#fuk my dude

[kitty4president]

whagever man

#was only gonna put these on twitter but yknow what tumblr will probs get a kick out of these too fuk it #postal #postal dude #postal 4 #retro fps #im not tagging this as my art it barely counts lmfao

[cherrycreamfairy]

You know I might as well not comment on videos on this site anymore

There was this video of this guy who traveled to Italy and eating the food there in ways that bothered those who live in that country

Now I'm Italian on my dad's side so I'm part Italian (I'm also part French on my mom's side) and some user comments asking me if I'm really Italian and I explain to them that I am I was just born and raised in America but then they say that I'm not really Italian if I wasn't born and raised in Italy and knew the language or the culture like they do

excuse me?? Are you fucking serious right now???? I don't have to be born in Italy and know the language to be Italian buddy, I do know the culture tho but I don't have to know the language or be born in the country to be Italian

Besides how do you know what I am?? I certainly know what I am, you on the other hand don't know me so stfu

#personal vent #i'm sorry for this #but it just really pissed me off when they said that #like who even are you?? #who the fuk do you think you are telling me I'm not really Italian just because I'm not born there??? #despite me saying my dad MY BIOLOGICAL DAD is Italian???? #I'm sorry for getting so heated with this but like wtf dude

[theskyexists]

I know that it's pretty revolutionary that the Silo fridges George Wilkinson for Juliette's womanpain but I actually hate it because I really feel like she didn't need that and it's so constantly about him and also her chemistry with him is nonexistent.

#and dude - her american accent is....terrible. i can do better. #i dont know ehy i notice it so much or why it bothers me sometimes #shouldnt really matter tbh #but its an AMERICAN STORY #the silo is AMERICAN #the silo #anyway episode 6 is the worst #do vaguely remember her alienating paul billings i remember something about a syndrome #but why the fuk did she plant it...i mean. its an artifact. she was trying to get a relic search going so she could follow up on georgelead #? #the whole thing with his ex and im just like....this i dont care about this. also this is not my ship. also #they shouldbe like idk 28 #not 37 #or idk33 #my stuff #vidi #ignore me i dont remember this whole bit from the book at all anyway #all i remember is she gets in trouble...

[kiddcharlamane]

fabian!! for the playlist asks <3

Hello dearest Fabian. For you, a playlist of your name:

Faverite Colour is Blue - Robert DeLong, K.Flay

American Cinema - Makeout Monday

Backwards - Alexander Stewart

Idle Town - Conan Gray

Achilles Come Down - Gang of Youths

Notions - The Rare Occasions

#gotta be honest for F my first thought was Fuk U lol by CORPSE #but only because its stuck in my head rn #love you dude it was great seeing you <3

[czascornertfs]

Thank you all so much for the luv <3

I did NOT expect the past posts to blow up like that, and seeing everyone like AND reblog them made me feel so happy especially because I'm new to writing these kinds of stories ;)

Anyways again I'm sorry if I can't post here too often nor if I don't respond to your messages that quickly cos i wuz 2 bizy lisnin 2 sum fylz dis br0 geyve me huhuh (not really). But in all honesty I hope that won't be too much of a bother. I didn't want to leave a note like this without SOMETHING so here's a really really short story. ILYSM ------------------------------------------------------------------------------

[dodson124]: plz bro stap id hurdsss

[hypn0tr1pn0]: Sorry dude. You asked for it.

[dodson124]: brooooo plz im soooo stinky n my hed hurdss so bad bro

[hypn0tr1pn0]: Well I don't know what to tell you bud. Here's what you said: "Please make me into the stud of my dreams." Well, that was your dream. You even sent a whole voicemail with what you wanted and I gave it to you.

[dodson124]: nooo bro y my hed hurdy i jus wanned 2 b BIIG

[hypn0tr1pn0]: You DID stipulate and even select the "dumber" option of my services. I know you're not all there in the head anymore but I didn't violate any rules.

