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Cooking maafe today and thinking about a TikTok I saw a couple years ago where this guy was pretending to be a teacher and he was trying to get his student to repeat after him:
Teacher: "you don't-"
Student: "you don't-"
"have to add-"
"have to add-"
"Maggi-"
"Maggi-"
"to every stew."
"...... See, you just don't know how to cook 🙄😒"
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posi-pan · 9 months
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wayne brady is pansexual!!! 💗💛💙🥳
i’m pansexual. in doing my research, both with myself and just with the world, i couldn’t say if i was bisexual, because i had to really see what that was, especially because i really have not gotten a chance to act on anything. so, i came to pansexual because — and i know that i’m completely messing up the dictionary meaning — but to me, pan means being able to be attracted to anyone who identifies as gay, straight, bi, transsexual or non-binary. being able to be attracted across the board. and, i think, at least for me for right now, that is the proper place. i took pan to mean that not only can i be attracted to any of these people or types physically, but i could be attracted to the person that is there. i’ve dealt with the shame. a shame cake, just eating it every single day — and then worried about… people finding out. i’ve always had a wonderful community of friends who are in the lgbtq+ community, people that i’ve grown up with in shows, gays and lesbians, and, later in life, my trans relatives and my niece. i’ve always had that community, but i've always felt like a sham because i wasn’t being forthcoming with myself. i could speak out about black issues because i can’t hide that. and you can play at being an ally, but until the day that you can truly say, “this is who i am, and i wanna stand next to you,” that's not… i always wanted that day to come. i’ve told myself in the past, also, nobody needs to know my personal business. the world can absolutely go without knowing that wayne identifies as pan. but that gave me license to still live in the shadows and to be secretive. what does that feel like to actually not be shameful, to not feel like, “oh, i can’t be part of this conversation because i’m lying?” i had to break that behavior. i’m now trying to be the most wayne brady i can be. i don’t know about most, actually. i’m still coming together. but if i’m healthy, then i can go onstage at let’s make a deal and be the best wayne brady that everybody wants and expects. i can be the best dad that maile needs. i can be the best friend to mandie, the best son to my mother, and one day, the best partner to someone, because i’m doing this for me. not dating yet though! [laughs] i am single, but it’s not about being with someone right now. i’ve got some work to do still. then, wayne as a single, open-minded pansexual can make a decision and be free and open to other people.
i included more quotes from the article than just strictly pan related because it’s quite touching. good for him!!!! 🌈👏🥰
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sanaxo-o · 1 month
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We can’t be friends (Kevin Moon)
Warnings/genre: ah well lovers to strangers, misunderstandings, angst, hurt comfort at the end ig? Not proofread so let me know if there should be any corrections. Plz let me know if more warnings or anything should be here.
Word count: 1,340
Sana: I am back (only for a while lmao) and I present you my first ever Kevin Moon fic which I am slightly proud about. I had to write on we can’t be friends because yes. Like the song is just so SHSHSHDJD it’d be a crime if I did not do anything considering I am known (I like to believe that) for my fics which are inspired by songs. My all time favourite beta reader izzy is not available so no proofread because yas 👏. And a huge thanks to @mosviqu bar for making the banner despite it getting on her nerves. Love you loads mwah.
Tagging: @mosviqu @kimsohn @cloverdaisies
@o-onikix @quaissants @deoboyznet
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Date: March 30th 2024
Sitting in the corner of the room you stare at all the people mingling with each other, laughing and giggling as if everything is normal and going oh so well in their lives when in fact it’s crumbling apart.
Taking a sip of the beer which was almost over you look around the room once again when your eyes meet his, staring at you from across the room.
You could feel your heart beating again, the way it started beating loudly made you scared, not because you feared him but because you feared yourself.
You swore to yourself that you had moved on from him. After everything you both went through, you thought it’s better if you stayed just as friends but you yourself knew that you both cannot be friends.
Every passing second of the day made you loathe him more, not because he was your ex but because he just decided to give up on your relationship just like that when you decided it was the end.
