#gang gets grabbed

[nunalastor]

An idea for a Hazbin Hotel Reaction fic-

What if the crew get grabbed for it a few months before the events of the Pilot?

Imagine, the story starts off relatively normal, and our starting cast consisting of Lucifer, Charlie, Vaggie, Angel Dust, Husk, and Niffty. [I’m including the last two for Reaction potential with someone coming up later in this idea] They would be first watching the Pilot Thankfully for Angel Dust he wasn’t whisked away while he was having a shoot, but is at least mildly buzzed. Not not everyone’s so “lucky”, with Lucifer barely dressed up and in full depressed-dad mode, Husk still losing the whole pot (he doesn’t know it but he would’ve lost at that table anyways), and Vaggie while doing some sort of bandage-work almost revealing that she’s an angel, it sets up the thread of reactors possibly being taken during tense situations.

They get the usual message, that they’re stuck in a room together (and attached rooms with at least a kitchen space probably), until they all finish watching the series together, but they can take as much time as they want. Time has stopped for the world they come from, once they return it’ll be back to normal and all that jazz. They are also told that some additional people would be joining them/getting pulled in as they become more relevant in the story, but not always when they make their first appearance on screen.

Lucifer probably has a heart to heart with Charlie—if he isn’t too prideful at that moment—an Charlie hasn’t properly fixed up the hotel yet, but has been in the process of drafting up plans and a little through the intro she would invite Angel Dust to it. Lots of introductions made, and then they actually start watching the show.

The crew hears the thrum of a portal opening up, and Sir Pentious falls in. He’s holding the steering wheel of his airship—sooo that’s gonna be a fun problem to deal with when he gets back.

A portal opens for Razzle and Dazzle as the news segment pulls up, who were mauling some sinner that was about to mess with the hotel.

When the radio demon invites himself into becoming a sponsor for the hotel, the crew had almost expected him to come falling through as well, but hey since he didn’t, maybe they won’t have to worry about it? The guy seems pretty evil anyways, and the message given to them at the start implied that any new viewers probably wouldn’t try to kill anyone else there. Both Husk and Vaggie help build up this impression.

It is as the Pilot comes to a close that a red man crashes through and floods the room with the noise of static. A limp figure is covered in blood, barely breathing, limbs with snapped shackles on them. Clothed in what few damp rags would cover up the numerous wounds and scars on his skin. Gaze is hazy, but his eyes are wide and wide, confused and furious, and terrified. The big close-lipped smile is trembling with blood dripping from its stitches.

The seven years he would’ve been gone for were wouldn’t have been very kind to him.

It takes the crew a long while before they start watching the next episode.

(Alastor, wrapped in blankets and bandages and picking at the scabs forming around his mouth, has his arms around Niffty on the sofa. She too is wrapped in a blanket as an extra layer to help with touch-aversion.)

What comes next? What other discoveries will the Staff have later and how will that influence what they do when they get out? Will some of them want to get out? (Al will be fine though- they’ve probably set up a rescue or housing plan by that point, if at least because the Morningstars are as industrious as they are stubborn) Who knows, you decide on how you’d want to deal with such a total derailment of the plot! I just wanted an excuse for more Alastor whump-

(a sudden reunion with Vox and this Alastor would be fun)

👀

#hazbin hotel #nunalastor asks #niffty #gang gets grabbed #alastor #vox #razzle #dazzle #lucifer #charlie #vaggie #angel dust #husk

[magicicephoenix]

If you're still doin' the color palette challenge stuff, might I request; Charley + #92 - Far Away

Perhaps something on the softer side? The song (if it's the one I'm thinkin' of) is really soft + I'm a sucker for grumpy characters bein' sweethearts. No pressure though!

hi hello i accidentally made your palette request into an animation. felt the urge to better showcase the moment and… things happened. whoops :)

charley (and barley and edgar kinda) with #92 - far away

#bendy and the ink machine #batim #the butcher gang #charley #barley #edgar #doodle dump #dynamic dump #dialogue dump #palette #motivation grabbed me by the throat and i went willingly #made this in two days. what happened to me #i hope this is soft enough? they’re just bein’ sillies but charley did get a soft little smile in #every time i draw them i get a little more attached. the butcher gang enjoyers are rubbing off on me

[turrondeluxe]

Hi. So, I saw Mikey feed Odyn a bottle of (presumably) milk, but what other things do the turtle tots like to eat?

