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gulski2 · 1 year
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Kun Aguero I hope you have a bout of AFIB tonight you piece of shit
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I really couldn't be any less available, yet here I am searching for everything I want from someone else.
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mandageban · 5 months
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HOLY SHIT I A FUCK-UP, I'm a loser, I'm a childish super wackjob who's delusions of grandeur outstretch the suns LEGACY!!! I neeeeeed to be famhkin erased proper! Like for real. Come-on dude like I'm a fucking nother 20ish white guy who made the mistake of thinking he's queer for liking dick - like come-on ME, you're HETERONORMATIVE AND Uninteresting: no fashion, no relationships, no sex, no life, no experience and no actual fact or knowledge.
I swear I'm just James Somertons worse off and less harmful clone at this point - won't put in effort to pick-up a book and actually remain up to date on topics. ID GENUINELY PREFER TO LEARN THROUGH CULTURAL ZEITGEIST AND MISINFORMATION and on topp a that I'VE lied to sound cool ans smart. LIKE HOLY SHIT I NEED TO CRAWL OUT MY OWN ASSSSSSSSSS.
COME ON DUDE, I THINK BEING ME IS A PERFORMANCE!!!!! and I'm deranged enough to think it's a good one that everyone thinks is the greatest, like gtfo bitch u dimb ass hell.
U kept wanting to be this great artist like; "WOOAHG BRO! I have minor critical thinking skills lol... And I STAY inside playing vidyagame enough to point I can understand ALL Stories and people said I'm special and cool and I'm gonna be great, CAUSE I LIED ABOUT SHIIIIITS. I was defs born to be the best creative genius ever or something like come on!", bro i jus wanna hit myself with a #SigmaGrindMale Cyber-Cuck Truck 2000 Stonks Edition at this point.
Alllllll I do is sit in my house all day NOT PRACTICING, NOT GETTING SMARTER, NOT MAKING CONNECTIONS AND NOT "LIVING" (whatever in the fuck that means). I just pretend I watched that movie or ead dat BOOK and then act like me not wanting to do things stressful is cause its "against my morals or pride" when I'm jus lazy and childish LIKE COME ON GUY, JUST GET YO LICENSE or sum cock in your throat (unless your secretly just a straight guy who got tired of fitting in and being called a prude for being scared of intimacy)!!!!!
It's frimkin December's and I haven't finished ANY application to my schools to learn (get this)... 3D ANIMATION AND Art - like WHAT. Bro thinks he gonna have free-time and be rich after this, like who's this delulu and out of touch! Like he just like videogames and animated movies - dat don't mean much kiddo????? Like just except you're a priveledged asshole already and take the 9-5 internship your EXTENDED WEALTHY Family can give you MANNNN, take the red-pill and realize you won't be famous and do it as a hobby you'll quit when u have that white suburban nuclear bi-waistly-product dysfunctional but Lovable family and shit. IT'S WHAT U Deserve CUZ YOU'RE PIECE OF GARBAGE!!!!
CAUSE YOU DIDN'T TAKE OT THE FUCKING TRASH THIS MORNING - THE ONE THING YOUR FUCKING PARENTS. PARENTS!!! TOLD YOU TO DO. YESTERDAY!!!!! NOW THEY PISSED, YOU GOTTA LIE AND CHEAT DAT GARBAGE AWAY YOU GARBO FAGGY IDIOT - JUST LIKE YOUR CHANCE AT A NORMAL FUCKING FUTURE WHICH WILL MAKE IT EASIER FOR PEOPLE TO LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
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[person 500 years ago knitting a sock] O Sister Margaret, regale me again with the tale of Vicar Wesley's scandalous elopement with the baker's daughter!
[me today knitting a sock] O Youtuber Hbomberguy, regale me again with the tale of SHERLOCK IS GARBAGE, AND HERE'S WHY
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ionomycin · 8 months
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firstdatedaisy · 1 year
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Had a second date tonight with Philadelphia Guy. (Don’t scroll, I have not posted about him yet). This guy was supposed to be a one-off. A guy to get under to get over Buff Guy. But he kept texting.
He pursued me. He kept trying to set up dates. I never texted first. I wasn’t that interested and had decided to stop actively dating. But he kept coming back.
So I agreed to a second date. He set it up, picked the time and place. I texted him 2 times today, once with a question and once to tell him I would see him there.
