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inkykeiji · 11 months
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me rereading my old dragon king bakugou fic that i wrote for my best friend in 2020 like dang this is actually really good!!!!!
like slow burn stockholm syndrome enemies to lovers + a deadly disease + a pregnancy + a love triangle (a Clari Classic, naturally)!? goddamn clari you couldn’t have been any more deliciously trashy!!!!!!
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kuiinncedes · 9 months
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aksndbdhdhdhhd
#watch me fuckin scream lmfao bro#i’m on a trip sorta to a conference thing that my dad has kinda made me and my brother go to lol and#we’re sharing airbnb and ig the whole trip w a few ppl he knows that i don’t know at all#and i have to room w this 13 yr old girl in like not even a full bed 😭#and like it’s partly a lot funny bc why am i so scared of this situation lmfaooooo like i’m absolutely more scared of her than she is of me#i keep thinking of that john m/uIaney bit abt 13 yr olds or whatever being the meanest ppl in the world LOL#she’s not mean afaik i’ve barely talked to her bc i am a fully functioning twenty fucking one year old 🤩💀#idk bro i had a trip earlier this yr where like i could’ve shared a double bed w one of my best friends but we found out the sofa was a#sofa bed so we didn’t and i was highkey relieved jfchdhdhdbh#but here we are also apparently after we get back from this i have to share a bed at home w another near stranger who’s staying w us 🥳#like it’s not that big of a deal i feel like i’m not super uncomfortable or anything i just feel like whining and i don’t want to do it#lmfaooooo 😭😭😭#anyway 🫡#it’s fine everything’s fine im just getting kinda annoyed on this trip by the two other strangers my dad knows#who idk are fine they’re fine i just wasn’t expecting any of it 😭 and i don’t like#new ppl apparently DNBCFJSBCHXNDB anyway#🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 <- waow it’s me#jeanne talks#but bro sharing a bed isn’t gonna make me alr not super great at falling asleep in new places fall asleep easier 🤩#and we have to be up early lol not that that’s usually a problem for me anyway#rly the point is i just rly wanna whine and complain <3#it’s rly not that serious#so sorry LOL 🤡🧍🏻‍♀️ ok lemme go to sleep bc i am actually tired sndbchhdjdhc
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maegicks · 10 months
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being   spotted   by   @venbyte  used   to   be   an   oh   shit   moment.      they'd   fought   over   wade's   presence   within   spider-society   more   times   than   wade   could   count.      quite   literally.      wade   couldn't   count   that   high.      it   still   was   an   oh   shit   moment…   but   for   entirely   different   reasons.      the   little   crush   that   wade   harbored   for   the   strikeforce's   leader   is…   embarrassing,   to   say   the   least.         ❝         papi   !         ❞         wade   greets,   despite   the   oh   shit   moment   he's   having   on   the   inside.         ❝         nice   to   see   'ya   …   you're   not   gonna   …   throw   me   out   again,   are   'ya   ?         ❞   
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yvningshowers · 2 years
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Listen listen LISTEN. hear me out. Levi Ackerman. Beautiful, right? A true specimen. except. EXCEPT. not in universe. dude is unattractive to most, according to Isayama. So. SO. listen. can the same be said. for Bakugou Katsuki? and I KNOW what you're thinking he's so hot how can that be right I KNOW but I have YET to see anyone in the show express ANY interest in the man except for fucking... that pussy cat and Camie if you SQUINT. I'm just saying. I don't think, in the mha universe, that Bakugou's hypermasculine and mean attitude is attractive. I think he struggles in popularity polls, I think he stalks away from rescues with little to no thanks, I think he's green with envy (lmao) because Deku always has WAY more fans. Hell, even DENKI has more. And I think he's fine, with being unattractive to most, whatever, he's a hero not a fucking pop idol, but I think... he's easy to butter up. because he has so few fans. I think he gets a kick out of a fan when he finally finds one. I think he gets JUST a little emarrassed and doesn't know what to do with himself when given attention. THAT'S all I'm saying
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love-belle · 11 months
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it's golden like daylight !!!
*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which the whole internet thinks that they're over but it's just a new beginning for them.
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for when you know it's forever. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚
social media au // charles leclerc x fem!reader
warnings - language
author's note - hello!! my first time writing for charles so i really hope u like it!! requests are open <3 thank you so much for reading, i love you <3
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yourusername loving him was red 🍒
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username hahahahaha "was" hahahaha
username IS THIS A CONFIRMATION WHAT???? HELLO????
username what if this was my last straw.
yourbestfriend red is your colour fr
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username guys..........i hate to say it but i think it's true
-> username no.
