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Articulation

#You sound feckless

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5 simple exercises to awaken dormant muscles

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#save

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Hertella Auto Kaffeemachine. This Dash-Mounted Coffee Maker Is Likely the Rarest Volkswagen Accessory.

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Guy who transforms into a swarm of locusts when shaken vigorously: hey can you turn the music down it's resonating kind of hard and shaking the ground and I don't want to endanger anyone

DJ Loudmusic: SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THESE SICK JAMS! HERE'S MY NEXT SONG, "EPIC JUNGLE BEAT THAT GIVES LOCUSTS THE DESIRE TO KILL HUMAN BEINGS"

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me when i take 1000000000 frame by frame screenshots of my favorite character doing literally anything

#LITERALLY

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expected situations,

pastels

#THE PIGEON BIN ? #Do not call these shorts white trash. #This is so lovely... #art

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Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing

#me @ the classmate i just emailed 5 minutes ago #me @ the manager at a local beloved store who is a beloved soul hinself and so are his wife and 3 children

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#FAVE

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My cat will say nothing as I lay awake for hours but then as soon as my alarm goes off shes like CUDDLE ? ☹ Purr purr..??? (Lays on my face)

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you like me...for me..? (blushes) (cums all over the

huh

as you wish lord

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when i block people it's their fault for being annoying. when people block me it's their fault for misinterpreting the brilliant things i say on my tumblr blog

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actors love to make their characters subtextually gay not just because they’re a little gay themselves though that often is the case but rather because having a secret is like energy drink to acting, and being gay is the easiest most obvious secret. whenever you’re unsure of your character’s motivations consider: maybe they are gay? see where that takes you. should be pretty far

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if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean

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A lil compilation of photos of the semi-leucistic/piebald mourning dove who has been visiting my backyard!

First two images are from this morning 💕

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#this is my spotify icon

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#So true sister & brother