Keeping the can of bear on the nearest table you found you grabbed your coat and walked away from there. Not being able to sit there and act as if everything was alright when it in fact was not. You knew it was not, he knew it was not.
Date: March 20th 2024
Sitting on the bed you hold the necklace in your hand as you take in a deep breath. You hated arguing with him, in fact you hated when you would snap at each other simply because you both would bottle up your feelings.
The countless misunderstandings you both went through meant nothing at this point when your whole relationship is tearing apart like this.
“What’s the point?” You hear Kevin mumble briefly as he sits up from his lying position and places his head in his hands.
You could feel your heart breaking when you heard his voice for the first time ever since the argument you both had in the living.
You muster up the courage and strength to speak as you let out the words which were oh so irritating for someone in his shoes because of the obliviousness “What do you mean?”
You close your eyes when you hear Kevin let out a scoff, “You know what I mean, this is not working out. Whatever we have going on, none of it is working out. We can pretend that it’s all fine but deep down you know nothing is. Let’s stop wasting each other's time and just..end it.” Kevin says that as he stands up from the bed and grabs his coat to walk out of the room.
“Can we still be friends?” You ask him, halting in his steps Kevin turns around and lets out a small sigh when he sees your expectant eyes which were now filled with tears threatening to fall down and roll down your cheeks.
“We can’t be friends..” he says as he leaves the room and slams the door of your house shut.
You sit there in silence as you look around the room, on this very bed you celebrated your 20th birthday with him.
“We can’t be friends, but I’d just like to pretend…” you mumble to yourself as you bring your legs to your chest and let your tears fall down.
Date: March 30th 2024
Time: 12:47 PM
Walking down the street you hug yourself closer as you look up at the sky, it was empty which made you smile but it had no feelings.
You stop walking when you hear footsteps behind you, turning your head you could feel your face stiffening when you see Kevin running in your direction.
“Are you going back home?” He says once he is in front of you. Giving him a single nod you start walking again, not being able to stare at him for another second.
Walking in silence you stare at the ground while kicking the stones on the sidewalk. Taking in a deep breath you look up at Kevin who was walking beside you.
In his words he just wanted to make sure you reached home safely. Hence, the reason he decided to accompany you.
“Do you regret it?” You ask suddenly. You notice Kevin stopping in his tracks for a moment only to walk again as he tries to act nonchalant.
“Regret what?” He asks softly as he looks down at you, his eyes looking like daydreams. You still remember how you always felt seen and heard at night.
For you night is when you can finally be yourself, you don’t have to hide yourself anymore.
“Us breaking up…”
Letting out a deep breath Kevin looks at you with a small smile as he holds your hand guides you towards the end of the footpath to sit down on the ground.
“We needed to put an end to our story Y/N…I did not want to continue feeding on the monstrous fire which was increasing day by day. It’s difficult, yeah…but that’s the best for us.” He says softly as he holds your hands in hid for comfort.
“It’s hard. Really hard. I don’t know how you’re acting all fine..” you tell him as you pull your hand away from him.
“I am not fine if that’s what you’re wondering. I tell myself countless times to just wait for you to come back but then I was the one who broke up with you. I wish we could still be friends but I cannot get myself to do it. I cannot pretend to be your friend when I know I want more than that.” He says as he lets out a small sob.
“I can wait for you. I can wait for your love, I can do that..” you say as you try to stop yourself from crying over this again.
Shaking his head he lets your hand go as he stands up and helps you stand up.
“Can I just say one thing?” You say softly, your words coming out slurred as the alcohol starts getting to you. Giving you a small nod he helps you walk towards your house, “Know that you made me the happiest person when we were together. I couldn’t ask for more than what we had…it feels like you left me hanging by myself but I know I would have to move on and let this story die.”
You say everything in one go as you cough and hiccup. You notice Kevin opening his mouth to speak again but you stop him by putting your finger up telling him that you want to continue and that you’re not done yet, “For now, it’s only me but…but I’d like to pretend that we’re still friends, okay?” You say as you look at him with your expectant eyes.