-> username lol what??? nooooOoooOOO??? they're legally not allowed to break up
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f1newz formula one driver, charles leclerc and singer/songwriter y/n y/l/n have called it quits on their relationship of 4 years, sources close to the pair claim. "it just wasn't working out," the source explained, referring to the long distance between them and their busy schedules. "it just felt like the relationship had run its course," they continued, "obviously, they still hold a lot of respect for each other and will continue to remain close friends, as there's no bad blood between them." for more details, click on the link in our bio.
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username what do u MEAN that the relationship just RAN its course?????
username no bc the idea that a relationship can just be over like that, just "run its course" and that you had a limited time with your person, your partner and now it's over. it's so heartbreaking. my heart is breaking for both of them, they were so in love with each other 💔💔💔
username source is like "just trust me on this" lmfaooooo
username no way im believing this shit after charles called her his "motivation and the reason he pushes himself to do much better because she deserves the best"
username her caption, their interaction the last few weeks, this 😬😬😬 it all seems to be adding up i fear
username LMFAOOO NICE JOKE 🤣🤣🤣🙏🙏🙏🤪🤪🤪 !!!!!!!!!!!
username "to my muse, i already had an idea of what love would be like but u taught me a whole new meaning of it, i love u forever and ever in each and every lifetime" and u say they broke up???? bro they're not universally allowed to.
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charles_leclerc stuck with me forever now 💌 cannot wait to slow dance around the kitchen at 3 in the morning for the rest of our lives. i didn't "fall" in love with you, i purposely, intentionally loved you and i always will, in this lifetime and all the others. any person would have been lucky to call you their love and i thank my skies and my constellations that i got to be that lucky person. here's to our forever ❤️ i love you
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username OH NY GOF
username SHUR THE FUCK UP WHAT OU M UHDO
username i just fell to my knees in walmart what.
yourusername forever never looked so good, i love you more than words could convey ❤️
-> charles_leclerc i love you mon ange ❤️
username hahahahahahaha!!!! ok!!!!!!!! nice!!!!!! happy for u!!!!!!!!!!!
username can't believe we really lost mother to a guy that drives around for a living
-> username i could be an uber driver just sayin 😮‍💨
danielricciardo the hardest secret to keep!! cannot wait to third wheel u for the rest of my life 🙏🙏🙏
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username I JUST SCREAMED SO LOUD OH MY GOD
lorenzotl the best sister in law ❤️
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lewishamilton congratulations ❤️❤️❤️ can finally post the pictures from that night ‼️
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username IM SO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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yourusername it's golden like daylight ❤️‍🩹
been waiting my entire life to use these lyrics, thank u charles for finally making it happen 🙏 also, i love you and i cannot wait for our future?????? kinda sad u beat me at proposing first but it's okay bc i love the ring (and you!!!!!!) thank u for making me the happiest person alive ❤️❤️❤️
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username THE CONTRAST IN THEIR CAPTIONS
username poetic bf 🤝 funny gf
username i love them your honour
carlossainz55 it took him 27938291 hours to pick a damn ring so u better cherish that rock
-> yourusername it's tiffany how could i not??? (it's perfect thank u for helping him out ❤️‍🩹)
username SHE'S SO AJAJSJKAJSJSKA
charles_leclerc it was about time i put a ring on that 💍💍
-> yourusername REALLLLLL (i love you so much thank u thank u thank u i love you u make me feel like all the colours of a sunset, all the hues)
username they're so ☹️☹️☹️
arthur_leclerc can't believe you're gonna be my sister in law (i love u, thank u for making him and us the happiest by being in our lives)
-> yourusername better get used to it (i love you all so much, my forever family)
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desired-deity · 10 months
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Because I Love Him
KENJI x Gn! READER
Genre: Fluffy fluff
Warning: A few swears. That’s it 👍
Summary: You and Kenji decided to play a horror game and let’s just say…it ended out with screams (and laughs)
A/N: Ah! Another Kenji post after a few!! Also, the Krisis poll is up until July 13th! Go and vote on the poll now!!💜
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“KENJI GO— KENJI- GO BITCH! AAAAAAA” You screamed so loud that you might get a noise complaint from your neighbors. You were known for doing videos with Kenji, most of them being horror just for the fun of it.
