#funny wedding photos

[electrozeistyking]

Ghost Drone is an AU where the events of Murder Drones have been spread out some odd years and changed around (except for Episode 1, which remains the same as it does in the show). Alternate takes on Episodes 2, 3 and 5 have already occurred.

The first comic isn't canon to the AU anymore, but since it's the initial concept, I figured I'd include it. This entire post is basically my way of saying "Hey, this AU has been stewing in my brain since the 16th of November in 2023."

#ghost drone au #murder drones au #oh my god the nuzi wedding photos are making me scream incoherently #murder drones n #murder drones v #serial designation n #serial designation v #murder drones uzi #uzi doorman #tw major character death #technically? but not really? idk #nuzi fankid #THAT'S RIGHT I HAVE CRACKED #fun fact: this au exists because i heard micheal kovach reading a one-sentence horror story #that's right i revisit old episodes of hunicast and don't feel bad about it (yet) #it's also really funny that i basically went back to using beanie's original hair colour #nuzi #whoops almost forgot to tag that fdskal #zeisty’s comic stuff #it counts #zeisty’s heavy hitters #zeisty’s in betweens

[theloveinc]

that would be such a wild meet ugly w bkg, like you're crying in the bathroom like you said n the groom barges in n you both start fighting loudly again n bkg tells him to leave you alone n tells his groomsmen to take him away then he tells everyone to go home bc the wedding is over n everyone is like wtf is going on?? n your bridesmaids are like "should we stay n help" n bkg is like "no i'll take care of it" n suddenly it ends with you in your mascara tear stained face, wedding dress all a mess n so dirty at mcdonald's with a pro hero sitting in front of you just staring n making sure ur okay n everyone wondering what went on lollll

RIGHT?!?!

And It's sooooo not Bakugo's bag but for some reason he feels so... not exactly obligated but... that it's the right thing to do to stay, buy you food, and help you pick up all the pieces.

He even helps you out of your dress, lets you wrap up in his spare coat and some pajama pants a bridesmaid left in your get-ready room. You cry when you see the empty venue and all the wilting flowers, but he helps you through that, too, holding you like he's known you for years, mumbling about how "you're never gonna get over it unless you do the work yourself."

He even picks out one of the nicest remaining flowers of your bouquet to send home with you that night, not to remember the day by, but to remember the good that came out of it: you were spared from marrying a "fuckin' loser extra," and you met him, and that can't be all bad, right?

(I think it's a little cliche to say you fall in love that exact night and he leaves you with his number... but you see him again, for sure, maybe dropping off some of your, now unneeded, wedding favors as a thank you gift for him to share with his staff at his agency (which was NOT hard to find, nor to gain entrance to)...

And there you are walking into his office only to be met by a whole handful of little sidekicks, going, "look, guys! It's the bride! It's Dynamight's bride!" as they're all so excited to finally meet the person in the pictures that were taken for the paper, of you and Bakugo sitting in that McDonald's, crying.)

#bakugo #definitely a 'WE'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABT U SITUATION' and ur like.. u have????? #and they're already come up with a whole love story for you guys that makes both u and bakugo heat up like OVENS #trying to deny the connection #its so funny tho bc bakugo refuses to eat any of the little chocolates and champagne with your ex-fiances name on it #and u catch him trying to get rid of those pieces and it makes ur heart kinda hurt in a good way #so maybe u leave ur number with HIM #and he goes nuts trying to work up the nerve to call u #and its all so EMBARRASSING LOL BUT I LOVE IT #but ur def dynamight's bride like thats ur pap name for the rest of time #ur wedding announcement in some tabloid is the picture of u sitting together next to your official photo for the public #IDK I HOPE THIS IS OKAY #caitie things #anon #gen

[gnomeboops]

me (starkid fan) 🤝 my sister (henry danger fan)

joey richter from MY SHOWS is in HER shows as well??