“Okay…whatever you say..” he says softly as he looks down at your shining eyes which were staring back up at him. “Maybe that’s all you need to move on from me..” he says, mostly to himself but you catch onto it but he doubts you’d remember all this in the morning tomorrow.
Reaching your door steps he helps you stand straight as he looks through your bag to find your keys.
“You keep on clinging to your papers and pens, yeah?” You say softly in a joking manner as you enter the house and slam the door shut on his face.
Letting out a small chuckle Kevin looks at your door as he takes a step back, stuffing his hands in his pockets he takes a one last look at your door and walks away.
That’s an end to a story then, something which was bittersweet. There are some moments he wishes he could forget all together but most of them are the ones he cherishes the most and that’s what matters to him.
You guys maybe strangers to each other now but the time you both spent as lovers was some of the most valuable ones.
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11queensupreme11 · 4 months
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Wait a second something just came to my mind and now I'm mad! Percy jumped in front of a pissed of posideon who was aiming to kill for loki and he has the audacity to ask about her weaknesses! The dastardly! 😡😠🤬😡😠🤬
EX 👏 ACT 👏 LY 👏
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midastouches · 2 years
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I agree Ricky doesn’t deserve Gina and he owes her an apology for accidentally hurting her. If Gina was able to forgive Ricky for accidentally hurting her then she should be able to forgive E.J. for making a couple mistakes when he is trying his best to be a good boyfriend. I feel like Ricky has accidentally hurt Gina more than E.J. ever did.
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most boys could be improved with a little nail polish bit thomas bordeleau especially. like what is not clicking for him that he hasn’t done it already my god
EX 👏 ACT 👏 LY you understand. i saw this post one time and simply never looked back so without further ado here are the top ten nail polishes, in no particular order, that i think thomas bordeleau should try:
1. sally hanson xtreme wear in 140 rockstar pink
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we’re starting with this one because i previously mentioned it in another post, and, while i think thom gives the vibes of a single color natural nail mani, i like this one because it’s one polish that’s multicolor—dark pink glitter with a little bit of blue to call in the sjs and the baby blue suit he was wearing. also, glitter nail polishes will last you FOREVER
2. chanel le vernis in 339 cassis
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also have to start out by including my closest approximation to the nail polish in the photo that started this all. i love the sheerness of this polish, which means it can be more unobtrusive and a little blink-and-you’ll-miss-it barely-there detail or more prominent with more layers
3. gucci glossy in 715 winterset snow
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personally i don’t often go for a white nail but i think borde would like something very crisp and clean (white does look nice on him). however, i think his white and/or cream needs to be a little cooler and not as much on the yellow side, which made finding this polish difficult but like. what else was i doing today (so many things)
4. les mains hermès in 85 rouge h
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we have solid evidence that borde loooves a good maroon moment and i did specifically pick hermès (no idea why. fancy? would appeal to him?). love the cooler tones in this red for him and i heavily debated giving him this really deep rich purple (violet byzantin) of the same style of polish but we can work up to wearing that one
5. cirque colors x live. love. polish in puttin’ on the ritz
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while i know the first color on here is literally a fine glitter, To Me thomas bordeleau is a chunky glitter gorl. it’s got artsy details, a bunch of different types of glitter, it’s iridescent, it can be layered, i’m in love with it. it will match any outfit thom i promise
6. maniology in b333 gold rush
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imho i would wear more silver jewelry to compliment the cool tones he likes to wear BUT. borde almost always sports gold (honestly not bad wrt bringing out the california tan, it doesn’t wash him out) so i am giving him a boring, but very specific metallic not-too-yellow-or-light-or sparkly gold nail color. sorry. just paint one nail and use it like an accent or for french tips for spice, idk bud you’re the hand model here and i am simply an incredibly picky art director
7. àuda.b in my cactus
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i love how vibrant this green is, i love the finish on it, i think we could convince thom to branch out into more jewel tones and pastels. also yes i picked this to match his houseplants
8. nails.inc caught in the nude in hawaii beach & boy de chanel in 404 black
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i have a lot of shiny and glittery finishes on this list and i reeeeally wanted to throw in a matte finish so. this is a two for one because i couldn’t find a matte version of this chocolate brown that i really liked for him but also i’m giving him a special matte black polish because to me these are both neutrals
9. mooncat in millennia
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this one just looks dope. i feel like he would like the chrome effect to it? it is more high effort because it’s a magnetic polish, but also given that he loves juicewrld now i think i could swing this one on that basis alone (it’s the same colors as legends never die).
