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Fumi: This is my husband
Heimdallr, who isn't even aware they started dating despite being together for 2 decades, sharing a house and several kids: Huh?
#fumi and heimdallr#Hahaha#The situation that would surround Fumi and Heimdallr starting a relationship is so funny to me#Bc Fumi's out here having a full romantic drama#Meanwhile Heim has science firing on all cylinders#and he's actively trying to reverse engineer How to Person through psychology papers#XDXDXD#Later in their relationship everytime Fumi makes a new emotional leap forward and declares something new in public#Heimdallr has to pull him aside bc#“I really don't mind but you need to tell me so I can be emotionally prepared”#oc
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baiojg Been reading texaid recently and suddenly remembering that Heimdallr is 100% like "I'm so normal. I'm the normalest guy to ever normal" but then Fumi walks in and he's like "Yeah, I'd let you cannibalize me"
You know what's even better though? Heim is the voice of restraint. Literally, no joke. Heim is the one who goes "actually, this is amoral and we should stop" and then 50% of the weird shit he and Fumi get into are introduced by Heim, lmaooooo
Fumi is Just Like That and Heim is contstantly going "I can fix him. I can make him worse." lmaoooooo
meanwhile Fumi's just like "Omggggg, I love you! Be your true self! Haters gonna hate! Yaaaaas queeen!" So to everyone else it looks like Heim is slowly being corrupted, but he's in reality also Just Like That XD
They're terrible influences on each other and they're perfect XDXDXD
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Pov ur hair is too long to be not annoying and too short to be put in a pony tail
Evil science stops for no man with hair at an inconvenient length!
#Fumi and heimdallr#Lmao I've TRIED putting my hair in a pony tail at his hair length and it just doesn't happen#Could he use a headband or a hair clip?#Yes but that's not as funny#oc#art#oc art
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Eeeeey, I can finally post about these little mermaid bitches
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ifejioerjf Fumi's the mer in here and Heim is an aquarium worker. Specifically, the only aquarium worker Fumi hasn't bit yet bc Heim consistantly treats Fumi like he's dangerous (he is)
Lmaooo Fumi just out here acting all cute and biting the shit out of people when they get close enough XDXDX It's a game to him. He'll drag them underwater, bite them, wrap around them like a boa constrictor, whatever gets people to freak out bc their flailing and screaming is funny to him.
Vrrrr. like, most animals that are in aquariums and zoos nowadays are, like, bred in captivity, never been in the wild or, like.... injured in away that releasing them wouldn't really be a kindness, right?
So like.... why the fuck would they be keeping feral ass Fumi in an aquarium????
Vrrrr thinking a mix between he got injured and also someone just pulled him up with a fishing net and they're studying him or smth.
Mrrrr Like, literally, the amount of injuries Fumi's definitely given staff would definitely get him put down if he were like.... just for display or smth
Maybe he's on display for, like increased funding?????
I mean, less important than Heim and Fumi interactions to me :/
They're my daydream babies <3
Anyway, MOVING ON!
More Fumi and Heim Interactions:
Heim tosses Fumi's fucking food at him from ridiculously far away. He don't let his ankles get anywhere near the water, lmao
Heim's put in charge of Fumi bc Heim seems to be the one with the most luck with dealing with Fumi (AKA. He's never been injured) and everyone else mostly avoids Fumi's area bc he's known to bite and shit and few other people need to be there. Which means the area's empty a lot.
Heim goes in when he needs a break from people and complains to Fumi about his coworkers (doesn't expect him to understand or respond).
One day, when Heim comes in to decompress, he hears Fumi imitate human speech. Specifically his insults
Que Heim realizing the squeaky screech sounds Fumi makes are probably a language and starts trying to teach Fumi English and teach himself whatever the fuck Fumi speaks (He's very bad a it, every time he tries to copy Fumi, he laughs, it's like, the wackiest accent or smth) and they start building raport
Sometime between beginning to make friends and actually trusting eachother, Heim either gets close enough to be dragged in the water, or falls in himself, and Fumi (who sees this as play) gleefully wrapps heim up and drags him down, but Heim's depressed ass decides "it's not worth struggling to escape" and quickly goes limp, closing his eyes, and waiting for Fumi to like, mutilate him or down him. Fumi obviously notices Heim stops thrashing, and gets concerned when Heim goes completely limp, like he's dead. He brings Heim back to the surface, but Heim doesn't react. Fumi, still concerned, drags him back on land and chirps at him. Still no response, so Fumi starts trying to preform CPR, or however much of it he could grasp from the time he actually nearly drowned one of the other workers.