#the climate of attitudes towards joey richter in my household is very very funny #because my sister didn't know his name #so i went to see him and darren and lauren in the palladium and i didn't bother saying who they were because i know she doesn't know them #or i thought i knew anyway #and then at some point she was watching henry danger and i just had to point him out and go Hey i've seen him live #i pulled up the photos and everything it was a bit of a shock moment #well not for me i knew this since my starkid discovery because i thoroughly went through everyone's imdb pages #but she certainly didn't #my mum calls him 'that moustachey bloke' since she forgot his name after the concert #bless her she had to put up with me going absolutely insane with basically no prior knowledge of these people #she googled them all and went 'you know lauren lopez and that moustachey bloke are married?' as if that wasnt the first wedding in the worl #but yeah everyone in my family has a wildly different perspective on joey richter specifically and i find it absolutely hilarious #starkid #henry danger #in a shocking turn of events tumblr user gnomeantics has shared a large amount of useless anecdotes in the tags #gnomeantics original 🌟

[dhmis-autism]

Red Guy being deluded with his crush on Duck is equally funny, me thinks

Just this feral full on rabies man Duck who commits war crimes and Red’s delusional ass goes “he is so dreamyyyyy ❤️❤️❤️”

HE'S GOT THEEE WORST TASTE AND I WILL STAND BY THAT FOREVER.

Like, Red has got his issues, but you could see why people would like him. Sooo many people have/had a crush at him at one point it's unreal. NO ONE FEELS THAT WAY ABOUT DUCK GDGDF

THERE'S SO MUCH WRONG WITH HIM... FOR GODS SAKE LOOK AT HIM.

look at his PANTS LEG

#THAT'S HIS MAN. THATS WHAT HE'S GONNA SETTLE FOR #worst taste in clothes and WORSE taste in men #anyways. i got this way back when i was talking about their dynamic in my head ect ect #so JUST FOR YOU ANON i will go into this bc u've waited LONG ENOUGH #i think hes totally delusional in that /i/ think he definitely thinks duck is much cuter than he actually is #strikes me as a 'builds shit up in his head' type. like ive said before i think. that he would think real hard about saying smth. #like TO duck abt it. and then would NOT for months and months and months #GOD I SAW SOMEONE SAY ON THE POST WHERE I SAID I THINK DUCK THINKS THEYRE MARRIED... #...that like in reality all that happened was duck dropped something on the ground and red knelt down to get it and give it to him #and in his head that was FULLY a proposal and he was like wow. didnt think this was how id get engaged but ok. #and when it does come up reds like WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ??? and duck has like. a photo of their wedding (for tha BIT) #and he's like 'youve missed our anniversary five years in a row btw :/' #AND THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING TAGS ANYONES EVER LEFT ON ANY OF MY DRAWINGS #I HAVE IT SCREENCAPPED I THINK ABOUT DRAWING IT ALL THE TIME ITS SOFUCKING FUNNY #anyways love u anon stay cool have a nice summr #my dhmis postings

[baeshijima]

your e2l time travel married future-esque idea .... kneels ...... SCREAMSSSS ..... that's so delectable user baeshijima thank you for the food mhm mhmm mhmm will be thinking about it for the next few years <333 no but like your (annoying) husband sulks over the fact that you have been avoiding him for the past few hours or even days and he's like ??????????? what did i ever do to my amazing spouse ???? *proceeds to thoroughly contemplate over his past actions and internally slaps himself over it* and you on the other hand youre wondering how you got here 😭 like isnt it that you were partying your life out and getting drunk bcos you dont want to see that prickly bastard nd suddenly youre married to him ?!?!?!?! oughhhh you want to punch his annoyingly stunning face ... with your lips WHAT WHO SAID THAT your idea is so comedic and cute pleaseee i just imagine your husband trying to cuddle you for the past hours but it's just that youre avoiding him out of confusion mainly of your feelings 😭 thank you for the brainrot

NONNIEEE U SEE THE VISIION AARGRHGHAGHG

NO BC ???? imagine as you're distancing yourself from him while he quite literally contemplates his entire existence and forcibly sifts through his memories from the last week or so in search for what he did to warrant the fearsome cold shoulder™, he makes a dejected connection to the current you reminding him of how you were three years ago before you kiss kiss fell in love wedding bells woohoo'd. (which, of course, actually is the current you right now, but he doesn't know that.)

if it wasn't for the fact you are quite literally batting away his advances and acting as though he defiled you in some way, he would have coo'd at your cute behaviour he fell hook, line, and sinker for!

...and then there's you. lol. while he tries his damnedest to undo whatever it is he did, you're also having just as much — if not, even more — of an existential crisis as he is. mainly because:

???? what do you mean you're married to this fucker? what you mean you fell for him?? the one that made you get so hammered you time-travelled into a life where you're happy and... and married?!

were your standards that low — that limited — for him to be the only acceptable option???

aeons this is quite possibly the most soul-crushing news you have ever received. you swear to all that is mighty and divine and holy and omniscient above that you will save your future self's life by stopping whatever this... this is! and no, you will not be swayed by his suspiciously warm smile, and honeyed eyes, and sickeningly loving words, and his comforting scent, and his warm and surprisingly soft lips... oh fuck.

