#exactly like thor

[the-mjolnir-owner]

Would you say that Loki shows his love for you by deliberately missing the main arteries when he stabs you?

"Anon, I don't know what he told you but Loki's not as smart as he claims to be. He misses the main arteries because he sucks in biology, else he'd have figured out he was a giant ages ago."

#thor's tea today is scalding #and he doesn't even like tea #jk when loki meant to kill thor he used the destroyer #way more effective than a dagger #should have used the destroyer against thanos too but #loki has 1 brain cell #exactly like thor #poor frigga fightinh to keep them alive for so long #anonymous

[musclesandhammering]

Once again thinking about how every single one of Loki’s emotional problems stems from his abandonment and rejection issues, which originated from him being rejected and abandoned as an infant.

#like literally. all of them. #his trust issues. his insecurity issues. his desperation to prove himself. his feeling of having no place and no purpose. his jealousy. #every single emotional problem he has ultimately can be traced back to deep seated feelings of rejection and abandonment #and the first and most scarring abandonment he ever had was when his bio father left him to die #like even though he doesn’t consciously remember it #it definitely screwed him up for life #i just love that all of his angst over all of the projects he’s been in can be traced back to the 1 thing marvel doesn’t wanna talk about #his adoption/heritage #it’s so tragically poetic #and this exactly why it needs to be brought up way more than it is #jotun loki #loki Laufeyson #loki meta #thor 2011 #Loki series #Laufey #odin

[worstloki]

Do you think Thor ever gets tired of the himbo jokes? People always valuing his physical strength like he’s got nothing else to offer but good cheer and a strong swing

#like Thor knows when he’s standing next to Loki people are going to assume he’s stup!d #that he’s ignorant of customs and makes mistakes out of oblivity #do you think that ever bothers him as much as it’s a saving grace #that people will assume the best of his mistakes because he must not have known what the better decision was #when actually maybe he DID make a mistake #maybe he knew exactly what he was doing and had different reasons for choosing what he did #do you think being let off the hook for mistakes regularly helped him build the arrogance he had by Thor 1

[the-lekhika]

just read a post (well, it was an hc, you can think up whatever you want but still) which could be put as that if series!loki met thor and was given a choice to stay with either thor or the tva gang, he would select the tva people and honestly that breaks my heart so much

#brodinsons #anti loki series #it mentioned something like “loki growing out and looking beyond his family” #ffs family isn't exactly like a hobby you can grow out of. #it's people. IT'S THOR #loki #thor #og loki supremacy

[nostalgia-tblr]

I reckon I have at least one more sifki fic in me, somewhere. Because look:

They've definitely fucked, haven't they? (I made a gif to prove it. It's a fact now. A gif-proved fact.) There's a turbulent history there, I know it in my bones. I want to squish them together on the virtual page and see whether they fight or they fuck, or if - which I think is most likely - they do both of those things and also at least one of them cries for the lost innocence of the past and for the lost hopes of a misplaced future.

#fun with gifs #sifki #and u kno... the best thing about non-canon pairings is you can just make up EVERYTHING. #so i can make them exactly as functional or dysfunctional as i please #(let's be real i'm gonna go with dysfunctional here like i usually do) #I JUST THINK THAT SIF'S DISTRUST AND DISMAY IN THIS MOVIE COME FROM A VERY PERSONAL PLACE #one might even say from an INTIMATE place (just so we're all on the same page here: i'm saying that they've fucked at some point) #thor movies

[queen-boudicca]

Someone: ugh marvel sucks now

Me: you're so right, 100%, agree completely

Someone: they peaked in endgame

Me: ...

#i will never understand why people like endgame #i mean i hated infinity war bc it had to do the contrived shit where very powerful characters had to be very foolish #bc otherwise they could win immediately #and the way that they decided saving vision was more important than the hundreds of wakandans that would die instead #and many many other reasons #but endgame was a billion times worse #it had exactly one redeeming quality and that was Steve using Thor's hammer #but even that was undercut by his ending so #anyway Steve should've done the snap and Tony should've retired to be with his family #and also everything else about that movie sucked too #god the fucking “”“girl power”“” shot where all the women come together to help a man when they should've just given it to Captain marvel #way to admit you have zero female characters by the way #also way to disrespect black widow like where was her wreath during the funeral scene?? #anyway there's a billion more problems with that movie but my point is people will be like “everything after endgame sucks” #and I'm like my guy everything after whatever movie was before infinity war sucks #tbf i heard the new black panther and guardians are good #but I've stopped giving marvel my money so #marvel #anti endgame #anti marvel

[theironcan]

fruity ??🤔🤔

You are my child.

But yes. I’ve checked out half the members of the team.