“DID YOU DIE?? Y/N?! DID YOU FUCKING DIE- AAAAAAAA!!! BITCH GET AWAY FROM ME HOLY SHIT- Y/N!” Kenji yelled for you but you didn’t answer to try and scare him. “Y-Y/n…you are here right?” He said, fake crying but you just decided to drop it and blame it on chat. 
“I’m sorry Kenji! My chat told me to do it!” You lied, little did you know while you were talking to Kenji, your chat went wild.
Chat:
KKLizzy: uhm. WHAT
BlankSpace: AYO! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!
ThatSwifty: THEY’RE LYING KENJI! WHY YOU PUTTING THIS ON US Y/N?!?!?!
You looked at chat and your avatar’s eyes widened as yours did too. “I don’t know what you all are talking about chat! It was you!”
A super chat came in:
Kenji
$150.00
Wow, You blamed it on chat. How could you
“OKAY KENJI OKAY I GET IT! But thank you for the super chat.” You said laughing at the act Kenji did, you looked at chat again.
Chat:
ItTakes4: LMFAOOOOO
haienhakanen: HAHAHA KENJI LOOKIN AFTER US
ThatSwifty: LETS GO KENJIII!
KKLizzy: KENJI KENJI KENJI!
You smiled with soft eyes. This is the person that had your back. The person that makes you happy. And you started to cry, sniffling and wiping your eyes. Kenji’s avatar stiffened and his eyes went wide. He didn’t know what to say.
Chat:
KKLizzy: Y/n?
Zara_Zamura: Hey hey, Y/n, are you okay?
FNaFLover: Y/n??? What’s wrong???
“It’s nothing…just. I’m happy that you all enjoy this and I’m happy that you all like me and Kenji just joking around and…sniff sniff…just let us be, us. I’m so happy that I have made it here and that you all make this environment here enjoyable and  you all make me feel loved. Thank you all so much.” You said. Your chat could hear the love and happiness in your voice. They were there for you and you were there for them.
“Thank you all. You too Kenji. You got me here in the first place. You got me to where I am today. So chat, go show love to Kenji. Please, I beg of you.” You said, your avatar looked at the camera while Kenji was just staring in shock. You smiled and decided to say something else.
“Because I love him.”
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Maybe a part 2????
~Love ZZ!💜
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chrollohearttags · 5 months
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I can totally rapper connie Rapping that Lil Mabu song “Take ya B!tch” instead of dissing blueface he dissing EJ The Don 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
LMFAOOOOO!!! I had to go listen to it and I—when I tell you the scream that left my fucking mouth! 😭😭😭😭😭😭 (them playing patty cake on the plate is CRAZY). I could see this though. Imagine everybody thinking him and EJ really fell out and got beef, like it’s serious! And whole time, EJ beat him in a game of 2K or sum and been talking shit so he goes and makes a diss track with (y/n) in the video. Like he’s sickkkk!
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ryuttaeng · 1 year
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ryujin x 6th member reader where and you and yuna are just nonstop laughing together & ryuryu gets jealous of you two together so yall have angry sex after and when your done you clear up that you and yuna are cousins LMFAOOOOO
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pairing: ryujin x 6th member!reader
summary: calming down after your and yuna’s conversation, you sense you’re being watched. turning your head, you couldn’t see anything, but you were totally sure someone in the room watched you.
contents/warnings: smut, minors dni. fingering, hickeys, angry sex, ryu is jealous over yuna, friends to lovers, please do not read if sensitive/uncomfortable with such themes!
genres: smut
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giggling with yuna, you barely heard or saw something surrounding you. you could feel like someone’s staring at you but you couldn’t spot exactly who it was, as you looked around everything seemed normal. looking around several times, your glance stopped at ryujin who sat in front of you two.
ryujin waited patiently until you both walked into your rooms, as she followed you right after yuna closed her room’s door. “well, have you had fun with yuna?” you could tell she was pissed. her voice and anger dripped from every word, could tell you it’s going to be tough.
“yeah, why?” you said as you turned around to face ryujin, feeling her gaze on you.
“why? you haven’t seen how she was looked at you? every time you would laugh yuna always leaned on you, caressing her hand wherever she pleases, have you two already fucked?” ryujin venomously said, making you stop for a moment. “hold up, it’s not what it seems, what do you-“
you couldn’t finish, as ryujin pushed you against the wall, kissed you roughly. kiss full of with anger, lust and jealousy. picking you up by your legs, she carried you towards the bed, laying you there. she almost ripped off your shirt as she pulled your jeans down, as well as your lacy panties. not breaking the kiss as you reciprocated the kiss.
taking her clothes off, ryujin quickly got on top of you, as she aligned her fingers with your entrance. while kissing you, ryujin let her two fingers sunk in, as she grabbed your breast and licked your nipple, making you let out a moan, moaning her name.
