#fuck ya support us!!

[luck-of-the-drawings]

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN (TO GET SPLATTERED) OOH MYSTERY! PANIC! DRAMA! EMOTIONS!! LOTS N LOTS OF MEAT, SCARES, AND DICK-OUT FUN! BLOOD IN THE BAYOU HAS GOT IT ALL BABY!!!

blood in the bayou would make SUUUCh a great campy horror movie, its real in my heart, so real.....

#jrwi bitb #jrwi bitb spoilers #jrwi fanart #cw blood #cw gore #cw body horror #EHEHEE YKNOW WHAT I LOVE ABT POSTING ART ON TUMBLR.... #I GET TO TAAALK N TALK N TALK YIPPEEE I LOVE TALKIN ABOUT MY ART!! espeeecially WHEN I THINK ALOT ABT IT #SO this is older. i actually drew this right around the time episode 2 came out. but i WAS kinda stupid slow about it #SOO its a lil old and i dont remember aaall the immediate feelings i had about this episode #OHH MY GOD THIS WAS THE EP WHERE THEY FOUND OUT WHAT THE MAP LOOKS LIKE RIGHT??? #DUDE I REMEMBER BEING SO GENUINELY FUCKIN C A U G H T BY THAT LIKE WHAT??? WHAT??? IT LOOKS LIKE A WHUT??? HUHN???? NHU???????? #OOH ohoh okay okay THE BARRIER right. have yall ever seen annihilation? that kickass movie with that weird dimension? just look it up #in the movie theres a Wall that separates them from the fucked up dimension. its glossy and strange just like a bubble. SOUND FAMILIAR HMMM #THATS what i imagine the wall looked like. gotta draw that at somepoint. i also used that texture for the background color. do ya see it? #i remember when i was first watching it. i thought that maybe it was actually worse outside #like they finally get past the barrier and its the same everywhere else. like the entire earth is already taken.sighh.... #CAN I JUST SAY I LOVE KIAN STONE BTW. AINT NO ONE ELSE HAD THER DICK OUT AS MUCH AS THIS KING. HONESTLY IM A KIAN APOLOGIST #KIAN STONE HAS DONE NOTHING WRONG EVER. HE FOLLOWS HIS HEART AND THE MUSIC DUUUDEE!!!!! HIS HEART AND THE MUSIC ARE ONE DUUUUDEEE!!!! #ILL HAVE MORE THINGS TO SCREAM ABT KIAN WHEN I POST MY EP 3 DOODLE PAGE. OKAY. IM NOT SOBBING LOUDLY. I LOVE N SUPPORT KIAN #AND RAAAND oh raaaand he loves his momma.... n his momma loves him.... hes suuuuch a sad lil disaster of a man.... #i wanna nurse him back to health like an injured little animal #wtf who said that #anyway ROLAN MY SMARTEST BOY IN THE WORLD #I remember listening to the first episode (right at midnight as i was sleeping) n thinkin #dawww rolans so baby :)) hes so baby girl n small and pathetic #and then i saw the official art of him n im like NO WAY #HE LOOKS WAY TOO COOL IN THAT how could this little man ever be that cool AND BOOY DOES IT PROVE ME WRONG. HOLY SHIT. ROLAN. BEAST OF A MAN #OKAAYAY teehee ill share more thoughts later. if u read this far tell me ALL ur thoughts abt bitb ep 2 #kk bye guys ill see u within the next rotatiion mwah mwah love u guys baaaiiiii. please survive for me.

[monty-glasses-roxy]

I can see Gregory throughing a squeaky toy and Roxy/Roxanne wolf would case it.

But then he see cassie.

Gregory.

So roxy little sister dasent react to squicky toy?

Cassie.

I may be a Wolf like my big sister Roxy but I do not react to dog toys !.

Gregory.

Humm. Let me think here. Fazbare...

* Wait *

* a evil grin appears on Gregory face as he pull out a dog whistle and uses it *

* I can see fazbare reusing roxy ears on cassie animatronics body to save at least a little bit of money *

* Roxy/Roxanne wolf and cassie both cover there ears and growl at Gregory win the dog whistle was used *

Oh my god a dog whistle...

I just looked it up and apparently they don't typically hurt the dog or cause any damage so long as they're used properly and not like... Directly in their ear and stuff. Apparently they're used for recall training and stuff which is neat! And with another look, there's sheepdog whistles used for training herding dogs which I really should have known since I've seen them do that before, but I didn't realise it was a specific kind of whistle. That's pretty cool! The more you know!

