#dumb boy detectives

[babykittenteach]

No Context Reasons You Should Watch Dead Boy Detectives

#dead boy detectives #OKAY SO HERE'S THE THING #1. these are the least annoying teen characters I've seen in just about anything #2. it is actually queer and diverse but also it's funny and heartfelt and gloriously dumb #3. if it *does* get cancelled you're not left in an awful go2 type place #so like if you like dumb supernatural stuff give it a go

[that-trans-autistic-guy]

DBD as Iconic Vines

Jenny: Hey, I'm a lesbian Edwin: I thought you were American

Charles: Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does

Crystal in Port Townsend: crying I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets

Esther: I said whoever threw that paper, your mom's a hoe!

Music: Bring the Beat In! Niko: Anything for you, Beyonce!

Niko, looking at Edwin and Charles: And they were roommates Crystal: My god they were roommates

Charles, high on protective rage and anxiety: DON'T FUCK WITH ME! I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE!

Crystal, to Charles frequently: What the fuck Richard?

Everyone watching Edwin and Charles: Two bros, chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz they're not gay!

Charles: Back at it again at Krispy Kreme knocks sign down Patrons, wondering why the fuck the sign randomly fell: 0-0

Edwin: So I am confusion, why is this one Kansas, but this one is not Arkansas. AMERICA EXPLAIN!!! EXPLAIN, WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT 'ARKASAW'

Esther: Two shots of vodka empties entire bottle

Niko, sadly: I don't even know which way the Quiznos is

Edwin + Charles classmates: Oh hi, thanks for checking in, I'm still a piece of garbage

Edwin: That is NOT correct, because according to the encyclopedia of unintelligible language

Night Nurse: I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me

Edwin: Is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good book

Charles to Edwin: I love you bitch, I ain't never gonna stop loving you bitchhhh

#dead boy detectives #incorrect quotes #edwin payne #charles rowland #crystal palace #niko sasaki #jenny green #esther finch #night nurse #this is so dumb

[martyrbat]

[ID: a close-up panel of Batman over explaining how he tracked down a group of assassins that escaped from a murder site! He matter-of-factly states, “Since I automatically memorize every license number I see, I could trace it — to this garage! A dumb mistake, Sensei!” END ID]

babygirl you have autism <3

#autism be damned my boy can fight crime! #‘dumb mistake!!!’ baby you are a psychiatrist's wetdream <3 #autistic bruce wayne #<- its my blog I can include that tag for this idc die mad #c: detective comics | i: 485 #crypt's panels #batman

[magic-cricketbat]

things my bf and i think would put edwin payne in a coma:

the cheesecake factory

times square

the car from back to the future

salt and vinegar potato chips

game of thrones

rush by troye sivan

ipad kids

nyc pride

netflix

celsius (or really any energy drink)

airheads extremes

kraft singles

olivia rodrigo

and finally:

my boyfriend’s geriatric dog (shoutout to pepper the goodest boy)

#if y’all have other ones please add #this was a dumb thing my partner and started talking about on a walk one day #dead boy detectives #edwin paine #edwin payne

[stockered]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE SMOL DETECTIVE!!!🎂🎊🎉✨🎊🎈

He isn't sure why people are being so nice to him today and giving his stuff but he has a new book and Ran is making his favorite so he doesn't mind (He forgot it's his birthday...again)

#dmck #detective Conan #meitantei conan #case closed #kudou shinichi #edogawa conan #happy birthday #🎂🎈 #this come with a comic but i thought i had time to finish it....i didn't 😭😭😭 #anyway #my little dumb detective boi is always cute in Sherlock costume

[limonjarritos]

Thinking about Niko's mother and how she lost her husband and her daughter is off in a different country. How she sent letters to her, but never got a reply but could only hope she was doing okay. Only to suddenly hear that she died.

I'm not even sure she's gotten Niko's reply letter yet?

Which is worse?: getting the letter and being filled with relief and then getting the news, or finding out your daughter is dead and then getting her letter?

Her last words.

I wonder if she was informed of how horrific the death was? I mean the autopsy will no doubt be available.

#dead boy detectives #niko sasaki #just like going crazy over this #i did have more to say but i need a rewatch or else ill say something dumb #i wonder what the letter was like? what her mothers letters were. did niko assure her she was doing fine? #dead boy detectives spoilers #dbda

[anxious-witch]

I am sure someone did this already but god, can we talk about Edwin's chart some more?

