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zestywaffles · 8 months
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perspective of the 16 types by a 9w1 that is done with their sh*t
the last post of my perspective of the types was when I was a 17-year-old ESFP, wearing rose-colored glasses.
but I'm done playing nice.
this is for people with zero self-awareness and the maturity of a fifteen-year-old. I'm just being honest for once, so feel free to get offended (∩^o^)⊃━☆
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ENTP - you drain me
ENFP - you drain me equally, and it boggles my mind how you can't read the room at all
ISFP - your inf. Te sucks and it makes me also not want to do stuff and just sit on the couch with you. fine, i'll watch three movies with you, but anyways, you suck.
ESFP - i don't wanna be around you unless you're 35+ years old
ESTP - stop complaining, we're all suffering here
INTP - you're overrated, and so is your nerdiness
ENTJ - i don't get why you want to be in charge so badly. let the idiots wreck themselves for once.
ISTJ - your rigid social laws ain't flying with me. I'll wear my red Converse whenever i like, thanks
INFJ - i don't care about your mystical vibe, it's probably just a side-effect of over-thinking and mental unhealth
ISFJ - you're too nice for your own good, and your social persona bothers me cuz it's not the real you.
ESFJ - you're even worse with this, and you talk too much. i get that you care but like... please be more genuine about how you feel
INTJ - do you enjoy that your mental illness and depression make me really sad? i think you do
ISTP - ... no comment
INFP - sorry that you're the only one with real feelings and deep thoughts, but anyways, thanks for all the music.
ESTJ - you're hustling, but are you living?
ENFJ - whatever story you're telling me, i stopped listening five minutes ago.
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mbti-enemies · 2 years
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daytime weathers
Sunshine: ENFP, ESFP, ENFJ
Rain: INFJ, ISFP, ISTJ, ESTJ
Thunder: INTJ, ENTP, ESTP, ENTJ
Clouds: ESFJ, ISTP, INTP
Snow: ISFJ, INFP
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notanotherinfjblog · 7 months
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Acting on an emotion
INFJ: Okay, but in all seriousness: am I overreacting? I mean is it even as big of a deal as I perceive it to be?
ESTJ: Yes! It's not nice what they are doing and it's been bothering you for three days, so tell them that it's been bothering you. It's completely irrelevant if that's appropriate. Having that feeling is valid either way.
INFJ: I don't care if my feeling is valid, I care about whether it's appropriate to act on this feeling. It does matter to me what people think of me and I don't want to stop being on good terms with them just because I'm feeling some emotion.
ESTJ: In this situation it's irrelevant if they find your response appropriate. You find their behaviour unfair, so you think your reaction is appropriate. At some point you have to start standing up for yourself. Whether you do that or not is up to you, but you will not get an unemotional factually "correct" response to an emotional question.
INFJ: I don't like emotional questions. I don't want anyone to know I have emotions.
ESTJ: I know, but that doesn't make them go away.
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thedoorsofmyheart · 2 years
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“I feel as if I'm made to understand but not to be understood.”
“You cannot make everyone think and feel as deeply as you do. This is your tragedy, because you understand them but they do not understand you.”
“I understand now that I'm not a mess but a deeply feeling person in a messy world. I explain that now, when someone asks me why I cry so often, I say, "For the same reason I laugh so often - because I'm paying attention."”
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not one character in hannibal that i don't relate to. not one.