Honestly, at this point, all I can imagine is management or the Plex staff getting so annoyed at Roxy being Roxy and trying everything to try and get her to do as she's told for once. Like the manager assigns a handler to her who's whole job is try using the dog side of her brain against her by using dog training techniques on her. So some guy is trying to get her to do things on the whistle for a reward of some kind and it works, sure, but she's also not a dog. Like, she can figure out what they're doing here and find loopholes or just straight up steal the whistle. She can just take the reward when they're not looking cause she knows where they're kept and keeping it on a high shelf doesn't work with an animatronic wolf lmao

Maybe after several attempts going South, it's deemed a lost cause and now the whistle is only used to get her attention when she's ignoring all the messages they're sending her again. Or maybe to wake her up from a nap when she doesn't wanna cooperate or something I dunno but I love the mental image of management fucking chasing her around with a dog whistle, a clicker and a chew toy to try and get her to do stuff she doesn't wanna do lmao

If this starts happening in the Fazcade, DJ plays Yakity Sax every time. It's become free entertainment for the animatronics and staff members to watch management try every trick in the book on her and nothing ever works... It would be pretty funny if it worked in unintended ways though. Like, Roxy hears the whistle from across the Plex and in her brain, that means someone has something for her so she shows up immediately. She gets something, sure, but they also give her several commands or jobs to do that she may or may not do. It might give her something to do if she's bored, but I bet a lot of times she just shows up, takes the reward for showing up and leaves lmao

If the manager is particularly good at dog training, they might be trying so hard not to get frustrated with this. A dog is more likely to learn if they do it willingly and can leave if they want to, so if Roxy isn't willing, trying to force her will have the opposite effect. And they've come so far! She shows up for the whistle! And sometimes she does what she's asked to do! If they start trying to force her into things or start severely punishing lack of cooperation, she's just gonna go back on all of this! So they can't force her! No matter how much they want to just grab her by the nose and drag her where she needs to be! It's driving them insane but look how far they've come!

Roxy playing fucking mind games here. Shows up when whistled for, gets her reward and then sometimes does just enough of what they ask her to do to keep them thinking they're making progress, stringing them along as long as possible. It means she keeps getting rewarded for the absolute bare minimum she loves it

Of course, Roxy does everything she's supposed to anyway, but if they're going the dog training route, they've probably figured out she's bored most of the time. So now they're trying to keep her out of trouble with other things and this is the only one that's shown any semblance of success lmao she's so fucking lucky she's become the boardroom's favourite and is too expensive to replace now. Like as soon as she knows that, there's just no hope anymore.

I dunno that could be pretty funny maybe

Anyway, I know this isn't what you were asking about so... Imagine Roxy standing there, frozen solid, eyes closed, arms crossed, ears flat back and jaw tightly shut, because Gregory is trying to get her to chase a squeaky ball. He has a whole bag full of them. Roxy is struggling so hard with all the squeaks and she wants to just leave so badly but she knows if she moves even an inch, she's gonna break into zooms and she can't have that... So she's spamming Cassie with messages to come and save her right the fuck now.

Cassie shows up, sees what's going on and immediately drags Gregory out and confiscates all the squeaky balls. The door shuts behind him, she turns to Roxy. "Heehee he's gone!" and Roxy gives her the biggest puppy eyes ever. "You ready?" Cassie asks her as she holds a ball up. Roxy makes a little dog noise of affirmation, and in a flash, the ball is squeaked and thrown across the Raceway as far as Cassie could manage.

Roxy is fucking gone. Cassie can't keep up with her. All you can hear in the empty Raceway is excited squeaking and laughter. Roxy is zooming around the place so fast she puts her go-karts to shame, squeaking the ball like crazy, jumping off the walls and flying over the railings, while Cassie keeps picking up more squeaky balls, squeaking them for Roxy's attention, and throwing them for her as far as possible again. She's curious how many Roxy will try to chew and squeak at once. If the Minis are here, they're helping grab and throw more of them, sometimes drawing her in three directions at once so she doesn't know who to run to first.