Capricorn sun, Virgo rising, Leo moon.

My boy is STRUGGLING. Capricorn sun makes him very focused and determined to finish his goals and get what he wants. Also gives him a strong sense of pride. Above all else, they are reasonable(like not believing in astrology, for example 😂). Virgo rising aka how other people perceive him? Uptight, always following the rules, always logical, always immaculate. He cares a lot about property.

And then. LEO moon. Moon is all about feelings and the way one processes them. Leos are passionate and true to themselves and they long to be seen. Having Sun and Rising as Earth signs, who are very ground and down to earth. Very logical and goal focused, just to have his Moon, his FEELINGS in a Fire sign? Brutal. No wonder he was so shaken by the Cat King(who I definitely think has some Leo in his chart too lmao) who not only saw him and how he feels(shining light on exactly what a Leo moon would crave) but offering it? Shaking up his Earth sign sensibilities to the core, because he is not coming off as rule following, "uncaring" as he'd wish to? Rip, my guy

#dead boy detectives #edwin payne #dbda #rio rambles #I could probably talk about the bug threes of everyone aka what I think they would be based on what we see in the show #but I think I am already saying sm dumb shit lmao

[blakbonnet]

"when he escapes hell i will be waiting for him"

#I LOVE HIMMMM OUGH #HE IS SO DUMB #dead boy detectives #meow watches dbd #dbda

[celestialdetected]

hi i'm currently hyperfixated on dead boy detectives. so the running commentary in my head as I reply to things here is just *gay little ghost boys* *gay little ghost boys* *gay little ghost boys*

#oh hyperfixation how i've missed you #i'm literally plotting out fic to write for this dumb little ghost show #em speaks // ooc #dead boy detectives

[whomst-the-hell]

look sometimes when ppl say shit like ‘[teenage character] totally doesn’t act like a real teenager this is bad writing’ im with it, like yeah riverdale or whatever no one acts like that, etc

but more and more often im seeing it about characters and im like. what the fuck are you talking about. like either a) the person speaking is confusing teenagers with 10 year olds like im sorry but if a character is 15/16/17/18 and you say smth about how theyre too much like adults bc they idk. know about sex. or are capable of talking about feelings sometimes. or have political opinions. bro. or b) they are willfully ignoring or sanitising part of a story. like how children in really difficult or harsh circumstances are forced to mature quickly. or the time period/setting where a character we might consider a child would be considered an adult and treated as such

#this is about #six of crows #for the record #fandom #also though a really dumb one i saw was dead boy detectives. like yeah they dont act like normal kids. i wonder why. (has at least 30 years #of life experience) (deeply traumatised) (literally dead) (one of them lived through wwl)

[schwadudle]

You don't understand, the horror of dying as a child an never having the chance to grow up should have been a main part of the plot of dead boy detectives. There is just so much potential in the material and they only scratch the surface.

#so much dumb romance #i wanted ghost kids horror adventure #not heartstopper #dc #dead boy detectives #comic

[willowfae82]

how does that whole 'watch the show to get it a s2' thing work. like i have 2 sub accounts on my netflix. if i watch the show on both of them will that count as 2 more people having watched, or does it all just count as me.

also, does repeated watchings (all the way through each episode) help, or. because, yeah, i want more of this stupid ghost boys show.

#dead boy detectives #how does netflix work #seriously if i can't have a s2 of #julie and the phantoms #i want a s2 of these dumb dead gay boys

[that-trans-autistic-guy]

Crystal: Okay, Charles, what's your favorite- Charles: Edwin. Been my best mate for over thirty years, best thing that's ever happened to me Crystal: Uh, no I meant- Charles: Literally read to me while I fell asleep, no one I trust more in this world Crystal: No, dude, that's not- Charles: I would die for him. Die again? If that's possible? I dunno but I'd go through hell. No one I love more. Lit up my life with a lantern in an attic- Crystal: CHARLES!! I was trying to ask what your favorite food was... Charles: Oh... it's, uh, it's pasta... I should- Crystal: Yeah, please leave.