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1o1percentmilk · 2 months
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when i was young i used to think about if everyone else in the world disappeared overnight, and how nice it would be, because for me, it meant total freedom. i would never have to follow rules for anyone again, i would never have to perform for anyone again, i would never disappoint anyone's expectations of me ever again
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bat-the-misfit · 10 months
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i only know two Ni doms irl but they're both driving me crazy
#internet people be like “oh ni doms are so mystical and clairvoyant” no they're not#lemme tell you what they are they're ANXIOUS#and they're making me ANXIOUS TOO#i love you ni doms but pls stop predicting your life in 20 years you could die tomorrow#i'm sorry but it's the truth the future holds so many possibilities that can ruin your “vIsIOn”#pls use your inferior Se once pls i beg you i promise you won't die if you live in the moment for 5 minutes#“Bat you don't use Se you can't complain about them” i know but at least i can switch between my Ne and my Si sometimes#one of them (INTJ) says EVERY SINGLE DAY: “i'm gonna do this i'm gonna do that and i also have this project for next month and-”#but he never does anything which translates to “what the hell happened to his Te?”#his Ni must want to choke his Te#and then there's my mother (INFJ) who not only keeps telling everyone what she's gonna do ignoring the fact that Stuff Happens (inf Pe agai#but whenever smth bad happens she always think it's “meant to be” and “part of the process of people's soul growth”#i vent to her and she's like “this is what g0d chose to you as a mission for your soul to evolve"#no wonder jesus was an INFJ as well their Ni-Fe is so pUrPOsE oF LIfE#mom i just wanted to tell you my day sucks idc about my mission on earth i just wanted you to comfort me#i know we all should be kind and avoid being superficial but sometimes shit happens and it's not bc of our spiritual growth or whatever#sometimes life sucks and we don't learn anything with that and sometimes we have to be mean with people#bc they suck or bc they're mean to us#well aNYWAY#tio morcego tá azedo#every cognitive function is amazing on their own way but each one of them will drive you crazy#there's no better type or function: everyone will drive you crazy#today i'm pissed with ni doms tomorrow i could be pissed with se doms which are their opposite types so who knows?#you can't escape it you will want to choke people of all types#if you only hate one or a few types only you're not studying mbti right you have to be pissed off with all types#same with the opposite if you only like one or a few types you're not studying mbti right#you have to love every type with a passion that no one can explain#if you don't get why a type is so special and so annoying at the same type you're not studying mbti right#i just complained about ni doms but i could write why i also love them in two minutes after i post this#ok i'll stop now i'm rambling too much
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capncarolinee · 1 year
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I will never stop asking why.
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veiledintj · 2 years
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INTJ, trying to calm INFJ down: I mean, frustration often leads to irrationality
INFJ, on a rant: But being irrational for a long time is just STUPID!
INTJ:
INTJ: Please repeat that and savor exactly how productive and deeply meaningful that sentence is
INFJ:
INFJ: I'd rather not, thanks
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cuteteacakes · 1 year
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I texted the woman earlier that I can’t take on any new clients and haven’t looked at my phone since cuz I’m n e r v o u s
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baronessblixen · 1 year
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Spoiler for my analysis-- Mulder is an INTP; and I'm only spoiling the surprise now (because I'm terrible with secrets BUT ALSO) because this article had my sides splitting and is so, so, SO him:
8 ways to spot an intp | C.S. Joseph (csjoseph.life)
XDDDDD
I always read that Mulder is an INFJ? 🤯 I am, however, an INTP so I loved reading that article even more 😁
And still looking forward to your analysis!
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eatingfood · 2 years
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I’m surprised how many of the people I admire are INFJs: 
Sylvia Plath, Charlotte Brontë, Emily Dickinson, Simone de Beauvoir, Toni Morrison, Tavi Gevinson, Jeanne d’Arc
heroines of my life
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mbti-enemies · 1 year
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INTJ: So what is your deepest darkest desire?
INFJ: I wanna stare at someone from across the street and disappear when a bus passes.
INTJ: I- actually you know what that would be pretty cool ngl
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notanotherinfjblog · 2 years
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A small collection
I do still intend to keep writing the other more detailed How to spot guides for each MBTI type individually, but in the meantime, I collected some interviews with several people of each type that you can click through and maybe it helps you see the similarities not just of the people of the same type, but also based on the high functions that they share. I also tried to not exclusively use native English speakers because I’m personally a bit fed up with the anglocentrism of this site and the internet in general (though of course I’m also constrained in my choices here that I can only use people that I know of, which are mostly European), but if I could find some, I included interviews of them speaking both English and their native language. Even if you don’t understand that language, I still recommend looking into those interviews. Not understanding what someone is saying can sometimes actually help focussing on their body language itself.
