It's all I wish to hear tonight, and you're all I wish to be, and this is how we all fall - Chapter Two
Summary: the garvar fic has turned garvarioli! We've done a bit of a time skip because I didn't want to write the dating and the blushing and the getting to know each other blah blah blah. So now they're just in a relationship and the fact I didn't feel the need to slowburn it is astonishing to me. Anyway Garwin's gonna be joining the Neverseen officially. Yeah that's pretty much the whole plot.
Word count: 3011
TW: drug mention, murder mention, implied sex, swearing. This is the farthest into pg-13 territory I've gone but these idiots demand it.
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Previous chapter in case you missed it, but you don't really need it to read this :)
“You know, if you ignore all the work camps, Sadlitzagvadtka is a lovely place,” Alvar remarks.
Ruy’s laugh drags Garwin’s attention from the bubbling Eventide River, bright green as it crashes against the rocks.
“I mean, you could say the same thing about the USSR,” Garwin muses.
“Yes, but we ignore those parallels, love. I don’t want to have to send you to the gulag.” Alvar replies, crossing one leg over the other as he takes a sip of his choyi.
Much like most of the foods of the non-Forbidden Cities, choyi looks nothing like how it tastes. The sludgy green slime is in a direct contrast to its strawberry lemonade milkshake flavor. Although how it doesn’t curdle is apparently “beyond human comprehension.”
That’s just code for “we don’t know and we don’t want to admit it.” It was annoying at first, but it’s kind of become a running joke.
What the rest of the Neverseen doesn’t seem to grasp is that he does the same thing to them whenever he doesn’t feel like telling them about some cursed human shit.
They absolutely lost their shit when he told them about Twinkies. If they can’t handle apocalypse-proof snack cakes, there’s a hundred other food crimes several points higher on a logarithmic scale they won’t be able to conceptualize without their pathetic little elvin brains shattering.
Like pineapple on pizza.
Garwin can’t physically have less of an opinion, but the idea of having to explain the concept to elves makes him want to jump off a cliff. And not in the Sophie-teleportation way.
Hey--don’t think about that bitch. First she’s accepted into Yale with a full scholarship and now she has four abilities. Apparently she’s some sort of science experiment. I hope they transposed a decimal place.
“What am I in for tomorrow?” Garwin asks after a moment of silence.
Alvar opens his mouth, but Ruy interrupts him before he gets the chance. “Cállate, mi vida. Sharing any details would be a violation of the Neverseen code article seven, section three, ‘the council is always watching so don’t discuss confidential shit in public.’”
“I call bullshit. You people are nowhere near organized enough to have an official code.”
“Well, yes,” Alvar concedes. “But it’s more fun if you don’t know what’s going to happen. Besides, I’m sure Fintan has cooked up some interesting changes from when we swore fealty, so anything we tell you could be completely wrong by now.”
“Yes, but I’m sure at least one of you have been involved in the planning,” Garwin argues.
“We can neither confirm nor deny that,” Ruy says, admitting his guilt.
Garwin rolls his eyes. I picked these dumbasses over going to a nice, normal, human, non-ivy league school ? I mean--at least there’s no finals. I guess.
He takes a sip of his choyi.
“I promise it won’t be that painful,” Alvar says in an effort to remedy the situation, earning himself a glare from Ruy.
Garwin leans forward, head resting in his cupped hands. “And when did you become such a goody little two shoes rule follower, Exilium boy?”
Ruy rolls his eyes behind his addler, because of course he has it on. We’re in public--well, sort of, as there literally aren’t any ogres in a hundred foot radius--and that means we’ve gotta wear the addler.
It’s like how Garwin also conditioned himself to wear the same sweatshirt almost every single day one school year like it’s his own personal security blanket but we don’t talk about that.
But now the elves have stupid capes, so that solves that problem. Even if he doesn’t have an officially licensed Neverseen cape until probably tomorrow. Unless there’s some elaborate scheme being planned. Which of course there will be. This is what happens when you take three or more gay idiots and tell them to plan something.
If it ain’t absolute batshit, what’s the fucking point?
