#except for u old gods

[all-hail-moon-dogs]

fiction podcasts will be like *thinly veiled metaphor for how capitalism is the true evil* but their production companies are busy committing worker exploitation

#podcast unions should get started asap #like pls #let's get it going #except for u old gods #ur the real ones #the ogs #and like nightvale #everyone else better watch out i'm coming for you #rusty quill #rusty quill network #tma #the magnus archives #penumbra podcast #the penumbra podcast #tanis #this isn't really a shitpost this is kinda real tbh

[stevebabey]

i love u x reader fics and i will never abandon u but dear god [shivers] the steve harrington x reader tag is shit on a level of epic proportions like sweet jesus

#except for u luveline #it’s just. daddy kink. cream pie. taylor swift inspired fic that has the most ooc steve ever #just 30+ yr olds writing au ooc smut over and over #about the like 19 yr old character #bleh. bleh bleh bleh #i’m on my hater game today #i see why the ppl who don’t like x reader avoid that shit like the plague #someone was complaining about the SAME thing as me in that tag. and had tagged it as x reader w a bunch of different characters #why #like dear fucking god ur so close to having two brain cells to rub together #and yet so far #ruby.txt #delete later

[junebugtwin]

WOE: ANCIENT UNFINISHED MS PAINT MADOKA MAGICA ANIMAITON BE UPON YEE!

#not worm #madoka magica #puella magi madoka magica #madoka kaname #pmmm #homura akemi #pmmm kyubey #animation #my art #theres no rhyme or reason behind me posting this btw #except for the fact that i am CONSTANTLY fighting myself in a battle to post all of my old weird animations on here on a daily basis #u guys have no IDEA the kind of eldritch horrors i am saving u from having to witness... #madoka magica spoilers #i guess???? it came out in 2011 sooo...oh god 2011.....

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

#man ive never seen an eating disorder kill someone else besides a parent infecting a child but my nana is really trying #shes like 1000% orthotexic. will not eat anything not filled with vegetables or fat. and my grandpa is 87yo with a heart condition currentl #in the hospital for covid bc thry went to Christmas church and dont believe in being vaccinated and my dad is so frustrated #bc he knows his mom is not gonna give his dad hearty foods. he needs to eat like protein shakes and meat and ice cream. anything thats not #her cooking which sucks on top of being extremely healthy. except its not healthy bc they dont eat a balanced diet #so its my nanas eating disorder killing her husband and shes so fucking frustrating. im like 99% sure she has obsessive compulsive #personally disorder bc she fits to a T and has zero insight. she may have full on 0cd bc talking to my dad he has more obvious 0cd #compulsions than i do. he used to say phrases before going to bed and would take 2 steps across the floor to prevent bad things from #happening. so like im pretty sure my nana is where i get my perfectionism and 0cd. god. i wish i could express how fucked up she is #like my dad said at least he had a stable home to grow up in but like she has zero sympathy for other people. cannot look past herself. wil #not wear a mask bc she doesnt care enough abt other ppl. my dad was like: u would not have survived in that house. which is fair bc i am #barely keeping it together coming from a stable home with two sympathetic parents who i know love me #and like its sad that they're suffering the effects of buying into the fox news bullshit and its killing them #but also. genuinely. i think theyre not very good ppl. theyre the type of people who think they're better bc they're religious. white. and #thin. and theyre not better thsn anyone. their grandchildren cant stand them. well cant stand her at least. papa is just quite so its hard #to say what hes thinking. apparently he was confused last night and saying something about eating dinner on the golf course. which sounds #nicer thsn being in the hospital lol. ugh. he seems not long for this world tbh. may he pass peacefully to b with his 1st wife who died of #brain cancer at age like 20 or something. so it goes. bleh. how many funerals are intended for me in the next 5 years? hopefully none but #that seems improbable with the unspoken drain circling that seems to b going on in this family. old age and like almost 10 years of cancer #defying the stats but for how much longer? #i dunno. its just so weird to watch these things happen and not talk about it directly to the other ppl who see it #i worry that ill come off as too callose or inappropriate bc i have that tendency when something bad is happening but thats everyone else #excuse? idk i just feel like its better to talk abt things #unrelated #ed mention #i tell u this so i can say these things to someone and also bc if i were u. i would like to hear the drama #bc im nosey and i assume other r too ;-]

