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hermit-searching · 20 hours

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on my knees begging for a Canes and Panthers sweep exclusively because it would be funny

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hermit-searching · 20 hours

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One more addition to my Casey Jones hockey post:

By today's standard ticket prices none of them would be able to go watch a game lol. The average Rangers ticket is around $150, which btw is a fucking scam especially since they're in the nosebleeds. You also have to factor in the Rangers being the second most profitable hockey franchise, losing only to the Toronto Maple Leafs, so tickets sell out quickly. AND the resell price is astronomically high thanks to scalpers.

Like just go on Ticketmaster right now and look at the playoff prices. Assuming they move onto the second round they're only going to get more expensive.

This is all to say being a sports fan is a wildly expensive hobby no matter which sport it is, but being a genuine hockey fan I know first hand how hockey is a huge hole in the pocket. Rip Casey Jones' wallet.

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03 Raph: what crawled up your ass and died?

03 Casey: they cancelled the game

03 Raph: why?

03 Casey, clenching his fist: Taylor Swift concert

03 Raph: those monsters

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oh one more fun fact about hockey, despite being in the exact same state and in driving distance from one another they will put the Islanders or Rangers up in a hotel when they're the away team. It doesn't matter how close to home they are. They will sleep in a hotel. The same happens to the Florida Panthers and Tampa Bay Lightning.

this has been fun hockey facts with some TMNT with Hel.

#theotxt #rottmnt #tmnt 2012 #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt 1987 #tmnt 03 #casey jones #hockeyposting #update: Toronto lost the other night #also to the one dude who reblogged the last post and got cranky i mostly talked about hockey: you missed the point where im a hockey fan lol

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hermit-searching · 3 days

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he hit the wondahoy

#theo art #my art #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise mikey #Emu and Mikey woild be friends actually #guy who has only drawn Leo and Donnie tries his best

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hermit-searching · 3 days

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Terrible Casey Jones HCs (from a hockey fan):

87 Casey:

-it actually makes sense this guy wears the old style hockey mask since the fiberglass helmets with face cages were only starting to become popular in the 80s. Friday the 13th also came out in the 80s so he totally uses the face hugger mask for those reasons.

-he literally only met the turtles twice so I think it'd be funny if he just. forgot they existed. like "who are you small weird cosplaying kids"

-he'd probably be loyal to the Rangers because the Islanders play too close to Jersey. no he isn't bitter the Islanders were better, shut up!

-mans built like a football player, he wouldn't play. he just has the equipment to be a menace.

03 Casey:

- both him and Raph are devastated during the 04-05 lockout. it's the hardest battle they've ever fought.

-Leo: what about all the times we fought the Shredder and almost died?

Raph and Casey: the lockout was harder.

-that man shares his entire half of a braincell with Raphael /affectionate

-he would pound his fist into the table seeing the Devil's go to the Finals in 2000, 01 and 03.

-he probably genuinely forgot Anaheim is owned by Disney.

-he WILL complain during off-season. There are 0 worthy sports to watch from June to October.

12 Casey:

-oh you thought he was a Rangers fan? Maybe the Islanders? Buffalo? nah he's a Bruins fan.

-despite being afraid of rats his favourite player is Marchand.

-he ABSOLUTELY got into Reddit arguments with Vancouver fans in 2011.

-probably the only Casey that has actually played hockey. bro has the missing front teeth drip

-he wanted to be goalie so bad but the second he stepped out wearing the face hugger they said no and made him a winger.

-he lost his front teeth because he doesn't wear a cage.

-he not only forgot Anaheim was owned by Disney, he forgot they existed. he only remembered because they won the Cup in 07.

Casey Jr:

-i like the concept he learns to play hockey after the Invasion but I think he'd get ragdolled around by the people his age. yeah he can kill a Krang with one hand. but he's so stringy and spindly that he'd get knocked over by accident while on skates

-Casey Sr teaches him how to skate, but the first time he tries he immediately faceplants because he never learned what ice is.

-none of the Rise characters have hockey fan vibes. like, they all like basketball (even if Donnie pretends not to know anything about it) Raph likes wrestling and football. Leo would have a shrine dedicated to Michael Jordan, and that's about it. Mikey probably would watch anything his brothers put on. hockey is still very much a white person's sport, we don't have many POC players in the League so it doesn't appeal as much to POC as other sports like basketball, football, or baseball which are more diverse. All this to say Casey wouldn't know there's a pro-league until he stumbles upon it on TV one night.

-he's probably not into it the way the other Casey's are but he'll casually watch a game if there's one on.