This is Roxy enrichment of the highest level! Her favourite game ever! Her brain just switches off and all that's going through her head is squeaks and the need to run even faster! She's having an absolute blast and a half! The game only ends once she's ran out of steam and flops over on the floor for a rest. Her tail does not stop wagging and the squeaking may slow down, but also won't stop at all for at least another hour lmao

It just hits the perfect spot in the dog half of her programming, it's so much fun for her and the most effective way to de-stress she's ever found. And of course, Cassie loves it too. It's so fun to play these kinds of games and to see how excited Roxy gets. If Cassie is an animatronic dog here too in the scenarios you've created? Sure, she doesn't wanna chase the ball too, but even humans roughhouse. There's no way Roxy doesn't crash into her and start a play fight, or that Cassie doesn't try and wrestle the ball away from her sometimes. And if it's a squeaky bear or something? Well there's always tug of war!

Only problem is Roxy getting too carried away and accidentally hurting Cassie a little bit. It's not usually that bad, and sometimes Cassie returns the favour in the next game by also getting carried away, but it upsets Roxy every single time. But she's still very much in her dog brain usually so she comes over to Cassie, eyes all big and pathetic, whining and nudging her with her nose all sad and apologetic... Cassie hugs her every time, says it's fine, she's not hurt that bad, it was an accident, it happens... And then grabs the squeaky ball from behind Roxy and brings the fun back by insisting they keep playing with a lot of squeaks lmao

#fnaf security breach #roxanne wolf #pop rox answers #i know i keep making roxy sound cute and like a puppy but she's also an asshole i promise #there's many sides to Roxy's personality and one of them is that she fucking ZOOMS #and her dogisms make the idea of doing something genuinely wrong feel like the end of the world to her #this was... honestly a shock to cassie and it took a minute to get her head around it all #but now she understands it she loves being the best ever support for her new sister when her dogisms are at play #this goes for meteors au too btw! #she can be so fucking sweet when she's acting on her canine instincts #but also she's like a collie dog in that if she doesn't have a job to do she will assign herself a job to do #and sometimes that job is chewing through your couch. #ya know?? #i had a tag for animalisms i think hm what was it #animalisms au #maybe??? #i don't remember #i should make one #animatronic animalisms #maybe. I'll use that for now #anyway #long post #let me know if i should put this under a read more btw

[guiltyidealist]

Imagine understanding that labor under capitalism is coercive -- all of it, by nature -- and being anti- sex work 💀

#''it's coercive!'' ya. wait that's it that's the argument? that's just a correct statement bro go on #what's special about coerced sex that separates it from coerced cooking driving machine operation building etc #objectively #like do I find it especially insidious? yes #but one of the very few things we have in this trap system where we MUST have labor coerced from us is some agency what WHAT we have coerced #/some./ some #so no I don't condemn people who choose to have it be sex that gets coerced out of them #I support survival and personal freedom and happiness #of course people stuck in that field who want to get out you know? they should be helped out #that's it period it doesn't make the whole practice bad. at least no worse than every other trap we're forced into #yes the existence of sex work is bad in the western world. as are the existences of cashiering and teaching and carpentry and textiles and #sex workers are not bad. sex workers are not bad for being in sex work #anyway condemn the oppressor not the oppressed's means of getting by under oppression #fuck capitalism #antiwork #guillotine the rich #rape tw

[bunnyb34r]

So I got new shoes and tried out these new insoles with em and man do my feet fucking hurt

But it made me think ab advice [relative coworker] (and other senior coworkers who have now left) that you can tell right off the bat if we're going to have a good visit or a bad visit from the corporate lady by just looking at her shoes. If she has heels, we will have a bad visit. If she has some form of comfy shoes like sneakers, it's more likely to be a good visit. And it made me think

Goddamn is this bitch a fucking moron and a jackass. Like you KNOW how you feel when you have uncomfortable shoes on. You KNOW that that can be prevented by just wearing sneakers. Fuck you're like a gazillionaire you can afford stylish COMFY SHOES! Why the fuck are you showing up to these visits, which you already know you do not enjoy, with heels?? What kinda fucking idiot are you??

And she still has not personally visited since I started btw it has been prophesied 8 fucking times in a year. Get some better shoes you cranky fucking jackass, maybe then you'll feel like showing up.