[dishsaop]

does anyone have recommendations for fictional media that has like. actual lesbians in it. not like supergirl Two White Skinny Girls, One Blonde and One Brunette Kiss media, or "its implied lesbianism!!!" but just regular fucking lesbians

#i say lesbians but i guess i mean sapphic #im just like. tired of gnawing #and of men also. sorry men in my life i love you but on god if i have to pretend one more man is butch just to get #content that isnt m/m or m/f im going to turn into a horse and run into the wilderness until im saved from the glue factory by a plucky #young woman except instead of letting her have her formative summer where she trains me and bonds w me and wins a competition w me #im going to commit horse suicide in front of her & change her life forever. just because im so tired of bland CW-marketable women kissing & #digging for scraps in a refuse bin while brushing aside 7002993829292929939292929399394 gay and het romances #m text #i will also take nonfictional lesbians if its like a story #not to be whiny on main but one of the hardest hurdles i had to jump wasnt realizing i was a lesbian. i came out to myself and to friends a #lesbian multiple times. but i would always walk it back when a friend would express doubt or a male friend would ask me out #bc i dont and especially then didnt know very many lesbians in person. and so i had to turn to examples #and all i fucking had were fictional women who liked men. or fictional lesbians who were so cleaned and sanitized and prettified #(you all know what i mean right. the 2 skinny white girls one blonde one brunette. im not crazy right) #and i would be like. i dont feel things when i look at these fictional lesbians so i guess i belong back here #(this is also bc my gender ended up being fuckier than i realized but shhhhh) #I WAS GOING SOMEWHERE WITH THESE TAGS but theyre too long and im lost. #anyway the point is if people werent so fucking weird abt fictional or onscreen lesbians maybe thered be a lot more people comfortable bein #out as lesbian #like sorry but this awful ouroboros of 'all lesbians onscreen have to be cute and sanitized' meaning that people write and believe wlw has #to be cute and pure and sanitized (OR a 'badge of honor' bc good for u u doodled two women together or had it as a background in ur fic) #meaning that therefore all portrayals of lesbianism continue to be like this. is just #and im also gonna be honest theres probably a lot of good sapphic media im just in the wrong circles to have stumbled into lol. so #yknow. personal viewer bias here #but i still like swing wildly between overly brandishing my dykeness as a badge to feel like im proving im lesbian #and like. backing up under a blanket bc i dont wanna be weird or annoying or freak people out #but if people just Saw Normal Ass Lesbians. aough. #im going to watch revolutionary girl utena one of these days even if i struggled w the writing style the first few episodes #I JUST WANNA SEE AN OLD BUTCH ONSCREEN GET SOME PUSSY. #like it also doesnt help im mostly femme4butch so seeing 2 femmes on screen is like. okay cool so what. but only femmes are 'marketable'

[didsomeonesayventus]

One day im going to fuss out the theological like. Assignments structure whatever of the emblems in the divine dragon church (i guess like sorts of guardian spirits or angels or some sort of equivalent that i dont have the vocab for) and also fuss out how at least the royals end up when folded into the faith as saints, part of a semi-desperate bid by alear to immortalize what he can of his friends

(it only partly works because in canonizing them they are forever part of the faith but they are aggrandized and sanctified and thus stripped of some of the human flaws and quirks that made alear so fall in love with them in the first place and so their memory is forever and forever it is tainted)

#katie rambles #needless worldbuilding? yeah. always. #anyways i get sad thinking about this so much that like #one day it really hits alear that his friends are growing old. they're going to die one day. #and he rushes over to his church like 'im god right i can do what i want right then everyone who fought with me is getting sainted' #he doesnt like flexing his title or abusing it but this is an exception #because this way there's always going to be a record of them right he can always keep some memory of them right #and then years down the line having a second realization that they are preserved #but they are perfect. too perfect perhaps. #and they are slipping away from him still #and now he's simply made it worse by clinging to the icons made in their image and the prayers that catch in his throat #(be sad with me damn u all) #fe engage #fe17