It was indeed milk!

We don't truly know how exactly ronin Mikey grew up but I'm assuming that in like most iterations of the turtles, food and a place to stay were hard to come by when growing up, specially when Mikey and his brothers were babies. Because of this, Mikey knows what is like growing hungry and not letting any food they had the luck of having go to waste.

In the comic Mikey is shown growing his own crops and harvesting them So in the au Mikey grows his own vegetables and fruits making it easier for him to prepare food for the babies. He tries his best to make a large variety of dishes for them because he wants them to try as much they want and never go hungry. Since Mikey is a turtle mutant himself he tries to makes dishes that would appeal to their turtle cravings too, like algae! In addition to this, in the au Mikey sells his harvest to nearby towns to manage with money or stuff he and the babies need for the house! (like ingredients to make homemade pizza :] )The people from the towns he usually visits don't really mind him or the babies because they are aware they are Hamato clan members and the people from the towns actually like having the little turtle family around! (Since Mikey can't really leave the babies on their own yet (not like he wants to either), the towns knows of their existance and they love them)

#mikey farmer arc basically #mikey also wants to have chickens and some more farm animals around to have more resources but #hes already busy enough witht the four babies #let them grow up a bit more and mikey is getting chickens and a goat #also! i think that out of all the babies odyn is actually a vegetarian! #in one of the future issues the artist of the cover drew them eating pizza and odyn and april are the only ones who grab a vegetarian slice #so theres that too! #if i knew what specific turtle species the babies are i would have put their diet there too but honestly i have no idea yet lmao #mikey does his best tho since he also turtle so he Knows #no mutant racism in the au sorry not sorry also not gangs that just suddenly exist int he mountains #leave the little turtle family alone #i wont take no for an answer #ADDING TO ALL OF THIS #its the future so mikey also just orders takeout sometimes #parents be tired #THIS IS MY AU I CAN DO WHAT I WANT LIKE FUTURE MOUNTAIN TAKEOUT THEY ARRIVE IN DRONES OR SOME SHIT #peepaw and babies au #my art #doodles #tmnt #tmnt the last ronin #the last ronin lost years #tmnt mikey #tmnt michelangelo #tmnt odyn #ask

[linguenuvolose]

I’m also excited about starting salsa because I hope I can find some friends there <3

#snicksnack #idk what the ages are but someone else has to be young #even if they’re not if we’re a little gang we can grab a beer or something still afterwards you know #in my quest of having better contact with my friends again I’m also getting more liberal with my likes #on social media and stuff #like if someone I don’t really know posts something cool on their story hello you get a cuoricino you know?

[cognitosclowns]

Alpha-Beta makes so many delightfully silly expressions during Part 2 and I need to share with the class :

TLDR :

#yep thats my husband MSDNAMSNDMASNDASM #INSIDE JOB SPOILERS #*cartoon apple crunch noise* #screencaps #alpha-beta #robotus alpha-beta #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #his silliness got turned up to 10000 im so happy. look at this absolute goof he was so expressive this season MSDNMSDN #OH YEAH IM SCREENCAP GRABBING RN SO EXPECT. PLENTY OF SCREENCAP COLLECTIONS OF THE GANG SMDSNMD #<333 #anyways...... ab fans how are we doing tonight... SMDNSMDN #IM SO NORMAL ABOUT HIM RN. SOOOO NORMAL SO CALM. #GOD DONT GET ME STARTED ON GIGI. TISHA CAMPBELLS VOICE MAKES MY HEART EXPLODE OUTWARDS LIKE A CHESTBURSTER #GOD i loved this season. i still gotta rewatch it a fwe times and properly digest it but WAHWHJHJAHWJ <333 THE FOUND FAMILY SHIT THIS SEASON #REALLY GOT ME #yes yes yes ill do a collection where he looks charming and handsome #but first #*points* he is silly