#marquilla #i get it no one wants to be in ohio blah blah blah but like it's your job but also jfc get dr scholl's ya dumbfuck! take some advil and #power through with a 'good attitude' like the rest of us #like my feet fucking HURT and i was actively trying to NOT be a dick bc of that bc i know it's no ones fault but my own that i feel like #that but like you're telling me Ms. Moneybags doesnt have enough to buy some good shoes and thats why we keep failing? thats why she keeps #skipping our store? (not complaining ab the last part) like fucking come the fuck onn #no one is gonna be looking at your fancy heels bitch you could show up in sweats and sneakers and the managers would still trip over #themselves to please you and you know why?? BC YOURE THEIR BOSS FUCKHEAD WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO IMPRESS HERE?? #like im gonna fix this situation that IM having by wearing my old shoes/old insoles until i get new insoles that are more cushiony than #support based bc thats what i need. you mean to tell me you are 30-40 something and you cant figure out what literal 11 year old me figured #out?? which was if im gonna wear heels im gonna buy those inserts that stick to the inside of the shoe to give me cushion and support #you mean that broke ass little 11 year old me had it figured out and you a gazillionare jr. cant do the same?? #AND DR SCHOLL'S MAKES NICE SHOES TOO DUMBASS i had dr scholl's brand dress shoes in 7th grade that were sooo fucking cute im so mad i #outgrew them and that they stopped selling those ones 😭 anyway im ranting sgdggdgdgd im just tired of rich bastards being morons

[poisonousquinzel]

I think it's funny whenever people harp on about how "oh well Harley killed those kids so she's irredeemable!" In regards to that one random Detective Comics issue when like, honey, we didn't even know those drawings. They're literally nameless colors and shapes on a page.

Am I supposed to care? Because I don't. I really, really don't.

#maybe the kids were little fucks who deserved it who knows #not us and certainly not the folks using it as an arguing point lol #because the kids have no lore no life and no relevance to the actual story. #its almost like fictional characters kill other fictional characters who exist solely for the purpose to die at their hands #and that doesn't really make the criminal character on par with ya know #ACTUAL FUCKING MURDERERS IRL #they're fictional characters #and the colors she killed didn't feel anything i promise yall are more pressed about this than they are #people love saying they prefer villain harley and then turn around and bitch about the previous villain shit she's done #make up your mind #harley quinn #harleen quinzel #dc comics #I support ALL of Harley's choices and arcs 💖 its called enjoying a character arc.

[sylvanianfamiliez]

actually i’ve decided i hate the attitude that adults reading ya and tiktok books is cringy i followed it for a while but man who gives a fuck. who are you the literature police. read what you want forever if silly books give you joy it gives you joy nobody ever has the right to take that away from you FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!

#my mum loves ya and i used to scrunch my nose but #actually i don’t giva fuck #i love my mummy i support her. she deserves her joy. everything else is hard enough

[theywontletmebeprincipal]

conservatives’ supposed care for veterans is just very funny to me. I think if you really cared abt veterans you wouldn’t be setting off Grandpappy Freedom’s Eardrum Blaster every fourth of july

#civil disk horse #regardless of how *you* feel abt vets. ya gotta admit the way conservatives treat them is really weird #like the whole ‘gay ppl get a month and veterans get one day’. vets do get a month. it’s november. but I don’t see any conservatives #actually celebrating national veterans and military families month #or taking into account ptsd when thinking abt things like fireworks #or advocating for better financial support for all the vets who end up in poverty bc theyre too mentally fucked by their own country to work #bc they don’t actually give a fuck abt vets. they just like using their names against ppl they hate #endless examples here. super fucking strange

[iloveyouitisruiningmylife]

simon snow i miss youuuuuuuu

#our tui teacher he's so weird and like idk art of living vibes #he made us do an activity like close your eyes and think of your dream 5 years from now think that you have achieved it and you're living #the life you want imagine subah se shaam what u do in a day how you're happy and content and satisfied and successful #and im sitting there like #5 different songs are playing in my head #there's a voice that is saying keep your expectations 0 so if by chance u succeed you'll be very happy and well even if u fail it's okay #cause u expected it #buuuut idk whose voice it is #and then there's the voice of my dad telling me ki nahi karna toh koi baat ni chodd de I'll support u #and then in the next breath saying but iske alava kya kargei aur koi option hai hi nahi kuch karna hai life mein ya ghar pe pade rehna hai #then there are vague thoughts like 5 years from now means 24? wtf i don't want to live that long wtf will i do 21-24 #five year plans fuck youuuuuuuuy #and then 2 mins later he said the people who only saw black they are still unclear abt their dream they don't know the why of it all #like shut up shut up shut up why would u say that ofc it's nothing new but like can u not confirm it at like 11 in the morning #and then he just started like ok so today we're studying leverages!!!! #like omg 😭 #is it just me who needs like 1500 hours to process shit like this #anyway simon snow i miss you u and me are the same expect u are cooler hotter and u have a sexy cute vamp boyfriend too #but whatever I'll catch up just uuuuu wait #simon snow series #carry on #wayward son #any way the wind blows #lol tagging all this bc i want someone in the fandom to come talk to me abt it 😭 #mes