Nothing. No responses. He’s not a big text person so I didn’t think much of it.
I get to the bar at the time we agreed on.
Had a drink.
Half hour later, no text.
So I texted one more time. “Woooooow ‘Philadelphia Guy’ so you’re just a garbage person. Lose my number. 🖕🏻”
And left the bar.
Then: “I found a few hours ago that my position at work has been eliminated. I've been scrambling trying to figure out where my next paycheck is coming from. I'm sorry I allowed our date to slip my mind during all of this, but making a mistake does not make me a garbage person”
So I: “Fine. Inconsiderate. Sorry you lost your job. Good luck with life. Bye.”
He had PLENTY of time to text me when I insulted him.
Moving forward: I’m tired.
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lily-orchard · 2 years
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People whining about the queen being a colonizer are full of shit. Name one country hurt by the queen
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gideonsgirldick · 1 month
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I just realized that The Locked Tomb series would be waaaay more popular than it is right now if one or both of the leads were male cause people go nuts for hogwarts esc houses, enemy's to lovers romance, and lore as deep as my fingers in your mom.
Someone please talk to me about this I am genuinely out raged.
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lemonmangosorbet · 18 days
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people who say that Wyll and Gale are the 'token straights' in bg3 make me laugh... girl (gender neutral) I don't think there are any straight people in Faerûn, they all died out via natural selection
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stardust-falling · 3 months
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Every SVSSS character is problematic except for Gongyi Xiao. That’s why he had to die.
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natjennie · 10 months
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jaskier really created a whole mythos surrounding geralt of rivia, white wolf, hero of the people, for the continent to adore and get invested in and then fucking wrote and performed her sweet kiss with the lines "I am weak my love and I am wanting. if this is the path I must trudge, I'll welcome my sentence, give to you my penance, garroter, jury, and judge" and then had to like. live with the fact that he admitted he's in love with the subject of his songs. every tavern he plays at the whole crowd is just side-eyeing geralt in the back like. um. hello. and he grunts and stomps up to their room. and then burn butcher burn comes out and the whole continent is like whoooaaa shit there's drama!!! jaskier is literally out here taylor swift narrating his whole relationship and geralt just has to trudge into town like. does anyone need a swamp monster killed? and the mayor or w/e goes hey aren't you the guy from the song, you really pissed that bard off what did you do leave him at the aisle or something. and geralt just has to be like. nope, must be a different witcher he's talking about. anyway swamp monster?
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trashcore-whore · 4 months
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blueskittlesart · 3 months
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at a certain point i think we need to acknowledge that art is very rarely created accidentally. if you can see a theme in a work than that theme was, more likely than not, at least somewhat intentional on behalf of the creator. you don't put a piece of yourself out into the world without thinking about what it means at least a little bit.
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illuminatedferret · 4 months
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Rereading the start of Book 2 is fucking fascinating because 1. how Mu Qing is treated by everyone but Xie Lian boils my blood, but also 2. I cannot believe there are people who think Xie Lian is naive and ignorant of the world after reading what he says and thinks during those first few chapters alone. He is so persistently considerate and sensitive to power imbalances and the abuse of power even before he """stops being naive""".
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trans-cuchulainn · 6 months
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there is no moral value in reading fast and there's also no moral value in reading slowly. people who read slowly aren't automatically/necessarily reading more thoroughly and thoughtfully than people who read quickly, and at the same time reading is not a race. some people read fast because that's how their brains work; some people read slowly because that's how THEIR brains work. some fast readers are getting deep into analysis and close reading and some slow readers are just along for the ride and not thinking too hard. these are both equally valid and valuable ways of engaging with books
and nobody should shame anybody else for reading slowly but also if i see one more post that suggests people who read quickly only read meaningless garbage (your elitism is showing btw) and lack reading comprehension, i will start blocking people. it's just bullshit, and it's weird judgy bullshit at that. some people have jobs in books where reading hundreds of books a year is part of it. some people are academics. some people are bedridden or isolated and trust me you get through a lot of books when you're stuck in your room alone for days. and some people love the books you consider garbage and they're just having fun passing the time with light fiction that isn't too brain intensive and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that either, because reading can be a form of relaxation and doesn't always have to be an ~intellectual challenge~ to be worth doing, actually
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front-facing-pokemon · 3 months
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