[heartual]

waaaaghhh

#🍄.txt #i lost so much weight being sick in 2021 and finally got back around to where i used to be earlier last year #except w starting birth control this is now the heaviest i’ve ever been 😭 #IMAGINE my struggle with clothes the last three years. omfg #before that too actually when i first got sick in 2018 too 😭 #tried on pants i got at the beggining of 2023 that i went a size down in bc my normal size was too baggy #they were borderline trying to unzip on me as i sat down and cut off my circulation GODDBYEEEE #i swear that bc has only stopped my period and made me put on weight more easily #CAN U TREAT THE OTHER PCOS SYMPTOMES TOO PLEASE #i haven’t weighed myself in months PUGHHHH i do not wish to see because it’s going to give me a very very bad complex about my weight again #*w my > #the changes w body in the last few years i am going insane please pick one range please i beg #OUUUGGGHHHHHH #it’s not even the weight anymore like i’ve tried to leave most of the internalized fatphobia in high school #but by god are clothes stressful with significant weight changes #also my mom with an eating disorder she won’t acknowledge or go to therapy for constantly being ‘concerned’ for my wellbeing #i finally don’t want to kill myself but god forbid … some of the medicación makes me gain weighte…… #anyway. i yam frustrated a little bit #took advantage of old navy’s 50% off sale and got some shorts and pance in a more comfy size at least #amanda small win 💪 #should be here in april 1st which is not giving me high hopes already 😭 but we move! #weight mention #ed mention

[autistic-katara]

i need to read some fanfiction before i actually kill myself

#cant even get into why bcz holy fuck #this is way more complicated than it needs to be and no one’s told me anything except the person whos supposedly in the wrong #god i hate mentally ill 13 year olds theyre the worst ppl to be around #and i’m saying that as someone who was one a couple years ago #no one’s telling me anything but whatever the fucks going on here’s making you assholes mentally worse on all sides #and jesus fuck none of u r communicating with eachother either and all i’m hearing is one side of the story but apparently there’s more tha #i’m not being told for some reason #and i really wish i could stay out of this but i can’t bcz one of the ppl involved is my sibling the other is either the problem or being #gaged up on depending on who u ask and the other others trying to kill themself over this and i had to be the dick who called their mum at #10pm and just jesus christ guys what r ur fucking problems every one of u get therapy bcz u seriously need it #ok i guess i did get into it nvm #cw suicide #vent #(?) #what was this post about again? #oh yeah gonna go read fanfic to try nd calm myself down after my go-to unhealthy coping mechanism didn’t work #then maybe i can FINALLY finish writing #ryan shut the fuck up

[sunnibits]

anyways not to pull out the “I’m literally neurodivergent and a minor” card but I honestly something makes the whole Discourse™️ thing in this fandom extra funny for me is the fact that I’m a minor (or at least will be for two more months lmao) and most of the people I see arguing all the time are like. grown ass adults in their 20s and 30s. like I’m sorry but isn’t it my job to be annoying and immature on the internet?? and y’all’s job to mind ur own business and be normal???? I think someone missed a memo here like don’t y’all have taxes to do or something 🤨 stop writing 2k+ word discourse posts online and go grocery shopping girl. your bread is literally growing mold as we speak