[dodson124]: dude wat r u sayn i kant unnertsand u

[hypn0tr1pn0]: Oookay...

[hypn0tr1pn0]: U sed u want change. I giv u change. U sed u want dum. I giv u dum.

[hypn0tr1pn0]: Got it?

[hypn0tr1pn0]: Helloooo?

[dodson124]: dude im sooooo big an dum now

[dodson124]: fuk bro im soooooooooo hooooooooooorneeeeee

[hypn0tr1pn0]: Geez.

[hypn0tr1pn0]: I'll go over there to see if I can reverse this face-to-face. Part of our services says we need to get your address in case of a "hypnosis accident". Until then just, jerk off or whatever. Just don't do anything that'll stress your mental faculties.

[dodson124]: wuuut bro y u sayn jibrish r u dum . ?//

[hypn0tr1pn0]: No no read big word. No no hurt hed. W8 for me. I go ur house.

[hypn0tr1pn0]: God, why does typing and speaking like this actually like

[hypn0tr1pn0]: ....feel gud.

[dodson124]: broooooooooooooo

[hypn0tr1pn0 has disconnected]

#mental changes #male tf #dumber tf #reality change #male transformation

[le-trash-prince]

Pit Babe Ep 8 Thoughts

AHFJFJSJFHFHG EVERY WEEK IM FKSJSHSHDBDB

First of all I’m sorry but Kim looks so good tied up and bloodied

THAT LOOK BETWEEN HIM AND KENTA GOT ME BARKING!!!!

THE ALANJEFF SCENE SBFNGNFNSBDHFJFNF I’ll scream all week about this y’all know this

I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA GET PETEKENTA CRUMBS BUT I COULD EAT FOR A WHOLE MONTH OFF OF THAT SCENE WHAT THE FUK

KENTA MY PROBLEMATIC FAVE GET ON YOUR REDEMPTION ARC SON IT IS NEVER TOO LATE TO STOP SELLING KIDS AHDJFNDNSN

The stakes felt SO high this episode, North really hit the nail on the head “what are we, Marvel characters?” Like yeah some of them have powers but at the end of the day they’re a bunch of racecar drivers and engineers—not secret agents, and the rescue attempt really shows that 😭 my dudes y’all left kim’s ass on the pavement

I love Kim throwing himself at that bodyguard tho even when he was barely conscious

Winner my most pathetic man. Smh LMFAO AHFJF

Also I’m so glad they showed Alan wondering about where Jeff was I AM SO WORRIED ABOUT JEFF

Also Way. Way. WAY SIR. WAY!!!!

Some of Tony’s subs were a little confusing so I’m gonna have to go back and take a second look

I’m so stressed about Jeff my child get away from that man PLEASE

#pit babe #pit babe the series #pit babe spoilers #em post #pit babe meta

[omoghouls]

KISSNINNGN MY WIFE (who is covered in Lorroakan's blood bc/ fuk that dude)

#bunny rambles #z #bg3 #minthara #jaheria in the background: nice look at them youth kissing

[duckapus]

Incorrect Quotes (ssenmodnaR Edition)

Now that it's been a while since "It's Gotta Be Perfect," SMG4's once again feeling comfortable with the idea of being more ambitious with his videos. Thankfully he has learned his lesson and won't be striving for perfection, and he also won't be trying to go it alone. Instead, he's taking inspiration from the man he was designed as a self-insert of and putting together a production crew (of actual employees, not enslaved Toads. That's another low point he doesn't want to go back to.

Next up on the applicant list is Baljeet, for some reason, who's been asked to put together a meme compilation as a test of his editing skills.

"Alright kid, show me what you got."

"Of course," he moves to hit the play button, but pauses to add, "I should warn you, however, that it is a bit... strange, at certain points." He hits the button before 4 can ask what he means.

ssenmodnarssenmodnarssenmodnarssenmodnar

FM: *gestures incredulously at a car* Who parked their car...

