abusive parents will act like the world is insanely dangerous place where you get shot on sight as soon as you make a slightest mistake or displease anyone, when in reality the only place where this happens is your parents house
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shipping scarian no matter the circumstances is so funny bc you get situations where grian sees This and thinks I need him carnally
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I saw a post complaining about people acting like Betty is some kind of poor little girl taken advantage of by her situation. And while I haven't seen this happening myself, it does make me laugh to think about because like,
Ma'am, that woman nearly killed everyone in the world *TWICE* trying to save her husband, INCLUDING TRYING TO MURDER ICE KING.
That woman has a body count that nobody asked her to make! She is just! So good! At crimes!! And we love that for her!!!
#girlboss #golbboss #God-Forbid-Women-Do-Anything
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Im in love with the implications of tape 1 of Roier's lore because he either:
1) Was legitimately turned into a rat by the federation, which, beyond the goofy fucking model, is genuinely frightening body horror that I think roier (the guy not the cubito) has the full capacity to explore knowing his rp abilities.
or
2) He was hallucinating getting turned into a rat because of all the drugs he the feds are pumping him with. This comes with the extra terrifying implication that the feds ARE actually experimenting on him, but what they're actually doing to him is being obscured by the effects of the drugs.
Either way it's fucking horrific and I love it. I can't wait to see what he has planned next.
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Pale Pyrite
Property Police fusion!
Gemcyt by @chrisrin
They can use Jimmy wings as wing or shape it into hands. They can carry stuff but cannot catch stuff. The hands can be very expressive and used for intimation. (But since they're water, they cannot do much damage.)
Based upon their police outfits in Evo Smp.
Probably a fusion that happens before they meet their respective partners (Scott and Ren).
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Lady Gloria von Fuchs
The Lady Gloria Von Fuchs was the first of the public noble class bimbos. She threw lavish parties, was infamously promiscuous, and known to have sleep with the kings of England, France, and the Holy Roman Empire and their wives.
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