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forsakenstring6 · 1 year

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I harassed a local blockbuster in my dream.

Explanation first, as you won't understand anything if i dont give a little explaino.

In the real world, there's a remote that I've seen around where there's a little microphone button and you can just say "youtube" or "channel 5" and it would go there.

I've used it before. First, I turned on a video, then paused it. I then walked out of the room, very far, point the remote in the opposite direction, press the button, and the paused video began playing again. This is the basis for my dream.

Now onto the dream.

In the dream, there was a blockbuster shockingly close to my house.

Like the blockbuster was practically our neighbor. Which is funny because we still had Netflix lmao.

But I progress. The blockbuster, which for quickness purposes ill just call the BB, had a TV and one of those remotes, and during work hours it just constantly played like a little looping GIF of the stuff you could get at BB. Now, I didn't get any of this info in my dream, but, like, I feel like the reasoning is that when store closes, those whos shifts still run, watch some stuff on the little flat-screen TV. And oh my God them shifts must be long cause it was night in the dream.

Now, here's where the dream's plot happens.

I didn't steal the remote, but I still had it, just a slip, a mistake, a goofer doofer loofer gigantisourus goof on the hands of the BB employees. So I decided to do a little trolling.

I spoke into the mic, said, "youtube, welcome old fnf", it instantly plays, and I set the volume until I can hear its horrendous volume from my house. Something slightly as weird as the Netflix thing, if I were to have used the remote irl, like outside of this dream, it would only show the search results and you would have to pick the right video. So it doesn't logically make sense. But, however, I did this for days and days and so many days that many men could never dream or think to ever count them all before dying of old age or starvation or thirst or disease or whatnot. Best part? Never got caught. Ever. I harassed this fictional local blockbuster for days and days and nobody batted an eye. I was IN the blockbuster in the dream, and nobody saw the remote.

TL;DR: I had a dream where got a blockbusters remote and played welcome old so loud I could hear it from my house.

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explainervideoss-blog · 5 years

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yelskamy · 5 years

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To Sai; Hypothetically, if I were to accidentally push you down some stairs, remember this is only hypothetical, do you think you would survive or would you need a bit more to kill you? Not asking for any reason, just curious, I swear. - Yukimura Kano

I thought we were friends Kano :(

Nothing can kill me, I wear a kevlar vest because of my beef with the mafia. Thanks.

- Saito Genichiro

#saito #ask #cori tag #it's ya twink #why tf does kano want my son dead cori explaino

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clockwrkcabaret · 3 years

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