#LMAO IMAGINE THE SHOCK IN SEEING UR COUPLE PHOTOS AND WEDDING PHOTOS 😭😭

[baeshijima]

your e2l time travel married future-esque idea .... kneels ...... SCREAMSSSS ..... that's so delectable user baeshijima thank you for the food mhm mhmm mhmm will be thinking about it for the next few years <333 no but like your (annoying) husband sulks over the fact that you have been avoiding him for the past few hours or even days and he's like ??????????? what did i ever do to my amazing spouse ???? *proceeds to thoroughly contemplate over his past actions and internally slaps himself over it* and you on the other hand youre wondering how you got here 😭 like isnt it that you were partying your life out and getting drunk bcos you dont want to see that prickly bastard nd suddenly youre married to him ?!?!?!?! oughhhh you want to punch his annoyingly stunning face ... with your lips WHAT WHO SAID THAT your idea is so comedic and cute pleaseee i just imagine your husband trying to cuddle you for the past hours but it's just that youre avoiding him out of confusion mainly of your feelings 😭 thank you for the brainrot

NONNIEEE U SEE THE VISIION AARGRHGHAGHG

NO BC ???? imagine as you're distancing yourself from him while he quite literally contemplates his entire existence and forcibly sifts through his memories from the last week or so in search for what he did to warrant the fearsome cold shoulder™, he makes a dejected connection to the current you reminding him of how you were three years ago before you kiss kiss fell in love wedding bells woohoo'd. (which, of course, actually is the current you right now, but he doesn't know that.)

if it wasn't for the fact you are quite literally batting away his advances and acting as though he defiled you in some way, he would have coo'd at your cute behaviour he fell hook, line, and sinker for!

...and then there's you. lol. while he tries his damnedest to undo whatever it is he did, you're also having just as much — if not, even more — of an existential crisis as he is. mainly because:

???? what do you mean you're married to this fucker? what you mean you fell for him?? the one that made you get so hammered you time-travelled into a life where you're happy and... and married?!

were your standards that low — that limited — for him to be the only acceptable option???

aeons this is quite possibly the most soul-crushing news you have ever received. you swear to all that is mighty and divine and holy and omniscient above that you will save your future self's life by stopping whatever this... this is! and no, you will not be swayed by his suspiciously warm smile, and honeyed eyes, and sickeningly loving words, and his comforting scent, and his warm and surprisingly soft lips... oh fuck.

(alternate prose: you're severely indenial and your husband thinks it's cute and reminiscent to the old days lol. now please stop, he can't function without your cuddles and kisses...)

#omg a convo !? #nonnies !! #sophie talks : concepts <3 #STOP NONNIE THE WAY I GOT SO EXCITED WHEN I SAW U SENT THIS ASK ABT THE E2L TIME TRAVEL MARRIED FUTURE-ESQUE AU #LMAO IMAGINE THE SHOCK IN SEEING UR COUPLE PHOTOS AND WEDDING PHOTOS 😭😭 #it would also be so funny when u get shocked at how he knows ur favs like 🙄 ofc he would know he is smitten u dummy 🙄 #PLS U HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I WANT TO WRITE THIS #EIOTHER AS A LONG (and i mean LONG) FIC OR A MINI SERIES #OURHGJKRG