*the view shifts slightly to reveal a jpeg of a BLT under one of the tires*

FM: On my sandwich!?

Steve: I did!

FM: *gets so angry he explodes into a coin*

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*MarioMario54321 and Tari face each other on a version of final destination, with MM wearing a Duel Disk and Clench transformed to fulfil the functions of one*

MM: You ready?

Tari: *grins* Born ready.

MM: Well then... *starts using the Yu-Gi-Oh! intro Yami voiceclip* It's Time to D-D, DD-D-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD *D-ing continues as he starts spazzing out*

Tari:

Clench: 'da fuk?

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Elanore: *runs around in an office building, throwing raisins around like confetti* RAISINS! RAISINS! THEY USED TO BE GRAPES!

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Meggy: *wandering through what's clearly a Zelda dungeon for some reason*

Random Evil Wizard Dude: *appears from the shadows, pointing menacingly with a staff* Stop right where you are, Maddy.

Meggy: *gasps* How did you almost know my name?

Wizard Dude: I have approximate knowledge of many things.

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Desmond: *sitting on a bench, minding his own business*

Franky: *rises up behind him* I can smell you.

Desmond: *jumps up in shock while yelling in Homer Simpson's voice*

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MM: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Perry: *assumes a fighting stance in the middle of a warehouse while Doof does an evil laugh off-screen*

Doof: You are too late, Perry the Platypus! I am now... *drives on-screen in a forklift* FORKLIFT CERTIFIED!

ssenmodnarssenmodnarssenmodnarssenmodnar

*this would work better in a visual format, just picture Paige doing the same actions as the music video while Crabcake keeps showing up in the areas they point out in funny poses*

Paige: Now everything smells like salmon!

My shirts!

My couch!

My sheets!

If I had a couple more square feet,

I imagine this would not happen!

Everything smells like salmon!

Straight-up salmon.

Smell it from the bed to the door,

when you're living in a space that's not much more than a cabin,

well sometimes this happens

Everything smells like salmon.

FUCK IT UP ANDI!

Andi: *epic keyboard solo*

ssenmodnarssenmodnarssenmodnarssenmodnar

Avatar Kirby: *reenacting Speed of Kirb...through the Showgrounds, while the SMGs watch him through the coffee shop's window with resigned annoyance*

SMG3: I'm not helping him if he pisses off Marty.

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*back at the Yu-Gi-Oh! duel, Tari and Clench have resorted to playing against each-other while they wait for MM to hopefully pull himself together*

Clench: ...Well this sucks.

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*The Abyss and Juliano are in the middle of a fancy restaurant...for some reason*

The Abyss: I poisoned one of our glasses, but I can't remember which.

Juliano: The way this dinner is going I hope it's mine.

ssenmodnarssenmodnarssenmodnarssenmodnar

Mario: Fuck you, Baltimore!

Bob: If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend,

Mario: You're a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hells Cars!

Bob: Bad deals!

Mario: Cars that break down!

Bob: Thieves!

Mario: If you think you're gonna find a bargain at Big Bill's,

Bob: You can kiss my ass!

Mario: It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker-

Bob: You'll fall for this bullshit!

Mario: Guaranteed!

Bob: If you find a better deal,

Mario: Shove it up your ugly ass!

Bob: You heard us right!

Mario: Shove it up your ugly ass.

Bob: Bring your trade!

Mario: Bring your title!

Bob: Bring your wife!

Mario: We'll fuck her!

Bob: That's right! We'll fuck your wife!

Mario: Because at Big Bill Hells,

Bob: You're fucked six ways from Sunday!

Mario: Take a hike!

Bob: To Big Bill Hells!

Mario: Home of Challenge Pissing!

Bob: That's right!

Mario: CHALLENGE PISSING!

Bob: How does it work?