Heim, who's been conscious, just despondent, this while time pushes Fumi off when he starts trying to do chest compressions, and sort of just goes on a depressive spiral while laying there with a concerned mer by him.
This is the point where actual trust starts building between them (from Heim's side, Fumi trusts Heim before Heim trusts him)
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New Fumi and Heimdallr lore: They're shit at money management (for comedic reasons). This does not bode well for their world domination plans.
Luckily, Heimdallr is fairly willing to delegate. They just need to... find a treasurer who is also down to take over the world
#Fumi and Heimdallr#I basically speed ran their world domination plot in my head and have moved onto domestic shinanegans#but I also refuse to delete their aspirations for world domination in any of the AUs I have for them#lol#This makes their otherwise mundane life (in my current development) very very wack#Ex. In the “They met as adults” AU they met in a fight club#in the “They're relatively normal” AU they just HAVE weirdly advanced tech#for no reason (to anyone but them)#Like#Their interests and stuff have not changed AT ALL in any of the AUs#Just their situations#oc
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Brrrr Mermaid AU has been kicked out of the hot seat by Woods Monster AU where Heimdallr is the funky little cryptid instead of Fumi osijgosiejfef
Ok, so scene:
Fumi has a crush on this dude. They don't know each other very well, but Fumi wants to get to know him better. Just as Fumi has the courage to start becoming friends (or maybe just as they're starting to become friends), his crush goes missing and turns up dead in the middle of the woods with signs of an animal attack and traces of something unidentifiable.
The woods have always been a strange place, odd noises and foot prints, inexplicably spooked animals, but Fumi lives just on the edge of them, so while he's aware of its strangeness he's also accustomed to it.
The death had been attributed to a cougar attack, but the childhood summers spent in the woods behind his home made Fumi feel confident that he would recognize the signs of a dangerous predator if any came around. Despite that, Fumi stayed out of the woods for a few weeks out of respect for the dead. If felt strange to walk into a place you knew someone had died, but eventually the bird calls and rustling leaves beckoned Fumi back into the shadowy understory.
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[Tired, so I'm not actually writing everything out]
On a walk, the woods go quiet, like a dangerous predator is around. Thinking it's cougars, Fumi decides to turn around and go home
Fumi runs into someone who looks like his crush in the middle of the woods path on his way home (or Person steps out of the brush right as he's about to turn)
The person's just standing there, staring
He looks healthy and very not dead
Is this a ghost?
Person steps toward Fumi, a stick cracks under foot, and Fumi runs home, "screw the cougars, this guy is way past unsettling." (it can snap a stick so clearly not a ghost)
He spots the person through his window later
Shenaniganry happens (Like Fumi throwing a stick out of fear and the person bringing it back like a dog???) and Fumi realizes the person acts like a curious animal (and is always watching his place), which is creepy, but not that harmful (This process would probably take a while)
He spun in place, thinking of what to do.
He eventually decides to try... communicating with it
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pthththth Need something that makes Fumi realizes that this person who looks like a person is very much Not a Person
Maybe it shapeshifts in front of him???
maybe....
It shifts into a dog bc people like dogs and Fumi brings it into the house and while exploring, it moves out of Fumi's sight, doesn't realize Fumi is following it and it transforms back to human form to reach something??? [Alt. it doesn't realize there's anything wrong with transforming bc Fumi hasn't run away from its mere presence, unlike the woods animals)]
Alt, after Fumi establishes communication with this person that acts like a curious animal, they come in and..... transform while doing something??? Houses are built with human convenience in mind, so why would it even feel the need to transform???? Become a cat and perch atop the fridge or something to watch Fumi??????? That wouldn't make sense 'cause it can watch Fumi just fine when Fumi's interacting with it. Hmm...
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[After realizing it is a creature and not a human and living with it for a while; like maybe 1-2 weeks after realizing it's not dangerous]
He can't just call it by his crush's name, that would be weird and suspicious. The creature doesn't seem all that dangerous... despite it's appearance and unsettling aura. It just seems to... watch.
His eyes scanned the room as he thought. Just as he was about to start spinning, a movie poster caught is eye. It was a Thor one, gifted to him by a friend. The movie hadn't particularly been his favorite, but it had been fun and it seemed a waste for it to just rot away in some closet. On it was Heimdallr, noted in the movie to be "all seeing" with some magical exceptions as well as a watchman. Fumi turned his gaze back to the creature. It definitely wasn't a god, but it seemed apt enough.