[pankomako]

some good old-fashioned gang's bay dollar store shenanigans for tonight

#gangs bay #i love and hate the idea of shipwreck doing chores around the store and singing along to whatever the fuck all cringey-like #most of the time he does NOT know the lyrics. and he does stupid little dances that are SO embarrassing to watch (himbo behavior #sharky grabs shipwreck's phone and changes the song to smth HE likes and sings that just to show off (and to make shipwreck stop) #they absolutely sing along to certain songs together on the road though #like ok no i get secondhand embarrassment just THINKING about this wouldnt you believe it

[quillheel]

// there's a part of my brain that wants to pick up roxy bc of ruin i can Feel it

#this happened with s.ecurity breach too i liked monty and chica n grabbed them then like Never used them BGKHTR #also hi i've been!!! busy!!!!!! i'm vvv sorry if i dont respond on Discord or anything i. do not have a lot of social bandwith rn :( #ive got some writing in my queue and i. may try to get more done but yea #sorry gang </3 #━ ♔ your slightly mad sea-captain : ooc. #fnaf // #ruin spoilers //

[that-was-anticlimactic]

okay so hear me out: one of ritsu’s tics is scratching. just like... imagining him scratching himself subconsciously all the time and he can’t stop even when he realizes it because it’s a compulsion. he tends to scratch his hands and knuckles and wrists a lot and it just gets worse the more stressed or anxious or overwhelmed he gets. and sometimes he doesn’t even realize it’s happening until someone points it out or mentions that he’s bleeding.

and thinking about that being a tic he’s not great at suppressing so he does his best to hide it from his family (he doesn’t care about that one at school as much because he could easily lie his way out of that one) so they don’t realize it’s a problem until one day when ritsu walks into spirits and such with blood caking and dripping from his hands (maybe during final exams or he’s in the midst of an anxiety/tic attack or maybe he’s just really overwhelmed with everything on his plate) and. y eah.

#it's about ritsu being willing to show people he's hurt and to let them take care of him because he's so used to making himself the perfect #little brother/son so no one would have to worry about him / so he wouldn't stress shige out and just. yEAH #i have. feelings. #i just think it'd be a big problem #i think one way the s&s gang would help with that is by holding his hands #like maybe shige would take his hands and just. hold them while reigen or serizawa or someone bandages them and he doesn't let go for awhile #and then teru and shou start grabbing his hands and holding them if he's scratching too (and either of these can be romantic or platonic) #and i feel like he wouldn't be totally comfortable with tome doing that yet but he would be eventually and he doesn't want the adults to do #it because it makes him feel like a child so they don't but. ough. and maybe one day he's freaked because he's worried that he'll scratch #whoever is holding his hand instead and like someone (maybe reigen👀) suggests trying to redirect that into tapping instead so he taps #everyone's hands and he feels so uncomfortable and awkward at first especially when the tapping gets - in his words - excessive and his #premonitory urge is like 'yes RUB rub their hands!!!' and he's so upset but no one minds and maybe tome and the adults will give ritsu their #hands and just let him tap and rub and poke their hands and stuff because ritsu is SUPER picky about touch and allows very few people to #touch him partially because of the ts and partially because he is Insecure and Textures and Comfortability and just. this is so important #for him??? and such a BIG step and shige is so proud and the scratching doesn't really stop but it gets manageable and not as bloody #it's about ritsu learning who he is and learning to love all the parts of himself even the ones he finds repulsive ough aNYWAYS #mp100 #ritsu kageyama #ritsu with tourette's #i am so right for this wow

[theood]

Tannis can you send your weird thing out of the room?

What? D0G? No he's perfectly fine. He's in a powered down state right now anyway. In no way is he going to hinder or stop our conversation. Besides, he's holding half of my equipment right now since the Vault Hunter has decided to take up residency in the medical bay

