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Hey y’all, I know I have been gone for the absolute longest time but the hyperfixation is back with a vengeance so expect more context in the near future!

#Aubrey screams into the void

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Alcina : So what are you all’s favorite horror movies?

Heisenberg: Saw

Donna: Annabelle

Moreau: High School Musical. I spent my entire teenage years terrified that everyone around me would break out into song and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the words

#lady dimitrescu #alcina dimitrescu #karl heisenberg #donna beneviento #salvatore moreau #re8 #resident evil #resident evil village #incorrect resident evil quotes

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Moreau: people are always asking me if I’m a day person or a night person. Buddy, I’m barely a person

#fuck mother Miranda all my homies hate mother Miranda #in this blog we love and support fish boi #re8 #resident evil #resident evil village #incorrect resident evil quotes #salvatore moreau

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BLOB FISH SAL! 💖

#SO ADORABLE #salvatore moreau #resident evil #resident evil 8 #drawing

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Alcina: So, what’s your type?

Maiden: tall, regal, good with kids, maybe artistic?

Alcina, unsheathing her claws: I meant your blood type

#alcina dimitrescu #lady dimitrescu #resident evil maiden #re8 #resident evil village #incorrect resident evil quotes

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would be cool if the battle cured Moreau . The fish beast crumbled away instead of exploding and a human would be left in its place . Dazed , confused yet alive . 😔Sadly the trauma left it’s mark on Sal . Upon seeing Ethan, first there would be fear , confusion . And then the terrible realisation of everything he’s done to the villagers and rose . Causing him to break down into a sobbing mess . And Ethan, being a decent guy, would give him a shoulder to cry on . And reassurance that everything will be ok .

Due to Krita crashing repetitively during this I wasn't able to finish it but at least Sal's happy ^-^

#I DON’T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS THIS IS CANON NOW #salvatore moreau #the best lord : D

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Angie: Hey Alcina,

Lady D: Yes?

Angie: Can a fish breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Lady D:

Lady D: Where’s Moreau?

#re8 #resident evil village #angie beneviento #alcina dimitrescu #lady dimitrescu #salvatore moreau #incorrect resident evil quotes

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Karl: we need a distraction, is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?

Angie: My time has come.

#angie beneviento #donna and angie #donna beneviento #karl heisenberg #incorrect resident evil quotes #resident evil village #re8

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This took me ages but I love how it turned out!!!

#alcina dimitrescu #lady dimitrescu #resident evil village #re8

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Let the baby swim!

#I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

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Hi Would You Like To Talk To Me About Dinosaurs?

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Whenever any of her daughters want to try going outside or have to leave the castle for any reason she instantly goes into Protective Mom Mode™️. She never thinks they’re wearing enough layers, wraps the thickest and fluffiest blankets she owns around them, and has the kitchen staff prepare a thermos of hot chocolate for each daughter to have with them

#alcina dimitrescu #lady dimitrescu #bela dimitrescu #cassandra dimitrescu #daniela dimitrescu #resident evil village #resident evil headcanons #re8

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Lady D hated garlic even before she got vampified, it’s just even more unbearable because she has an enhanced sense of smell

#lady dimitrescu #alcina dimitrescu #resident evil village #resident evil headcanon #re8

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Angie: You fuckers don’t even know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Donna, not even looking up from her book: Spear.

Angie: BLOCKED

#donna and angie #donna beneviento #angie beneviento #incorrect resident evil quotes #resident evil village #re8

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the Four Houses but I got to design their insignia

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tempura shrimp 🍤

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Miranda: I’ve learned some valuable lessons from this

Fellow scientist: I’m guessing they’re all horrible distortions of the lessons you actually should’ve taken away?

Miranda: Death isn’t real and I’m basically god

#mother miranda #incorrect resident evil quotes #resident evil village #re8