(alternate prose: you're severely indenial and your husband thinks it's cute and reminiscent to the old days lol. now please stop, he can't function without your cuddles and kisses...)

#omg a convo !? #nonnies !! #sophie talks : concepts <3 #STOP NONNIE THE WAY I GOT SO EXCITED WHEN I SAW U SENT THIS ASK ABT THE E2L TIME TRAVEL MARRIED FUTURE-ESQUE AU #LMAO IMAGINE THE SHOCK IN SEEING UR COUPLE PHOTOS AND WEDDING PHOTOS 😭😭 #it would also be so funny when u get shocked at how he knows ur favs like 🙄 ofc he would know he is smitten u dummy 🙄 #PLS U HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I WANT TO WRITE THIS #EIOTHER AS A LONG (and i mean LONG) FIC OR A MINI SERIES #OURHGJKRG

[aquateenpatrolsomethingshowshow]

on this day in 2013, the “aqua tv show show” episode, “freda”, aired for the first time on [adult swim]

guest stars casey wilson as “freda”

!! fun fact !! during the credit sequence of “aqua teen hunger force forever”, an anime version of freda makes an appearance

bonus image:

a still from this episode, autographed by dana snyder himself, that sold on ebay :3

#happy 10th lmao #not a terrible episode- #but it’s not great #probably one of the weaker ones imho- #and im a season 8-11 athf defender so that says a lot lol #also meatwads coloring at the beginning is so precious i can’t- #and the fact that shake just uses a ring pop as a wedding ring- #💀💀💀 #i also so want that dana snyder autograph photo #i love dana sm he’s so funny and seems so kind i would probably faint if i meet him irl ngl #atvss #aqua tv show show #master shake #meatwad #frylock #carl brutananadilewski #freda #freda ep #freda episode #season 10 #athff #aqua teen hunger force forever #season 11 #episode still #autograph #dana snyder #ebay

[chamm0y]

is cronical eye twitching normal or am i working too much

#it feels kinda funny #had to edit 2 full albums of wedding photos #aaaaaaaaAAAAAA #someone quit #we are so short staffed #im rambling dw

[waugh-bao]

Ronnie and Charlie celebrating their (nearly) shared birthday with Keith’s help (1990)

#these are precious #but the last one looks so much like a wedding photo it isn’t funny #charlie finally marrying his trophy wife #the rolling stones #charlie watts #keith richards #old married band #ronnie wood #also is it just me or does Charlie have really pretty/long eyelashes?

[okletsgetnuts]

#jennifer coolidge #actress #funny #comedy #the white lotus #a cinderella story #shotgun wedding #we have a ghost #American pie #ruined weeknd #photo #okletsgetnuts #celebrity #dunkindonutz #pop culture #film #movie #pop crave

[invertabeeb]

OH i haven’t posted these here yet... :-) 

#THE. phoebe and daisy wedding photo #daisy in dreamland #didl #ms paint #sid's funny art #my ocs #phoebe and daisy got married for economics reasons and STILL had a weird messy divorce they mean everything to me #the photos and whatnot were for appearances <3

[rohans-daughter]

i don't know how universal this experience is, but anyone else anouncing their pregnancy before getting all of your wedding photos returned?

#our photographer is a Catholic friend of a friend who was really cheap #the previews look great! #and last time I contacted her she started uploading more photos #its just funny to me that I'll be sharing ultrasound photos before my wedding album #its been four months if anyone is counting #rach rambles

[pluto-attacks]

I think there was an important guest missing from their wedding. This is my flower-girl Singha agenda.