10. zoya in zp797 cecilia
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how could i make this list and not include a pacific teal nail polish for the san jose sharks 🦈 this also would be stunning as a pop of color to accent his grey game day suits just saying
ok if you made it to the end of this i love you ✨ thank you for coming to my ill-advised impromptu ted talk @ thom please paint ur nails and also confirm or deny whether you have pierced your ears thank you
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golbrocklovely · 2 years
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there's only one creator that's banned from THE CONJURING HOUSE and it ain't snc. that's all there is to say.
EX 👏 ACT 👏 LY 👏
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wadebae · 8 months
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Tell him Billie Joe Armstrong can say faggot because he’s part of the lgbt community and has been out for decades.
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agape-28 · 2 years
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Grammys next year for sure!
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Listen all I need is for Harry to look in awe as Bruno performs, or Bruno to clap as Harry wins an award, and it will fuel me for the rest of my natural lifespan.
Also if they take a photo together I will die a happy man.
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batt-is-back · 2 years
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ex👏act👏ly
someone your age needs somewhere to rest and food
You're a growin' kid, and what you're doin' now is not healthy
Batt stayed silent for a few seconds, before suddenly running away.
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x3rrorx · 6 months
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I wonder how people would act if Carolina was a man and Noah was a woman.
I wonder if all of those people that are befriending Carolina would still support those kind of behavior if a man was the one out there stalking a woman, because i feel like a lot of people ignore Carolina behavior just because Noah is a man, so who care no?
I can understand everything but now she is being ridiculous.
Okay she wanted to share her experience, but what was the point of talking about his private issues?
Why exposing him for lying about his parents death? (she implied that noah told her that his parents were still alive but they no longer talk to each other)
Why? Why would you talk about it? His dad died in front of his own eyes for fuck sake.
My grandfather died last March and I still talk about him as if he is still alive, that's a self-soothing thing for me, maybe it's weird but so what?
Why if she just wanted to talk about her experience now she still talk about him? Why she go as far as find his private profiles on internet (because hell I'm sure that she was the one that exposed his pinterest)
Why still obsessing over him if everything was just about her experience?
Her experience ended 4 freaking years ago, 4, f👏o👏u👏r damn years ago, and it's worrying how people can't see how her behavior ARE WRONG, we ain't mad because she got the dick (people still think that that's why we decided to expose her and why we dislike her, like if everyone dream is to fuck their fave) and I can't stand those women that are almost in their 30th yet can't understand that some things NEED to stay private, that talking about someone trauma is wrong and disgusting.
She said that she was no victim, she said there wasn't abuse and that both of them were toxic to each other, (let's remember that we only have her side of the story) and she was the one that regardless everything tried to get back with him, so why the hell she still talk about him?
And all of those people that kiss her ass, that weirdly enough are always bo fans, can't they see how wrong her actions are? Because, hell, they play like we are the idiots there but how can a 30 year old woman not comprehend that enough is enough? That at a certain point you need to stop? That noah is a human like all of us, with his own damn problems?
Seriously, I don't understand, she is obsessed with him and that's not even healthy, how come none of her friends care enough to show her the reality, that what she is doing is harmful to both herself and noah?
We aren't the problem, they are, Noah blocked her everywhere, he want nothing to do with her, how is this hard to understand?
Exposing them is the best thing to do, no man out there deserve to be exposed to a mass of horny teens without consent, no man deserves to be harassed by a bitter ex online, no man deserves this kind of treatment, lets just stop with stupid double standards, Noah deserves his own privacy like everyone else.