INTJ:
Margaret Atwood (writer) 
Joyce Carol Oates (writer)
David Fincher (director)
Michael Emerson (actor)
Tom Rachman (writer & journalist)
Patrick Salmen (writer, interview is in German) 
Martin Sonneborn (satirist, journalist & politician, interview is in German)
ENTJ:
Katie McGrath (actress)
Keira Knightley (actress)
Nicholas Hoult (actor)
Anthony Head (actor)
Elijah Wood (actor)
Daniel Radcliffe (actor)
Tamsin Greig (actress)
Markus Zusak (writer)
Zach Woods (actor, comedian & director)
Malala Yousafzai (education activist)
INTP:
Harald Lesch (physicist, astronomer & science journalist, interview is in German)
Axel Milberg (actor & writer, interview is in German)
Peter Capaldi (actor)
Jane Goodall (primatologist & anthropologist)
Neil Gaiman (writer)
R.H. Thomson (actor)
Rooney Mara (actress)
Matthias Brandt (actor & writer, interview is in German)
Kai Meyer (writer, interview is in German)
ENTP:
David Tennant & Matt Smith (actors)
Hugh Grant (actor)
Tilda Swinton (actress)
Saoirse Ronan (actress)
Eddie Redmayne (actor)
David Mitchell (writer)
Bill Nighy (actor)
Florence Welch (musician)
Louisa Harland (actress)
Richard Ayoade (comedian, writer, director & actor)
INFJ:
Colin Morgan (actor)
Freddie Highmore (actor)
Barkhad Abdi (actor)
James Phelps (actor, since he’s with his twin: he’s the one on the right)
Ewen Bremner (actor)
Amy Acker (actress)
Rohinton Mistry (writer)
Audrey Magee (writer)
Jenny Erpenbeck (writer, interview is in German)
ENFJ:
Emma Thompson (actress & screenwriter)
Wes Anderson (director & writer)
Ulrich Wickert (journalist & writer, interview is in German)
Marshall Curry (director)
Eleanor Catton (writer)
Alissa York (writer)
INFP:
Kristen Stewart (actress)
Hozier (musician)
Rupert Grint (actor)
Asa Butterfield (actor)
Eddie Marsan (actor)
Helen Oyeyemi (writer)
Christopher Annen (musician, interview is in German)
ENFP:
Andrew Garfield (actor)
Dev Patel (actor)
Katherine Parkinson (actress, plus her being a prime example of intuitives barely knowing how to survive)
Michael Sheen (actor)
Jan Philipp Zymny (writer & comedian, interview is in German)
Chris Columbus (director)
Maggie Stiefvater (writer)
Lisa McGee (screenwriter & playwright)
Lars Eidinger (actor, interview is in German)
Hannah Herzsprung (actress, interview is in German)
ISTJ:
Felicity Jones (actress)
Lindsay Duncan (actress) 
Famke Janssen (actress, plus an interview in her native Dutch)
Maggie Smith (actress)
Britt Robertson (actress)
Elizabeth Nunez (writer & professor)
Ken Follett (writer)
Vicky Krieps (actress, plus an interview in her native Luxembourgish with subtitles available, and in German and in French)
ESTJ:
Eliza Taylor (actress)
Letitia Wright (actress)
Charles Dance (actor)
Matt Damon (actor & screenwriter)
Sandra Bullock (actress)
Henry Cavill (actor)
Alba August (actress & musician, plus an interview in her native Swedish and Danish)
Alicia Vikander (actress, plus an interview in her native Swedish with subtitles available)
ISFJ:
Gemma Chan (actress & model)
Laura Dern (actress)
Crystal Reed (actress)
Natalia Dyer (actress)
Arthur Darvill (actor)
Jordan Rodrigues (actor & dancer)
ESFJ:
Olivia Colman & Helena Bonham Carter (actresses)
Lupita Nyong’o (actress)
Bradley James (actor)
Scott Moir (figure skater)
John Krasinski (actor, director & screenwriter)
Carey Mulligan (actress)
Emilia Clarke (actress)
Tom Hopper (actor)
Tomi Adeyemi (writer)
Hugh Jackman (actor)
ISTP:
Christoph Waltz (actor & director, plus an interview in his native German)
Harrison Ford & Ryan Gosling (actors)
Ruth Wilson (actress)
Björk (musician, plus an interview in her native Icelandic)
Devon Bostick (actor)
Mikkel Boe Følsgaard (actor, plus an interview in his native Danish)
Evan Peters (actor)
Christopher Lloyd (actor)
Christian Bale (actor)
Peter Maffay (musician, interview is in German)
ESTP:
Zendaya (actress & musician)
Oscar Isaac (actor)
James Acaster (comedian)
Jodie Comer (actress)
Jördis Triebel (actress, plus an interview in her native German with subtitles available)
Stromae (musician, plus an interview in his native French with subtitles available)
Sabaa Tahir (writer)
Tatiana Maslany (actress)
Emilio Sakraya (actor & musician, interview is in German)
Anya Taylor-Joy (actress, plus an interview in her native Spanish)
ISFP:
Santiago Cabrera (actor, plus an interview in his native Spanish)
Ben Howard (musician)
Tessa Virtue (figure skater)
Karen Gillan (actress)
Rachel McAdams (actress)
Gael García Bernal (actor, plus an interview in his native Spanish)
Audrey Tautou (actress, plus an interview in her native French)
Henning May (musician, interview is in German with subtitles available)
Jannis Niewöhner (actor, plus an interview in his native German)
Évelyne Brochu (actress, plus an interview in her native French)
ESFP:
Tom Holland (actor)
Maisie Williams (actress)
Billie Piper (actress)
Robert Sheehan (actor)
Margot Robbie (actress)
Jim Carrey (actor & comedian)
Omar Sy (actor, plus an interview in his native French)
Taika Waititi (director, actor, comedian & screenwriter)
Alexander Rybak (musician, plus an interview in his native Norwegian and Russian with subtitles available for both)
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naltheghost · 1 year
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As someone who used to be really into MBTI/personality typing, there is no better "community" online for narcissist watching!