#Sorry to Lady Sam for making her scowl in her “wedding photo” #but in my defence I pictured her as scowling at the photographer #who was demanding precious seconds of her that could otherwise be spent beaming at her wife or Singha #the real reason is smiling people are difficult #but there was no way I could justify a not beaming Mon 😄 #also I never knew it would be such an ordeal to put black eyes on a black dog #the result is a little goofy looking - but I think it’s funny? 🤭 #and I was brave enough to try using a different brush then the 6B one - landmark moment! #gap the series #sammon

[ziracona]

It’s one of the most stressful moments of your life when you play Little Hope blind, but on replay value the scene where John is (determinately) like “Leave me and save yourselves!” at the house and Angela and Andrew are screaming at him and Daniel is in the background with his head literally in his hands is one of the funniest compositions of all time

#I love that game so much it’s genuinely one of the best games of all time I’ll never not be mad players let the Krampus syndrome kneecap it #little hope #it’s a god tier video game #dark pictures little hope #it’s so funny you don’t understand #the fight is one of the best scenes of all time and it’s peak character development for John and he’s trying to save his family and without #missing a BEAT Angela just RIPS into him for it and Andrew the sweetest person on the planet gives it to him with both barrels right on her #coat tails. he’s so nice and sweet all game and he’s so fucking mad that John’s trying to die to save everyone you lose affinity with him I #can’t breathe typing this. John: ‘I’ll stay and die I love you family run for it’ — Every Person in his Fucking Family: *that gif from #Airplane of a line of people with pistols and bats waiting to beat the shit out of a woman* #And resident Tank Daniel is in the bg head in his hands literally trying not to cry the composition is flawless #it’s so funny. I am going insane that game is so good unreal. the scene right after where Andrew finds the wedding photo and is like ‘whoa #look people who look just like you in another life or whatever in a wedding photo’ and John goes ‘ O: Angela and I ? were married?’ (awe) & #without missing a fucking beat Angela is like ‘that’s so creepy’ unreal behavior poor John I can’t breathe

[jailwithonlyboys]

👶🍦🪒

9/27/23 - charleston music hall

#tegan and sara #megamazing #like i've said i know i can't take conceet photos for shit lol #esp from far back but i just. love them and had the best time #highly recommend this show once jaime posts it there is some #v funny banter about like three sets of twins in the audience and weddings being stupid

[momo-de-avis]

Yesterday, I saw on the reservations that I had a group of 9 people from great britain. At this point, I’m just burnt out from all the team building events from work-from-home entrepeneurs so I was pretty much crying to my coworkers and asking God “why are you doing this to me”.

So, I was very wary of it. First to arrive is a couple of young women in their 30s from California. They’re having a blast in Lisbon and want to have a great time. Love meeting people and trying out local food.

I wait for 10 minutes, and nobody else arrives. Two don’t show up, and eventually, a german lady travelling by herself shows up

then

the 9 brits, who have gone down to 8, arrive

and I shit you not, it’s a group of older brits, each one wearing this shirt

I thought “oh shit, they’re gonna clash with these ladies here, I’m going to have problems”. I mean, all my reservation says is that they’re brits, not where they’re from

Jesus christ, the young women and these guys were instant friends. They were some of the funniest people I have toured. And then, halfway through, I realise why they’re celebratory, in a good mood and so easy going, and it’s because THEY’RE SCOTTISH 

Also, these guys figured it out. It was honest to god so much easier for me as a guide to spot everyone and make sure everyone was here when THEY ALL HAD MATCHING COLOURFUL SHIRTS

#momo speaks #the two californian ladies were so delighted #as soon as they arrived they said #'oh god please let that be our group' LMAOO #people were literally stopping these guys on the streets to take pictures with them #it was just so funny #we ended the tour with them showing us their wedding photos #the ladies dubbed them 'the jellybeans'

[apricotluvr]

September 2023

#1. started at refugee camp nr 7 (I think). was asked to do a hearing test first for one of the guys and I thought he was Arab bc one of the #supervisors spoke Arabic to him when I saw him but we found he’s actually also Afghan! which was quite funny. not so funny was the fact #that I had taken the machine with me but had left the charger somewhere else so I couldn’t actually do the test. so I had to drive to our #office and go back for the test. when I came back my client had actually prepared these things for me/us 🥺 which is very Afghan and sweet #of him. he said he was just really happy to see someone that’s also Afghan #2. this month I actually was really consistent with my journaling so I’m happy about that #3. we have a cat now and even though I was one of the people that was against it. I would kill for her #4. my parents and I picked fresh walnuts and actually got quite a lot #5 & 6. we have our annual company gathering / party and it was really fun! it was organised well. we had some good food a live band #& a dj (I requested 2 songs and they agreed but didn’t play either one……) and there was also a photo booth which is always a good time. #I def think I’ll also do a photo booth when I have my wedding #7. have started slowly decorating my hobonichi #monthly recap