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I'm. Drunk herse a Samsung notes hank emoji heart

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you can't have a body-swap scene without something like this happening!

(drawn in ms paint because *ghostly shrieking*)

#my art #comic #if you thought my art was a mess before now youve seen it raw #it was very hard to decide who should be wearing the thong pre-swap and i thought i'd let 60 be a lil zesty this time #also that transfer scene is so wild #he just rips the soul straight out of him #also the third panel with connor grabbing sixty and the last panel are honestly the worst things ive ever drawn what even is that #but you know what. i feel like i can be vulnerable with you guys so here is my worst art #<3

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skipping sleep meds tonight gonna finish this fuckin comic i started in ms paint which was a terrible idea but i dont have a connor to blast shower water in my face and tell me i have psychological issues so i didnt know i was having them at the time and thought drawing a 10 panel comic in ms paint was a good idea

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this is exactly what connor-60 sounds like

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i guess medication really just serves as chemical code to trigger a specific neural communication process, it's like hacking your brain! i don't know shit about AI coding but i imagine there would be routes to access and manipulate certain processes and pathways in a similar way, probably through direct access to their coding.

the hardest part would probably be writing a line of code/script or something that triggers an already existing process to work desirably without being to the detriment of some other function (as with substances for organic brains) or getting exploitative with it (I know if i were an android i'd learn to hack whatever my equivalent of a dopamine pathway was and essentially just do android cocaine all the time)

and then of course there's talking therapy and mindfulness and similar indirect ways that might help any brain/CPU

how you treat android's depression since medication won't work on them.......................

#sorry for the ramble i think about this stuff a lot

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vape trick

#ive been drawing comics in michaelsoft paint lately because im a coward and cant draw anything polished #ive been trying to draw hank's arm for too long on too many layers in clipstudiopain and now i have a fear of layers #psychoanalysts would probably tell me im overwhelmed and the simplicity of ms paint is comforting in how i dont expect to draw anything of #quality in there #but the truth is i draw in ms paint because i have penis envy and no one will prescribe me cocaine for it #thats a bad freud joke i dont actually want cocaine #i want lisdexamfetamine

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cake decorations gifted by my hilarious mother yesterday

"don't try to eat them theyre made from out-of-date icing and plasticine" as if in any scenario i'd eat them and not keep them mortuary-cabineted in a tub in my fridge forever

#food #im going to eat the string that makes up hank's hair #she made them as a joke but i love them unironically #i don't make my obsession with these characters my poor mum's problem she gets gift tips from my siblings lol

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HOLY SHIT IS IT REALLY YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAY?? ON APRIL FIRST You were literally born a legend lmaooo Happy birthday!! 💙💙💙💙💙

aaaa no my wording was bad, sorry!!!!! it's my birthday today (2nd) it was almost the 1st though i took my sweet time coming out. born to be a disappointing let-down of a fool instead *sad trombone sound effect*

BUT THANK YOU! I LOVE YOUU!!! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

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#my mum's waters broke on april 1st but then she didnt go into labour right away which led people to believe even more so that it was a prank #and the fact that she wasn't due until around a month later

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it's midnight here april fools day is over but i leave you with one final evil boop

#and tumblr wont let me evil boop how do you do it #its also my borthday now teehee #sorry for teeheeing

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I am pulpifying you with my big stupid paws do not resist

us

#gonna tag this as #flashing image #just in case because its so fast

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dashcon 2 but with big foam paw slappin gloves

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ur my fav blog and i would boop u 1k times if i could.

!!!! <3 and i would boop you back until you were pulp (affectionate)

#<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

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(this is what we're doing if we're booping btw)

#(affectionate) #(hostile for some of you actually ;^))

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connor seems like the type of guy who cannot whistle for the life of him, but instead of admitting it, he tries to fool people by playing whistle.mp3 over whatever speakers he has.

HAHA that is so Classic Connor "Of course i can whistle i'm the most advanced android model created by cyberlife i was designed with the finest airflow intensity control i can tie my shoelaces with my well coordinated lips and tongue alone, could kill a man, even"

he definitely can't. he opens his mouth way too wide and gusts out a mighty breath like a hairdryer. and if that didn't make the whistling obviously fake the 5 seconds of yt ad before it sounds does

#i love bullshitter connor

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i left it on in my first playthrough because i thought it'd affect her body temperature and i wanted to keep her as human-seeming as possible in case they got caught,, but it turned out to be inconsequential other than just letting her suffer the cold :''D. the very sweet moment of Kara realising she's able to help Alice in new androidy ways went right over my head. it was fight or flight only. sorry Alice :''V

The fact that Kara can decide to leave Alice's temperature sensitivity on...damn

#also it will always be funny that the prompt is just 'deactivate' #when i saw that the first time it took me a second to realise it meant deactivate her temp sensitivity #it was very jarring