Mario: If you can piss six feet in the air straight up-

Bob: -and not get wet-

Mario: You get no down payment!

Bob: Don't wait! Don't delay,

Mario: Don't fuck with us, or we'll rip your nuts off!

Bob: Only at Big Bill Hells!

Mario: The only dealer that tells you to FUCK OFF!

Bob: Hurry up, asshole!

Mario: This event ends the minute after you write us a check!

Bob: And it better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker!

Mario: Go to hell!

Bob: Big Bill Hells Cars!

Mario: Baltimore's filthiest,

Bob: And exclusive home to the meanest sons of bitches in the state of Maryland!

Mario: Guaranteed!

ssenmodnarssenmodnarssenmodnarssenmodnar

*several robed figures stand in a circle around a chained up Teletubby*

Robed figures: Chanting in unison, chanting in unison, chanting in unison... (yes, they are actually chanting the words "chanting in unison" in unison. it's even an actual voice clip from the Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius.)

Luigi: *opens a door to whatever room these guys are in, sees what's happening, and swiftly backs out the way he came*

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Hex: *dancing to Buck Bumble's theme music*

fucking Jerry the Goomba kid: Buck Bumble sucks, ya dumbass!

Hex: *the music stops with a record scratch and she slowly turns her head to look at him with a vacant expression*

A Few Seconds Later

Hex: *back to dancing, now with Jerry's burning corpse off to the side*

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MM: DDDDDD-DUEL! *finally done, he looks up to see that Tari got tired of waiting and left* Ah, crap.

ssenmodnarssenmodnarssenmodnarssenmodnar

"...The hell was that?"

"That is what I said! Oh sure, give all the weird stuff to Baljeet! It definitely will not make no sense without context! I do not think some of them are even from our universe, and I am not sure how that is even possible!"

"Well...it's at least well-edited? Might work as part of a "Ssenmodnar" video or something, we haven't had one of those in a while. I'll, uh, I'll get back to you later, alright?"

After he leaves, Baljeet sighs and looks back at the monitor, "I need better clips."

#smg4 ocs #incorrect quotes #episode idea #i wish squid memes were real au #smg4 #baljeet tjinder #smg4 fm #minecraft steve #mariomario54321 #smg4 tari #smg4 clench #elanore haltmann #meggy spletzer #paige spletzer #crabcake the salmonid #andi finn #desmond the basketball #smg4 franky #perry the platypus #heinz doofenshmirtz #kirby #smg3 #mario #bob bobowski #luigi #hex haltmann #jerry the goomba #the abyss #juliano

[vioisgoinginsane]

I love vivia. The way he executes his... Narrative purpose is f hilarious.

He's a detective but he says "how about we don't solve this mystery, huh?"

He's part of the main cast but for the first 3 chapters there are sidequest NPCs with more lines than him. When he does talk, the fourth wall shakes in its boots.

When his own chapter starts its like his middle name is waldo cuz where the fuk is he??? Is he stalking me from where I can't see him? (What i thought before I knew that's actually probable)

Dude casually breaks every established convention.

"Only Yuma can see shinigami" vivia: 🧍‍♂️

"Oh the investigation started! Vivia! Let's go investigate!" Vivia: nuh uh "dafuk you mean nuh uh"

"Everyone forgets their memories about the case when they enter the labyrinth and about the labyrinth when they go back to reality" vivia: 🧍‍♂️

Every other partner: I may not have my forte but I'll do everything i can to help you, Yuma! Vivia: oh thank god. I don't have to do anything. (He proceeds to help anyways)

He sTARTS HELPING THE PHANTOM

"You can bring books in, the mystery labyrinth?" "He's just special"

Phantom: there's nothing to find here! Leave! Vivia, deadass: Okay.

YOU FUKIN FIGHT HIM IN THE LABYRINTH

And it's not like he just betrays your expectations, he comes around and helps even tho he says he won't cuz dude got a habit of saying one thing doing another and he's just a contrarian like that and he cares even tho it doesn't look like it to people.