[cest-la-venus]

i still don't have the unrebloggable post thing lol

#disordered eating #weight loss mention #medical #with the warnings out of the way here's the real post #ive been having body image issues and Also health issues that may be tied to my weight #so in a moment of weakness a few weeks ago i decided to at least look at the n0/0m app to see what all the fuss was about #bc the marketing really did make it sound like it might be onto something #and i know enough about nutrition to know that everyone's healthiest way of eating can vary wildly #so like idk i gave it the benefit of the doubt. maybe its helping people do a modified version of intuitive eating or something #but nope!!! i wont go into details but it was SO HORRIBLY DISORDERED #i dont doubt that maybe there are some people with cores of steel who could engage w its framework in a healthy way #mostly bc the world is a vast tapestry and i cannot possibly understand everyone elses experiences #but like. MY FUCKING GOD WEIGHT LOSS CULTURE IS SO AWFUL #nothing about what i saw on that app would have supported my health lemme tell ya #(also disclaimer me claiming that maybe I would benefit to lose weight for health reasons is not me saying all fat people are unhealthy #or need to lose weight. nobody owes anyone health or thinness or whatever. i dont want to argue about what led me to this conclusion #and i am being extremely careful to prioritize my actual literal health over my weight #i dont have a goal weight i dont count calories i have a goal of manage xyz conditions using gentle lifestyle changes) #(this feels like a lot of disclaimers to say abt me talking about a very average healthcare choice but i feel the need to say it anyway #bc 1 fat activism is so fucking important and i am aware that my personal health choices are not apolitical #and 2 i am a weenie and i dont want my vent about an app that feels like garbage to me to upset anyone) #anyway. diet culture exists to force as many people as possible into very destructive eating patterns for the sake of The Profit #dont fall for it like i briefly did. worry about your health and let your body worry about how to handle your fat cells

[paper-mario-wiki]

over christmas when i came out fully to my mom she did tell me i was beautiful and gave me some of her old jewelry and told me she was excited to have another daughter and that was all wonderful, but the part that meant the most to me was when i told her "i want to get my facial hair taken care of sooner than later, the whole "girl" thing is a lot easier to swallow when im shaved" and she examined my use of the phrase "it's a lot easier to swallow" and said "Scout, I didn't have a good relationship with my mother. you know that." (i did know that, my grandma was NOT good to my mother) "but your grandma kim [friend of my grandma's, unrelated by blood in any way, but was adopted as a grandma through familial osmosis] was the greatest woman who's ever been in my life. and up until the day she died, she had a beard and a moustache [which is true, my grandma kim, a cis woman, had VERY thick facial hair]. if you kept your facial hair for the rest of your life i wouldnt think of you as less of a woman" and ya know what? THAT'S the part of her support that made me cry.

my grandma kim was an amazing woman and she had peach fuzz that she didnt give a FUCK about. and everyone loved her.

you can have your own fuzz too, and that doesn't make you not a woman.

#text #occurrence

[steampoweredskeleton]

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Ignore

#delete later #gonna try going to work with just my walking stick instead of crutch on wednesday #im getting way less specifically walking pain and i reckon i just need a bit of support on my shit foot #getting stabbing pains at night but i need to keep trying to strengthen stuff and the crutch is probably doing as much harm as good #as far as reliance goes. getting back to a standard amount of chronic pain which ya know still fucking sucks but im #functioning better. im anxious about it though. what if i fall or it gets bad. i know it wont happen but I've been using the crutch for #like 8 months now. but gotta carry on. so stick. ill be fine.

[cursingtoji]

listening to ghost and soap infamous “are you ugly?” conversation and not being able to stop thinking about what ghost meant by “quite the opposite”

you’re used to having him wearing his mask even whenever you two escape to blow off some steam, but since that day you’ve been building up some courage to ask the same thing soap tried to.