#not grossly ofc #but who doesn’t check out Thor and CAPTAIN AMERICA #not like they didn’t know #I didn’t exactly hide it #and they did it to me too because I’m gorgeous #well.. was gorgeous

[kraviolis]

with the rising fascism in the world, im not gonna trust any new medias with stories that make the villain an agent of chaos & terror while the hero/es fight to preserve the status quo.

#after 9/11 there was a rise in childrens media where this was exactly the case #a foreign threat to peace that must be eliminated #and sure there were a lot of good stories made with that format. doesnt erase the true intent being the message. #and now theres come a rise of stories with empires and dictators as villains who are destroyed by rebellions #a good example of the stories about preserving the status quo are literally all of the marvel movies #thats why ragnarok was breath of fresh air. they didnt preserve the legacy of someone who destroyed thousands in the name of 'keeping peace #odin's legacy was burned to ash and thor put his people first. #another example is HP. even the newest stories set hundreds of years in the past still aim to preserve the status quo #and make the oppressed trying to fight back into villains by giving them really good points and then making them into murderers #a good example of a story that does the OPPOSITE is the owl house. god that show was so perfect. #just the subtle touch of luz's magic not having a white core like belos's in the end was so perfect. #making her final most powerful form look like a stereotypical villain with the black eyes and clothes and her dark magic?? #her palisman being able to shapeshift into stereotypically feared animals like spiders scorpions snakes and bats?? #the fact that she looked like a demon while belos was pretending to be carrying out the will of his god? that he was on some holy crusade? #belos believing himself to be the hero of the story even to the bitter end because he couldnt imagine that people he considers subhuman #had any right to life. that they werent just pests to be crushed in the name of his god. and in the end he was the one crushed like a bug. #so good. so good. so good. dana terrace i am kissing you #i like the owl house more than i like gravity falls and BOY is that saying something #krav talks

[woulddieforloki]

au where all the avengers live together in the tower/compound and one day nat and clint discover fan fiction and they're scrolling through ao3 laughing at the summaries and the tags of fics about the avengers and they find a fic that looks??? shockingly accurate to their actual life??? so they open it up and it's like a thousand words or so and it's an actual thing that happened to them? like, almost word-for-word, albeit with a few minor embellishments? and it's an embarrassing thing that happened to them, too, which is even worse.

but whatever. it's a fairly mundane conversation. it could have been a coincidence. so they keep looking through the fics, and there's another one that's exactly like something that happened to them. so they decide to check out the author's page, and, lo and behold, ThorsNumberOneHater has hundreds of fics, and they're all pretty much exact retellings of embarrassing things that have happened to the avengers.

oh, on a completely unrelated note, did I mention that Loki lives with them?

#loki gets an ao3 account and he uses it to shit on the avengers #he has like 10k subscribers and his fics are super popular #and everyone gushes about how this is exactly what they think the avengers would be like #and pretty much the only time he ever responds to comments is when people say things like ''haha tony's so funny'' #and loki just goes ''no he's not.'' #and if you did far enough back you'll find a comment where someone goes ''lol I love thor'' #and loki replies ''me too :)'' and it is the only positive thing he has ever said about any of the avengers in his fics or comments #(which is ironic given his chosen username) #back on my bullshit

[acertifiedmoron]

nobody ever talks about the anthropomorphic/humanoid feline variant with thor’s helmet

#'humanoid feline' why did i type that should i have just said furry #this is from dauterman and aaron's mighty thor run #the one where dauterman draws loki exactly like hiddleston and it was freaking me out #don't do it fellas don't draw comic characters like the actors no one asked for this #thorposting

[magnusmodig]

||. when thor does the hand thing like his momma

#(he's so much like her its so soft) #(looks like her / has her courage / has her care for the underdog / has her quirks / has her heart) #(he's her spitting image and its so soft) #(i'm so convinced odin met frigga and fell for her in the same way thor fell for jane and then he wanted frigga's bbies bc true love) #(and that he wanted his baby w frigga to be just as kind and good and have all of her goodness bc it's what he fell in love w her for) #(lo and behold that's exactly what happened and odinkindascreweditupalot) #(idk thinking abt dw!thor again) #( ooc . ) — stories that leap from the page .