Dude takes over the narrative purpose of the dove from that book he read- the dove. A symbol of PEACE but you're FIGHTING HIM as a BOSS BATTLE. TURNS THAT INTO AN ANTAGONIST. THIS SHOT MADE ME GO FERAL CUZ THOSE WINGS ARE WHITE LIKE A DOVE'S

What a guy.

(Very flavourful kodaka, very flavourful)

Chap says "I'll interrogate Yomi when we're back" *gets hit with realism* like he was barely hanging on by 1 HP after that fight and yomi dealt the final blow. Ultimate "boss when you fight him vs boss when he joins your party" moment.

He say both "apologizing is too much trouble" and "sorry i threatened you with a knife" oh yeah. I forgot to even mention. He threatens Yuma with a box cutter.

Vivia's DLC could be playing as vivia but all he does is stay in the office a whole day while everyone else comes in and out with shenanigans like one of those low budget one location comedy sitcomes. Someone asks vivia if he wants to come investigate, he says no and I say "yea. This feels on brand." Dude could not even solve a mystery and I'd still just be satisfied with the screentime. It would work cuz vivia says "i prefer being alone" but he loves this silly lil found family of silly weirdos.

I hope they leave Fubuki and Vivia alone in the same room cuz (if Fubuki remembers he's there) imagine directing Vivia's convoluted metaphors towards FUBUKI. so many ways this can go wrong... If it were me I'd send them on an assignment together just to see... *evil giggle*

#rain code spoilers #raincode thought #master detective archives: rain code #master detective archives spoilers #vivia twilight

[kdo16]

My Thoughts on KFP 4

WARNING: LOTS OF KFP 4 SPOILERS

and made a few edits

Like I said in my last post, it was okay, but it wasn’t amazing. Hell, when Dreamworks first announced there was gonna be a fourth kfp movie, my first thoughts were, “We really don’t need a fourth kfp movie. They ended Po’s story with the third one perfectly!” And boy did this movie kinda prove me right…

Don’t get me wrong, I liked the new characters and the new villain!! And my GOD AM I FALLING IN LOVE WITH ZHEN DUDE SHE IS SO FUCKING PRETTY 😭❤️😭❤️😭

AND PO’S TWO GAY DADS??? ABSOLUTELY PERFECT 😩👍😩👍😩

AND MOTHER FUCKING TAI LUNG RETURNING AFTER 13 YEARS???? I WAS SO HAPPY TO SEE BIG KITTY TITS AGAIN JDHSJSJSKSJSJS

and y’all….the way I held in my scream when the Furious Five appeared at the ending 😭😭😭😭

There were some amazing pros to this movie!! But for the cons…

There were quite a few shots and dialogues that didn’t need to be in some scenes...like there was the part where Po had to choose the next Dragon Warrior, and he just pointed at…himself??? Like da fuk??? And right at the end where Shifu was being bothered by Po’s…like inner thoughts or something??? Like what was the point that???

And I kinda wish Po’s battle against the stingray lasted a bit longer. Some parts just went by a bit too quickly for me. And there was just a lot of second hand embarrassment scenes bro I was so weirded out 😭😭😭

I know this is just a kids movie, but these are just my opinions lmao

I had quite a few reasons for being disappointed with this film. My number one being about Tai Lung. Ngl I LOVED that he returned and had his redemption arc!! But I wished there were more scenes of him…and I was sad that he didn’t mention a THING about Shifu. 

I know part of the movie was about Po finding a new Dragon Warrior although he shouldn’t be so soon because he’s still pretty young, but the one thing I would change in this film is to make Tai Lung the new Dragon Warrior. That way he can come back to the village and reunite with his father figure! And make him work on his redemption arc more!!

