🥶 A (Kinda Weird) Hockey-ish Ask Game 🥶
Happy new year folks! To kick off 2024, I came up with an ask game mildly inspired by ‘every’ NHL team. Not every question is hockey related. It’s a little different. It’s a little weird. It’s quite fun. Start the year by getting to know your moots.
🦆 If I were to make a summoning circle for you, what food could I summon you with?
🐺 Build a NHL starting line up (3F, 2D, 1G) based on a really weird criteria for comedic effect (e.g. guys with names that sound like Dylan).
🧸 Do you have any object that you like a little too much or can’t seem to get rid of? What is it and why?
⚔️ What is goaltender interference? (Wrong answers only).
🔥 Give me an unpopular opinion on hockey. Preferably Hot Takes (not serious).
🌪️ What’s something that's been on your mind for a long time that you just can’t seem to shake?
❄️ What is your most and least favorite thing about winter?
🏔️ What is an obstacle you have overcome that you are proud of?
💣 Blow it up: pick one NHL team. Change its name, mascot, logo/colors. Tell me why you chose the new elements.
🌟 What are your five favorite things about yourself? Come on, don’t be shy. Give me 5.
🪽 Name a NHL player whom you would: Sacrifice to the Gods, Do Hard Crimes With, and Save the World With.
⛽️ What snacks would you pick up at the gas station for a road trip?
🐀 What is the funniest thing you’ve ever heard a hockey player say?
👑 If you could add an award to the NHL awards, what would it be and who would be its inaugural recipient?
🌲What is a place that gives you a sense of peace?
🔔 Who is an NHL player you are convinced you can best in a physical altercation?
🐯 What movie villain or creature do you think people should love more?
😈 What is your weirdest head canon about an NHL player?
🍹 If I were to make a summoning circle for you, what drink could I summon you with (cocktail or coffee order, alcoholic or nonalcoholic)?
🗽What’s a gift that you didn’t think you wanted but turned out to be useful or great?
🏛️ Here, have a soap box. What is one thing you feel really strongly about that you think everyone should know?
🦧 What cryptid do you think is real? Why? (If you don’t have one, make one up).
🐧 Show me a good rock. (You can also paint me a word picture).
🦈 What type of shark would you be?
🦑 Vampires and werewolves. Give me the pros and cons.
🎶 What would your goal song be and why?
⚡️ Describe yourself like a rainstorm.
🍁 Using a scale of one leaf to five leaves, how much maple syrup do you put on pancakes/waffles/french toast?
🏒What was your first impression of hockey? Why? Has it changed? If so, why?
🎰 What is a gamble/risky decision you have made recently that has paid off?
🦅 For Americans & Non-Americans alike, what’s the most *American* thing you’ve ever done?
✈️ What is a place you long to see?
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