Not fixing this sketch up you're gonna look at it as is

#mart #Hes just A Real Human Being. Hes been experimented on by Tannis and the gang has a hunch he was an ex Hyperion project but Dog doesn't Talk #about his past prior to what he refers to as 'Tannis turning me back on. Whole reboot.' #His ''mask'' has what looks like hinges and you'd think it opens up. No one has tried. Gloved (?) hands. Can hack into stuff very easily. Vo #ice gets distorted every so often. Glitchy. Under the bandana is a turtleneck. No. Dont ask how that works. #Anywhere Tannis pops off to he follows. She found it annoying at first but he also just stands there and lets her talk so like its fine #She's tried taking blood samples and Dog bleeds but the blood brings up Nothing. It's forced system reboots or bricks what she uses. #'Interestingly Eridium seems to calm him down. If given slowly. Too much at once and it's like blowing a fuse.' #Fights exclusively with a slag weapon and a corrosive one! #And needless to say? When shes grabbed by the twins well. Sanctuary can hear that scream #(He's genuinely a problem at that point. No controlling no talking to him. Lilith and co. are doing all they can before I think honestly th #ey just either dump him or lock him into a room until they can get better intel on Tannis. Dog of course isn't gonna sit. He's gotta go save #her) #gu4rd-d0g #will I EVER talk more on this? god probably not. twas fun doodling

[newheroesofthemultiverse]

@xiiians

The young immortal popped out of the portal with a deep sigh, looking around with a tired smile. The latest little trip with Lisa and the other demigods had been great stress relief and he was glad to have spent time with his new friends, but there was a certain relief that came with stepping back into his own world, where things were familiar and his dearest loved ones resided. The burden of wondering about Adamai settled back into place, but he felt better about shouldering it nowadays which was nice.

He bounded his way back home, eager to see his friends and family where he'd left them. The time-travel shenanigans that came with multiverse travel were so convenient, how helpful.

"I'm ba~ack!" He called as he returned to the inn, happy to see Amalia still among the group despite knowing only minutes had passed since he left the group for the multiversal adventure he'd been on.

#you are so valid theres not enough people in the rpc for wakfu #(King of Peace and Dragons; Yugo) #man now i wanna write up a list of the powers the gang gets #wakfu (world) #open for whichever muse grabs your fancy but mentioned Amalia cuz we all know Yugo's head over heels for her <3 #xiiians

[arsenicflame]

aaand the lighthouse!!! not sure on this one tbh, i feel like the contrast between the two sides just isnt... right

(once again, continuation of previous posts, go here to see the land section + offer opinions on that if u wanna <3)

i havent included full refs of the lighthouse on previous posts today, so here they are!

i said it in the tags on the previous post but its really obvious with the amount of detail here so to clarify: the reason it looks a bit janky is because all these pieces have seam allowance

3 versions again, the only differences is with the 'white' sections on the shades side (3 fabrics- 1,2 in first img, then 1,3 or 2,3)

im still not entirely sure how im tackling sewing this right now- ive split the top of the lighthouse into a lot of sections to make piecing easier, but there are still a LOT of corners on this thing that could only be tackled as an inverted corner... which is kinda evil. im wondering about maybe doing the lighthouse area more of an applique- so sitting on top of the surface of the quilt- it could be bulky because of my fabric choice but is /theoretically/ easier to sew?? and also it could look good visually, to have the lighthouse sitting above the rest???? (i think if i did this id group the top of the lighthouse back up again)

as i said above, im not super happy with the colour choices- when picking fabrics i leaned quite a lot into the dramatic shading on the original painting, however with the low contrast between the light and dark on the red stripes, i think it might stand out way too much in comparison

i definitely have other options on the lighter grey front, so i think ill have a rummage and see if i can find something closer to my 'white' colour, but in case i can't, what are we thinking about these?

(also: yes it really irritates me my white is light grey- not so much in the sea but on the lighthouse... yeah frustrating. but this is pretty much my only option. maybe theres a cream? maybe i should grab that too fjbfjnfsf)

#im probably stopping here for today but good progress made!! #i got all of the 'straightforward cutting out done and am in a pretty decent place to stop ig?? #there isnt a huge difference between colours 1 + 2 on the side; i literally grabbed the slightly lighter one on my way out the door friday #just as like.. oh ill see if this might work??? there is a literal ton of that colour around atm so i figured it couldnt hurt #please friends i am begging for some feedback i am so unsure gbfvbfjvhn sorry gang #nyxtalks #nyx sews #sewing #lighthouse painting quilt #my god these posts r getting long i am so sorry #(at this point i dont even know if im saying everything i need to say. just vibes)