“take it off” you murmur with your lips inches away from his mask while setting a pace riding him.

Ghost, who was spread out on the couch raised his head, “y’r gettin’ spoiled, brat. last week was a kiss now you want my whole face?” he gives your ass a mean slap.

“’s not fair” you pout, whilst you are completely naked every time, simon only removes his shirt when you beg, maybe lowers his pants down to his ankles instead of just enough to let out his cock, but that’s it.

“Aight, want me to lose the mask?” he takes your black shirt, folding it sloppily until it’s narrow then he puts around your eyes tying on the back of your head.

“simon! no!” you raise your hands to undo it, he’s faster though, taking both your wrists and holding in the air. you hear some fumbling and suddenly your palms are being tickled by a stubble, you gasp realizing under your hands is ghost’s uncovered face.

“keep ridin’” he demands, adjusting his body to lay lower and thrusting you from bellow as a reminder he’s still inside.

you bite your lips, needing to put a hand on his chest as support, your other hand explores his face trying to paint a mental image of him.

his jawline is sharp, a few uneven parts along his skin, probably scars, there’s more hair on his chin than the rest of his jaw and to imagine simon with a blond goatee make you clench.

“shit” he curses tightening the grip on your hips, “what’re you so excited ‘bout, private? huh?” he pinches your nipple. you run your fingertips on his bottom lip, it’s thin and he could use some lip balm, but the excitement about touching him in such a intimate way gives you hope to one day convince him to let you apply lip balm on his lips, “behave” he growls.

“‘m behaving, sir” you smile sheepishly forgetting he can actually see your face. ghost takes your hand, making you close it and leaving just your index up. under the improvised blindfold you frown, next his lips are wrapping around your finger and his tongue is under your digit.

your clit throbs, not expecting this from your lieutenant.

“fuck, Lt.” you arch your back, approaching your orgasm.

“faster” both his hands are gripping your ass, he groans and you feel the vibration on your finger. you obey as one does, slapping your ass on his mighty thighs, as he sucks your finger, even letting some saliva run down your palm.

“si-mon ‘m close” you lose yourself on the sensation, seeing nothing makes you more aware of the stretch his cock gives you, not to mention the sounds your lieutenant is trying to hold. with one last suck he removes your finger, moving it to your own clit, where he presses it on your bud.

“cum then” you’re so close, but that’s one thing you still want.

“can i kiss you?” you edge yourself waiting for his answer, he sighs and you take it as a negative response, but his other hand leaves your ass as he guides your face to his where his lips awaited yours, he immediately pushes his tongue in, that’s merely your second kiss and you’re already coming.

“louder, i think the terrorists haven’t heard ya” he teases when you moan a high pitched note.

“fuck you, sir” you’re still riding him intensely, knowing he’s close too. he bites your lip, forcing your hips up and down faster and groaning as he fills your insides.

by the time you remove the blindfold, his mask is back on and you sigh in defeat, moving away from his lap and getting one last spank.

“goatee” you whisper in soap’s ear as he is about to eat his morning scrambled eggs.

“wut?” he turns to you.

“he has a goatee” you wink and leave to get your own breakfast. poor johnny is still processing what was said when ghost enters the room, later than usual.

soap drops his fork.

#cod fanfic #simon riley x reader #ghost x you #ghost x reader #cod x you #cod x reader #cod smut #simon riley smut

[izzy-b-hands]

This was supposed to be a short, cheap, easy fill for 'nightclub', in which Jack is established as 'that friend' who always has a wild new business idea and relies on friends who love him to help provide seed money for each venture (and to keep him aloft in the in between when unfortunately for him it all inevitably falls apart. Bc he's a good ideas guy, but not always a good executioner or maintainer of his ideas guy)

Now it's almost 3k words and includes: (spoilers for today's au-gust fill below the cut)

-Jack stealing Izzy's classic car (I only kind of mention what kind, but in my head it's for sure a late 60s or early 70s model Alfa Romeo Spider or Spider Veloce) and it being established that this isn't the first time Jack has stolen Izzy's car for funds for a new idea (because Izzy might find him frustrating, but Jack is a friend of Ed's and so Izzy does his best to try and help Jack too)

-the fact that Izzy isn't rich enough to be able to afford this hobby easily; he's been grinding and working and saving up for it (an even bigger expense bc the implication is for this story everyone is currently living in the States, so he had to win an auction and then pay to import it over from Europe AND then pay for the repairs and restoration, whether done by himself and Roach or hired mechanics)

-the property Jack wants to use for the nightclub being in fucking Medora, ND, because I've been thinking about ND again and couldn't think of a worse place to try and set up a nightclub.

