Cute little devil demon
Look at him, he is just amazing!
WHAT THE HELL!?!?
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Prof's outfit reveal got me thinking of this meme.
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CANNIBAL, n. A gastronome of the old school who preserves the simple tastes and adheres to the natural diet of the pre-pork period.
Ambrose Bierce. The Devil's Dictionary.
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I was rewatching old clips and I miss when the eggs had guns man it was so funny. They should give the children glocks again
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Manifesting ripaxel breakup 🙏 for shits and giggles
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I’m working on a reverse harem: vampire slayer story and this title sprang into my head, but I don’t want my vampire to be a count, so I’ve been trying to find an alternative. Please submit your two cents.
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My toxic trait is thinking I could absolutely eat up on Make Some Noise
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in another life perrin would ABSOLUTELY live at home until his 40s
this ruins the bit but i guess we can add him
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50% chance I edit Max in Michigan State sweats
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flyers should take another penalty so we can get tk a shorty hatty
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if i was a twitter swiftie i would just post “omg the song is so good, uploading now just keep refreshing my page!” and then log off
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We've started a YouTube channel with our partner, @squishtomtato
Give it a look!! The link's also in our pinned post.
《LINK PHOTO ID: A crying espresso bean in front of a blue background, the Depresso_Beans YouTube channel icon.》
And here's their first video! Ours'll be soon!
《THUMBNAIL ID: a person with dark hair and black animal-eared headband, doing a rainbow- gradiented eyeshadow look》
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ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.
Ambrose Bierce. The Devil's Dictionary.
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i think volkner should get another alt in pokemas, except this time his left arm is exposed. it'd be funny.
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okay but if modern valaena/aemond existed & their entire family knew about them i can’t even imagine how chaotic family dinners would be. daemon trying not to punch aemond into the floor everytime he looks at his little girl & nyra just calms him down while also telling him that it’s his karma for bedding & marrying his sweet niece years ago. alicent is clutching on to her cross necklace hoping this dinner doesn’t end with a 911 call. aegon is way too drunk to even make it to the table so he’s passed out in the backyard. jace & baela are so much like their parents but they both have to calm each other down when aemond tries to rile them up by constantly touching their parents. and while all this chaos is going on in the background it gives rhaena & helaena an ample amount of time to flirt with each other because they’re secretly dating. and valaena has little viserys on her lap & he’s tugging at her and she she playfully asks viserys to stop so aemond just says loudly “don’t worry little nephew i know for a fact your sister likes having her hair pulled roughly” and the entire table just looks so done at that point.
I love chaos this sounds like such mess
Daemon learning an exercise in patience, rhaenyra laughing bc this is exactly what her husband deserves, Alicent trying so hard to be okay with it but only making it through thanks to the edible aegon gave her without telling her what was in it buts fine bc he’s passed out in the backyard and can’t be punished anyway
Jace and Baela feeling like the only adults there but even then one particularly unsubtle sex joke about Valaena’s lack of gag reflex has even him considering stabbing his uncle with a fork, Baela thinking how she’d cover for him and luke contemplating what he did to deserve this family exactly
Helaena and rhaena my sweet beloveds they’re not even trying to be single anymore but Valaena, usually so careful to chose her words, absentmindedly calls daemon daddy (she’s talking to viserys!! Who can blame her!!!) and aemond responds without thinking because now they know their daughter/sister likes having her hair pulled and has no gag reflex and apparently has a daddy kink!! At that point they just say fuck it and break out the hard alcohol bc maybe aegon has a point
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