Alvar’s smile falls as he pulls out his Imparter. He must be getting harassed once again. This is why Garwin doesn’t have one. Well, that, and the fact that he’s not a legal resident of the Lost Cities. Same thing.
“Y’all can see that I’m busy right now so I can’t answer a hail, right?” he says tiredly.
“Yes, indeed.” Garwin throws back the last of his choyi, smiling.
“The Fork Man wants me for some shit and I’m having a good day, so he will be getting ignored for a while. Are we really sure I can’t come out to the Bullshit?”
“Bullshit” is Garwin’s nickname for the Black Swan because it both represents their ideology and, at least in English, they can be abbreviated the same way. At least his pathetic short human life will be worth something, even if it is just an inside joke that’s more explanation than it’s worth.
“You know what Fintan’s orders are, and if you don’t wanna get burnt to a crisp, I’d recommend following them. Now, that doesn’t mean he knows what he’s doing. It’s just a matter of self preservation. I don’t make the rules around here. If I did, we’d have to replace more Councillors than just the one.”
Alvar rolls his eyes at his Imparter. “The Fork Man is being very insistent. I have a feeling I’m gonna have to drop you two off at home and talk to him. Be prepared for some shit to be going down soon, regardless of whether or not I have a chance to share details.” He turns to his imparter, inventing new swear words just to curse at the Fork.
Like he said, Alvar drops Ruy and Garwin off at “home”--their assigned room at a Neverseen facility Garwin’s not allowed to know any details about--to much argument. He shan’t be allowed to have all the fun without them but alas, ‘tis the way the world works sometimes.
The next morning, Garwin sleepily blinks himself back to the land of the living, snuggled into the crook of Ruy’s neck, but there’s no Alvar to be found.
He better fucking be okay.
Ruy’s hand absently twirls Garwin’s hair, and when he notices that Garwin is slightly less dead to the world than usual, he smiles. “Good morning, Sleeping Beauty.”
“It’s still morning? Damn. Guess I gotta go back to sleep. Need my beauty rest.”
“Bitch, no amount of sleep is gonna help.”
Garwin huffs, turning away from Ruy. “Fuck you.”
“So soon after last night, mi amor?”
Garwin leans back to look at him. “You’re insufferable, you know that?”
“Yeah.” Ruy presses a soft kiss to his lips. God damn. If you weren’t so fucking hot, J wouldn’t put up with you. Love you, Rue.
Garwin kisses him again, pulling him close.
Ruy gently pushes him back. “Finny’s gonna be pissed if we miss the prescheduled time.”
“Fuck Finny.”
“Look, I get that you’re polyam. I know, no shit, Sherlock. But there is no way I’m going anywhere near him or near you again if you do. Man’s got his own harem.”
“Ooh, please do elaborate.”
“Let’s see…I’ve heard rumors that he and Bronte are or were a thing. Not sure if they’re still a thing though, considering the war crimes, but it wouldn’t surprise me if they were. And then have you ever wondered about the alliance with the Ogres? Dimitar. Fintan. Yeah. Then there’s Fallon, one of the original three Councillors. And I’m not completely sure on this one but there’s a prisoner in Lumenaria and I’ve got mixed evidence but I don’t doubt it. Uh, then there’s J.R.R. Tolkien. You might’ve heard of him because he’s a human. And how could we forget Shakespeare. He’s…also a human. If I remember correctly. I’m sure there’s more that I’m missing because I have actively tried to ignore everything, but yeah.”
With each name, Garwin regrets his life choices more and more. And more. “What the fuck do you mean Shakespeare? Like, the one of the William variety? The playwright?”
“Yeah. Sometimes Finny drops into iambic pentameter just to make us suffer. Are you really sure you want to be exposed to all of the Neverseen drama?”
“Might gouge my eyes out but, eh, whatever. Sounds fun. If Yale doesn’t want me I guess I’ll have to cause large amounts of havoc instead.”
Ruy smiles. “I’m going to go foraging for some semblance of a breakfast that doesn’t taste like dogshit. Don’t cause too much havoc while I’m gone.”