Overall, the movie was okay, I was pretty disappointed, and I’m kind of terrified about how kfp 5 will turn out (yeah it’s announced there will now be a kfp 5)…

6.5/10 I’m adding 6 instead of 5 because of my pretty gurl Zhen teehee

#kung fu panda #kung fu panda 4 #kfp #kfp 4

[liliallowed]

crimson just seeing dust with no LV and everyone dead like: bro what happened.

and sans is just there laying in the snow depressed and doesn't even look at them like: just kill me already.

WAIT EVERYONE IS PULLING A YOU NOW!?

yea just like, erase me. don't kill me just unexist me.

dude. why is everyone a nihilist. why isn't anyone actually using the loop to their advantage?

the would if the [redacted] ... huh... nevermind.

DA FUK YOU MEAN!?

another broken script and this timelines fucked so a certain handsey person made safety protocols for the timeline to follow a singular path despite the many new variables that remember the past.

...

look. just give up. this ending is all you're gonna get I'm not even gonna bother stopping you, this is what your kind calls a... soft lock right? my goal is achieved so just... go now-

NO WAY WE'RE FIXING THIS SHIT.*picks him up*

wut.

listen if it's broken this extent it can't be broken further so it needs fixing before I can continue my evil ways. tell me how to fix this.

no.

#speak no evil au

[ilikeyoubetterthisway]

Ok, I’m sorry but, what in the flying FUK!?!???!

WHAT

PAKU!? GODAIIN!?

Godaiin my boy, you are the only friendly face I trust, actually no, it seems like they brainwashed you, Paku pls save us.

Dude her entire family is dead I fuking can’t

Their current uniforms remind me of the ones they used on that first chapter, with the adult versions of Izumo, Ryuuji, Koneko and Shima.

(Can't find the damn cover thing, gah)

IF WE ARE TRAPPED IN A TIME LOOP IM GONNA LOOSE IT

Like, I actually prefer Satan winning over that.

WHERE ARE YUKIO, IZUMO AND RYUUJI!?!??? How the fuck did Shima survive??? He was right there with them?? They must be alive Kato cannot simply kill off the entire cast of main characters like nO.

Like, this is Angel- and Angel is alive cuz he got dragged out of the battlefield and has been fighting a temptaint since then??? fak cant remember. This is what happens when you take a long break and the manga gets a hiatus out of nowehere.

Shura, dear, is that you??? Pls tell us what's going on, where is Yukio, Ryuuji, Izumo and Koneko, Lewin??? Osceola?? Lucy, Liu?? WHERE IS EVERYONE?!?!?!

WAIT IS THAT DUDE TAKARA???!??!? FAK

Anything but a time loop please, Mephisto, you had ONE JOB, ONE JOB SIR! TALK TO US!!! YOU CAN SEE US, EXPLAIN WHAT IS GOING ON!!!!

No, no, like, TELL US, don't just smile stupidly there please, goodness...

Angel said that Satan is returning...

Is Satan still the Demon King/God??? Is Rin now the Demon King or is he just a Demon King? He has black hair I-

Where the heck is Shiemi?!?!!?? And her mom?? I just-

I rlly was like: ok then, a war, fine, I will try not to think about all the psychological consecuences it can cause on the body and mind of a bunch of 16 year old kids, is fine...

and Kato was like: Nah bich, a time skip with hints to a time loop, everyone is gone, Shima is doing advertisements, Angel has a temptaint, Mephisto disappeared and Rin is now the Demon King.

._.

Ma'am. Is barely 10am. I just-

That last page gave me the vibes that Rin came to rescue Paku ??? gsgsg pls Rin tell us you are a good guy, imean, this is Rin we are talking about but still. I'm confused.

Ok wait.

I think... somehow Lucifer is inside Angel's body, he's running over the True Cross, but that wouldn't explain the rampant demons ugh (Astaroth/Reiji, dears, where are you? I wanted to see you fight, ima start crying... )

but it would still explain the weird brainwashing we saw with Godaiin, *gasp* is all this part of Shiemi's creepy uncle's plan?! Ye, I don't think Lucifer is inside Angel's body but again, he didn't have a reserve body during the war, I just-

Ok idk.

