#fuckin' 'ell!

[darklydeliciousdesires]

This picture just came up on Tumblr ads and freaked me the hell out. I was like "WHY DOES THIS PERSON NOT HAVE A HEAD? No wonder they're shaking their fists in rage and- oh, it's a mannequin."

My brain, besties. This is where we're at right now. xD

#claire speaks utter shite #these pills tho #fuckin' 'ell!

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 185

No one could get into contact with Constantine. 

Now usually that wasn’t that big of a deal, the man constantly disappeared for a few days at a time doing something or other, but he’d been completely silent and unseen for months. Usually he’ll at least answer a call to tell them to fuck off or something. 

And they really need his expertise and are getting incredibly worried for their grumpy team member. Yes he’s an asshole, but he’s their asshole, y’know? And he has a habit of getting into Situations (sure he also usually gets out of them, but what if he didn’t this time?!) 

So they’re desperate. Kind of really desperate. Desperate enough to use the summoning sigil they found on his fridge. They’d checked it, multiple times, and it should summon the hellblazer. 

“You’re not Constantine.” . 

The white-haired teen in the circle yawned, stretching and blinking at them blandly with familiar blue eyes before sighing. “Actually I am,” he stuffed his hands into his hoodie as he looked down at the summoning circle. “Well, technically just one of the many Laughing Magicians currently in the Realms.” 

He gave a grin, looking more amused than annoyed. “Pretty much every one of us is in the Realms right now for family reunion lol. (Did he just say lol out loud??) So like, you’re gonna have to specify which of us you’re tryin’ to summon. Honestly perfect timing for me thanks, the fruitloop keeps flirting with John and it’s horrific so.” 

… That was probably their John, wasn’t it…

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #The Constantine Family exists for fucking over entities & manipulating luck #They adore this scrappy halfa who is doing the same with twice the feral #Danny: Yeah I’m like the changeling child that ended up in the middle of them and they just kept me for the laughs lol #Danny: I’m not allowed to join in the drinking competitions #Danny: Oh no it’s not a responsibility thing; alcohol doesn’t affect me and they say it’s cheating #Why Yes Vlad IS flirting with their Constantine #He’s started his redemption but let’s be honest he’s also a con-man & John is all for fucking over the rich #Danny is disgusted at how well they’re getting along and wanted to get away from their flirting while everyone else ribbed at em #Hence why when they all felt the summoning he decided to go #Well that and also for the laughs because he’s learning magic Undead Constantine style #”Fuckin 'ell yeah the family 'as a necromancer in 'he line again look a' 'im go!” (Lots of ghost & living people drunken cheering) #Danny only half fucking with people: Yeah I’m like their collective undead fae child lmao #danny fenton #john constantine

[songbird-is-crying]

me: wow, the main character of this colleen hoover book writes about her problematic personal life as fan letters to ellen degenerate, geez who would do that haha

also me: *pulls up neil gaiman’s tumblr ask box* dear neil, how are you? :) i heard a new song today and it made me think of aziraphale and crowley :)) i worry i’m unlovable—

#at least MY parasocial relationship treats his coworkers with DIGINITY and RESPECT #neil gaiman #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #can’t believe fuckin colleen hoover made me connect the dots (i didn’t connect shit) #also there’s an ask floating around in neil’s jnbox that’s just me giving a song recommendation #not one of my proudest moments #but to regret is to feed guilt so i will not look back #at least i tell myself this #also it’s so telling that the only canon gay character in the colleen hooververse is fuckin ell*n

[tallfroggieart]

The World

A secret santa gift I made for the lovely, wonderful @liesmyth ! So excited to get to finally share it!!! :D

(Tarot meanings for the World card and some extra ramblings beneath the cut for those who are interested)

The World

Upright: Success, achievement, accomplishment, travel, completion, fulfilment, sense of belonging, wholeness

Reversed: Shortcuts, delays, seeking closure, incompletion, emptiness

"To encounter the World in your cards is to encounter a great unity and wholeness. It symbolizes the moment when the inner and the outer worlds - self and other - become a single entity. In some traditions, this state is described as enlightenment, or nirvana. There is a recognition that the individual self is profoundly linked with all other things, and that we all dance and sway along the flow of life to one rhythm. Not only do you hear this rhythm, but you participate in it - following the dips and the rises, the joys and the sorrows.