“No promises.”
Ruy shakes his head as he gets up, joints singing the song of his people--the Rice Crispy elves.
Garwin throws on some clothes and inhales breakfast before he’s led to a hideout he’s never seen before.
This one is really fucking bleak and really fucking disappointing. There’s probably tetanus on every surface of the grimy, ragged brick walls. It’s the exact kind of place where you should expect to have your body never found, but honestly if they’ve waited this long to kill him, that’s kind of their own poor planning.
A set of stairs leads into the even more murder-y looking abyss below.
Having no better options, Garwin slowly begins to make his way down without slipping on the mossy, uneven stairs and falling and bonking his head and dying.
At the bottom, he finds a room, larger than it seems like it should be, lit entirely by flickering, yellow candlelight. It catches on bottles of what appears to be wine set into racks every few feet or so.
He will never admit that this reminds him of a short story he was forced to read--and perhaps even enjoyed reading--in ninth grade English.
As Garwin steps closer to the middle of the room where a space has haphazardly cleared, he notices the first of many cloaked figures, white eyed lapels glowing in the dim light.
In total, around a dozen figures surround him, and he searches for Ruy in the crowd. Well, it’s not exactly a crowd, per se, but it feels like one in the cramped space.
It doesn’t take much effort to find him, with his long, dark hair curling out and escaping the hood.
That being said, Garwin can tell who most of the figures are without trying. From Umber’s absolutely sunny disposition to Fintan’s concave ass, it’s not exactly difficult. It’s just a little dissatisfying that Alvar isn’t there.
Fintan lowers his hood like it’s some huge reveal, whispering ominously, “Garwin Chang. You wish to join our order?”
Garwin nods. “That’s…kind of why I’m down here. Although these wine bottles do look like they could be some fun.”
A low, overprotective growl echoes behind him as his fingers trace the label written in fancy Trollish. One of the many, many languages not on Duolingo that no one bothered to teach him how to read. Hell, most of the time he can barely read English but that’s an issue for a different day.
“I trust you know you’re the first non-member of an intelligent species to join our ranks in a long while,” Fintan says. Garwin’s hand falls to his side.
“I wouldn’t exactly call Ruy intelligent, but okay.”
That got a couple of snickers out of the crowd and a death glare from Ruy despite most of his face being cast in shadow.
“Well, you got me there. I was prepared to make a convoluted line of reasoning like I’m hopped up on a cola before all of those pesky safety regulations were introduced, but you made it for me instead.”
Wait, is he an old man bitching about New Coke or is referring to when the recipe had cocaine? Or just…caffeine? And sugar? Any of the above interpretations are fucking hilarious, so it doesn’t matter which is true. But that doesn’t mean there isn’t an objectively best answer.
“The rest of the requirements are simple: do you promise to do everything in your power to help our world?”
“Yeah, sure. Why not?” Garwin shrugs, smirking.
“Convince me.” Fintan’s icy gaze stares into Garwin’s soul. A threat behind his words.
“I’ve been seeing Alvar and Ruy for months on end now. Do you really think I would go through all of that if I wasn’t committed? I could’ve blackmailed my way into a Yale scholarship long ago, but I’ve stayed. And for what? Because I almost care about this place not being a shithole. Also because there aren’t any taxes but we don’t need to mention that.”
“Yeah, the cost of living is real fucking low when you’re mooching off of Alvar,” Ruy mutters.
Cállate.
…Holy fuck, Ruy has infected my brain. I don’t like this. How dare he keep sprinkling Spanish into everyday conversation? It’s like he wants to prove that he’s not an idiot to this human idiot because he knows, like, four words in a human language.
In reality, it’s because he lived in an undisclosed Spanish-speaking country during his time at Exilium and hasn’t broken the habit. But why be reasonable when you can be petty and bitter because he knows more Spanish than you do even after taking it for three years?
To be completely fair, he didn’t pay attention and convinced a kid to send him pictures of the homework and cheated on the tests, but in his defense, he didn’t realize he’d need it later in life. At least Google Translate exists all of its glorious inaccuracy.
