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lahmajun · 3 months

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You're my faggot mutual

#gaz says stuff

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wazzuppy · 1 year

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some pictures i got off the wiki gallery and thought were insanely cute. look at them.

#tara says stuff #invader zim #iz #dib #dib membrane #gaz #gaz membrane #professor membrane #enter the florpus #iz comic #they are just the family ever

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hermajestytak · 5 months

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Fun fact, that girl with Dib when he's 32? That's NOT Gaz. IDK why people even interpreted her as Gaz but she's not.

#invader zim #gaz #gaz membrane #hmt pre galaxycon rewatch series #mainly saying this because i read a fan novelization fic with this exact horrible error #also we have an adult gaz design so yall really have no excuse to draw her child design in weird stuff

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snootlestheangel · 6 months

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Snootles Rant: Lonely AF edition

Snootles does not feel well (she's fine just being dramatic) and is going to rant about being down bad (like seriously being horny on main right now do not perceive me)

*slumps on the floor* I wanna be a housewife so bad

I don't wanna work, I just wanna stay home and crochet/knit and then make some food

And then get absolutely pinned by my beast of a husband

Is that too much to ask????

Is it too much to ask for a big burly man to absolutely ruin me in bed but then he's dedicating himself to me in other ways???

I just wanna live on my own, at least. Crochet a bunch of flowers and vines and shit and decorate my place with them. I want friends I can just surprise with little crochet hearts or flowers and take on dinner dates.

*my ill figure pushes an image towards you* *muttering* I just need to be under him

The photo in question:

Fuck I also love him

*holds these two pictures and cries more*

WHY MUST I BE CURSED?? I AM NOT PHYSICALLY WELL ENOUGH TO HANDLE THIS BEAUTY AT THIS HOUR

*it's late I should really go to bed*

Instead I shall complain more because as hard as I've tried to stay horny off main, I am unfortunately a weak-willed woman

And I am a simple woman with simple needs.

And those needs are currently to get fucking decimated by one of the above men. Fuck it, if not both

#god the things i'd let Captain Price do to me #I just wanna *sniper shot*#It'd be better if I didn't finish that sentence let's be honest #they can destroy me but i'm okay with that #Captain John Price and Sgt Kyle Garrick live in my head rent free #fucking thinking of Gaz whispering “good girl” in my ear and I am deceased #Price saying “That's my girl” at literally anything I do and I am immediately weak #EVERYDAY I WAKE UP AND THINK ABOUT HIM *pictures of Gaz and Price*#*cries harder*#the way I need either one of these men is just shameful #Honestly for me though y'all do you #But like now I'm having Gaz feelings #am I going to bed? No #I'm gonna consume all the Gaz x f!reader stuff I can #and hit the Price x f!reader smut again #I hope nobody's reading these #But if you are lemme know #Lemme know how fucking crazy I am and how proud you are of me for finally getting this off my chest #kyle gaz garrick #captain john price #snootles rants

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indefenseofkara · 9 months

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Seeing the Gaz exclusion done by Activision itself (like not being on merch or getting fun new skins in game) reminds me of Arthur from Call of Duty: Vanguard. He was the main character: the head of the team and the narrator of the story. They gave him a couple of skins and called it a day. No new content for him after season 2 (out of 6), while the other campaign characters had consistent additions and bundles throughout the seasons.

idk if I'm reading too much into this, just thinking about how both those characters are black men.

#call of duty #COD #mwii #call of duty vanguard #kyle gaz garrick #arthur kingsley #i'm engaging in ~discourse~#i'm just saying they kept giving wade new stuff and he was an asshole #and sure his storyline was written like he improved as a person but there was no actual proof of that #also i lowkey think they brought Lewis back as an operator because they wanted another person of color #but didn't want to make a new character model #like Lewis was an operator but no Des or Richard?#or BORIS #lbr they didn't make Boris an operator bc no one would play anyone else #i am the head of the boris petrov fanclub btw #there's pictures of him on the fucking new york map for some reason lmao #ok i'm gonna stop writing tags and post this now #my COD posts

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shadowofthelamp · 1 year

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I imagine that Gaz is willing to help Bella with her Fucked Up Machines, considering it’s likely she made the guard robot animals in her room.

She’s pretty much as smart as Dib when it comes to mechanical stuff, she’s just not particularly driven to use it very often, and being able to bond with her great niece by making a robot pterodactyl that can shoot lasers is a good reason to try.

#aip #iz #iz blogging #bella #gaz #shadow says stuff

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cordeliawhohung · 23 days

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pornstar!gaz whispers the nastiest things to you while filming.

of course he's always got the suave dirty talk on hand for the cameras. and it's good. hell, everything he does is good. but he always seems to save his best stuff for when he's whispering in your ears, quiet enough that the mics can't pick it up. for your ears and your ears only.

"i see why you're so popular, doll," he pants into your neck. your cunt squelches below you as he pumps himself into you, that repetitive motion already having your brain turn to goo. "you make the prettiest fuckin' sounds. lettin' me know how good this cock makes you feel, huh?"

he's right, he feels divine but you're too fucked out to confirm. how were you supposed to think of a response when each thrust stole your breath straight from your lungs? that's alright. it was his plan, after all. to see that glazed look in your eyes. to hear that pitchiness in your moans just as he hits that sweet spot so deep inside of your cunt.

"one of these days, i'll get you without the cameras," he says, and it sounds dangerously close to a promise. "don't have to worry about angles or anythin' like that. i'd take my time with you. fuck, i'd take all the time in the world. you'd like that, wouldn't you doll? could go all night with a pussy as sweet as yours, and i know you'd take it so well. you always do, love."

his words feel dirty against your skin but it lights a fire in you that has you clenching around him. it's a response you can't control, and the telltale sign he had been searching for. you can feel his grin against your skin, and you try and hide your face with your arms as if it would do you any good. as if you weren't swallowing his cock whole with your terribly needy cunt.

"oh... i feel that. you really do like that idea, huh? continue being good for the cameras and i might just follow you home for more."

#pornstar!gaz #kyle gaz garrick x reader #gaz x reader #kyle garrick x reader #gaz smut #gaz x reader smut #kyle garrick x reader smut #f!reader

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lahmajun · 7 months

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#gaz says stuff #wander over yonder

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lahmajun · 1 month

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hello enjoyer of piece of media. in front of you is a character of color. you have five minutes to explain what their role in the story is without saying anything adjacent to "theyre the only one with the braincell in the friendgroup", "theyre the mom friend" or babying them. your time starts now.

#this actually bothers me a lot #cough cough jet star cough cough #gaz says stuff #holy shit im back this has been sitting in my drafts for like a day. i was actually kinda cooking with this one #hi there me from the past

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lahmajun · 10 months

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funkobra are like "whats up guys today we will be drinking the gay potion we ordered from the dark web at 3 am"

#i cannot stop funkobra posting help me #gaz says stuff #killjoys #funkobra #fun ghoul #kobra kid

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lahmajun · 1 month

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