#why are you sending suicide bait to a teenager on tumblr dot com. aren’t you supposed to be like. mature #it’s so hysterical #idk I’m sure some of the ppl being annoying are teenagers #but like I will literally see people posting the most insane nonsense and then find out they’re 30+ 💀 #what tf are you doing #you got bills to pay buddy. you got other shit to do with ur time. #like that post ab how 14 year olds should never be argued with online bc they’re 14. except y’all are literally working full time jobs #pls don’t misunderstand me I don’t mean this post like ‘ewww old adults’ lmao god can you imagine. #im just joking around bc it’s funny #but it genuinely boggles my brain how some of u take the discourse SO seriously but you don’t even have the excuse of being a teenager. #how is it that important to you. what r u doing. get off ur phone for like two seconds go walk outside. talk to real people lmaooo #and don’t get me wrong I’m sure I’ve been guilty of being an Annoying Minor before. but at least I’m not making callout posts shdghdgg #idk sorry for being salty I try not to put my toe into this stuff but sometimes I can’t resist

[ufolvr]

Man I forget that not everyone likes the villains I like so youll straight up see posts like The hero should've just bashed their head in and it's

#the psimon tag is very barren except for that which is like at the top of the results #no shade to whoever posted that obvs u have ur views on those two and its fine its just not what i was looking for #📡 incoming transmission 📡 #btw i cant figure out how i feel about him bc dead god he's fucking old innit

[opens-up-4-nobody]

I honestly don't know if I could have earned my undergrad degree if not for YouTube teaching videos and text to speech features for reading pdfs

#i just cannot read. too dyslexic. #god. if i could read i would be unkillable. i could code. i could learn abt lots of things #u dont understand how discouraging it is to spend hours trying to read a paper and just retaining none of it #i love to learn. i just wish everything with audio. except i also have issues with audio lol so i need the written and the verbal #i was just watching a video on jaccard similarly for a micobial network analysis thing #i spent hours today trying to understand the code description and then i do to a video description of jaccard #and im like oh. that fucking makes sense its just scoring the fucking overlap across samples dumbass #god bless the people making those videos. they got me thru math and chem and cell bio and stats and r coding #if i lived in any pre internet time idk what id do. not be an academic i guess #bc if i had to read physical books i would cry everyday and get no where #sometimes. dyslexia. makes. me. sad. #my dyslexia assessment says im smart when not constrained by language and time. which is like cool. fucking. that's really annoying #i crumble under time constraints and i cant intake or articulate info. great. rip #ugh. annoying. shout out to my dad for afflicting me with this curse. the dyslexia genes r so fucking strong from his family #me. my sisters and my cousin r all varying degrees of dyslexic #if u ask me to read and unknown word aloud its extremely embarrassing. im like a 4 year old guessing at words lol #i have 2 advanced stem degrees and very low reading comprehension #i love to read. i just wish i could read #unrelated

[coquelicoq]

tfw u take off ur clothes 2 disguise urself as ur friend's dead body so that the jailers (ur in jail btw) will bury u instead of ur friend in the jail graveyard after which u will dig ur way out & escape, only they tie a cannonball 2 ur feet & throw u in the sea instead, & u only survive bc u r able 2 saw off the cannonball using ur dead friend's knife which u brought w u in case u were discovered & had 2 stab sumbody, & thankfully u happen 2 b a champion swimmer & sailor (ur a sailor by trade btw) & so r able 2 swim out 2 an island a league away just as a terrible storm strikes, & as ur riding out the storm on this island, pondering how 2 keep from starving 2 death &/or dying of thirst &/or being manhunted once the jailers discover uve gone missing, a ship is wrecked on the rocks & the sailors drown right in front of u, & then in the morning after the storm clears u see a smuggler's ship abt 2 pass by the island, so u swim out 2 last night's shipwreck, take the cap of 1 of the drowned sailors, & call out 4 the smugglers 2 rescue u, & after a harrowing near-drowning they succeed in pulling u out of the water by ur hair & u come 2 on their deck surrounded by the captain & crew & manage 2 convince them, w the aid of the cap u took from the wreck, that u were the sole survivor of the ship that wrecked last night, & when the captain is like so wut r we sposed 2 do w u now lol, ur like there is nary a port in the mediterranean i could not navigate in2 or out of w my eyes closed, & the captain's like ok lol ill believe that when i c it (rolling his eyes & making the jerkoff motion behind ur back) & ur like, ill prove it 2 u right now, & hes like, b my guest, so u take the helm & perform an impressive nautical maneuver that has everybody staring @ u in amazement, totally in awe of u 4 ur brains & ur brawn alike, & ur like (all casual, like u didnt just figuratively blow them out of the water) so just leave me in a port sumwhere & sum1 will hire me, or if u like wut u c i can just stay w u & work off the cost of the food & clothing u will provide 4 me, and that's when i remembered that edmond dantès was naked the entire time. he stripped back in prison before his escape so as to better resemble a cadaver and he's been in his birthday suit ever since. dude stole a cap from a dead sailor to sell his shipwreck survivor story and was otherwise as bare as the day he was born. he's in the process of dying of hunger and thirst and he just takes over the helm totally buck naked to pass the captain's navigation test. cap perched jauntily on his forehead, tangled hair and beard plastered to his skin, junk dangling in the breeze as he gives an impromptu demonstration of his sailing skills. imagine being a crewmember watching the drowned rat of a man you just heroically rescued from the jaws of death turn around and do this. how would you even react. who does that? like he's a better sailor than all of you combined but where are his pants. where the fuck are his pants??

