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#matthew tkachuk #or whatever #tkitty tkat #not hockey

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#IT’S TIME #almost may #jokes #not hockey

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https://x.com/nhl_on_tnt/status/1783626927367971291?s=46&t=ZIaEFu0_p8OAWM_A9mVZTg

sorry anon i SWEAR i responded to this and/or posted the video but i did notttttttt smh

his little smile when gretzky says "hey matty" is taking me outtttttttt

#HE LIKES TO BE CALLED MATTY CONFIRMED?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!! #look if gretz gets to call him matty so do i okay #matthew tkachuk #wayne gretzky #fla

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gossiping in warmies (04.29.24)

#he's so expressive i makes me insane #<<<<<< prev seriously!!!! #also him in the first gif “what happened” #our boy needs to know the teaaaa #and then he immeidately shares with trainer and erod #obsessed #matthew tkachuk #evan rodrigues #dmitry kulikov #fla

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matthew on sasha leading the way tonight (04.29.24)

#the way he talks is so fascinating to me #'ahhwhh he was so good' #was he matthew???? was he? #fascinating creature #matthew tkachuk #fla

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Lord Stanley's BINGO: Daily Report

@imperatorrrrr and I here for your daily summary.

Round 1 — Apr 29, 2024 ✔️ Goal scored off an unusual body part (Ty Dellandrea's shoulder, DAL - VGK Gm 4)

If you think we missed something, please let us know; but, don't let our lack of inclusion of anything stop you from crossing it off!

Want to join in the fun? Use this link to auto-generate your own card. Once you have generated a card, make sure you save it as it will generate a new card every time you click the link. Feel free to generate multiple cards! If you make posts, please tag us or '#2k24 nhl playoff bingo' so we can keep up with your progress!!!

#2k24 nhl playoff bingo #nhl playoffs #stanley cup playoffs 2024 #nhl #hockey

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connor mcdavid: protector of his fellow draft classmates [x]

#you tell em mcdoo #good boy mcdoo #connor mcdavid #edm

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a rare sasha celly (04.29.24)

#mattys little hops so cute SO CUTE #i love this i loved this #matthew tkachuk #aleksander barkov #oliver ekman larsson #fla #tbl

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↳ MAT BARZAL MEDIA AVAILABILITY | 4.28.24

#legit what were they thinking #mat barzal #nyi

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mcdrai | all-star | 02.03.2024

#this is cringefail flirting #how embarrassing #i love them #leon draisaitl #connor mcdavid #edm #justin bieber

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capybarkov, ratthew, and their new friend: baby rally rat! feels like a good omen!

#CAPYBARKOV OMG I’VE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE AND IM OBSESSED #fla

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leon draisaitl for nhl.com/de

#and to think this dork tried to intimidate me #nah bro it ain’t gonna work #you don’t scare me #leon draisaitl #edm

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i love sportsnet posting this obviously to combat the stuff from last game.... but i'll take it bc mitch is a dreamboat

#oh my god #mitch marner #william nylander #tor

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my dear siblings in arms last night we gained an unlikely but welcome ally for the mitch marner defense squad

he showed up in a cloud of mist then leapt into hand-in-hand combat vs. the leafs uncles who want to do a variety of things to mitch, ranging from cyberbullying him out of town to "healthy scratch[ing] him for 2 months so he wants to leave" (an actual idea someone thought to post publicly).

without further ado, i present: [cue gladiator soundtrack] Jfresh.

some additional observations:

if u look at the timestamps for these he was fully in the trenches battling from 3pm-1am.

his calm replies make the uncles look even more obtusely deranged than they already are

he may be doing this with the ulterior motive of trying to get mitch on the penguins and honestly....let's fuckin go

#literally give mitchy to me #they don’t deserve him #like do any of these men actually watch hockey or are they just like here to be misogynistic because mitchy is ‘soft’ or whatever #like my god shut up #mitch marner #tor

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Dear fellow panthers fans, do we have a primer (relatively recent) anywhere? If so, can someone please link me. If not, would anyone be interested in helping me make one?

#this is Ashley’s fault #fla #Florida panthers #cats lb #Matthew tkachuk #Rox talks

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Leon (The Unhinged Nickname Giver) is all of us tonight: "Skin-Daddyyy"

#leon draisaitl #stuart skinner #oilers lb #edm

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Lord Stanley's BINGO: Daily Report

A fruitful day of bingo; in the first week (and a bit), we have ticked off 34 out of 100 prompts! We are thinking of sharing an new generator link for the second round (with new prompts) since so many have been ticked off, would anyone be interested in that? But first, @imperatorrrrr and I here for the summary.

Round 1 — Apr 26, 2024 (We missed this one) ✔️ Player is sassy (or bitchy) to the media (Evander Kane responds to Mark Spector's "drama" rant earlier this week in his post-game presser after EDM - LAK, Gm 3) Round 1 — Apr 28, 2024 ✔️ Team not being able to score on empty net (Nashville up 3 - 2 with 1:45 to go in the third, VAN - NSH, Gm 4) ✔️ Team ties the game with less than a minute in the third (Brock Boeser with 8 seconds remaining, VAN - NSH, Gm 4) ✔️ Sweep - Home first team (NYR sweep WSH) ✔️ Shut out (Stuart Skinner, EDM 1 - 0 LAK Gm 4)

If you think we missed something, please let us know; but, don't let our lack of inclusion of anything stop you from crossing it off!

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#2k24 nhl playoff bingo #nhl playoffs #stanley cup playoffs 2024 #nhl #hockey #edmonton oilers #la kings #oilers lb #kings lb #nashville predators #preds lb #vancouver canucks #canucks lb #new york rangers #washington capitals