[lokislittlesigyn]

Just saw a particular article claim that in Thor (2011) Loki “plots for the throne” and “sends Thor to Jotunheim”

… Are we still doing this? Are we really still doing this twelve years later? -w-

#‘THIS DELETED SCENE SHOWS THOR AND LOKI AS FRIENDS BEFORE RAGNAROK’ #…. yeah? #almost like they absolutely were friends #Loki just got treated poorly #yknow #as is established in the first thor film #but he never Plotted for the throne #the first thor film does not in Actual Absolutely Factual canon establish exactly why Loki has the throne #it simply Shows us that he does #but if we’re going off of deleted scenes #which we SHOULD be since those were seemingly cut for time and not content #Loki was GIVEN the throne #how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man #loki #loki my beloved #thor 2011

[worstloki]

been thinking of Loki as a vengeful ghost/demon that tries to kill Thor after dying on Jotunheim except instead of killing Thor straightup Thor's on a quest following a trail of weird clues and strange happenings across multiple realms sort of? so Loki is just leading him around not showing himself but very much heartbroken in the distance about how Thor just 'moved on'. Meanwhile on Thor's end it's very evident in how Thor handles quests once Loki is gone that he still follows all the advice and suggestions Loki made, and tries to consider what Loki would have done when he does things.

#im not writing it because i have too many works in progress already but do you see my vision #do you understand the vibe i am going for #tragic death Loki and Thor who never processed Loki's death beyond 'he's not here right now' #and this is maybe like. way after Loki's death. like at least a century later so no Thor doesn't immediately suspect anything #is it strange that he's witnessed multiple similar occurrences and connecting clues across multiple realms like they're for him? #yes. #but he thinks he's being so suave and detective about solving this mystery and suspects a powerful malicious demon figure to be behind it #not his dead brother who he feels wholly responsible for having died since he was the one that dragged them to Jotunheim for fun #Loki who died confused and resentful about so many things and upon realizing he's Not Exactly Stayed Dead deciding he was abandoned #because no one returned for his body but they also never explained anything to him which meant he had to seek answers himself AFTER HE DIED #reasonable to say he wasn't happy about it and isn't out to hurt random strangers #but Thor and Asgard? #he has a vendetta and he has it planned out so neatly #sans the part where he actually. kills Thor. because he only thinks he wants that #he would do it too if Thor didn't get reasonable about Loki wanting revenge at the end #'when did Thor get mature' Loki wonders bitterly. like it's such a mystery

[musclesandhammering]

So the first few reviews for Thor: Love and Thunder are out and they include: “not very good”, “not the sequel we were hoping for”, and “kind of a mess” and I can’t tell you how happy I am to see this movie fail.

#like I hate t*ika’s takes on everything so so much #and h*msworth is an asshole who’s gotten too big for his britches #and thinks he’s what made the Thor movies successful in the first place #lmaoo no sweetie people were watching for Loki #you know h*ddleston’s loki #the one you were so jealous of that you conspired with your shitty director friend to ruin his character #and this most recent failure doesn’t EXACTLY prove my point #but it definitely helps #Thor movies ain’t shit without loki #especially not t*ika’s Thor movies #I’m not even watching this but I know it’s gonna be a train wreck #and not the good kind #marvel kinda sucks now tbh #marvel wank #mcu wank #thor love and thunder #Thor love and Thunder criticism #negativity #personal #yes I’m bitter why do you ask

[nostalgia-tblr]

i think the problems in the first thor movie really started in that flashback scene where odin explains that he has two sons but only one throne and then he smiles at them and hands each of them a sword and says "you know what you have to do, boys"

#okay maybe it didn't go EXACTLY like that #but it did IN MY HEART #thor (2011) #brodinsons (battle royale version) #if you make them fight it out then you get the best king :) #or possibly a civil war? #if fandom is going to insist on the Jotun Orientalism thing there should at least be Ottoman Sultanate Succession fic u kno? #a system where people eventually went “you know what? there *is* such a thing as too much fratricide.” #personally i would keep the orientalism minimal by just borrowing the basic system of brother-murder and so on #we know thor (or his mum) is the favourite because he's in Asgard and thus close to the capital for when his dad dies #while poor unloved loki (and his less hot mum) is all the way over in jotunheim. so far to travel to compete for the throne :( #oh no i already see the flaw in this idea - i gave them both mothers! whose actions will make a difference to anything! silly me!

[tyrannuspitch]

wait hang on a second

two afterlives. valhalla, where the honourable go to train for the final battle at ragnarok. and. hel. whence the dishonourable... might be called up to fight against asgard at ragnarok. so:

a dishonourable death isn't just a tragedy. it's... joining the enemy.

thor and loki both die in thor 1 and meet again on the battlefield in the avengers. as enemies. whether they want to be or not.

the contrasting images of the glorious warriors of valhalla vs the monstrous hordes of the dead. vs the fact that they are both trapped in horrifying and violent cycles against their will!!

#space viking tag #i don't remember exactly what's in which source re: army of the dead on the 'chaos' side at ragnarok #like i don't know if i'm in myth or not rn #but STILL..... rotating it in my mind #meta #ch: loki #ch: thor #r: loki + thor #th: undeath + afterlife #th: war + apocalypse #th: monsterhood #th: saint thor #th: fate + hierarchy