#tfw u r naked & u need 2 pretend 2 b the victim of a shipwreck so u steal a cap BUT NO OTHER CLOTHING #okay so you were shipwrecked and you've been stranded all night and you somehow lost all of your clothes EXCEPT YOUR HAT? #IN WHAT WORLD IS THAT A LIKELY HAPPENSTANCE SIR #i feel like the hat would be one of the first articles of clothing to go #given how easy it was for you to find a cap bobbing around in the water BUT NOT ANY OTHER CLOTHES #BC THOSE CLOTHES WERE STILL ON THEIR BODIES #LIKE YOURS WOULD BE IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY ONE OF THE SAILORS YOU'RE PRETENDING TO BE #but whatever because the smugglers didn't question it #okay but my actual favorite part of this whole scene is when the guy who rescued him is like dude i almost didn't rescue you because #your hair and beard were so long i thought you were a brigand #and edmond is like oh this old beard? this is because i made a vow ten years ago that if god delivered me from imminent danger #i would not cut my hair or beard for ten years. and guess what! my ten years is up today! #oh yeah?????? HOW CONVENIENT #a;skdfhaldskfas edmond you fucking weirdo how are they buying this your story is so ridiculous!!! #the count of monte cristo #my posts #f #anyway i got to 'je vous rembourserai ma nourriture jusque-là et les habits que vous allez me prêter' and was like. WAIT A SECOND #DUDE IS NUDE RN #dude stole a cap and was like yeah i think that covers it. i am going to convince the shit outta these guys #and in fairness to him. he did convince them. they bought it hook line and sinker #but from a doylist perspective i'm like REALLY DUMAS? REALLY??? #that's 19e siècle lit for ya

[alilweirddragon]

"we don't follow the main stream media cuz we're Gods children. We aren't sheep." bitch you're still a fucking sheep you just follow someone else.

#just having one of those days lol #freshie txt #re thinking how ive been raised and taught again #do you realise how long it took me to get rid of my inner homophobia/ #transphobia cuz of what my mother fucking taught me?? #4 fucking years #and that was when i started school learned what it was met all my queer friends and realised I TOO WAS QUEER #the fucking catholics claiming they *arent sheep* cuz they dont listen to other people when they themselves believe in a fucking 2000yo book #that has literallly no meaning or worth in the modern world #the world fucking changes what dont you get??? #and i highly doubt ur precious fucking god would be concerned about people being happy with each other #hes probs more concerned about dipshits like u who think theyre oH sO gReAt aNd hUmBLe #ur literally like the assholes in the old testament that went to the temple and bragged about themselves #literally every catholic i met (except for a few) only cared about themselves #i KNO there are good Catholics and christians out therr but jfc theyre fucking hard to find #i only kno 1 who is Catholic/christian and is supportive of the lgbtq community and guess what?? #shes ONLINE #honestly kinda wish i knew her irl so i could give her a hug #sorry for the vent /rant #vent