"What do you think of Heimdallr?"
#WElfjoiefjwoif I meant to just to a paragraph summarizing#Fumi and Heimdallr#Oc#Woods Monster AU#prose#aiuerghiuerghieug#I am now filled with the intense urge to draw scenes from this au#just moody and mildly creepy#And then caption it something that changes the mood#Like one of Heimdallr just standing over Fumi sleeping#and captioning it “Most creatures are too scared of it to sleep in its vicinity... Fascinating”#aifajeoiragnerf#Draw later
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Heim: *comes to visit Fumi in Japan*
Fumi: *says Heimdallr's name in a Japanese accent*
Heim: No, absolutely not. I will not respond to that. Give me something else.
Fumi: *in a high pitched, highly exaggerated voice* ✨Hime-chaaaaaaaan~! ✨
Heim: You mother fucker-! *tries to grab Fumi, but he just runs, starting a cartoonish chase scene*
Later....
Heim: *hanging out with some friends he's made or maybe co-workers*
Fumi: *spotting him from afar, starts waving his arms and shouting* ✨HIIIMEEE-CHAAAAAAAN!✨
Heim: *Whips head around fast enough to get whiplash and glares daggers at Fumi*
#fumi and heimdallr#oc#Fumi lives in Japan AU#oiejrogjief#Just imagine seeing this as a bystander around Fumi#Like “Oh this guy must be calling to a niece or a girlfriend”#but NO!#the one who looks his way is a 6 foot FOREIN MAN with a murderous glare on his face#XDXDXDXD#Expectation vs reality is my favorite form of comedy
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Heimdallr "filter my actions through the lens of a cat" [Oh wait, fuck he doesn't have a last name 😳]
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Aside from a love of scaring people, Mer!Fumi also loves trying to get a rise out of Heim bc Heim imitates the reactions and habits of people and animals around him.
He picked up the cat hissing from his own pets and has an arsenal of various strange noises from other animals he's had to interact with in his job
After spending a lot of time with Fumi, Heim finds himself with the inexplicable desire to flare his non-existent fins to express something and starts grumbling to himself about "stop trying to emote with body parts you don't even have"
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When they wake up, their limbs are gonna be so fucking numb
Pins and needles for days
#ocs#oc art#original characters#do they have a fucking story?#honestly I'm not sure at this point#they used to#but then I hit the end of it#didn't write any of it down#and called it a day#I swear#the longer they exist the softer they get#Fumi and Heimdallr#the original them were literally 2 fight loving dudes trying to take over the world#but they kept getting distracted by trying to prove that the other one's plan was shit#So there was just a never ending cycle of fighting each other and then being buddy buddy right after#and then they went to space#Me: So are they gay or not?#Me: *draws Fumi and Heimdallr lounging on eachother and genrally being very close to eachother*#Me: So??? Are you gonna answer?#Me: *stares myself in the eye and continues giving Fumi and Heim interactions that toe the line between BFFs and romantic partners*#oc#Art
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I have like.... entire manuvers for how the cryptid versions of Fumi and Heimdallr get closer to their cannon appearances
Like, In Mermaid AU, Heimdallr gives Fumi a hair tie so he can pull back his hair and keep it out of his face when he surfaces. Turns out Fumi's bangs are too short to actually stay in a ponytail, but he doesn't relinquish the hair tie
In the Woods Monster AU, there's a much longer process since Heimdallr can actually look human here.
In that "what if Heimdallr gets Fumi's trust by looking like a dog" thing I mentioned in the original post, I thought: What if Fumi threw a stick at Heimdallr, misses, Heimdallr disappears into the brush to get it, and comes back in the form of a dog with the stick in his mouth and at first, Fumi is like "Oh, where'd this dog come from?" and then as the dog gets closer, he goes "OH GOD IT HAS HUMAN EYES"
So, from that, I thought "What if Heimdallr likes to change his eyes?" and so Heimdallr's bangs over 1 eye thing is a result of Fumi trying to help Heimdallr to blend in without completely sacrificing some of Heimdallr's tendencies (bc it takes a while for Heim to figure out how to keep his eyes the same as his form). So the eye under the hair is just doing it's thing and the eye not covered is the only part he has to focus on keeping the same.
And bc Heimdallr takes his form from a dead body that went on a hike, he's obviously not going to have the same black coat as canon. The solution to this is Heim's previously mentioned spoopy aura. Bc Heim doesn't know how to turn it off, Fumi decides the best way to make it blend in better is to make Heim's spookness sort of campy. So he gives him a black coat so his ominous aura seems intentional.
