#german too

[ionomycin]

The wizard and the dark knight

#artists on tumblr #dnd #hoo boy we're in it now #tweeber crashing and burning down #if it wasn't so vital for so many people's careers #and income #i'd say it's for the best #but unfortunately a lot of us are kinda fucked #prayer circle for twitter artists and creators #time to learn german real fast in case i gotta apply for non art jobs too #it is what it is #job market kinda unstable for a lot of fields right now #i wish many jobs upon those that want them #job ray go bzzzz

[sarcasmchandlerbing]

#poll #polls #languages #language #denmark #danish #sweden #swedish #finland #finnish #iceland #icelandic #estonia #estonian #norway #norwegian #russia #russian #latvia #latvian #germany #german #slovenia #slovenian #ireland #irish #italy #italian #sorry... there's no many of these/all of these option 😭 this will be hard for me too! #learning

[ink-the-artist]

I made a golem :)

#art #ceramics #golem #Jewish #fucking struggled with the writing on his forehead lol #I poked a little hole on the top of his head for an eye pin #so it could be a necklace or something #but I think he’s a bit too big for that. maybe a keychain #I’m in a ceramics class rn I will post more stuff I made there soon #recently watched the German expressionist movie abt the golem bc I had access to it and bc of Jacob Geller #thank you Jacob very cool #I liked it

[gayboss-too-close-to-the-sun]

[id: the capybara “my tummy hurts but I’m being very brave about it!” meme edited to say “there’s a fuckin skeleun in here but I’m being very brave about it!” end id]

I swear Max Jägerman would be the biggest himbo if he was a decent person

#mom i love him #nerdy prudes must die #starkid #npmd #npmd spoilers #nerdy prudes spoilers #max jägerman #i speak too much german to leave out the umlaut #I’d be scared of a fuckin skeleun too #starkid quotes

[sashasylva]

Making a poll for the first time ever this is important

Reblog for sample size etc etc I'm loosing my mind.

#Im american born but both parents are from outside the US #and I'm half german and grew up on german sweets and goodies #have been to germany several times etc etc #have family from there who send us stuff #YOU CAN GET MARZIPAN HERE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE UNITED STATES MIDWEST EVEN #stuff thats not german import tends to be too sweet for me but itS STILL HERE #and still... so many people... dont know what it is... my heart is breaking.. my beloved marzipan... forsaken. #marzipan #poll #polls

[nyancrimew]

out now: eine grosse nzz investigation zu stalkerware, basierend auf den SpyHide daten veröffentlicht von mir

content warnings: abusive/controlling behavior, surveillance

#maia arson crimew #FuckStalkerware #spyhide #investigative journalism #stalkerware #deutsch #post in german because the article is too

[medicsmalewife]

they're just besties, your honor ☝🏻

this is the reference

#they're married #my oc's too tired for this #his name is liam kennedy btw #science party #engiemedic #medicengie #german engineering #tf2 #tf2 art #team fortress 2 #tf2 medic #tf2 engineer #tf2 oc #tf2 oc hacker #tf2 10th class #tf2 tenth class #oc x canon #tf2 hacker #keiart #hauntedbuggers #tf2 liam kennedy #KABOOMZ

[jubilationsart]

SNOW DAY!!!!

#irl #I wish we could throw them into our yard but i'm too scared #we're kinda by woodlands so #we got hawks #german shepherd sized coyotes #and raccoons that hang out on our deck somtimes

[yes-asil]

Started watching Detective Conan from the beginning again

#detective conan #conan edogawa #asil and art #him being found with the blood dribbling down his eye is so iconic #had to put extra effort into that one #watching the German dubbed version and Shinichi is so savage #Oh Herr lass diesen Kelch an mir vorüber gehn' #had me in absolute stitches #I really need to keep some of these phrases in mind too #Nomen ist Omen or Satz mit X das war wohl nix or Pack schlägt sich Pack verträgt sich or even Gekonnt ist eben gekonnt like MAN #and I forgot how often they were allowed to swear #hearing a random slur really slaps you in the face at times it's great

[laneofpennies]

NO LITTLE GERMAN SPAMTON!!! DON’T ANSWER THE PHONE!!!!!

“OH MEIN [Hochie Mama] ! zis BIG SHOT!!! IS FULL OF [hyperlink blocked]!!!!!!!”

#spamton plush #little german boy #yes these are nuimos clothes #only the pants fit him barely #his ass is too thick #deltarune #spamton g spamton

[rovermcfly]

so I was today years old when I realised that to english-speaking people "kraken" exclusively refers to a mythological being.... meanwhile in my bilingual brain

#I went too many years not knowing this #always thought it was weird for movies to act like kraken don't exist when they just mean the big monster version #well #sometimes being bilingual is worse #gonna have to rethink a lot of pirate media now #german stuff #narrowly saved myself from embarrassment lol #imagine having a normal conversation w english speakers and going ''yeah but kraken are real'' 😭😭 #id in alt

[petit-papillion]

Charles's football warm-up is like watching ballet:

German Grand Prix Qualifying Day | 21 July 2018

📸 Manuel Goria

Bonus:

📸 Jerry Andre

#andrea was there too btw #don't know how he kept astraightt face #seeing this little nutcracker in action #charles leclerc #sauber charles #german gp 2018 #hockenheim #footballer charles #footie warm-up

[twobigears]

me: I want a nice picture of my dogs in front of the pretty mountains

my dogs:

#every time #hard to tell bc i'm too lazy to edit further but Chandra's eyes are closed #Chandra photos #Blizzard photos #german shepherd #white shepherd

[poppiesforthirteen]

key trait of every doctor who is that they're sopping wet in one way or another, the difference is how they handle it. 10 is sad wet and pathetic and left out in the rain yes but 13 is wet and pathetic like a cat that fell in the bathtub and is now running through the whole damn apartment getting water everywhere while you try to catch her and dry her off. 12 has his head under the faucet and is trying to drink from it but all the water is running down his face instead. there's no use trying to find the wettest doctor because they're all pathetic. idk

#🥀 #side note isn't it so funny that the german word for faucet is watercock #put wasserhahn into my translation thing because i forgot and was like #huh #anyway #yes the banner is new i edited this post #i made it #free to use as long as you add the id/alt text #don't take it too seriously i don't actually care that much

[langernameohnebedeutung]

#ich meine ja aber ....you too SPD Bundestagsfraktion? #BundesTag #german stuff

[moonlightmagical]

okay lena. sure lena. what did you do to klaus tho?

#like we all agree that the german IT guy with a lot of tattoos gwen mentioned is klaus right? #so that means lena fully killed a guy who knew too much #the magnus protocol #tmagp #tmagp 5 #lena kelley