[werewolfpony]

yea... ive got a Few pony books ^^;;

i luv my collection so much! im 1000% going to be adding more in time 🌈🦄📘

#my little pony #mlp #my little pony books #mlp fim #brony #<- srry for tht 😔 #shoutouts to thriftbooks dot com... these r all 2nd hand except the idw comics. i luv u used books #if anyones interested in seeing any of the books/their pages closer lmk! :3 im happy to show em off #oh my fucking god u can see my old framed photo of sebastian stan NO BDHZJD #mine

[crossbackpoke-check]

do u ever speak too soon & immediately regret it.

#yes this is about the trade that just happened three minutes ago #clown shoes of prophecy in the tumblr tags #no i am not Doing Well #I THOUGHT I WAS GODDAMN SAFE FROM THE BRUINS #to be deleted but i am literally resisting the urge to screech like a feral animal in the gym right now i am being soooooo normal #WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME PERSONALLY SPECIFICALLY I’M GOING TO CRY INTO A HOLE I CAN’T DO THIS NARRATIVE IT’S ONLY DYLAN LEFT YOU TOOK HIM #i have to pretend to be normal :) i have to take an exam :) and function as a human being :) instead of crouching like a bug on the floor #and then i will come home and open up the notes app i made two (?) years ago that says ‘if tyler bertuzzi ever gets traded it’s-’ #& everyone will be suffering with me. sorry not sorry for the influx of sad bertuzzi posts that are coming like i have Such a relationship #with him as a player &i know he’s the worst but also it really sucks to watch every guy you thought was the core of ur team get traded away #purely narratively speaking in all bemoaning etc etc etc except for the part where we don’t have a gritty net front presence now & #who’s gonna be larks & lucas’ winger & i just cried about tyler in a fight the other day because mickey said ‘i’m sure he wants to protect #those hands but sometimes you can’t you gotta do it for the boys’ & i think mickey said ‘they’ as in the team wants him to not hurt his hand #again but he has to fight & if that isn’t also v much a part of the old gods detroit it was always tyler champion of blood & guts & giving #& regardless of hockey (EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT IT WAS FOR DRAFT PICKS I HATE DRAFT PICKS WHAT ARE U GONNA DO WITH THOSE like at least if #it’s for a guy i could maybe learn to love him but you never remember who you traded to get those draft picks unless it’s narratively r #relevant later but right now it feels like it’s for nothing & i don’t want to learn to love some new guy in five years i miss tyler already) #anyway. ik full well this won’t cause me to actually finish tyler borzoituzzi bc i haven’t even properly started it but i can dream of spite

[xxstaystillxx]

Oh dude I just finished reading the doc (saved it for the witching hour) but oh man thank you so much for sharing. I've been. Kind of very obsessed with everything you write and draw and reading 29 pages of you and your co-creator's thoughts has been such a delight. Felt kind of like a gift. I really just loved tiny edgelord Mikey pretending to be all tough and shit but really being scared as balls (by the roadkill, by the dead body, by being a fag) and Gerard fucking feeding off that fear. Loved it. Also Gerard's snuff videos, boys that look like Mikey, the necrophilia, the gun in Mikey's mouth, the bathtub scene, fucking delicious, all of it.

Uh. Anyway. Thank you for sharing the doc. I had a ton of fun reading it. Loved it, even. Hope u have a good day!

GOD thank you i do not know how to handle all this praise but know i am gigglinf and kicking me feet

#EEEE i love it when u guys pick up on all the Things like MY THINGS!! U UNDER #STAND #UNDERSTAND #i took my boyfriends wisdom tooth painkillers fucking jeff realness moment #wait is his nane spelled geoff? #god seriously like......im thinking about #all my othwr old drafts #the ones thatre just like soooo close to being finished except for a crucial scene that evades ke #or a chunk of text thats so obnoxious i cant stand it #mrghfbgbjfjf ive been trying for three years to finish out all my okd shit i will do it eventually but i am old and my back hurts