The meaning of the World card is fulfillment, achievement, and completion. This shows that all the efforts that you have been putting in place are starting to pay off. It reflects that you have completed a major milestone in your life and you have built the resilience to withstand challenges. The World may indicate completion of a long-term project, study or any other major event in your life. It may also mean the birth of a child, marriage, graduation or any other thing that you have accomplished.

The World card shows that you have a desire to give back to the community in various ways. You have a commitment to make the world a better place because you understand that everything is connected."

- Labyrinthos, The World

Ok and now for my unhinged rambling about Jamie motherfucking Tartt. Ahem.

Like. GUYS HES LITERALLY THIS CARD IN HIS S3 ERA AND IM NOT KIDDING. he’s the central cog!!! He’s the fulcrum of the triangle!! He’s total football! He’s the world’s most specialest puppydog-coded central attacking midfielder!! He’s the conductor, the playmaker, the literal heart and soul of AFC Richmond’s whole tactic!!!!! He means soooo fucking much to me you don’t even understand.

Yes I did take the bisexual Fibonacci spiral from Sunflowers and make it a key part of this card. If the universe didn’t want me to do that then it would have killed Jason Sudeikis before he could make that scene because my molecules have been forever altered.

(ps: ahem. stay tuned for some more AFC Richmond tarot! I’ve got a Roy in the works and plans for the rest of the main cast, though idk how far I’d follow it through. you could follow me and see what happens if you want 👉👈)

#like you guys GENUINELY don’t understand how insane I am about this thing that I have created #i love tarot so fuckin much when I saw that Elle had it on her list of things that she liked I literally went !!! #in the spirit of that… #stay tuned ;) #ted lasso tarot #<- might make that a silly little tag wink wink #my art #jamie tartt #ted lasso #ted lasso fanart #tarot art #tarot #the world tarot #froggie art

[forestshadow-wolf]

Soap with echolila

He doesn't even realize he's doing it. When gaz says something's "boggin'" and soap repeats it to himself for the next three days. Or when price grunts a particular way. Or basically anything ghost says. He's perfect his manc accent at this point.

#i still keep saying “fuckin' 'ell” like ghost did that first time he met soap #echolalia #el rambles #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #call of duty #cod #cod mw2 #kyle gaz garrick #john price #ghostsoap #soapghost

[suzie-shooter]

#clement novalak #marcus armstrong #james harvey blair #screaming meals #parc ferme #rory child #55 quid though fuckin 'ell

[aechii]

NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#liverpool fc #trent alexander arnold #WHY #AM I NEVER GONNA GET MY JUDETRENT CONTENT #FUCKIN ELL #whoever did that to him i curse u #get well soon bubs 😞

[sunsetcowboy]

Just had a mental breakdown about my health, and I just want to go back to sleep, but I can't. I have to get up and exercise bc if I don't, I can potentially make myself worse!

#I'm just t ired and I'm not here as often cause I'm absolutely f eeling fuckin m iserable #in p ain. s tress as h ell a bout my b ody. and i have sooo many ap pointments and p hone c alls #(sometimes I'm making 6 p hone c alls in one h our so yeah yeah) #anyway I'll s top t alking just saying i have like no e nergy for a nything lately and it s ucks #h ope everyone else is doing better than m e. it's t ough out there but i l ove y ou all sm🫶❤️ #a sk to t ag. ugh sorr y #rin posting💌 #lol the less s ad version of this p ost

[volatileprometheus]

gθθθθθθθθθθd evening my little grumblrinas

is that ^^hat yθu call yθurselves

ah ^^ell

just ^^ant everyθne tθ knθ^^ me and gambri had a fuckin ^^icked sleepθver last night. fucker slept like a rθck hehehe

lθθk at this fuckin guy. he rθcks i lθve him we're best friends nθ^^

#he is gθing tθ laugh Sθ hard ^^hen he ^^akes up #i ^^as thinkin abθut dra^^ing θn his face but i figured hes gθt fuckin ^^θrk later #yknθ^^ #ah ^^ell me and gambri have fun here

