#for legal purposes

[the-songs-we-knew]

So it’s gonna play out like this, right?

#x men #x men 97 #professor charles xavier #professor x #remy lebeau #gambit #anna marie lebeau #rogue #magneto #erik lehnsherr #wolverine #cyclops #scott summers #jean grey #madelyne pryor #ororo munroe #ororo of the storm #jubilation lee #x men morph #x men beast #x men spoilers #spoilers #marvel #nightcrawler #kurt wagner #this is a joke #for legal purposes #cable xmen

[waleofgaterdeep]

Im a bloodweave truther...

Why else would you get Astarion approval for agreeing that you'd love to taste Gale's blood???

#for legal purposes #this is intended to be light hearted you monsters #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #gale dekarios #astarion ancunin #kris plays bg3 #bloodweave

[forestshadow-wolf]

That feeling When the dentist sands down the sides of your teeth to make room for them to move with your invisaline and it was a sensory nightmare and also hurt but you didn't say anything because of anxiety and now your gums are bleeding 😀 I'm having agood time and don't at all want to go die in a hole

#the last bit is a joke #for legal purposes #el rambles #dentist

[rainbowfriendsfanatic]

SOMEONE PAYPAL ME 23 DOLLARS IMMEDIATELY

#rainbow friends #for legal purposes #this is a joke

[ketchuplaser]

Can't trust the MSM

#ketchup laser #this is a joke #for legal purposes #dank memes

[the-official-neige-leblanche]

I- I don’t think this is very hypothetical..

oh please, of course it’s not hypothetical! I’d never encourage harm with an axe. Even if it’s for an alleged awful mother!

#Again hypothetically #for legal purposes #twst rp #twst #twst neige #neige’s asks! #twst rsa #Twst Mrs Rosehearts

[pepsi-maxwell]

"he called me a mark B( " you know what fuck mjf actually

#FOR LEGAL PURPOSES #this is a joke

[elvensorceress]

in other words...

@eddiediaaz since you asked 😇 💕 @alyxmastershipper @favouritealias

The names that Karen substitutes for a certain ex-girlfriend in Eddie vs Feelings -- they were all chosen with purpose. After all, like Eddie says, Karen is a very smart scientist who does actual rocket science! This is a loose description of everything she references. 

Anesthesia - artificially induced / medically controlled loss of sensation or awareness, typically used before a surgical procedure. It may include analgesia (inability to feel pain), paralysis, amnesia, and unconsciousness

Anaemia - a deficiency of red blood cells

Analog - an old school contrast to a more futuristic digital technology 

Anachronism - something that belongs to a time period other than the one it has appeared in

Anathema - something that is regarded as hateful, abhorrent, offensive, repugnant to one’s sensibilities 

Anaphylaxis - an acute allergic reaction

Anamorphic - a distorted projection that appears normal from a particular viewpoint 

Anatoxin - also known as “Very Fast Death Factor” is produced by some cyanobacteria and causes neurotoxicity (i.e. it’s poison to the nervous system)

#does this count as a mic drop? #I'm sure Karen thought so #fic: eddie vs the feelings #for legal purposes #I'm not about Ana bashing #this was just for drunken silliness #and dramatic irony? 🤣

[whitelantern]

where are the jason todd wally west and connor hawke blogs kyle needs his boyfriends

#/j #for legal purposes #unless... #〈 ✷ ooc. 〉

[ilyberrymuch]

Oh what a lovely locket...

It's Kite and Artie!

#h x h #kite #warehouse 13 #artie nielsen #making this brought me an immense amount of joy #everyone should put characters in a locket #for legal purposes #fashion #jewelry #locket

[mooifyourecows]

Best movie soundtracks according to me:

Swiss Army Man number 1 best boy can never be beat so help me god almighty i’d die for this ost i’d kill for this ost i’d ride a farting corpse through the ocean for this ost

O Brother, Where Art Thou? number 2 almost best boy it’s a tight race he fought well and died with honor and shall be inducted into the best ost hall of fame for his greatness

Jesus Christ Superstar (1973) number 3 even though it’s a musical it can’t beat the first two but it’s so close so close because it’s perfect and homoerotic almost makes me return to my catholic roots

Everything Everywhere All at Once number 4 top tier amazing great stunning could kick me into the sun and i’d wish it a merry fuckmas hallelujah and a happy chinese new year

The Bob’s Burgers Movie number 5 only not the very best because it’s against literal gods as a mere mortal she makes me happy and i wouldn’t trade her for a thousand hugs from ten thousand lightning bugs

that’s it nothing else matters end post

#for legal purposes #this is truth and fact and not opinion in any way shape or form #look it up i'm right and everyone else can lick my butt

[t-lostinworlds]

hey... uhm.. dumb question.. but did you subscribe to adobe's plan, or happen to know where else to get your hands on their products safely?

hello! first off, it's not a dumb question. second, no i'm not subscribe to any plan. i got it from the Bay of the Pirates u see. it's mostly safe, just make sure you use a VPN and have your antivirus updated. (tho u do need to turn it off to crack it. or just download an already cracked version.) but i didn't come across any problems with it and i changed to multiple versions.

#FOR LEGAL PURPOSES #I'VE BEEN HACKED #I DID NOT SAY THIS LMAO #answered: anon #answered asks #i can send u a link if u want #but you might need to dm me and come off anon

[needlejuicerecords]

i have the fifth dimension spirit phone variant and i think if i bit into it it would taste like strawberries and cream and blood. i want to lick it so bad

see i think ur prob right abt the blood part

i cant tell you to do it legally but if you do lmk what happens ok

#spirit phone #neil cicierega #needlejuice #lemon demon #pepperposting #needlejuice records #njr #ask #anonymous #anon #ama #vinyl #for legal purposes #this is a joke #please don't harm yourself on vinyl #we're not liable for dental damage

[seasurfacefullofclouds1]

Sea, I have found the secret to a drama free life, and it is to be tired enough!

The other day when Niall went to Harry's concert I was full of energy, burning with indignation and anger, logging onto twitter and tumblr, sharing my opinion.

Yesterday I was so tired that Harry could have confessed that the reason Zayn left the band was that he kicked him out after Zayn stole his custom-made Louis pillow and I would have been like "ok, I will deal with this tomorrow".

So, not the best strategy but hey, it works!

Harry busts a vein every time he thinks about Zayn’s private Instagram :)

#for legal purposes #I meant every word

[cosmicwar]

hey are you still doing the 6 fanarts thing? if so, can i request geoff johns?

can’t, check most recent post

#/J /J /J #for legal purposes

[f1rina-life]

u camping under yhigs post 🤝 me camping under yukierre tags on ao3

best coping mechanisms running away from intense heartbreak for daniel 🥹

Bestie yighs is the only thing preventing me from committing arson on mtc

#Disclaimer : this is a joke #For legal purposes #And cannot be used in court #Yas you're my one true supporter and co-yighs enthusiast #Thank you for your contribution #Yas tag 🧁 #Mika got mail 💌