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toshidou · 1 year

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decided to start learning german again (for... no particular reason...), and to say that the last time i was really practising was mid high school, i'm genuinely shocked at how much information i've retained

#okay yes #i'm relearning german to incorporate it into fics #because i Do Not trust google translate #also #german is sexy as fuck #everyone used to call it ugly and harsh but personally i think THEY are the ugly and harsh ones #because clearly they've never heard a german person say 'Scheiße' before #and for that #i can only feel sorry for them #but anyway #considering that i forgot what i ate for breakfast this morning #i have no idea how i managed to remember how to say and pronounce shit #especially when i dropped german in year 9 #so what #like #ALMOST 10 YEARS AGO?? nah #about to have an existential crisis what have i done

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incadigitalart · 10 days

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Schnucki 🇩🇪

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mammutblog · 1 year

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do you guys wanna know how i ended up here. it was in current worlds finest run when bruce was casually like "that's a shang dynasty bronze sword" in a dick measuring contest with that other guy so that he can look cool in front of clark and i was like. did he just casually date an early china bronze object and then i had no choice but to unzip my pants

#emotionally #i dont actually want to fuck him #hes like #just so sad #like hes like if a french philosopher were sexy kind of sad you know #yeah did pontificating about phenomenology in german cure your depression?#i didnt think so #sorry its finals week and im going insane

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annelee02 · 1 day

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Help me please 💓

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prussiasqueen · 1 month

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Idk felt like doodling today, I based this off of someone who uploaded a dynamic base Pinterest thingie…

So I referenced off of it. But yeah

Das Mann Büübies are ze best~ especially Germany’s 🖤 ❤️ 💛

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onmentalsafari · 5 months

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I just finished reading all of the Scholomance books and

Liesel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#txt pst #my beloved sexy walking german stereotype #also #I want to read a full analysis on every fuck you to harry potter in those books including the places where it references astolat's hp fics #good stuff

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autumnonapoea · 9 months

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holy fuck. this movie is WY. ULLD.

#piaffe #horse fucking #german film #body horror #body horror except sexy #this movie is so fucking out of pocket i swear to god

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mx-t4t0 · 1 year

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ive found my first big issue with spanish which is that i can do the single r tap really easily but i need to practice the double r. like i can't do the trill noise so there's basically no difference between pero (but) and perro (dog) when i speak. which is a problem.

#the internet is telling me i should still be understood even if my rs are fucked up however if i don't sound native i will die /j #otherwise i am halfway to A1 level which is incredibly sexy of me. soon i will speak like i get straight As in my 6th grade spanish class #i did not take spanish in middle school. i should have though #whatever one day i'll be fluent in spanish and also in german. it's never too late to have swag. i'll do what my german teacher couldn't.#tato habla

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diseasedcube · 2 years

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OMG GIRL HIIIIII

Is it...getting hot in here, or is it just HER 😩💦

#rave ramblees #OKAY I'M KIDDING #...she is kinda hot though 🏳️‍🌈#yeah I'm gonna be gay about her does anyone have a problem with that #i can't say anything about her personality just yet but oh my god just LOOK at her #she has all the sex appeal that Doctor tried so hard to have #....omg wait i figured it out #Doctor is designed to be sexy to generic straight men #while Lucy here is designed to be sexy to the gay ppl #cause she also has those fanservice shots but none as overt as Doctor's #...anyways the plot is still not really intriguing me juuuust yet #but it's not bad either #ALSO THE END CREDITS OF EPISODE 2 WERE SO PRETTY #the intro fucking sucks though akudama drive wins for having the cool cyberpunk intro #and i figured out why the Netflix subs were trash #they were subbing for the dub and not translating the Japanese #German dub sounds good too but to understand the story i won't be using that on the first watchthrough

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incadigitalart · 7 days

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Schnucki 🇩🇪

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annelee02 · 15 hours

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Put your hand around my neck and use me 🔥

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freefunfogirls · 9 months

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If u get me to beat my meat for the 2nd time in a day when im sick..ur fuckin hot..lets see who got it 🤒

#self play #sexy tease #german girl #hot noods #sexy titts #little tease #hot as fuck #pussylicker #hornyposting #wet ass pussy #slim and sexy

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doubletalkingmaeve · 9 months

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I want to learn French badly (I studied it in school and didn’t get very far) but my professor says that I should focus on mastering my German before moving onto a new language

#I hate this #but he’s right #like I can speak better German than I can write because the grammar fucks me over #I don’t really understand it #but I wanna sound cool and sexy #but I ended up with the harsh and angry language I swear to god #Maeve complains

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casekt · 11 months

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#audio #enjoying german music as much as I do you'd expect me to be into rammstein but absolutely not till overuses the rolling of syllables #I love it when it's used sparingly. alexx does it like once in an eisbrecher song and it's so sexy.#also I think it's funny being at work and playing my music before we open because the server has got to be like #why the hell is all of this music in german. what is going on. at 10:30 in the morning.#I'm giving this hellhole basment we work in the proper vibes #lead cook had to work 15 hours yesterday then go back to work 3 hours later to deal with shit then is on call today #place should not be open 7 days a week when you have 4 fucking cooks me being one of em who's only gonna work 21 hours a week lmfao

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jaeger-tech · 6 months

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Pacific Rim Dashboard Simulator

🙇‍♀️ alphamycherno Follow

i don't know about this "let's build a wall" thing like. where's the sexiness? the vibes? what's the point of war if we don't even have hot people in big fuckass robots anymore

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there are so many legitimate, important reasons to protest the wall of life, but whatever it takes i guess. sure. it's not fuckable enough

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🐉 exxxtraterrestrial Follow

happy kaiju blue monday!!

#happy kaiju blue monday

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🦅 ppdc-confessions

Anonymous asked:

I'm a janitor at the HK shatterdome and certain two german scientists should either fuck or finally kill each other at this point, I don't care. They're always in the lab no matter the time of day so I can't avoid them and so they try to get me (the janitor) to choose sides in their domestics!! I refuse to step in that lab again and involve myself in whatever the fuck they've got going on. They'll just have to clean that shit themselves

#this is the third confession about these scientists this week are you guys okay

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🍱 scissure

are we forgetting that PPDC is literally military like you people are not immune to propaganda

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You are right. The kaiju are here to bring us to justice, there's no sense in fighting them. If you also feel like this, you can find out more on my blog ❤

🍱 scissure

SILENCE, CULTIST

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💃 shatterdo-me Follow

what if we kissed in the drift 🥺👉👈 and we were both girls 😳

#ok but for real what do you mean i have to go get into the MILITARY to become a JAEGER PILOT if i want to find my SOULMATE this is so fucked up #release the tech #for the gays

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#pacific rim #found this in the drafts lol please feel free to add on #toad.txt #dashboard simulator

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lafemmemacabre · 6 months

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I'm making my own goth subgenres poll because I'm both annoyed and annoying.

I'm not arguing with losers who'll probably bring up germanic tribes or fucking architecture about why I didn't include some Metal genre or their favorite Pop Punk band.

#goth #gothic #gothblr #gothgoth

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