So I know Jay has a thousand children now, but may I suggest adding to the family. . .
A cat??
I’m thinking his name is Flint
(also this is just an idea I had u don’t have to add him to anything if you don’t want)
@weekend-whip @taddymason @rainofthetwilight COUNCIL OF DAD JAY, DO WE ADOPT THIS CAT KNOWN AS FLINT?
I VOTE AYE! TESSA AND NOAH WOULD BOTH LOVE THE CAT!
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Miles needs his own Sinister Six and I NEED them to be so goddam silly. Half of them are like "I'm not fighting a child are you insane" and the others are "finally, an excuse to punch a teenager"
Specifically:
Adrian, on 10 Monster energy drinks: Hey, your web shooters aren't as fast as last week, everything okay?
Miles: no, I stayed up all night and couldn't figure out what's wrong with them :(
Adrian: alright, let's take a look. Your design is so good!
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Felicia: Hey Junior, wanna annoy Peter B as much as humanly possible?
Miles: Y E S
Felicia: good kid
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Miles: Did you just. Apologize for existing
Harry: I'm sorry I try not to do it
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Spot: You're so petty, honestly. I'm trying to change
Miles: YOU TRIED TO DESINTEGRATE MY UNIVERSE??
Spot: That was 2 hours ago
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Miles: You know I'm 15, right? You punched a 15 year old. A child. As a father.
Flint: Don't.
Miles: Ow. My minor bones are broken. My child self is hurting. I got sand in my teenager baby eyes.
Flint: [sigh]
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Miles:
Kraven, with the creepiest golden eyes: You're Amazing :) The Best Spider-Man :) Fine Trophy, Indeed :)
Miles: MIGUEL. MIGUEEEEEEEL-
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