#fuck mother Miranda all my homies hate mother Miranda

[thegoodending-thelasttime]

My official stance on the matter.

While in my heart and soul I will forever be a Donna girlie, Bela and Miranda being such well written foils of one another has led me to become a Bela/MC soulmates truther.

edit: I JUST WANNA CLARIFY THIS IS NOT ABT THE DRAMA. I REREAD THE TITLE AND REALIZED SOME1 MIGHT TAKE IT THAT WAY BUT I SWEAR THIS IS A SEPARATE THING

#fuck mother miranda all my homies hate mother miranda #fuck miranda all my homies hate miranda #resident lover #resident lover miranda #resident lover mother miranda #resident lover donna #resident lover donna beneviento #resident lover bela #resident lover bela dimitrescu

[resident-auburn]

Moreau: people are always asking me if I’m a day person or a night person. Buddy, I’m barely a person

#fuck mother Miranda all my homies hate mother Miranda #in this blog we love and support fish boi #re8 #resident evil #resident evil village #incorrect resident evil quotes #salvatore moreau

[bitterlyromantic]

my (current?) headcannons regarding The Lordz* with modern technology & maybe, well, social media

*minus miranda All My Homies Hate Miranda

Salvatore.

his phone is a dingy flip phone, as he doesn't really see any use for an on-hand device.

has a computer though; a pc that Ethan kindly hooked up for him. he primarily uses it for facebook & watching videos on youtube about birds that aren't scary like the fucking crows

posts about whatever video he's found interesting at the moment, he might also have tumblr but that's just to have some Culture (he doesn't really know)

Alcina & Bela, Cassandra, & Daniela.

the only one who has all apple devices, always with the newest shit (despite not being the best with technology)

her phone is Huge (duh) & the camera roll is full of pictures her daughters took of themselves & whatever "pranks" they've tried to pull

is always calling alexa by the wrong name, much to her girls' amusement

each daughter has their own beat up iphone

as well as one of those lil vaccums (that Literally follows them around)

their camera rolls are Full of less than desirable pictures of their dear mother, but also of their aunt & uncles (mainly Karl because it just pisses him off the most)

there may or may not be (who's to tell) a whole folder dedicated to Karl & Ethan being a little close in some instances. whether it be secret handholding or Ethan placing a light smeck on Karl's cheek

Donna & Angie.

Angie has an ipad with one of those Child-Proof cases with the handle. she takes it everywhere & mainly uses it to annoy Karl with whatever loud noises she can find

she downloaded an app for sound effects

each lord has their own sound whenever they enter. Karl's being the classic Fart Sound Effect 4

Donna just has a simple little android phone, really only using it to post updates of her dolls on facebook

Donna primarily uses tumblr though (her aesthetic kinda screams it, to be fair) for toy-related things as well as just Aesthetics

Angie's only social media site (besides facebook) is twitter where she just,,, yells

Karl.

classic old middle-aged man on facebook.

he has a beat up android (that he proudly fixes himself) along with random (albeit broken) devices left to collect dust

he doesn't post much on facebook, usually only commenting crude things on his siblings' accounts or browsing the marketplace

he may also have instagram but it's Totally Not because Ethan posts better things there

takes Terrible pictures of himself so whatever picture he posts of himself, Ethan most likely took it (fighting a cringe..almost..every time)

Ethan.

has a pretty good phone, tablet (we occasionally draw, okay), as well as a pc (all thanks to Karl for fixing them up Thank You Greasy)

unfortunately does have facebook but really only for his siblings (as majority of them use it for all means of communication)

(seriously, one time Moreau was panicking about a run-over frog & despite having Ethan's number on speed dial, he opted to make a post tagging Ethan)

yes he has instagram but he doesn't post that often, & if he does it has to do with Rose's accomplishments in life or just his photography (that consists of trees, just nature things in general..maybe Karl's hands while he's working on somethi-)

Mother Miranda.

bitch is dead she's got nothing

rot in piss

#please it's 4:30 in the morning i can't sleep #re8 headcanons #resident evil #resident evil village #alcina dimitrescu #ethan winters #donna beneviento #salvatore moreau #karl heisenberg #i'm fucking Tired #resident evil headcanons #i just realized Alcina & her daughters' names all end with A #slight wintersberg(??) because i happen to be soft for them #if i update this istg

[americassoldierboy]

Fuck Mother Miranda! All my homies hate Mother Miranda

#chris redfield #memes #resident evil village #ethan winters #karl heisenberg

[infernal-jokesses]

i would cease all simping for the lords if it meant i could just be their loving mother because all four of the lords deserve a lil glass of milk and a kiss and a bedtime story please let me love them :(((

also fuck mother miranda all my homies hate mother miranda

#re8 #resident evil #resident evil village #four lords #donna beneviento #lady dimitrescu #karl heisenberg #lord moreau #angie the doll #simping #i would cease all simping #because mother miranda didn't treat them right #mother miranda #also ethan actually #would adopt ethan too but i know he would probably just kill me :///