“o-oh my god,” you whined, quickly covering your mouth with your hand to silence yourself. ryujin started thrusting, faster and harder than ever before. mumbling something in your hand, ryujin fucked you just right. you already felt your orgasm climbing and soon you hit your peak. nearly screaming her name, you came, shaking violently under her.
breathing rapidly, you removed your hand, as ryujin peeled out her fingers. “oh god, ryujin, it’s literally not what it seemed. yuna is my cousin.” you muttered out, witnessing ryujin’s eyes widening. “what? i thought you two…” she looked at you, confused. “well, you obviously didn’t wanted to listen to me…“
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Hey pookie sense u want ideas heres one!!!
submissive&breedable!ranpo who gets punished after reader catches them flirtong eith someone else for like candy or sumn idfk, and punishes him by tying him to the bed post and force his legs wide open so he has no choice but to take it, and reader could be GN with a strap/actual dick, whichever u prefer to write is fine, anywho while hes begging to cum while tears POUR down his face, reader lets him, BUT reader overstimulates him to the point that hes a braindead whore and cums at every little touch.
But if you dont write Ranpo smut u could mske a angsty one!!
Ranpo spends to much time eith this chcik who reader HATES, but ranpo doesnt care cause its his friend. Eventually reader walks in and finds them kissing in the kitchen or bedroom, and then reader kicks the chick out, AND HERES EHERE U GWT TO DECIDE!!
Option A: After the girl left, Reader starts to pack their bags and ranpo begs them not to leave, getting on his hands and knees infront of the door
1) reader forgives and forgets
2) reader still leaves LOL
option B: Reader tells ranpo to pack his shit and LEAVE LMFAOOOOO sorry anywho Ranpo is like whining that he doesn't wanna go and he wasn't actually kissing her or sumn
1) reader still forces ranpo to leave, in which, he does, but of course after some (alot) of crying
2) reader tels rsnpo to gtfo, but he doesn't listen and clings to reader all day long while saying "im sorry" ovrr snd over sgain
Or u could do both 😜
A/n: Thank You For these request. Here is the smut I will put the angst later.
Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogd
Character(s): Ranpo
Warning(s): Smut, Bonged, Sub Male, Dom Reader, Overstimulation,
Readers Gender: Gn
All Ranpo wanted was your attention. You have been out doing nothing but cases leaving poor him bored all day. So he did what he had to do and that was get up and comfortable with Poe, little to comfortable for your taste.
It was during another one of parties everyone threw and seeing enough of the flirting you took your boyfriends hand as you excused the both of you.
You two got home as without a second you were shoving your tongue down his throat as you both made your way to the bedroom.
"Strip", was all you said and that made him half naked sitting at the edge of the bed rubbing his thighs together. "You think that rubbing your thigs together would make me forget what you did", you said lifting Ranpos chin up making him look into your eyes. "Now lay down nice and comfortable", with that ranpo laid down smirking to himself not knowing on what is to come.
Ranpos hands are tied to the bed post with his legs over your shoulders as you thrust slowly into his whole. Tears came from his eyes as he feels sexualy frustrated. "What's with the tears baby", you whispered smirking down at the trembling body of Ranpo. "P-please move faster" "After what you did, Nah". You brought your hand down rubbing the head of Ranpos cock making he scream out as this wasn't enough for him. "P-please-I missed you" "Is that why you thought flirting would be a good option" "I-won't do it again-promise" "Promise" "Promise".
You leaned down pressing a kiss to his lip, "Well i'll give you what you want. I'm going to fill you up with me cum, so filled up to where you can even bare my children".
Your thrusting became faster making Ranpo moan out your name. You only got faster as you really did want to leave Ranpo filled with something else that is sweet. You knew Ranpo was close as he squealed out letting you know he is close and with a few more thrust he came but that only made you go faster and now Ranpo was crying from feeling to much.
"B-baby-please it hurts" "Dont worry-fuck- i'mma cum so hope your ready". With that your thrusting was making Ranpo more weak as he can only slur out his words. Once you felt you were about to cum again you leaned down kissing your boyfriend as you cum filled up Ranpo.
