AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percy’s dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percy’s dad so now he’s like “YEP ol’ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your mother’s eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my cover”
Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like “how on earth did I dodge THAT bullet”
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It’s okay honey, Kate Middleton’s gone to live on a farm. She’ll be happier there. No, we can’t go visit, but she’s with all the corgis we sent up there to be in a better place.
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Wonder Girl V3:
But as mad as I was at Hercules for pulling that crap... I wasn't... I mean, I should've been... I could've been wrecked that it wasn't Conner, that he was still... gone. But... look at me, I'm not a big mess...
Meanwhile:
Tim beating up Dick in the back of a Waffle House just to get some Lazarus Pit Juice so he can revive his dead best friend
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Good thing Spot's not fooled by blue checkmarks
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I made a playset for the tabletop roleplaying game Fiasco inspired by the life/traffic series!
Fiasco is a GMless ttrpg written by Jason Morningstar and published by Bully Pulpit Games. I find the game is excellent when playing out tight timeline stories where everyone is making really complicated, ambitious, and stupid plans that will inevitably go quickly awry in disastrous ways.
Shoot me an ask or message if you have questions!
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POV: you’re struggling to open a water bottle. Your girlfriend comes along and says “don’t worry baby, I got it” while taking the bottle out of your hands. Your girlfriend:
A. Proceeds to open it with ease: Jean, Lisa, Rosaria, Amber, Yelan, Keqing, Yun Jin, Ayaka, Kokomi, Sara, Shinobu, Nilou, Candace, Lynette, Chevreuse, Signora
B. Does not open it. Instead she proceeds to struggle with it for a while and it never gets opened: Mona, Sucrose, Ningguang, Hu Tao, Miko, Chiori, Yoimiya, Layla, Faruzan, Furina, Sandrone, Columbina
C. Proceeds to accidentally break it: Eula, Beidou, Yanfei, Ganyu, Shenhe, Xianyun, Ei, The Shogun, Dehya, Navia, Clorinde, Arlecchino, Skirk
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percy is canonically enamored by annabeth when she's on the battlefield doing her thing (murder). like, this man stops mid-narration to tell us how beautiful his girlfriend is as she's putting these monsters to sleep. so it would be so interesting to see annabeth view him in that way too. like, every time he creates a hurricane. or summons gallons of water from fucking nowhere. she's just suppressing a blush. i need it.
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