#dead boy detectives #charles rowland #crystal palace #charles really be waxing poetic about how much he loves edwin #is it platonic? romantic? queerplatonic? these dumb fucks certainly dont know

[akascow]

something about charles seeing that pile of torn edwin clone pieces and "you have to experience hell to see hell" and that one scene in supernatural where castiels being tortured by having to kill dean over and over again and it just pans over to a room full of dead deans lmao

warning graphic imageing 👇🏻👇🏻

idk

#this show has too many overlaps with spn and i hate it a lot bc it forces me to think about supernatural which i dont like doing HAHA #sorry for the blurry dbd picture i hate netflix's blackout thing that wont even let u take screenshots so i gootta use my phone n it sucks #dead boy detectives #edwin payne #charles rowland #dead boy detectives spoilers #that spn ss makes me giggle tho HAHA so dumb man

[thekittyfox2999]

i tried to draw Ratigan from memory and i ended up making whatever this is

he looks weird

And obligatory "tried to make it better with shading"

Edit: his name is Richard :)

#he doesn't look intimidating at all #he looks dumb #tgmd #the great mouse detective #ratigan #dumb rat #he didn't get a vest in the second one because i need to draw more variety #mice #? #i'm keeping him #little precious boy #oc

[martyrbat]

autistic! bruce wayne & silver st. cloud — detective comics #470

[ID: Bruce Wayne talking to a beautiful woman that's attending his yacht party. He's wearing a black suit with wide-notched lapels and a pink button up shirt underneath it with a matching cravat. She's wearing a coral green dress that clings to her figure, pearl earrings, and has shoulder length silver hair. She greets him, "Ah! The mysterious Mr. Wayne! I don't believe we've met! I'm Silver St. Cloud!" Bruce smirks slightly, obviously enthralled by her as he chimes back, "I'll bet you are!" He smoothly asks, "Have you lost someone?" as she gazes out at the bustling room. She tells him, "My date? Davy's down hustling pool with the mayor's speechwriter! You have most of Gotham's government on board! I hope you're not an enemy spy – or running for office!"

Bruce laughs at the joke as he leans over the yacht's railing. He looks out at the water as he tells her, "I'm afraid not! But Gotham's been good to me! I just wanted to say thanks, in my own way!" Silver, who probably knows of Bruce's orphaned past and is actually familiar with Gotham, looks at him intrigued as Bruce straightens back into standing. She tells him, "You're a strange man – not like what I'd imagined!" Bruce winks and does a little finger gun in her direction as he says, "I wish I could fascinate you further, then, but I have to make the rounds! Maybe I'll see you later, if Davy's still busy!" She giggles, "I'd like that!"

Bruce slips away through the crowd and quickly changes into his Batman costume and snorkeling gear! He thinks to himself, "I'm sorry to leave you, Silver! Bruce Wayne was really interested!" But alas! He has the evening planned to the last detail in order to stop a villain commit nuclear fallout within a hour. He succeeds, receiving only minor radiation burns in the process, and returns to the party just in time for him to be present while dinner is being served!

Silver notices his presence and strolls up to him to greet him again, saying she's been looking for him. Bruce excuses, "I'm not that hard to find, Silver! Your luck must be bad!" Before he reassures her, "Actually, I've been looking for you, too!" Miraculously, she's charmed by him and wraps her arms around his neck. Her hands go to his hair and he places one of his hands on her upper back as the other stays in his pant's pocket. She purrs, "So we're just ships that pass in the night–?" Bruce enthusiastically tells her, "Lady, I could make a pass at you any night!" Before he pulls away and starts walking. He tells her without looking, "Come on! Let's get some food and talk it over!" Silver looks at her hand perplexed, pondering to herself that it's odd that his hair is damp and how she wonders why... END ID]

#he has autism thats just the nervous sweat from talking to a pretty girl dont worry about it #also for context i want to remind u that alfred is still recovering from being poisoned #and bruce has had radiation burns that wre refusing to heal for over a week still #i know some people will see this as him being somewhat charming but they would be wrong. this isnt meant to be smooth this is autism. #saying o yea i bet! after learning her name. #the gotham line... #'lady ill make a pass at you any night!' and pulling away to follow schedule of dinner/not knowing how to progress from there #how he tells her wow ur luck must fucking suck before having to add on 'but i wanted to see u too....' #flirting clumsily with radiation burns #his dumb little shirt #but autism be damned my boy is going to get his dick wet ! #c: detective comics | i: 470 #autistic bruce wayne #bruce's dating disasters #silver st. cloud #crypt's panels