I'm just stressed over the fate of everyone. Maybe they made a resistance or smt?? Imean, Satan is returning, for the second time in this manga, they have to reunite to fight him again no?? Gods, did Rin finally train and obtain complete mastery of all his powers??? Hell yissss!

Yukio, you better be managing the entire Resistance at this point please, with Lewin and Osceola as mentors. Ryuuji, Izumo please be safe, stick with Yukio, can't wait to see you two kicking demon a$$, please T.T.

SHIEMI MY QUEEN, WHERE ARE YOU DEAR!?!?!? ima start crying, i hope she's alright, gods.

This is a two year time skip, they are all fresh 18 year old adults, gods, they grow up so fast T.T, asghshss.

This chapter is a mess, so many things to discuss but dear goodness, I loved it!

#aoex #ao no exorcist #ao no exorcist manga #ao no exorcist manga spoilers #I will try to make this sentence as long as possible so you dont see the spoilers ahhhhhhhhhhhh #renzo shima #mephisto pheles #noriko paku #sei godaiin #arthur auguste angel #imean if shima is there it must mean things arent as bad as they seem right??? #what we saw of him was an advertisement maybe hes being held somewhere... nah they must be having him fighting out there jsjsj #guess is time to wait for another month

[castingcomets]

Eric Cartman with blue hair and pronouns

Cartman (blue hair): Hey guys.

Kyle: Woah!

Stan: Dude!

Kenny: byough wookblike ah phagohbood

(Kyle and Stan laugh)

Stan: You look like Sonic the Hedgehog ate too many enchiladas

Kyle: Wait a minute, is that Kool-Aid? Did you dye your hair with Kool-Aid?

Kenny: hjndf fhuvie vhrerwereq rhqurnhqirhrn h urh

(Stan and Kyle and Kenny laugh)

Stan: (Laughter tapering, in good humour) oh my god he looks fucking ridiculous

Cartman: Actually I use ze/xir now.

(Pause.)

Stan: What

Cartman: Yeah my pronouns are ze/xir now.

(Pause.)

Stan: Dude, what are you saying?

Kyle: That's bullshit Cartman

Cartman: It's not bullshit Kahl. This is who I am. My pronouns are ze/xir. And I would really appreciate it if you guys respected that.

(Pause.)

Kenny: Whad zda fuk

Kyle: The blue hair was funny but we're not going to get dragged into another one of your schemes

Cartman: Who I am is just some scheme to you? Wow Kahl. Real progressive. But you've always tended to project.

Kyle: WHAT WAS THAT?

Stan: Dude, knock it off. We're not going to call you ze/xir or whatever.

Cartman: So you're not respecting my pronouns? Are you saying that you're not respecting my pronouns?

Kyle: Fuck off Cartman, we're not getting involved.

Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry guys, but can you not be ableist and work with my autism and say explicitly that you're not respecting my pronouns so that I know where we stand? So that I know if I should expect you to treat me like a human being or not?

Lois I can't finish the post

[kinger-king-of-ers]

Some Headcanons/interactions?

Nami: Vivi was so cute, I wish she had come with us 😮‍💨

Zoro: She didn't come because you're a Witch and she has standards 😒

Nami: HUH? You can't talk to me about standards Mr. I'll-Skrew-Anyone-With-Swords-Or-Muscles

Zoro: That's different!!

Nami: NO IT'S NOT

Zoro: YES IT IS

Nami: 20% INCREASE!

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Law: So uuh... Mugiwara-ya what do you like?

