus said touring is hard for her because she felt her "ego" gets "overused" and that "it's hard to turn it off." She said "I think when you're training your ego every single night to be active, that's the hardest switch, for me, to turn off." Having every day the relationship between her and other humans to be basically 'subject' and 'observer' isn't healthy for her because it erases her humanity and her connection.

Just food for thought...

#i thought jimin was skinny #have you seen tae?#95z are beanpoles #chapter 2 isn't about taking off shirts?#then what's it about tae?#someone's bound to be the first to do a chapter 2 full frontal #no i mean front chest get your mind out of the gutter #and then we know what's next #bangtan weekly report

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zappedbyzabka · 3 days

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I’ve seen a lot of werewolf Johnny, which is quite cute, but what about werewolf Daniel?

#But I love both #Like Im not trying to take the attention away from the one!#but I don’t want people to think I’m copying #but no one has talked about werewolf Daniel and its stuck in my mind is all😭#He’d be a cuddly guy #And alright. I want him to have ruts and bang Johnny in his werewolf form. THERE ARE YOU HAPPY #But then I so do love werewolf Johnny bc what is there other than catboys (which I still like him as👀)? A dogboy #Go fetch that ball #and I want him to have heats. okay i cant get my mind out of the gutter #I have a lot of thoughts kskskskks

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ideas-ideasideasideas · 4 days

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Fic titled “Red Riding Hood” and it’s just gratuitous smut of Tim riding Jason. Maybe “Red Riding Hood” is the name of an NSFW social media account where they post photos/videos of exactly that and nobody is quite sure whether they are the real Red Robin and Red Hood or just some lookalike cosplayers. They get it on in a variety of adventurous ways and public locations (someone swears they saw them on the rooftop opposite their apartment and the analysis of the skyline in Red Riding Hood’s next sexcapade confirms it) but one thing stays constant: Red Robin rides Red Hood.

#JayTim #brought to you by me seeing ‘red riding hood’ as a team name for Red Robin and Red Hood #and my mind going straight to the gutter #sometimes they swap costumes so Jason gets to ride Tim without ruining the theme #they're not fooling anybody of course but there's an audience for hunk Red Robin and twink Red Hood too #Bruce has an aneurysm when he finds out about the account #he does not need to know this much about his sons' sex lives #but they’re adults so as long as they don’t compromise their identities he has to reluctantly stay out of it

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nemo-duspy-writes · 5 months

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#this post is about the underwear #get your mind out of the gutter #long johns #thermals #poll #question #it's simply the best thing to keep you warm in the winter

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ardate · 2 months

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Things are just so bleak man.

#vent #just me rambling #SO many fucking things #first off and maybe the least bad of all #that one studio that contacted me for a feature film turned me down ultimately #i WANT so dearly to work on features. it's what i want to do. but nobody will give me a chance #because they all want experience on features to work on features. well how do you guys think this works #i'm so tired of it and discouraged #but ultimately that's the least of the issues because #my usual studio is going under. they been struggling financially for years and the CEO did a special meeting to say it #they're lowering activity (one friday every two weeks is off to try and save money) and have 6 months to get back on their feet #which is nothing. they can't find producers willing to dump money in the studio in 6 months esp with ENOUGH to pull it out of the gutter #if they're not better off in 6 months the CEO said ''then ill get back to you with terrible news'' and didn't detail but we know. we know #it's basically said and done in my mind. my main studio as big as it was is crashing down. and idk what ill do.#i bought a flat in this city due to this studio being there- without it this place has no more work to offer me. empty city #job security doesn't exist anymore #and we all know why. producers are much more squeamish about investing in animation because ai is here #why would you give money to allow hundreds of workers to live and pour passion in projects when you can pay a pathetic percentage of that #with midjourney or whatever the shit and get an easy cheap show. rack in more money for smaller an investment #and tumblr is going down that route too. can't get a fucking break anywhere #i'm heartbroken and grieving the world we lost #in a bunch of years looking at art while 100% knowing a person made it with intent will be a memory #being able to not even think about it is already out of our hands #ai 'art' will be everywhere and it will become a new normal. and i'm just.. man.#the world feels so empty already

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andy-clutterbuck · 7 months

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LA TIMES - 2017

#S I R 🗣🗣🗣❌❌❌❌#Andrew Lincoln #*#al #YOU'RE BEING TOO LOUD #.....if i speak #loljk i speak too much #H A N D S #MY WHAT BIG HANDS YOU HAVE #now im yelling #lookin like you could pay off my student loans #....i mean he actually could but that's not what i meant™ and you know it #rich™#the pictures would have been partially blurry if i was taking them too because i would have been on the ground #...after i fainted #get your mind out of the gutter jeez #😇

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kimmiessimmies · 7 months

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Autumn 07: Something to Talk About (1/6)

James sighed happily as he exited the bathroom, "What a day, am I right? Can you believe we did two official interviews?!" Sadie laughed as she put her book down. "It was awesome, I felt like a celebrity."

"It was... interesting that they all wanted to know about our stage chemistry, don't you think? Especially that guy from On Stage Magazine, he couldn't stop talking about it..." Sadie continued.

#why are they in a hotel room you wonder?#No big deal #Their last interview was over dinner #So they couldn't travel back #Get your mind out of the gutter #Nothing is happening here #I think...#atoh #ts3 #the sims 3 #sims 3 #sims story #sadie stevens #james wyler

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thewales · 2 years

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#GET YOU MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER #YEAH I KNOW WHAT YOU THOUGHT #I THOUGHT IT TOO #Prince William

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