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Me: Okay, so I need one referral for a derm and one for ADHD meds.
Doc: Okay. In the meantime, your blood pressure's a little high and let's talk about your weight.
Me: .....I'm currently smack-dab in the middle of a move, a bereavement, a sick pet, and a mental health crisis. If my bp is high, it is likely because I am STRESSED lol.
Doctor: Yeah but still let's get you back in in a month for a bp check and talk about some weight loss goals. You need lower bp for the meds anyway.
Me: ....Fine.
One Month Later....
Me: -aces the bp check- I've been feeling better and things are calming down, so I'm way less stressed now. I cut my salt intake and added some daily fitness goals just in case.
Doctor: So let's talk about setting some weight loss numbers-....
Me: Wait, why are we talking about my weight? That's not what I came in for.
Doctor: Well you're forty now and your bp was high and you're over 225lbs, so you should really look into losing-....
Me: -not loudly, but firmly- I CAME HERE TO GET A MOLE REMOVED AND GET ON ADHD MEDS. NEITHER OF THESE HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH MY WEIGHT. CAN WE PLEASE FOCUS ON MY INITIAL CONCERNS. THANK YOU.
Doctor: Well geez, okay, no need to get upset....
Me: It is 930 in the morning and I'm missing work to be here, just to have you completely ignore my concerns about skin cancer and mental health in favor of focusing on the size of my ass. I will handle my weight on my own time and if I have further concerns that are directly related to a number on a scale, we can discuss them. In the meantime, can I PLEASE have the referrals I asked for LAST MONTH.
Doctor: ....I'll need to get you in next week, I honestly thought we were here to talk about your weight and your blood pressure.
Me: -Four Second Death Stare- I'd also like to be assigned to a different doctor for my next appointment.