[partyinthemysterymachine]

me @ me "you're supposed to be editing and making it shorter and more concise and not adding a bunch of new paragraphs and words to the damn thing so shut the fuck UUUUUUPPPPPPP" while working on writing the next chapter of goomt challenge

#ches writes #goomt #:3c dontcha guys just LOVE me when i do this :3cccccccc????????????? #yeah. i sure do love me too <3 i'm having a blast :) (no i'm not. omg me shut uUUPPPPPPPPP LMAOOO) #(ME @ ME UR WORSE THAN H A R R Y SOMETIMES STFUUUUUUUUUUUUU) #im sorry gang. i just like to want to be able to tell a story 😔 gomen nasai minna-sans 😔😔😔😔😔🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 #yet this is my Curse to Bear; so SUCK IT (@ me @ me @ u @ me) #(no rly i pwomis i'm working on it LOL) #(i unfortunately just have to Write Out A Bunch Of Words before i can Start To Cut Them All Out (Again™️)) #THAT'S ALL #lmao maybe One Day i'll try to keep and release The Writing Process #and show what the original states of a previous chapter of GOOMT looks like before the Final Product goes out lol #idk would u guys like that?? would u like to see it?? Asking Honestly ngl #and no harm done if not <3 For Real tho my feelings won't be hurt it's just a Curiosity of mine :3c #anyway BYE i gotta go grab me some more Energy Dranks 😩😔 #(i subside mostly on Adderall; frozen pizzas from Target; and Lots of Energy Drinks. idk does it show?? LOL #(don't answer that it's rhetorical i know that it does <333 I'M AN ARTIST AND A GEMINI OK. LIFE IS MY CHAOS)) #and u all just get to Observe It <3 Lucky U LOL #ok byyyeeeee~~~

[ratcandy]

thinking about a hollow knight longfic I never wrote but still sits in my head all the time

#clamtalk #it had some really long pretentious title but it was MY really long pretentious title #and it was completely Ideal World fic wherein I grabbed all the characters and went ''my story now'' and went full self-indulgent mode #aka Everyone Lives (except for Ghost technically? and everyone that's dead as of the game starting) and then it's a traveling fic #because I get to make everyone interact with eachother especially during a long journey where circumstances are dire #and zote would be a nosk in it lol. because I'm always right #and he's just like * has a meltdown * for the entire fic. that's all that was really planned /hj #there was more to it like Hornet taking over as a pseudo-leader over a bunch of people who are just scared and confused #and the strain it has on her #meanwhile cornifer is just like ''watch this [wanders] [wanders] [wanders] [wand #quirrel is here because I said so and he's just like hmmmm feel like something about the world has gone askew here #Things might have been Changed a bit to fit a Narrative... /ref #and bretta is also here. and cloth. and myla. and they are friends #nobody invited emilitia but given she's alive at the start of the game that means she's also here #and tiso. and lemm. and elderbug #gang's all here and gang is all recently traumatized #that was the plot

[hearties-circus]

Thinking about. Madcom:]

#gamer txt. #hank my favourite little guy. specialist little man ever #i can never get over maghanks actions he is literally so cool best ever #i like to think the rock paper scissors thing is something the gang does alot when everything goes to shit and no one wants to go first #an i think sanford has a bit of a habit of going with rock first so hank purposefully lost to him #san just lost his bestie hank is giving him a little break #coupled with the fact hank keeps picking him up and shoving sanford behind him and its really just.. cares about him.. #also uhm its really interesting seeing how everyone whos had the keystone fragment uses its power #christoff ofc uses it most responsibly but 2nd to him is actually hank who doesnt even get to grab it properly #he just uses its power to stay alive whether to get his arm back or to fuck with his enemies hes not actually done anything destructive #i just think its neat #he has no ulterior motive my guy is just trying to make it through the mission

[gallusrostromegalus]

So the tire-eating potholes in my neighborhood finally killed both my rear tires and I had to get that dealt with, but while they were getting replaced, I put the dogs in puppy daycare and upon picking them up early, the attendant literally sprinted to the front desk, grabbed me by the shoulders and breathlessly exclaimed "YOUNEEDTOCOMESEEWHATYOURDOGSAREDOING"

While she escorted me back to the play yards, she explained that every time they have more than three Corgi, they have to put all the Corgs in a separate play yard because they turn into a little gang and bully the Very Large dogs by playing Cow Herding Simulator 5000 with them, and especially if Herschel is there, because corgis are bossy-pants dogs, and Herschel has the bossiest pants of them all and acts as leader.

