When he's old enough to understand about Santa, Eli is like other children and loves the whole thing. So the pack and human family goes all out to keep that magic going for Eli
I’m sorry but Eli and Derek being siblings who both have a crush on their single dad Stiles, like-
Or Eli being Stiles’ son and Derek is Eli’s best friend, who can’t go one day without hearing how his best friend wants to pile drive his dad across the hood of his Jeep
“Your dad is a total milf,” Derek rumbled, eyebrows drawn down as he tilted his head to the side, watching Mr Stilinski fiddle around with the motor of the lawnmower in the backyard
Smiling brightly and waving like an idiot- an idiot who totally wasn’t just checking him out- when Stiles glanced up, and winks at Derek playfully
“He’s a man!?” Eli shouts, cheeks red as he flips Derek off, one hand still on his PlayStation controller
“Yeah. But I’m gonna call him mommy.”
Horny teenager derek listing after his friends milf daddy is all I can think about rn
This is how I pictured Coach meeting Eli whe he applied for the lacrosse team
Coach: Next, Elias Hale
Eli: Hi-
Coach: I said Hale, go back in line Stilinski
Eli: I-
Coach: Can't you heard Stilinski? I said back in line!
Eli: But I'm not-
Coach: You know what? Alright, your in. If I saw potential in your dad I guess I can work with you.
Eli: Sr. I thi- wait… are you really gonna give me the position?! I haven't even played?
Coach: So?
Eli: …
Eli: Nothing, thanks for the oportunity.
Later that day:
Derek: So… how was practice? did you get in?
Eli: Actually, I did.
Derek: Awesome, I'm so excited to go cheer you up.
Eli: That's great dad, but just remember: You must sit besides the Sheriff and follow the player with the Stilinski lastname.
Derek: …
Eli: …
*Stiles astral proyecting himself since cuantico to the living room*: WhY diD I Just ReceIVed a mAil fROM Coach to CheCk thAT "My SoN" Can PLAy in THE NExt game?
Eli *running up the stairs*: Maybe I should go to my room to do my homework. Please Stiles, I need the form signed for thursday. I love ya, bye.
Stiles: Did he just-
Derek: Idk, it's your kid.
Stiles: But-
Derek: ALL YOURS.