-I don't see Casey having many interests for a while post-invasion because his entire life was basically surviving the apocalypse. He'll learn to appreciate the small things gradually.

-he would probably pick up on Leo's....appreciation...for Michael Jordan though lol

#theotxt #tmnt 2012 #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt #tmnt 1987 #tmnt 03 #casey jones #local hockey man makes too many headcanons about Casey Jones and hockey #im watching the Toronto Boston game rn. its Brutal #brad marchand is a rat (derrogatory)#03 Casey: hey April check out my new shirt #*i survived the NHL lockout of 2004-2005*#April: you're sleeping on thr couch tonight

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hermit-searching · 5 days

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none of these people should be allowed to drive

#theo art #my art #theo shitpost #tmnt 1987 #87 raphael #persona 3 portable #minako arisato #gritty #that goofy movie car meme but im super late because #i literally ran out of ideas for the third character so i saod fuck it. gritty

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hermit-searching · 11 days

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knee deep in finals. have a dood of that one An card but it's Aerith

#theo art #ff7 #aerith gainsborough #doodle #im so tired just give me my degree already

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hermit-searching · 12 days

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Sorry I was possessed

April: how are you all still alive?

Donatello: spite

Michelangelo: good vibes and party rockin

Leonardo: dying isn't the ninja way

Raphael: spite

#theotxt #theo shitpost #rottmnt #tmnt 2012 #tmnt 1987 #tmnt 03 #tmnt #this post is 87 coded but it could be any of them tbh #they're so silly

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hermit-searching · 12 days

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Leopost, short edition:

Leonardo Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles has a Messiah complex.

there I said it lol

ok but the real Leo post is coming soon

#theotxt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt 2012 #tmnt 1987 #tmnt 03 #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt leonardo

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hermit-searching · 17 days

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🐢💙✨🗡️

Drew myself a turtle!!! I love Leonardo so much!!! This boy!!! RAGH!!!

My friend wasn't feeling well so I thought of them while drawing this hence the crane but I soon learned trying to add a ton of cranes was not in my heart of the cards.

#theo reblog #thats me!!!!#im the.friend!!#look at my friend's art #EEEEE #teenage mutant ninja turtles

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hermit-searching · 18 days

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I agree it bothers me how 12 treated Raph I think the writers just don’t understand him. Raph deserves better in my opinion. He’s so misunderstood I love him especially 03

so true bestie. all the 2012 turtles deserved so much better. but like. very especially Raph and Leo

#theo asks!#anon ask #justice for 2012 Raph 😤#the leo post is still in my drafts because theres so much to unpack #thanks for the ask!#im glad there are some people who agree with me fr

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hermit-searching · 19 days

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redraw of:

same VA? same VA

#theo art #tmnt 1987 #teenage mutant ninja turtles #87 raphael

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hermit-searching · 24 days

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You're trying to tell me the 87 turtles wouldn't purposefully start trolling the 12 turtles about how they can't tell them apart? You're really trying to tell me they would just make fun of those belt buckles?

No, the interaction would have been way different if ppl knew how to be funny.

12 Raph: okay but seriously what's with the initials on your belts?

Michelangelo: oh it's mondo bizarro dude. we need to, like, wear the buckles in case any far out shenanigans happen and our bandana colours switch for a minute. it's like for safety, and because we don't want kids to think our lil dude Raphael is scary and violent....no offense

12 Raph: uh???? offense taken? and that doesn't explain anything?

Raphael: yeah buddy just go with it. it wasn't our decision to look identical.

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Raphael walking in the room wearing Michelangelo's bandana, holding Leonardo's swords: okay wise guy. which one am I?

12 Donnie: I.......I don't know 😭

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Leonardo wearing Donatello's bandana and holding Raphael's said: this one should be totally easier for you, right dudes?

12 Leo: n-no??

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Michelangelo in Leonardo's bandana and holding Donatello's bo staff: oh come on, you're a couple a smart turtles. shouldn't this be a walk in the park? how aren't you getting it?

12 Raph: please stop. my brain hurts so badly

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Donatello walking in the room to the 12 turtles on the ground, near tears, holding Michelangelo's nunchucks, and wearing Raphael's bandana: okay guys that's enough, this isn't fair to our fellow turtles. where's your honor?

12 Mikey: *bursts into tears*

#theo shitpost #tmnt 2012 #tmnt 1987 #teenage mutant ninja turtles #87 michelangelo #87 donatello #87 raphael #87 leonardo #12 donnie #12 mikey #12 raph #12 leo #the 87s are menaces to society (affectionate) if they can all imitate eaach other perfectly they WILL use it for chaos

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hermit-searching · 25 days

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