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Thoughts on Woods Monster AU: Heimdallr has to consume DNA to acquire a new form
Most of his forms come from dead things he's found on the forest floor bc he's got that predator aura
Whatever he is is compelled to imitate and blend in, but he's generally not great at behaviorally blending in bc everything runs away from him from his large aura of spook, so he's like, this spooky little creature that's just out here chilling
occasionally he'll hunt down a critter to eat.
He probably spends most of his time in predator forms so that his "scare things away" aura makes him blend in a bit more (also bc I think he would instinctively avoid being a prey animal if he can avoid it, just as a survival tactic. like, if he was better at blending in, being a prey animal could prove dangerous for him. Alternatively he had to start with being a prey animal and leveled up to predators higher and higher up the food chain and going back down the food chain just doesn't make alot of sense (unless he wanted to set up an ambush by blending in, but again, he doesn't know how to))
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Fumi: *presenting Tina for the first time* Behold! Child of my flesh womb!
Tina: *flatly, being held up by the armpits* You do not have a womb.
Fumi: *indignant* I bled all over you! I get to call it whatever I like!
Heim: I mean, the brain is a flesh prison. Close enough, right?
Tina: *Disgruntled* No.
Fumi: *holding Tina even higher, like Simba* I AM ZEUS!!!!
Heim: Pff- *also strikes a pose* A-Tina! Daughtew of Zuwus!
Tina: *visibly more dissatisfied*
Tina is a robot made by Fumi. She has 2 siblings, Roll and Tin. Roll is very rotund and rolls around and Tin is very fragile. Roll and Tin have lower intelligences than Tina because they were made first, when Fumi was still perfecting his AI tech, but Tina acts like an older sibling because she has the most sense and takes charge of rangling everyone. And I do mean everyone. Tina is no-nonsense enough that Fumi and Heimdallr tend to be more childish than her.
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Nonsense bullshit that Fumi and Heimdallr have definately said at somepoint
Heim: It's not gay if it's autocanibalism *bites his lip and shoots fingerguns while backing out a doorway*
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Fumi: *guileless* I can't believe yo mama died in a house fire
Heim: *staring in judging disbelief* Dude, that's not funny. That's not a "yo mama" joke.
Fumi: *louder* I CAN'T BELIEVE YO MAMA DIED IN A HOUSE FIRE.
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Heimdallr: There are a great many things which have hurt me both mentally and physically,
Heimdallr: *staring despondently at a freshly microwaved cinnamon roll with icing lying in a melted puddle around it, leaving the cinnamon roll itself completely clean of icing* But nothing hurts more than pre-packaged deserts
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Heim, on a face time call with some friends: *Running away from a burning building that is clearly visible in the background, blank faced* Fellas, is it gay to commit arson?
Fumi: *you can see glimpses of him running behind Heim through the shaking phone camera and his wild cackling is very clear*
Fumi: *Throws something in the fire that makes it suddenly get bigger. His cackling gets louder*
Heim, feeling the heat on his back and seeing the sudden growth through the phone: *breaks character, clearly panicked* Oh, shit fuck- *the camera shakes way more showing more of the ground and sky than anything else and the call cuts off right as the sound of an explosion begins coming through the speakers*
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Fumi, calling Heim on a video call: *Low shot of Fumi biting his lip nervously, like he's holding the phone at the same angle you would when texting* Ok, so, don't be mad
Heim: What-
Fumi: *flips the camera around to show the outside of their house, the front door is open and a truly ridiculous amount of bubbles are pushing themselves out of it. All the windows are full of white foam and the bubbles coming out the front door are thick enough to hide at least 2 people inside them*
#oc#silly#Fumi and Heimdallr#I love these bitches#they're my favorite <3#rn anyway#lol#dialogue#these two are so stupid#only the grace of god (me) is keeping them alive#XD
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Does this look like the face of a predator?
Does this look like the face of something that would try to hurt you?
WELL IT SHOULD!
"Aw, look at him! He's so cute! I bet he wouldn't hurt a fly."
-One of Heim's co-workers right before getting bitten, probably
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Mermaid AU wip
He's gossiping
(Photo credit: Michael Langhans)
#Fumi and heimdallr#mermaid AU#I redesigned him so he's not just green lmao#mermaid#underwater#oc#he got spots on his bottom side bc I noticed that all the large kelp animals have them.#probably has to do with the speckled light from kelp swaying near the surface or smth#art
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