You both are left panting sweaty body together as you held your sweetheart. "Ranpo I promise i will take a week off just for the both of us, are you okay with that", it took Ranpo a few minutes before he smiled at you "All I want is for you to be with me" "And I will".
Bonus-
A knock came from your door as you opened it to see Atsushi. "Hey WereTiger, What's up?" "Well there were left over sweets so I thought you and mostly Ranpo would like some" "Well thank you young man i'll see you next week" "Next week?". Before anything you closed the door walking back to your shared seeing Ranpo rub at his eyes. "Who was that?" "Atsushi but don't worry he just brought sweets to share" "Well that's amazing, hurry I want them already".
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alwaysshallow · 20 days
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https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRTWh9a2/
Simon Riley core🤣
"i'm not fucking drunk" WHEN I TELL YOU I SCREAMED LMFAOOOOO
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girlgerard · 2 years
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I think and hope u are resting!! if and when u see this know that the used just dropped a single that's so obviously imo about Gerard (called Fuck you) and the cover artwork is invocative of the album artwork they toured with and the lyrics are so messy and they play Vegas tomorrow same day as our girl IM SORRY BUT SOME OF THIS WAS ON PURPOSE AND IM SCREAMING ok bye love u mwah
i’m doing my best thank you <3 AND YEAH I SAW LMFAOOOOO bert’s obviously playing it up since it was Such a public breakup/rivalry/fuckbuddy gone wrong situation lol it’s just completely hilarious to imagine them in the same state let alone the same stage. pro rev fight 2.0 but it’s just bert getting his ass handed to him by gerard’s newly minted status as a gym girl
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cgogs · 5 months
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Reading Scream Eureka ch 1-4: Ok neat, I gotta love a story about very dramatic toxic couple trying to make it work, cool world building off lore and aus, amazing prose, fascinating look into c!Dream dealing with a pretty wild scenario
Reading Scream Eureka ch 5: OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK- OH NO- OH FUCK NO- HOLY FUCK- EVERYTHING HURTS-
(That being said 10/10 fic, would read again)
LMFAOOOOO THANK YOU!!!
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fruitbasketball · 7 months
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like a year ago i saw someone say that paige is homophobic LMFAOOOOO how
bro like respectfully what???
she looks in the mirror she lets out a lil scream
the FUCK??
also you cannot be homophobic and be playing women’s basketball like you’re just not gonna have a good time sorry about it
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its-ashley-95baybe · 9 months
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Lmfaooooo Ashley I’m cackling 😂😂😂
Florawelch Anon July 19th: Didn’t we know lol Tom and Zendaya live to be seen by Ashley & Co. They’ve sent out the tomdaya signal and it’s only a matter of time till we see them (you know since they follow her blog)
Florawelch July 19thth: pap walk tomorrow 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Tomdaya July 20th: *pap walk*
Shippers July 20th: OMG TOLD YALL THEY WERE A REAL COUPLE!!! They’re so in love 🥰
I’m fucking screaming!!! This shit is too good 😂🤌 the tears rolling down my face are real! 😭😭😭😭😭
Art at its finest
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rcedge · 4 months
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guy in my section started screaming shut the fuck up this is my house during the swerve chants and talking about how swerve sucks and the rest of the section just screamed SWERVE'S HOUSE louder lmfaooooo
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originallymax · 7 months
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he put contacts in this morning and just straight up couldn't take them out so now he was stuck with them the whole day and just had to go live like that. he also went out with grace a day or so before stream and got his ears pierced ^_^
then he talked about the qsmp stream and that was fun as hell!! we got misclick duo crumbs (HES GOING TO TWITCHCON VEGAS TO MEET UP WITH HIM WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK!!!!!!!!!) he talked about him and baghera doing karaoke, and also said jaiden was really cool and great at dancing!! cellbit and foolish went shot for shot and got shitfaced, then he talked about being picked up from the airport and them playing the world's weirdest mind tricks on him
then he leaked their numbers 😭😭 no mames dude 😭😭😭😭
NOT THEIR NUMBERS LMFAOOOOO my client literally pleads woopsie daisies
Okay guys ...i have a secret little confession .... I'm kind like falling over throwing up and screaming into my pillow with my legs kickinh in the air (/pos way) for him without glasses
YEAH IT'S SORTA LIKE A DOG SEEING IT'S OWNER WITH NO FACIAL HAIR BUT OH MY GODDDDDDD HELP MEEEEE HELPEEEEE EHELPPPP 🧑‍🏭
MISCLICK DUO CRUMBSSSS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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