“I bestow upon thee thou official codename: Elay.” Fintan says, bowing his head. “Alvar came up with it so don’t ask me what it means. Normally each person gets to pick out their own, but he was insistent and it’s not important enough to me to argue with him.”
Yeah, that sounds about right. Gonna have to ask Alvar about it later. Maybe he’s avoiding me because he doesn’t want a full interrogation in the middle of this murder chamber. Yeah--let’s go with that. It’s better than imagining him in a Black Swan murder chamber.
Fintan takes a metal rod and heats it until it glows a faint red, bright in the dim light, knighting Garwin. And thankfully not sizzling his ears off in the process.
Fintan nods at a hooded figure Garwin only knows by his codename and that he’s a guster. “Trix, if you please?”
Trix hands Garwin a bundle of dark fabric, emblazoned with a bright white eye.
It unfolds like the little bitch folded things always are, causing unattached pieces of concerningly neon fabric to fall to the ground.
As Garwin reaches to pick them up, it becomes all too clear that they’re not only bright pink and orange but also a very, very 80s leotard and legwarmers.
What the actual everliving fuck?
…and also maybe Fintan did mean New Coke.
It’s up to the stars above to decide which is a worse revelation.
“You know, Ruy, if you wanted me to wear this, you could’ve just asked. No need for all of this.”
Ruy flips him off. He’s probably glare-smiling behind the hood though.
Garwin drapes the cloak part of the Neverseen uniform around his shoulders. It’s wonderfully heavy, like a weighted blanket, but surprisingly breathable. It’s probably made from a gnomish fabric which is weird because the gnomes hate their guts as much as plants are capable of hate.
And now I’ll finally be allowed to know why that is.
The crowd begins shifting around him, escaping slowly up the narrow steps and light leaping away to god knows where, and soon only Ruy and Garwin are left.
“I got an update from Alvar,” Ruy smiles mischievously. “This should be a fun first assignment for you.”
No fewer than three light leaps later, Garwin is in the Lodestar system, standing in front of a blonde boy with ice blue eyes. He’s immediately recognizable from Alvar’s stash of pictures he keeps to pretend like he’s still connected to his family.
He also knows Sophie, a regrettable decision.
“Meet our new son: Keefe,” Alvar says, mussing his hair.
Keefe flinches away. “Bitch, I’m literally only, like, six years younger than you,” he complains. “Also hasn’t my dad fucked your dad?” He puts air quotes around both uses of “Dad.” Fun family dynamic and it hasn’t even been five minutes yet.
“I do believe I was the one who told you about that.” Alvar turns to Ruy and Garwin. “I’ll take first shift babysitting.”
“Nonsense. I don’t trust Garwin nearly enough to be by himself and you’ve been up all night causing problems and destroying half of Ravagog--”
“--which is a perfectly normal way to spend an evening, thank you very much.”
“--so you will be going home and you will take a nap. I’ll make sure Blondie here doesn’t have any tricks up his sleeve.”
There’s a glint on Alvar’s eye that looks like he wants to argue, but a yawn cuts him off before he gets the chance.
Garwin almost has to physically drag him back home, partially from him being tired and partially from him not wanting to go to bed because some days he acts like a toddler.
“Sorry I couldn’t be at your coronation today.”
Garwin kisses his cheek. “Don’t worry about it. I’m sure sooner or later, Ruy’s gonna end up doing a whole reenactment except I actually get walled into the wine cellar this time.”
Alvar laughs halfheartedly.
“And, besides. It’s not like it’s gonna change much. Do I still hate the elvin government? Yes. Is the Bullshit still a bunch of useless dumbasses? Yes. Are you still going to tell me shit that’s way above my pay grade? Abso-fucking-lutely. It’s just now I don’t have to steal your cape when it’s cold out. But I will anyway for old times’ sake.”
“Unmapped stars, you’re such a little shit.”
Well, if you can’t make your boyfriend regret being with you, what’s the fucking point?
“And yet you’ve repeatedly chosen to not leave me to die in the middle of the neutral territories. So who’s the real winner here?”
