#fuck the third movie

[ecto-space]

man it's weird how httyd 2 is the only sequel to the first movie. you would think they would make a third movie where they find more nightfuries and hiccup proves that he's a good chief and the berkians and their dragons grow stronger together and prosper. too bad there's not a third movie.

#secret third movie that only exists in my head my beloved #thw #httyd thw #thw salt #if no one get it this is a joke where i'm pretending the third movie doesn't exist because it fucking sucks ass #no seriously i just rewatched the first two and they're sososoSOSO GOOD #i will literally never watch the third movie again #it betrays the entire theme of the series #and turns toothless' personality into 'horny dog' #it literally ignores established canon to portray the dragons as mindless wild animals and i HATE it #fuck the third movie #sorry i'm just pissed right now cuz imagine what we could have gotten instead #but no we got the sparkle dragon movie #smh

[officialspec]

ill be honest as much as i love to criticise the use of fatphobia for comedy ill never be able to hold the fatphobic jokes in kung fu panda against it

like yea those movies are guilty of dipping into The Usual Tropes for a cheap laugh but not only is the character writing for the fat characters the strongest and most sympathetic ive Ever seen literally just the character designs of the pandas in the 3rd movie get me choked up sometimes. theyre all so appealing and clearly treated with the same care and attention as everyone else without copping out and making them Barely Fat. po is already a size that doesnt exist in film protags and hes still the thinnest person in that whole village and that meant a lot to me

#i havent seen the movies in ages but the design of the ribbon dancer is sooo . AUGH #like not just to have that many fat characters but have them be REALLY fat without being treated as ugly or nasty #OR THEIR FATNESS BEING TEMPORARY !!! its their natural state thats how theyre meant to look!!!! #its easy to get caught in the thinking of like. having fat characters be a minority in a lineup to reflect 'real life' #EVEN THO that isnt always true but regardless #having a cast where the nonfat characters are so few and far between theyre hardly present at all. so fucking enriching 2 me #imo writing-wise the third one is by far the weakest but it still is just so important to me that they designed the pandas like that #can i kfp post on main is that allowed #idk i watched a video essay im emotional abt this again

[rainymeadows]

#lupin iii #lupin the third #lupin the 3rd #arsene lupin iii #daisuke jigen #jiglup #lupjig #fujiko mine's lie #got this exact energy as soon as i saw this shot #also GODDAMMIT WHY WAS THIS MOVIE'S MAIN CAST ALL SO FUCKING ATTRACTIVE

[seizethegay420]

Do you think Superman sometimes eats stuff he shouldn't to freak people out

Like, he'll be in a Justice League meeting, and he'll just start casually eating a chair

#the rest of the JL are sick of him #“for fucks sake Kal this is like the third time this week” #this is based on a panel in one of the really old superman comics #and clark is just slurping a sword he melted #the old comics are weird #superman #dc #snyderverse #im not gonna lie i've never actually seen a zach snyder movie #batman #batfam #i consider supes as part of the batfam #superbat #the justice league #wonder woman #diana prince #green lantern #hal jordan #hal jordon #how tf is it spelled #green arrow #oliver queen #the flash #barry allen

[cipheramnesia]

Dear all horror writers and directors everywhere, about to put a scene in the movie where your only character who isn't skinny, white, and/or straight gets killed first.

Don't. For fuck's sake don't. Please stop. I'm so tired of this.

#me and my partner hype to watch a movie by and starring and about queer trans people #me and my partner ar the one third mark where the fat POC gets brutally killed fucking booing at the screen #there was anoter POC and he also gets killed we're like are you fucking kidding #I'm so pissed

[yarboyandy]

Calendiles Ella Enchanted AU ⁉️⁉️

I will maybe. expand on this one day. but I also say that sooooo

#buffy the vampire slayer #btvs #rupert giles #jenny calendar #calendiles #buffy summers #willow rosenberg #xander harris #wesley wyndam pryce #whats her fucking name hold please. #Gwendolyn Post #ok she was kind bad tho...... #andy drawz #I did this over winter break when I still had brain worms. Now Im normal #(NO HE ISNT.) #if you havent seen this movie this image set is so confusing #I'll explain more one day. he says like a liar. #next on da list: my shes all that au #but tbh. i think i just like a third act break up lololol I wanna do a bones shes all that au

[loki-and-louis-left-hand-daggers]

I need some writers to get back in their Maze Runner phases bc my soul NEEDS more Newtmas fan fic to live