(I needed to vent sorry)
Oh 100% the second you look at it is reverse, This wouldn’t have gone down for so long. It’s okay for them all to do what they have because they are females. But if J or MG were men doing this to a female artist 💀 NOPE! There wouldn’t be a single person on their side. But Noah is a man so it doesn’t matter. They’re just women, so what harm can they actually do? 💀 fucking hate that shit.
People ignore MG’s behavior because she’s an attractive female. If she wasn’t what society saw as attractive they wouldn’t care about her and if the genders were reversed then she’d be dragged on everything. No one would let it slide.
That’s another thing. GOD absolutely NO ONE GIVES A SHIT THAT SHE GOT DICK FROM NOAH. No one is bothered about that. That isn’t anyone’s problem with her. no one wants to be you or in that toxic situation.
“You’re just jealous” no one is jealous of a toxic (from both sides) 3 month fling that ended in him blocking you and him needing to go to therapy over it.
Like another anon said, to some, Noah is just eye candy to look at and they are happy with their own relationships. But they still hate Mg for what she has said/done. So no, not everyone hating on her is doing so cause we think we’re gonna gain brownie points with Noah.
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agustd-png · 3 years
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"When you are masturbating in this purity culture framework, what you're doing is, every single time that you're experiencing sexual pleasure, you are heaping the most intense portion of shame that is available to you onto that, and associating shame and sex together. And that is not something that you easily get rid of."
-Rhett McLaughlin
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prince-of-liafail · 2 years
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"to live in a new house would kill me. A house cannot be made habitable in a day" ex👏act👏ly this man Gets me.
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causticsunshine · 2 years
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just saw your post about H and I was actually just looking at the pictures from yesterday's show and thinking how much he's looking ⌛ lately??? of course he's toned, but his waist? the booty? the hiddies? milf!
ex 👏act👏ly👏 my point, my friend. i mean he's always had a bit of a waist, even when he hasn't had as much muscle mass, it's still there—
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and he's always had a wee bit of padding on his hips, too, like even back in ye olde days—
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those are shelves, your honor
so considering how broad his shoulders and ribcage are, he really could have straightened out at his hips as he filled out on top, which would have really diminished the appearance of his waist. but because he does have broader hips with or without the little extra love padding, and because he's filled out more over the years and has been wearing silhouettes that really accentuate his hip to wait ratio, there's more emphasis there than there has been in the past. like he's drawing your eyes there...
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just the first two examples i could find in my docs and there are several far better, but revealed or concealed, we can see it!! i am compelled to poke or pinch if he would let me...
and ofc we can't forget the Rump because he definitely had a pancake ass for awhile—legit a miracle his pants were able to stay on the way they did—but no longer...
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i will spare a closeup of the panty lines just this once now that is a CAKE!!
and then, her very precious bosom, for which i will be on my best behavior and only parse one photo—
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you could cup those in your hands. or fit them into a bra when??. like. those're meant to be feeding children, okay??
and not for nothing but i think we can agree that even without her fruitful assets, harry would still have be mommiest of milfs, the babiest of girls, energy ✨
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islanddads · 2 years
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the way arthur and zoe absolutely get dressed up and put on rocky horror nights together?? oh so fucking true they absolutely do that!!! i know they do!!!!
arthur in fishnets and the dark frank makeup?? exactly. zoe in columbia’s gold outfit??? EX 👏 ACT 👏 LY 👏
they eventually get linus and helen involved, helen as magenta of course and omg linus as eddie??? arthur would go feral!!!
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dalishthunder · 2 years
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Dualscar who is pretty dang experienced but hasn't had body contact that wasn't bloody and pitch-tinged sex in sweeps, so... when you go in to feel up his sides and compliment him on being pretty, this touch-starved sadsack flushes bright violet and has to cross his legs hard to keep sheathed, basically. You kiss him with care and he nearly falls apart like glass.
EX👏ACT👏LY👏
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