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I am. Too lazy. So I’m just gonna use my old tags ; here’s a tag dump (1/3)
#≡ ❝ мy мιnd ιѕ ĸιllιng мy ѕoυl ❞ ( aesthetic. )#≡ ❝ ι aм noвody'ѕ ѕιdeĸιcĸ ❞ ( alternate fc )#≡ ❝ тнe ѕυɴ ѕнιɴeѕ oυт oғ мy eyeѕ❞ ( art. )#≡ ❝ ι no longer ĸnow anyтнιng ❞ ( crack. )#≡ ❝ aм ι ѕтυpιd or jυѕт вrave ? ❞ ( dash commentary )#≡ ❝ leт go oғ тнe ιllυѕιon тнaт ιт coυld нave вeen any dιғғerenт ❞ ( dash games )#≡ ❝ ѕнe conтιnυeѕ тo creaтe a world enтιrely oғ нer own ❞ ( drabble. )#≡ ❝ ιт тooĸ мe ғoυr yearѕ тo ғιnd тнe rιgнт нaιrdreѕѕer and we ѕтιll ғιgнт ❞ ( headcanon. )#≡ ❝ ι deѕιre тнe тнιngѕ тнaт wιll deѕтroy мe ιn тнe end ❞ ( ideas. )#≡ ❝ even ѕтrengтн нaѕ тo вow down тo wιѕdoм ѕoмeтιмeѕ❞ ( inbox. )#≡ ❝ a ғreedoм wнιcн ιѕ ιnтereѕтed only ιn denyιng ғreedoм мυѕт вe denιed ❞ ( infj. )#≡ ❝ ιт can вυrn ; can вlιnd yoυ ❞ ( inspiration. )#≡ ❝ тнe woмan deѕтroyed ❞ ( likes. )#≡ ❝ yoυ are jυѕт aѕ ѕane aѕ ι aм ❞ ( lookalike. )#≡ ❝ dance тo мe ❞ ( love. )#≡ ❝ ѕo waтcн oυт everyone ; ιт'ѕ all вad ❞ ( meme. )#≡ ❝ тнe вrιgнтeѕт oғ all ѕтarѕ ❞ ( memories. )#≡ ❝ clever ɢιrl❞ ( musings. )#≡ ❝ leт yoυr ιмaɢιɴaтιoɴ rυɴ wιld❞ ( nsfw. )#≡ ❝ yoυ ѕee тнe ѕaмe eyeѕ ιɴ dιғғereɴт people ❞ ( open. )#≡ ❝ ѕтay weιrd❞ ( plotting call )#≡ ❝ ι loved yoυ coмpleтely & yoυ loved мe тнe ѕaмe❞ ( promo. )#≡ ❝ deмoɴѕтraтιɴɢ нer υѕυal ĸɴacĸ oғ ѕpeaĸιɴɢ oғ υɴcoмғorтaвle тrυтнѕ ❞ ( psa. )#≡ ❝ ѕoмeтιмeѕ yoυ wιɴ ; ѕoмeтιмeѕ qυeυe learɴ ❞ ( queue. )#≡ ❝ opeɴ eyeѕ are oғ lιттle υѕe wнeɴ тнe мιɴd вeнιɴd тнeм ιѕ cloѕed❞ ( reference. )#≡ ❝ הבה נגילה ונשמחה ❞ ( roots. )#≡ ❝ нold ιɴғιɴιтy ιɴ тнe palм oғ yoυr нaɴd ❞ ( saved. )#≡ ❝ ιɴ love wιтн тнe ѕтarѕ ❞ ( science. )#≡ ❝ тнe ɢιrl ғroм тнe ѕĸy ❞ ( self. )#≡ ❝ leт υѕ ѕιɢɴal тнe alιeɴѕ ѕo тнey caɴ тαĸe υѕ away ғroм нere ❞ ( starter call )
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