#the maze runner #newtmas #newt #scorch trials #scorched earth #the death cure #maze runner #dylan o’brien #thomas brodie sangster #there are only two maze runner movies and like 10 minutes of a third #fuck the death cure #newt is fine

[tropicalfreckles]

Also Lupin won a contest to be drawn with the Justice League/Super Friends LMAO

(psst I drew a cursed style swap of this)

#FUCKING NERD #i wonder how much they paid DC to get this in their movie #lupin iii #lupin the third #lupin the 3rd #lupin iii liveblog #DC #mystery of mamo

[exdeputysonso]

Brad Dourif as Lamar Sands | Vengeance: The Story of Tony Cimo (1986)

#brad dourif #vengeance the story of tony cimo #braddourif* #everycharacter* #58/? #i love his messy little ponytail in this movie so fucking much i can't handle it #rest of the movie was trash but well worth the watch for him #also nose in the third gif <3

[mikkaeus]

220711 bbbuild for JOURNEY

#kinnporsche #biblebuild #vegaspete #kinnporsche cast #kinnporscheedit #the third gif is why i made this set #kp #kp:cast #*** #yeah the watermark is ugly but there's no way to crop it because the video is so fucking long #we aint in a movie theatre why they gotta make the aspect ratio like that

[kausparty]

chikemuri no ishikawa goemon but make it a 70s pulp action movie 💥

#lupin iii #lupin the third #goemon ishikawa xiii #my art #digital painting #some of the soundtracks in this movie just have that perfect james bond surf guitar and it awakened something in me #also this movie is just fucking sick and people need to watch it So Jot That Down

[just-rainbow-thoughts]

Missed Chase Brody’s birthday yesterday because this fuck got me in a chokehold

#who out here wanna see him treated like an adult #he’s a creature but he’s also just some weird guy (just like me fr) #i am the op #jus sum doodly doos #fake peppino #…no main tag for this #context for the second pic: I think my friend's mashup album might not be the best thing to listen to while high #especially the last song #he’s in the default look in the third one because it’s when the movie was being made #I have very little context for the last two images I just had a vision I had to get out #first one is just something I do #translation for reversed text: #‘I see.’ ‘the backyardigans wiki is gatekeeping information.’ ‘that’s fun’ #‘oh this looks interesting’ ‘…what’s a mashup though’ ‘Squirtle I’m fucking dying’ ‘I should’ve stuck with red vox’ #I don’t know if I’m normal about this guy anymore

[sparxymcfly]

Look at me. Look me in the eyes. Incredibly important question to posit here.

If there was a Muppet version of Back to the Future which character would make for the funniest one to be the token human?

okay because I’m losing my MIND over this. On the one hand, it would be SO funny for Marty to be the human, on account of it would make his entire family muppets. Can you imagine. So much of the cast of these films is Marty’s blood relatives. Can you imagine Marty- human, still definitely Michael J. Fox Marty- at the McFly family dinner scene in the first movie and everyone is muppets. Can you imagine the Biff muppet being intimidating. Marty full on chucking the Tannen muppets across the room. Marty being grabbed by muppets and successfully stopped. Muppets throwing Marty in the trunk. Marty is tall for once in his life but at what cost. Think about Biff again because I can’t stop laughing.

On the OTHER hand, Doc being this mad fucking scientist in this town full of muppets and everyone thinks he’s crazy. You’ve got this one muppet, a little guy, wants to be a rockstar, and one day he approaches the mad scientist and they become best friends. Everyone thinks he’s crazy but it’s never about him being  a human in a sea of muppets, they’re just “his science is too crazy”. As this six foot some man just towers over all of them. Can you imagine Doc just practically sitting to maintain eye contact with muppet Marty. Doc falls in love with the Clara muppet and they have muppet children. No one questions this. Doc having to operate a train that was sized for muppets to get them back to the future.

They’re both such stellar options I can’t even function, thanks so much for coming <3 let me know what you think because I’m just gonna keep laughing about this.

