Okay how about a stranger things / queer eye crossover?
Obviously Eddie is their hero because he has been through literal hell and back and doesn’t exactly have his life together. He watched a friend be brutally murdered in front of him in his living room, he's been wrongfully accused of being a satanic serial killer, he nearly died in the process of protecting his friends, and his home got completely uninhabitable. He needs help. A lot of it. And the fab5 are SO ready to give it to him.
Bobby builds him and Wayne a supercool new trailer from scratch. He gets both of them their own bedroom that perfectly fits their vibes and makes the living room completely different from the one they used to have to wipe away the bad memories and make it into a safe space where they can hang out together and invite friends over. Wayne isn’t allowed to see how it progresses through the week, but no one can keep him away. He wants to help Bobby with the project and doesn’t take no for an answer. They end up becoming best buddies in the process. Bobby, also having ran away from home as a teenager, can relate to Eddie quite well, so he gets very emotional when he sees that Eddie has this relative who has always looked out for him and had his back.
Tan is very excited about expanding Eddie's wardrobe from washed-out band shirts to higher quality blacks. He genuinely loves Eddie's edgy style and loves giving him the means to elevate his wardrobe. Eddie is also down to try some new things so Tan gets him in heels and a badass black skirt with fishnets at some point, which he ROCKS. He also takes Eddie to a fashion designer so that they can design a new Hellfire shirt and Corroded Coffin merch together while doing some bonding.
Jonathan is HORRIFIED when he finds out that Eddie's only grooming product is a 13-in-1 shampoo/soap/face wash/shaving cream/toothpaste/body milk/motor oil kinda thing. That doesn’t stop him from swooning over Eddie's locks non-stop. He never even suggests cutting Eddie’s hair: he fixes up his bangs a little bit and gives him some good oils for curly hair that give him a major glow-up. (He also tries to talk him into a proper skincare routine but everybody knows it’s not gonna last more than approximately 1.4 days)
Antoni literally cries when he sees the Munsons’ sad tiny kitchen and has Bobby swear he’ll give them something better in their new home. Eddie has the weirdest eating habits, he loves completely gross combinations like honeycombs in orange juice or chocolate with cheese. Antoni is slightly concerned but mostly impressed by his boldness. Eddie isn’t a bad cook per se, but he’s very experimental and completely unhinged in the kitchen, so Antoni tries teaching him some guest-friendly meal that won’t make anybody’s tastebuds implode. Eddie isn’t that into it but he tries his best to impress Antoni because, let’s be honest, Antoni is hot and exactly Eddie’s type.
Karamo teaches Eddie that he needs to heal on the inside as well as the outside. He takes him outside of Hawkins, to a Lord of the Rings convention in the city, somewhere he can be himself completely and leave the ugly comments he still has to deal with everyday behind him. Eddie doesn’t exactly like to talk about everything that happened to him, but Karamo takes his time to break him down and build him back up again. He also invites Eddie’s band/D&D friends to join them for a while, in order to make Eddie talk to them about his traumas, and to show him that his friends will always support him. It’s tough for Eddie, but in the end, it really helps him trust his friends and himself again.
At the house reveal, Eddie sees Wayne cry for the first time in his life. His uncle just BREAKS when he sees Eddie’s awestruck face; he can’t stop sobbing and he needs Bobby to hold him. Eddie himself can’t stop grinning the whole time. Everybody he cares about is there and the trailer park almost seems like a beautiful place.
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When the fab5 are slowly all catching up with The Rookie. 😂😂😂
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Watching Queer Eye is better than therapy - I said what I said
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Wait so both Young Justice Core Four and Justice League have appeared in the Wayne Family Adventures so WHEN IS FAB FIVE TITANS TIME (will also accept other Titans tbh - Kori, Raven, Joey, Gar, Vic, etc.)
(I also want Rose and Eddie but that feels almost like demanding too much)
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Lost control of my train of thoughts about the parallels between eon and chesroy and end up trying to pair the fab5 with Leon, Chris, Claire, Jill, and Rebecca. Anyways, what I got was:
- Roy and Leon : this is one the most obvious one since the two have a lot in common
- Dick and Chris : this one also feel obvious even though they probably aren't very alike the same way Roy and Leon are
- Wally and Rebecca: there wasn't much thought into this one, just science, and bc they are close to Dick and Chris (not necessarily with the same levels of closeness since Wally and Dick seem to be a lot closer than Rebecca and Chris)
Garth and Claire (?): look I don't know them very well and this is based solely on Claire's work for TerraSave and Garth's being an ambassador of Atlantis.
Donna and Jill: my first option was to pair Donna with Claire, bc she sees Dick as a brother and vice versa. But Jill feels like a better choice, since she also is close to Chris and her time being controlled by Wesker reminds me of Donna's time in New Cronus and under the control of the Titans (the ones from the Greek myths, not the superhero team)
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it’s not fair to you to put yourself in a corner and for everyone else to be living free.
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I've been watching "queer eye- we're in Japan!" And it's so good. The fab 5 are just so nice, I love seeing them change people's lives. Last week I got back from Japan - visiting my obaachan (grandma). It made me think, and I realized I didn't really know much about the queer community in Japan, and I don't really know any Japanese LGBTQ celebrities, except "Matsuko deluxe". When I was there I saw a few gay couples holding hands & some political posters supporting the lgbtq community. After looking into it, it seems like the majority of people in Japan are supportive of the queer community , or don't really care. Gay marriage is not recognized by the government & gay couples are legally not allowed to adopt kids. But then I look at the US who has its own set of problems for the LGBTQ community. In one of the episodes, they mentioned that Japan has a big thing with conformity , and that is so true. Sometimes I think how different my life would be if I had grown up in Japan.
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Happiest of birthdays to my handsome nephew @ttrejonnn !! Love You and hope you have the most wonderful day 🖤 #fab5 #birthdayseason #decemberbaby #nephew #family #love https://www.instagram.com/p/CmeZdM_LhwgTlNDdIN4hS9Ijf99L4EhqX__ivM0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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GROOM SQUAD - #Fab5 @nick__yd @effortlessly_fly @kingacedolla @c_castillo__ #NoIGDHos 🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾 It just took about a week or so to get all these photos together from last Saturday, June 4th. Big S/O to everyone who helped make this night happen, to all that attended, and to all that missed out… FYI: That was just the engagement party, wait till next year!!! IT’S LIT🔥🔥🔥 #DameAndEli #DandE #CelebrateLove #NightOfLove #EffortlesslyFly #WereEngaged #EngagementParty #ReliveTheMagic #PicsAreSavedOnTheHighlights #YourPartyCouldNever (at Brooklyn, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/CeubrOIrbYg/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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good to know queer eye germany makes me sob just as much as the american version lol
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And to be honest it’s 100% the fault of how these people use social media. White people, cishet people, men- normally they didnt have such unlimited access to minority social circles and they definitely didnt go looking for them. But how do you ban straight people from joining a gay forum for example? There’s zero boundary or privacy so all these bigots are looking in like a voyeur into the lives of others and then suddenly every single word of AAVE is free game, everyone has a gaydar, everyone can clock the transgirl and everyone’s trap joke is hilarious and every opinion matters. And more importantly even if it doesnt matter theres nothing you can do about it. What do you do if suddenly 60 thousand strangers decide you seem gay in a video of you and your girlfriend? Are you supposed to block all 10 thousand commenters? Or delete your video that people have already taken and reposted? Nobody has dignity or privacy to begin with and it falls into the negative when you’re part of a minority.
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