#france wtf

[anglocatholicboyo]

average american place names:

buffaloville

edinburgh (pronounced 'eedingbroog')

youngun's creek

twenty mile hog

south sumeria

average british place names:

fuckleswick

veloughchesterpool (pronounced 'village')

little upper chipping stortford on the mimms

bishop's crapping

ddymwychyllwffyfyddwych (if you're in wales)

bonus :-

genuine real french place names:

belbèze (nice fuck)

sallepisse (hall of piss)

anus (ive actually been there)

y (y not?)

bitche (rude)

#france wtf #as soon as i can i will visit the village of rectum in the netherlands

[save-me-im-feeling]

I was looking up french terms of endearment for reasons and I found this

Would any french people like to explain this?

#france wtf #why would you call your friends testicle??? #Why is this a term of endearment????? #What is wrong with you france????????? #french

[localgardenweed]

2P Hetalia didn't just stop at people, it's spreading onto ponies now

#localgardenweed #hetalia #2ptalia #2p italy #2p japan #2p germany #2p england #2p france #2p america #2p russia #2p china #hetalia x mlp #hetalia ponies yippeee #im like so proud of these wtf like #FUCK I FORGOT ALLEN'S WINGS #pretend it's under the jacket <3 #i didn't give them cutie marks cause i just didn't feel like it #also fuck you can see my stylus on the 2P Russia and China image...like smack dab in the middle im sorry #ehh it's not that noticeable anyway #reblog which is your favorite pony

[jkkyks]

SHUT. THE. FUXK. UP.

ISHSJSNSBSWKKSBSSKNSNSKSK

#HE IS GONNA KILL ME #WTF #KYLIAN ? #kylian mbappe #jkkyks #mbappé #kyky #kyks #mbappe icons #kylian mbappé #kylian #mbappe #kylian mbappe imagines #psg #france #kylian x you #kylian mbappe smut #kylian mbappe lottin #kylian mbappe one shots #kylian mbappe imagine #kylian mbappe fluff #kylian mbappe x female reader

[lil-gingerbread-queen]

So... Multiple right-wing politicians and figures in France went to social media to ask people to vote for Israel at the Eurovision and themselves vote for her, because it is "antisemitic to boo Israel" or something... That's how you get Israel a ton of votes.

Btw, a lot of those politicians are in a political party that was created with a SS. The leaders are from the same family, the father being friend with the SS and Nazis and the daughter viewing Hitler as an uncle when she was younger. This party also denied the Holocaust and later declared that it did happened (because it's against the law to deny the Holocaust), but it's not as bad as we make it. Just to point out that zionists just want to get rid of Jewish people, they don't care about them.

And also, French don't care about the Eurovision, because we all agree that we suck at music. People barely speak about it. And suddenly, those mfs give a fuck about it (the other time they do is when we send a poc to represent France, that's a scandal for them 🙄)

#eurovision #boycott eurovision #palestine #free palestine #israel #In France at least you can clearly see that antisemitism is on the pro-israel side #French only cares about Eurovision if we win and it's kind of sad imo #and yes we generally agree that we suck at music like we have some good artists but others are better #also it's 90% of the time so stereotypically French that 90% of the French hates it like nobody listen to that wtf are you doing #Ngl it's only when they send a poc that I get some hope the music will be better and then boom they sing the most 50s French thing ever #I don't even know who and what we did this year that's how little we care

[zethdoesart]

Long may he reign indeed.

#critical role #cr2 #critical role fanart #mollymauk tealeaf #cr art #i am watching c2 and im at e113 and molly is back so wtf #and also fuckin AVANTICA?? #its crazy here #traditional art #traditional drawing #inspired by Virginia Frances Sterrett and her Ségur: Old French Fairy Tales illustration #check it out #its pretty #lucien nonagon

[kingofthering]

FRANCE 2023 | "Allons enfants de la patrie, le jour de gloire est arrivé..."