#bttf #back to the future #marty mcfly #doc brown #YES i'm putting this in the tags #this is so important #nothing has ever been more important to me at any moment #I MEAN YOU COULD MAKE SOMEONE ELSE THE HUMAN TOO #human tannens would be really fucking funny #or a human clara because can you imagine there being Just Muppets until the third movie and a human woman shows up #you're just like 'oh i guess they're all muppets' and then muppet doc gets the heart eyes #or what if the human was george #that would only pan out for the first film but it'd be fucking funny #'bro why are you a wimp you are like two muppets tall' #sorry i'm cackling <3 #hope you all enjoyed

[hermit-searching]

none of these people should be allowed to drive

#theo art #my art #theo shitpost #tmnt 1987 #87 raphael #persona 3 portable #minako arisato #gritty #that goofy movie car meme but im super late because #i literally ran out of ideas for the third character so i saod fuck it. gritty

[gritsandbrits]

If frozen can get three movies and tangled is allowed a tv show and the first 8 princesses (sans Pocahontas) can get numerous remakes & spinoff media, then moana can get a sequel and PATF can get a show. Keep in mind tangled came out a year after PATF & completely overshadowed it & frozen is still popular compared to moana. So yes Tiana deserves her own show and theme ride Moana deserves a sequel and raya and wish deserve second chances.

#like if cinderella is allowed to a sequel (twist in time) to fix its flaws then raya and wish should get seqeuls to fix THEIRS #tiana and moana are allowed to continue their stories #like hell even PRINCESS JASMINE got to have more development in the aladdin tv show #and tangled the series even with my issues witu it gave rapunzel and flynn actual fucking character #*with !FUCK! #like ariel gets a show and sequel and remake #lets do the men: tarzan hercules they got their own show; buzz lightyear got his own show and movie; kuzco & baloo got shows #why is it suddenly an issue with tiana and moana (and the Madrigals) getting attention? what you wanna leave them in the gutter or somethin #HECK EVEN VARIAN WAS SUPPOSED TO GET HIS OWN SHOW #if cars was able to redeem itself with its third installment why cant raya and wish improve in future media too? #disney salt

[me-uglypretty]

spoilers for the marvels x

carol keeping a newspaper cutout of monica then going "your mom said you like space :)" as if she didn't follow her life and her not coming back because she didn't herself as the hero her family expected of her, when they just needed her with them like its giving me a lot of natasha not finding yelena after she thought she ended the red room. monica saying she doesn't wanna talk to her aunt carol and carol's face after made me wanna scream and cry cause WHY IS LIFE HARD. why is this giving so much black widow vibes bro like leave me alone fuck

kamala is everything, she's asunshine, she's my child, i am protecting her with all my powers, HER LITTLE FACE WHEN SHE'S SCARED OR SAD??? I WILL FIGHT EVERYONE CAUSE HOW DARE YOU HURT HER, and her family is the best, absolutely am living for every hindi dialogues cause my language spoken in my favourite movie is everything. also, kamala thinking she's getting tested for the avengers then going nah bro i will make my own! YEAH YOU DO IT I TRUST YOU.

monica touching thing she shouldn't is giving OH SHINY I WANNA TOUCH like she is a CHILD alright, did you see the way her eyes light up like ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS ISNT A SINGLE MOTHER ADVENTURE WITH HER TWO KIDS???

goose's having a whole country worth of kittens wasn't expected, but that scene? CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE. the editing is so beautiful, vfx is good, music hits right, THE MARVELS IS EVERYTHING.

honorable mention, carol and valkyrie fucked.

and kate bishop special appearance? she looks older??? AND STILL GIVING LUCKY PIZZA. but i was giggling smiling like i love her alright. is2g i want to be apart of the young avengers LIKE SIR GIVE ME THE CHANCE FUCK. I WANT TO ACT WITH THESE PEOPLE PLAYING THESE CHARACTERS AND PRETENDING LIKE I'M ACTUALLY A SUPER HERO PLEASE.

i'm done. here's the poster i got from the theater:

note: how does one find the correct frame for framing posters cause i've never framed my poster but kept it aside and i really wanna frame it x

#and lesbian feelings like uHHH up there #first THEY FUCKED YOUR HONOR I KNOW THEY DID #second LESBIAN SINGLE MOTHER WITH 2 UNEXPECTED ADOPTED CHILDREN #third SHE DRESSED LIKE THAT??? THATS CLEARLY A GIRL WHO LIKE GIRLS #four WOMEN EVERYWHERE MOVIE MADE FOR EVERYONE WHO LOVES WOMEN #five KAMALA IS TO BE PROTECTED OK MERI BETA BI ALRIGHT #six I'M DATING CAROL DANVERS ALRIGHT I KNOW HER #seven MY FAV NUMBER AND I WANNA HIT THAT AMOUNT OF TIME IVE WATCH THE MARVELS IN IMAX but i dont have that kind of wealth x #main feelings after watching the marvels: kicking feet giggling screaming smiling #the marvels #me-uglypretty talks