-it's also implied to be nearly winterish weather for the East Coast where Ed, Stede, Roach, Izzy (and usually Jack lmao) are, and definitely bad winter weather for the Midwest/ND (bc in the years prior to my moving to CT, I remember talking abt and showing blizzard pics the same months that folks out this way were cold for sure and maybe starting to get frosty, but not always to the degree of what ND would be getting hit with lmao.)

-Jack is driving the stolen car there. An Alfa Romeo Spider. In the winter. It would be funny if it wasn't just plain dangerous, but that's where his buyer is, you see.

-they've finally made contact with him only for Jack to immediately be manipulative about coming back/the police being involved, and him refusing to turn around. But he acknowledges the good hard work and money Izzy and Roach have put into the car, and promises that they'll get half the payment for the car back from him.

-The rest of it is his seed money to start the club. Cuz he'll already be out in ND at that point, so he can keep going on with his plan easily enough. Two birds one stone, all that jazz

#text post #long post #the nice thing is that writing this is distracting form the hellish stomach cramping #but also where the fuck am I gonna go from here and this feels too wordy #but I'm also having fun using the scenes to establish little domestic features of the relationships #in showing how Ed and Stede are together just doing the dishes after dinner talking about Jack (prior to the car theft thing happening) #and in how Roach works with Ed to talk to Jack and try to figure out some sort of compromise #while Stede comforts Izzy and validates the idea that yes they can all be Jack's friend and love him and want to support him #but they can do that while also being v upset with his current actions and that izzy is allowed to feel hurt by all of this #and that he didn't deserve it either which i have izzy lowkey imply #taking that from my grandad as a car guy who finally saved up enough to get close to a dream classic car for himself #but who has to be mindful of what he spends on upkeep and how he runs it and when #bc he's not a traditional Rich Car Guy ya know? he just never has had that sort of money #and he talks sometimes how he feels anything bad that happens to the car is punishment for him wanting it all #and that seems like something Izzy would also feel about like. so much including his hobby car #I need to stop tag rambling and figure out how i'm ending this fucker before he gets any longer fkdjsalkfdjsa

[candlecat624]

I get it now…. I get the hype of making out…. and car make out sessions at sunset in empty roof parking lots…. I just… oughhhvnekdnd

#Had my first proper make out session that wasn’t sex work related today and oh my lord #my arm went numb all tne way up to the shoulder cause I was ontop and using it to support my full body weight so guess what that means #ya boy is gonna go back to being a gym bro (maybe maybe not I can’t remember if the uni gym needs a membership) #no because I was supporting my full body weight on one arm which was propped up against my car door #for HALF AN HOUR #WHILE MAKING OUT #im god and y’all can’t convince me otherwise #had to turn all my plushies and figures in my car to look away it was actually kinda funny 😭 #that and my emergency pocky box came in handy god bless #god I love being masculine I love having pretty women sit on my lap I love my passenger princess oughhhrnbdeb #I’m so gay im fucking diseased rn #candle speaks #candle is gay #we look like such a straight couple when I dress like I usually do it’s so funny

[maddiem4]

If anyone was wondering what kind of memes I post at work.

#if your database supports proper enums just fucking use enums ya donkey #translating to integers in your application should absolutely set off your silly sensor #if you don't have a sense of when you're doing things in silly ways you will have a bad time writing long-lived code

[giftedpoison]

realizing my existential depression is probably so heavy because i keep getting rejected by both landlords for apartments and jobs.

#and no amount of resume tweaking or high credit scores will encourage anyone to accept me #like broooo #and also my one coworker is leaving on the 14th never to return #and mangement knows but probably won't replace the worker or reduce workflow so they are fucking us even more because they still haven't #replaced the last person that left the same position as the coworker leaving the 14th #and I've been looking for jobs for months and apartments for over a month #and everything is coming down to the wire this month #because my lease is also up at the end of this month #and i've been looking since april #but ya know MERICA #i fucking hate it here #and then my therapist will say that saying nothing matters anyway is black and white thinking and bad as if all evidence doesn't support #the theory