#fabio quartararo #gonna have to wait for the comeback of glory but well #y: 2023 #moto: france 2023 #my gifs #* #I HAD TO CORRECT MYSELF BECAUSE I FUCKED UP THE MARSEILLAISE wtf #too lazy to repost it correctly this will have to do #100 #open leathers

[wlntrsldler]

do you guys know that snl video of timothee chalamet and marcello hernandez rapping about having a baby face?

yeah thats so modern! loser!luke and chris coded

#frances shit posts #luke castellan #i can just see them quoting the rap and the older kids are like wtf are you guys saying???

[freakylilnutjob]

Me after reading every one of Alice Oseman’s books: Oh my god, I have never related to a set of book characters so much

#EVERY DAMN TIME #related a lot to Charlie and Nick and Tao #then I read Solitaire and REALLY related to Tori and Michael #then Loveless and Georgia 😭😭😭 #just finished Loveless and Aled and Frances 😭 #the only one I haven’t read yet is I Was Born For This #I wonder which characters I’ll relate to in that one #I’m either gonna start it today or start a different book and read it after #like wtf how does Alice know me better than me??????? #I’m telling y’all Alice is a wizard or something #alice oseman #heartstopper #solitaire #loveless #radio silence #this winter #nick and charlie #i was born for this #osemanverse

[waynedunlaptheorgandonor]

horrifying realization i just had: if the book of carol ends up not being a dumpster fire (yeah we'll see), does that mean i'll have to actually watch the first season of that show? bc i've seen the gifs of daryl in suspenders and y'all? from the bottom of my heart, yikes 😬

#i forgot that that show probably has a plot #and that id need to know it to watch the second season #i am literally only here for caryl to bang idc about france #idk wtf to tag here that won't make ppl mad #caryl #twd #twd: daryl dixon #twd spoilers #ig #?? #dunlap tp

[high-quality-tiktoks]

Ordering burgers in paris!🇫🇷🍔

#video #tiktok #tiktoks #comedy #story time #funny #lmao #wtf #france #french #language #languages #mcdonalds #restaurant #restaurants #matteolane

[sweetdreamspootypie]

Half the population of the school is muslim. not allowed to pray /during their lunch break/ because students aren't allowed to gather in groups of more than 4, and it might 'threaten inclusion'

#Wtf #Islamophobia #England #Something I'd expect of France #Obviously this place isn't particularly coping with the demographic shifts

[bones-and-bondage]

Who wants to write a fic of Gortash fucking Franc Peartree nasty in his new house in honor of the old letters? How many variations do we think everyone can come up with?

Should I make this a writing challenge on AO3?

#franc peartree #enver gortash #wtf are you doing Larian #Gortash x Franc

[daughtersofyesterday]

Mathieu and Wout just can’t help themselves

#tour de france #mathieu van der poel #wout van aert #rumors that wout is leaving #and mathieu saying he doesn’t feel good #then this happens #couples goals #wtf happened today

[medieval-canadian]

was NO ONE going to tell me that in the premodern era ANIMALS were regularly put on trial for shit like murder (among other things) and often convicted?????????????????????????????????????

#wtf #a student sent me this chapter from a book that talks about a murder trial in france in 1457 #defendants were a [pig] mother & her 6 [pig] children #apparently the mother was found guilty and sentenced to execution #but the baby pigs were pardoned #because #'The court accepted the defense lawyer's argument that the youngsters lacked the mental competence... #to have committed a crime in the eyes of the law' #this is from 'Let Us Now Praise Infamous Animals' by jeffrey st. clair #in hribal's book FEAR OF THE ANIMAL PLANET (2010) #im so fascinated by this

[theclasharchives]

interview with joe strummer for a french newspaper in 1982 by pierre thiollay

V: does your personal life still have importance? your girlfriend for example? J: obviously, i would become crazy without her. i'm not a junkie, but i think i would become one if, coming back home, i wouldn't have anything to hold on to. i don't want to destroy myself. i still have things to say. it's so easy to die young. it's certainly harder to fight for yourself in the jungle. one day i decided to live because it was harder.

#the clash #punk #uk punk #70s punk #classic punk #joe strummer #paul simonon #mick jones #topper headon #new wave #70s #80s #punk aesthetic #rock music #why r all the best stuff in french like wtf. man was dropping the greatest quotes ever to random ppl in france like the fuck ! #newspapers #quotes #1982