Despite being a little Don Corgleone to the short bitch mafia, Hershcel is also a Huge Baby and will apparently cry and cry and try to climb the fence and cry and eat people's shoelaces and cry if he is separated from Charlie during playtime, so this means any time that "Corgi Party" is happening, Charlie also has to go to Corgi party, despite being full-height, running cat software and a senior citizen. he copes with being Gulliver amongst the Liliputians by climbing onto the roof of the playskool castle they have for a climbing structure in the yard, kicking the ladder down behind him, and stretching out to nap in the sun while the corgi frolic and gambol around him.

Corgi are dogs that make up and play games with secret rules, like kindergartners. "Everyone bark in sync" is a popular game, as is "follow the leader" and it's companion game "March in a circle around a tall structure like ants caught in a death loop".

So what I was greeted with, when the attendant and I snuck out to the play yard, was the sight of Charlie, sound asleep and flat on his back with his paws crossed over his chest because sighthounds sleep in the stupidest fucking positions, on top of a faux-medieval castle with gargoyles on the corners, surrounded by approximately seven Corgi, all trotting in a circle around him, barking in sync.

"They look like they're preforming some kind of ritual!" giggled the attendant as attempted to get my phone to focus.

"Yeah, they're gonna summon Corgtulhu." I said.

Unfortunately, this made the attendant literally fall on her ass laughing, and distracted Herschel and his compatriots, so they didn't get to complete the summons, and I didn't get the pic.

The attendant kept laughing because apparently she's new to puns, and had mostly gotten it under control by the time we got everyone's leashes on and back out to the front.

The manager was watching the front desk, bemused. Did you get to see them doing the ritual?"

"YEAH!" shrieks the attendant, still excitable with merriment. "THEY'RE- THEY WERE-" The attendant ends up giggling on the floor.

"You okay there Katie?" asked the manager with minimal concern.

"We think they were trying to summon Corgthulhu." I eplain, and Katie screams from the floor. "Wasn't gonna work though, you need a virgin sacrifice and Charlie had an STD when we got him."

It was the manager's turn to shriek. and for Charlie and Herschel to start barking in solidarity.

"That's right Charlie! Your sluttiness saved the world!" I told him, as he jumped up and kicked me in the face.

Anyway, that's why Charlie's nickname at daycare is now "Superman(whore)"

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#Dogs #family lore #Herschel the Hanukkah Goblin #Charleston Chew

[deadsetobsessions]

Danny no longer has a haunt. So… he decides to find another one. And while he technically has a whole world (other dimensions aren’t an option because he’s going to stay near where Jazz’s grave is, damn it) there’s only a couple of other places with enough ambient ectoplasm to sustain him. Nanda Parbat, Tokyo, and Gotham.

Nanda Parbat had a weird old musty immortal that kept trying to summon him and exchange power for the ability to “take a worthy body and rain as much destruction” as he’d like. As if Danny would need a body to bring the world to its knees.

Tokyo… it’s too far from Jazz’s grave. He could ask Wulf or even open his own portal but when Danny tried it out, Tokyo was too peaceful. Obviously there’s crime, but nothing… nothing big like Danny’s used to.

Danny ends up picking Gotham, even if the sewer zombies and the weird group of rich fruit loops with an adoption problem creeps him out. So, he destroys the portal, packs up his parents’ house and sells it, and hauls ass to the cesspool calling his name. His family’s stuff is stored respectfully in a vault located on the deepest parts of his personal haunt in the Infinite Realms.

And honestly, he’s doing better. Sure, he’s got a shitty apartment near another revenant’s almost-haunt and he feels like he’s drowning all of the time, but Danny isn’t in danger of turning into Dan, he’s catching up on royal paperwork, and he’s got like a job as a barista. In his own coffee shop that paid for using his parent’s money (who, despite their hazardous everything, made a crap ton of money off of their more normal inventions).