[slav-every-day]

#fuckin ell #have that date tomorrow or whatever #but dude I have a giant group presentation on Monday that I just started on like a couple hours ago #and woof #yknow #slav #slav every day #voltron

[morninkim]

decided Wren and their world's version of Elle had a kinda toxic romantic/horny fling during that campaign's timeskip - excerpt from the thing i'm writing for it under the cut

(idk if this getting posted anywhere since it is uh. definitely smut. and i don't have anywhere to appropriately and comfortably post that atm. but mostly just using it to practice writing again and i liked this little bit so sharing it hehe)

#my writing #my ocs #elle southorn #wren macgowan #the bit of their dynamic is that wren's been isolated from their friends for a year (and will be for 5 total) for campaign reasons #and starts to develop anger issues and this sense of helplessness that they channel into doing Big Violence as a mercenary #and they help this world's elle to kill her abusive uncle - which isolates her from her family bc his manipulation of them ran DEEP #so she ends up joining with wren and they become a pretty effective merc duo but elle very much encourages and eggs on wren's violent #tendencies bc it gets them money from all the jobs they handle and she thinks its hot as fuck to see them swing a sword so Hard like that #and wren kinda latches onto her as a substitute support system and projects their previous bonds with their friends onto her #and eventually that culminates in them doing the Big Nasty Sloppy Style and Often while developing Feelings #which then leads to wren letting her in on What's Going On with Plot Things from the campaign #and she fuckin splits bc thats all way too much for her and she doesnt wanna get involved in it if she can avoid it #leaving wren alone again with all That baggage AND the previous baggage they have to work through (which they are now post-timeskip) #how successfully they work through it is mostly up to how the rest of the campaign goes and how other characters react and deal with them #i have brainworms about them

[melodromacy]

I WILL NOT BE MOVED LET IT GO, JUST LET IT GO I WILL SAVE MY GOLDEN PASSAGE CARVED INTO THE GRAVE

#my art #alter: magnus hammersmith #system art #im sorry im not tagging him if you really want to share this w #other em tee ell fans youre gonna have to fuckin reblog it lol

[flowergirlmiwa]

watching saved by the bell and RUH ROH screech has to dress like a cheerleader 😂😂🤣🤣and then he dresses like a cheerleader 😂🤣 like he's dressed like a cheerleader and everything 😂😂😂😂😂😂and then he is laughed at by everyone🤣🤣🤣🤣 I mean like he's actually standing there with fake boobs and wearing a dress like can you imagine 😂😂😂😂😂😂 omg 🤣😂

anyway stop defending the transmisogyny in shrek you fucking idiots

#my post #transmisogyny #yes this was a real saved by the bell scene I literally did actually see just now on E! #the TV channel (fuckin ell wish I were on E)

[nostalgia-tblr]

i must have seen the end monologue from In The Pale Moonlight at least 9000 times and yet it still gives me the feels like it did the first time i saw it what's with that?

"HE CAN LIVE WITH IT 😭"

#ds9 #fuckin ell tho mate #ben sisko #it may be the actual best scene in star trek (controversial!) #but it also doesn't work without the context of the rest of star trek #not even just the rest of ds9 i'd say #but somehow that is what's so perfect about it? #weird how i still remember the first time (like in that pulp song) but it blew my mind a bit #we all have such bits of telly i suppose?

[lanfastonewin]

a player could literally have the best game of their life and there’ll still be someone in their insta comments going “play better next game”

#like sure always room for improvement but fuckin ell bruh

[skullboiz]

twilight soundtrack on vinyl again.... I CAUGHT MYSELF on vinyl.... prayed for times like these

#itll def come back in stock just dont know when hmm #unfortunately UO wants to charge 40 dollar minimum for their new releases now. fuckin ell. everyone stop buying records pls MFDKFJDFL #still cant get over chappell being 70 dollars. SEVENTY. FOR ONE LP. I CANT JUSTIFY THAT I LOVE YOU GIRL BUT DAMN #also still never seen these movies in full (only seen the first in parts lmfao) BUT THE SOUNDTRACK WAS JUST THAT GOOD IVE ALWAYS AGREED #skulltxt