THE NANNY – s1e14: family plumbing
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I'm trying to figure out how to set up some kind of commissions to survive. Would anyone be interested in Mohawk lesson downloads? Tattoo, art, clipart, or graphics? Hell, I'm an educated published writer. I'll research, edit, and fucking WRITE your papers for grocery and gas money.
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Zagreus: I don't need a uterus to make a baby, okay? I am fully capable of doing it without one.
Zagreus: *snaps his fingers and shows off a little baby girl*
Zagreus: See? Ha!
Zagreus:
Zagreus: Oh wait, fuck. I didn't think this through.
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hi anyone whos here and sees me of all people. im so sorry to post this, but im going to be homeless. 😔
for the last week, our plumbing was broken and spraying sewage on the floor from every faucet and got my family and i sick as a result of having to use public restrooms every day. if we cant pay rent by tonight we get a ten day notice of eviction. its nearly over, and theres nothing left i or my family can do. <\33333333333333333333
i love to be punished for working as hard as i can to survive and provide for my family
if anyone wants to donate, i have two cats (ziggy and stardust) and two partners (my wife and boyfriend and i) who i love and have worked hard for to keep safe more than anything in my life? and we cant loose our home. we spent our life savings to move here and be safe, and our attempts to settle have only been met with hostility and apathy. :’(
please help any way you can, im so sorry to ask, i want to and will die, this is the end 😭😔💔😭😔💔
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Whoever buys the house next door is genuinely going to get scammed and me and my neighbors keep trying to warn perspective buyers and the real estate lady hates our guts aoskdkkflsldll
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You know there are high chances the girl from the Super Mario Bros Plumbing service video is a friend who played along doing her best for their super cheap commercial. She can't be a professional or she would have already read her text before rather than discovering it during the filming, and if so for doing it for free, playing her part of a desperate and happy customer and then serving as the voice-over for the contact means she does have to like the bros. Would be funny given who her voice actress is if she were related to Peach all along (she does kinda look like them) and if her last name was Toadstool
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I really hope someday I'm not living paycheck to paycheck. It would be so nice to have a savings. Maybe even be able to travel to somewhere cool and exotic like my backyard
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Omg hi Clem i think it’s cuckoo bananas that your gif thing is of katniss and Peet’s bc I just watched the first 2 hunger games movies LAST NIGHT bruh and I need to read like a billion fanfics of them I want to hear peetas though he’s so in love I need to read all about how his love for katniss eats away at him feom the inside out.
.... i have a link to a fic series of the entire hunger games from peeta's pov if you want
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that one line that the brother's dad has abt mario bringing luigi down with his failing business. how did you get into my extremely long mario brothers backstory notesapp
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Headcanon, Viktor is a clothes thief. He loves smelling Jayce all the time so any time he isn’t in public he just takes Jayce’s most recent shirt and just wears it around. He gets very embarrassed one day when Silco comes over unexpectedly and catches him wearing one. Silco just rolls his eyes and continues with whatever he wanted to talk about.
At very first I don't think Viktor even realised he was doing it. He just grabbed Jayce's shirt to wear because it was convenient and he wasn't planning on going out in public for a bit. The reason he happened to pick that exact shirt was because it smelled so much like Jayce and he was subconsciously seeking it. But it's only after Jayce sees him and wordlessly gapes for like a solid minute that he realises what he's done (and probably sheepishly says that it's because he likes smelling Jayce's scent on him which unintentionally was the most effective way to ensure Jayce will never have a problem with it).
After that it's a bit more intentionally finding Jayce's most recent shirt if he's just home doing things (which Jayce is intentionally leaving his shirts out to be found and worn by Viktor). It helps him relax (and he finds does tend to inspire him a little with him ending up scribling some notes of things to try once he gets back to the lab) and he will sometimes just nuzzle at the collar of it taking in Jayce's scent.
Silco can't really talk considering I don't think he owns any sleep shirts (at least) of his own anymore because he just steals Vander's shirts to sleep in. Doesn't stop Viktor from being embarrassed at being caught in Jayce's shirt but Silco very much doesn't have the time to actually acknowledge it.
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I just found out that my grandmother (and other family members, but finding that out hurt less) does not believe in climate change
Yesterday at dinner, my aunt was asking me about the different masters I was looking at (she's like one of the very few supportive ppl in my family, and one of the few who actually seems interested in my studies)
So I told her that I was looking at master programs regarding systems and control, and more precisely, at courses that were related to meteorology, climate, and environment. My aunt was asking me questions, it was a fun little conversation, and I got overexcited talking about weather patterns and the importance of research (I have been obsessed with weather since I was 6, and the first job I ever wanted to do was meteorologist)
And that point, my grandma turned to us and said something along the lines of "it's not real, you kids just invented it to annoy your elders"
This single sentence was like an arrow straight to the heart. Because she then went on about how ridiculous it was that climate would change, that we only had different cycles and that this was simply one of them.
Maybe I'm overreacting, but this is just the drip too much. Whenever I talk about my interests, I get shut down because "there are more important things in life than mathematics".
From the ages 6 to 12 I kept telling ppl I was going to be a meteorologist. My grandmother laughed at me every time, saying "it's cute to have dreams". Now I know she never believed that my interest were real.
Anyway, I'm off to another family meal, and I'll make sure to not mention climate, the weather, or mathematics.
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drains collapsed. under house
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This AU is set after the toppat civil warfare ending
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