Alvar sighs, shaking his head.
God damn, he’s cute when he’s annoyed.
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Can I request a match up?
My name is Lyna ! My pronouns are They / them . My preferred name a.k.a Nicknae is Sam As I am more comfortable with it.
My hobbies are Creating Plushies As I Am Great At Sewing And Writing Though sometimes it may be hard I also often help my mother cook new recipes for my family so I’m often used to cooking for them!
I have a big family I think total is 17 in my house I have three protective sisters and I swear they will threaten any suitor that will come. 3 feet within I feel it should be the opposite as I am the older sibling but I’m fine with it as long as they don’t actually hurt anyone
I have quite the short hair that’s somewhat similar to a wolf cut , I have brown eyes and a dark brown skin tone, I am skinny even though I often eat a lot my sisters say it’s a miracle that I eat a lot and im still skinny, Often people ask if my family is even feeding me enough food. I dislike any fighting and tend to avoid it as much as I can
Likes; Plushies ( very obvious. ) the stars, nature, food ( obvious ( 2. ) The color green, Hair accessories, music and Anything related to art!
I show my love by Physical Affection And Gift Giving.
I am very enthusiastic and creative I often get stubborn when I have a goal and will do anything to achieve it, I will listen to my love ones rant about anything and that’s just much how I care I’m also very sarcastic, I often get lost into my mind and get distracted, I also have a side of my personality where I’m often sassy and don’t give a fuck at all I am dramatic all the time just as much as how kind and caring I am.
I’d love to just live with my loved ones and wake every time with them sleeping beside me. I’d like a s/o that’s would love me and protect me with all their life.
Eventide
I match you with Kagaya Ubuyashiki!
•The thing about you and Kagaya, is that both of you are very goal driven, and that’s probs what made him notice you
•That and your kindness
•It’s rare for him to meet someone else who can understand people on a personal level like he does and to be able to sympathize with them, so he greatly appreciates you
•However, he finds your sassy side amusing
•While he’s always been the epitome of decorum and doesn’t really tease people much or respond with snarky comebacks to negativity, he finds it entertaining to watch you go about your day without minding anyone
•He’s seen so many people being insecure of their existence and talents, that he finds it refreshing that you don’t really care
•His usual responses to your dramatic behavior is merely just a chuckle or a smile, but he’s really filled with fondness for you
• Also shares dreams of living a long life with his loved ones line you do, but unfortunately his job as head of the Demon Slayer Corps is too demanding
•But he makes time for you whenever he can, and he’ll sometimes ask you to sleep with him for the night since just waking up next to you gives him courage to keep fighting Muzan
•Definitely respects your family a lot, specially your siblings for being so protective of you and he never goes against them all while showing them how much he loves you and that he’d do anything to have your hand in marriage
•…he knows and remembers each of your family member’s names. never forgets them and often asks you how they’re doing, even sends them little gifts!
•He enjoys taste-testing your new recipes and eating your dishes, since it only feels right and you have no idea how happy he gets when you cook for him all of a sudden he isn’t cursed anymore
•If he could, he’d ask you to make plushies for the entire corps cause these traumatized babies need them so badly but he hogs the ones you make and treats them like they’re made out of gold
•Due to his blindness, he’s learnt not to depend on people’s looks to judge them but he without a doubt can tell you’re a total catch without seeing
•He likes to have you sit by his side on the floor sometimes and he just runs a thumb over your hand and forearm
•Only then will he realize just how skinny you are, but after some reassurance from your side he’ll let the matter drop and won’t pry to not bother you
•Still sometimes asks you if you’re eating enough, even though you tell him you do
•A complete pacifist, like you, and basically never fights or raises the tone of his voice. the fact that you dislike fighting makes him aspire towards peace more
•There are days when even he breaks down, though not too much since he still sort of wants to maintain a strong facade for you and you being there to listen to him makes him fall in love with you all over again
•Used to take you out on walks before his illness left him unable to move, and after that happened he took on the hobby of listening to the rain fall from the engawa of his mansion with you by his side
•But you most likely have an entire assortment of hair accessories gifted by him
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