Luffy: Bugs, Meat, Nakama, Pira-

Law: No no, I mean romanticly

Luffy: Oh! ........ Bugs, Meat Na-

Law: Never mind

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Sanji: Nami-Swan~ Would you be my valenti-

Nami: I'm gay

Sanji: Vivi-Chan would yo-

Nami: She's gay

Vivi: Yeah I'm gay

Sanji: is there anyone here who likes men!?

Zoro: .........

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Luffy wearing a skirt cuz it's to hot

Some straight guy: You doing alright 'Girly?'

Luffy: I'm not a girl

Some definitely not gay dude: Yes you are your wearing a skirt.

Luffy: oh wow, cool I didn't know that

Some definitely homosexual bro: Wait what?

Back on Sunny

Luffy: Zoro! Guess what!? I'm a girl!

Zoro: oh. cool. I didn't know that.

Luffy: me neither!!

Usopp: wut the fuk?

#one piece #black leg sanji #sanji is not a vinsmoke #luffy #monkey d. luffy #ronoroa zoro #mugiwara crew #cat burglar nami #trafalgar d water law #god usopp #usopp #vivi nefertari #law needs therapy now #so does sanji

[thestarsarecool]

This is my favorite tweet ever. “Fukking seargent peppers dude are you kidding me” is my new catchphrase. The run on sentence at the end encapsulates the happiness of tweet. Impeccable. Thanks, Flea.

#my thoughts #the beatles #flea #sgt peppers lonely hearts club band #paul mccartney

[sapphire-weapon]

current state of mind:

no fever, yes covid, no breathing out my nose, head pounding, high as fuk

observation:

the separate ways trailer showed us so very little that it makes me suspicious

like think about what it ACTUALLY showed us

i'mma go through it scene by scene (someone put me to bed pls)

first of all what in the fresh square enix ff7remake marketing tactic is this

these two need to stop huffing each other's farts before capcom does something stupid like make the remake timeline and the OG timeline converge and suddenly there's two chris redfields

bc one is enough

ok it shows

+ the opening cutscene

+ a single hookshot traversal across the valley (which is in CHAPTER 2 of the main game)

+ obvious gameplay of ada walking through the castle with the hud turned off

+ ada fighting zealots in the very first room where leon meets salazar

+ her jumping out the window after her first encounter with leon

+ whatever the fuck this is

though if i had to guess, that's the belltower -- so literally saving leon from the village, that's how early this is

+ wesker dramatically walking towards the camera

+ ada on a jet ski with no context

+ ada creepin on the "for luis" scene

+ el gigante

+ more obvious gameplay with the hud turned off of ada descending the elevator at the construction yard

+ ada pointing a gun at luis, who cowers like a bitch

+ iron maiden

+ ada holding the amber in ???? location

+ random hookshot traversal across the battlements

+ ada's gross fucking eye

THAT'S IT

THAT'S THE WHOLE TRAILER

do u guys fucking realize that the ONLY bits of actual story content they showed in this entire trailer was ada holding up luis, ada creepin on leon and ashley, and ada's infection?

that tells us fucking NOTHING

HOWEVER

ALL THREE OF THOSE THINGS

WERE NOT IN THE ORIGINAL SEPARATE WAYS

that's just what very little they showed us, and it's already a MASSIVE divergence from the original SW

what did they hold back?

because i don't know if you remember (pepperidge farm remembers) but when they marketed the base game, they showed huge fucking story scenes from aaaaaall over the game, because they went full "THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS SPOILERS FOR AN 18 YEAR OLD GAME IDGAF YOU HAD 18 FUCKING YEARS TO PLAY THE ORIGINAL AND IT'S ON MORE SYSTEMS THAN GODDAMN SKYRIM YOU HAVE LITERALLY NO EXCUSE IF YOU GET SPOILED IT'S YOUR FAULT."

like capcom's marketing specifically went out of its way to be like LOOK AT HOW FAITHFUL IT IS PLEASE DON'T KILL US

but they're taking the opposite approach here

dude remake separate ways is gonna be fucked up

#resident evil 4 #separate ways