Gotham’s got some pretty interesting local gangs, most of which respected the sanctity of Danny’s cafe. Sure, they tried blowing it up and tried extorting money from him in the form of “protection costs” but after three months of failure, they gave up.

(Really, the local gangs gave up when they saw him take three shotgun shells to the chest and continued to work.) (They didn’t know it never hit him. Intangibility is extremely useful.)

The Rogues, on the other hand, just gave Danny flashbacks. Their gimmicks are different, sure, but after years of Box Ghost, Skuller, Lunch Lady, etc., Danny’s more than done with costumed villains. They don’t bother him either. Some of the reason is probably due to Harley and Ivy, who had walked into the cafe and (because they were bruised and scratched up from a fight) triggered Danny’s mother hen tendencies. They were promptly fed and watered and caffeinated and their hyenas were also similarly taken care of. They declared the cafe under their protection and that was that.

Red Hood stops by, and begins to interrogate him. But when Danny met his… helmet eyes? The crime lord paused, paid for his coffee, and sat in a corner table of the cafe for the rest of the day.

And he kept coming back?

But Danny figures it’s because Hood was a revenant and people who had come close to death tends to feel more comfortable around him.

(Considering this is Gotham where people almost die every other day? Yeah, he’s pretty much friends with everyone. Or at least, less likely to get shot.)

(Hood does stay because of the King’s presence and the Pit calming itself, but also Danny’s hot and he’s got a sleeper build and Hood definitely did not imagine himself in the place of the heavy box he saw Danny lift effortlessly onto a table. No.)

But of course, the peace couldn’t last forever. But by then, Danny was so antsy, he welcomed the trouble with open arms.

It starts with a clown. Danny knows who he is. He knows who Danny is.

So, Danny has no idea why the clown thought it would be a good idea to aggravate the owner of Gotham’s official neutral grounds. See, Clovkwork? Danny’s learned how to gauge his own political importance!

“HAHAHAHAHA! COME OUT, DANNY-BOY! LET ME TELL YOU A JOKE!”

Danny comes out and grabs a chair, and with a flat expression, says, “you’re not funny and I hate clowns.”

And then he swings and slams the chair into the Joker’s face. Over and over again until Danny’s sure the clown won’t get back up. The thing about Gotham’s outdoor chairs is that they’re mad out of steel and are bolted down to the ground to prevent undedicated thieves (dedicated thieves can and will steal the bolted down steel chairs). The Joker’s hired muscle just watched this scrawny twenty-something year old yank the steel chair and take some of the fucking ground and the bolts with it and beat the fuck out of their boss who is the literal Joker.

They surrender on the spot and is taken to jail. Danny just smiles at the officers who come by and since he’s got pretty privilege and they don’t want to mess with the guy who, again, owns one of Gotham’s official neutral ground and also beat up Joker without breaking a sweat, the officers just lets him go with a warning.

And then the bats comes, and wow, Danny’s playing mentor to a formally dead person again!

But before that, the Red Hood asks for an autograph on the Gotham Gazette article with a picture of a tired Danny standing over Joker’s prone body. Then Hood stammers through asking Danny out (which Danny said yes to because he’s tired, not blind, and Hood is built like a brick house and HOT).

Batman interrogates him. Danny, who can tell that this man needs therapy and is Sad TM, tells Bats that Danny’s died before and that’s why he’s like this. He also calls Batman a furry, but like in a nice way. And then he kicks Batman out with a coffee and a file on Nanda Parbat.

Now, Danny’s got a date to prepare for and he realizes that maybe this is what Jazz wanted for him- to be happy and mostly safe and happy. (Or, happier, he thinks. It’s been a long time since he’s been truly happy, but this might be a good start)

#bamf danny phantom #danny phantom #dc x dp #jason todd #Jason takes him to a library and they pick out books for each other #Danny asks him on a second date and they talk about the book over coffee #and then they watch the stars (Danny uses his ghost powers to clear a patch of sky) #but Danny just kind of watches Jason’s face and goes yeah this is just as good #Danny dngasf #Danny will throw hands with a clown #Danny thinks the Gotham Rogues are kinda cute #with their gimmicks #unimpressed bc they’re kind of obvious #and he’s seen worse and better #danny is Gotham’s Mom Friend