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[that-trans-autistic-guy]

'edwin listens to' 'we should introduce that boy to' no. make him listen to the new puttin on the ritz (if i remember correctly the first one came out when he was a kid), make him listen to melody gardot. make him weep. melody gardot is considered a modern billie holiday if you don't know, and she copies the old jazz styles almost perfectly <3. i def recommend her

ohohohoho how fun

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THEY FINALLY GOT IN THE CAR!! WOO. (how am i still not done with this 1 chapter) 🫠🫠

YAY CAR!!!!

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The boys have like. Little notes stuck to their back DO NOT TOUCH - DEATH

yeah basically

[that-trans-autistic-guy]

Lmao yesss

Other demons watching like: 👀

0-0 "yall seein this shit?"

[that-trans-autistic-guy]

HOUGH Charles (love the angst)

Lmao I wonder if Death ever found out about that other demon

teehee angst

Death would obliterate that thing so hard it would leave a crater

[that-trans-autistic-guy]

why . why would you do that to us /aff . im starting to think you have a favorite thing to write and i think that thing is charles either being happy or having the worst time of his (un)life

oh no! anyway-

i dont really have a favorite thing to write, i just like the boys so oh well

#dead boy detectives #writing

[that-trans-autistic-guy]

im so not sorry

#dead boy detectives #writing #im not sorry #not even a little bit

[that-trans-autistic-guy]

understandable, i broke the cuteness dial today

#dead boy detectives #writing

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YOU. the new fic made me almost cry!! /pos

also : beatrice called florence and albert the ipad kids . and called jenny, edwin, niko, charles, and crystal kids in the same sentence.

awww yay!

awesome, incredible

#dead boy detectives #writing

[that-trans-autistic-guy]

tw mentions of suicide (beatrice is referencing a book character from 1959)

She leaned so her hand that was on the counter was holding her chin, tilting her head thoughtfully. "Have y'all ever heard of The Haunting of Hill House?" He watched Jenny tense, tilting her head as if trying to place that accent-- it sounded both American and British, so.. "The mid-Atlantic," Crystal whispered, coming to the same conclusion as all of them: The accent that hadn't been commonly used in decades. No one trained themselves-- or naturally had it-- anymore. Regardless, they needed to focus on the conversation, so they all went quiet and listened as Jenny started walking forward to pay with the other owner. They watched as both owners looked at this girl weirdly, like she was insane for referencing a book. (Thank you, Edwin Payne, for reading that book to me, Charles internally thanked.) "No? Darn. Well, in that book, this girl gets suuuper attached to this house in the countryside. When everyone demands she leave, she gets in her car and begins to leave, but then revs up and kills herself by slamming the car into a tree. " Upon their staring, the ginger shakes her head with a saddened sigh, muttering a quiet "people these days…" before shrugging and fully standing to collect her bag, as she finished paying while she spoke. "What I'm tryna say here, folks, is that if you keep tellin me to leave the mansion where dea-- my mother asked me to govern, where my s.. aunts and uncles died, well, that just might happen to me. Be careful now!"

i hate her (affectionate) . also if u saw me accidentally unfollow u when doing the ask no u didnt shhh.

ohohohhohohoho excellent, excellent

well i hadnt noticed but now i did ;-; /j

#dead boy detectives #writing

[that-trans-autistic-guy]

i finally wrote beatrice speaking and i gave her like. country twang. because yes. 60s-70s fashionista witch with a midatlantic country twang of a voice versus her edwardian ghost brother with a posh londoner accent that he was forced to do that eventually became natural (i imagine forcing ppl to cover up accents is similar to religious schools forcing kids to change their left handedness but with 1900s rich schools instead). help

oh fuck yeah! what do u possibly need help for, ur killing it!

#dead boy detectives #writing

[that-trans-autistic-guy]

hi mate!! idk if you've seen it yet but here ya go. , basically the doggo sniffs it then gets jumpscared (from what i saw, i didnt see the full video)

i did! the way i nearly screamed cuz like that is jax, lost my mind

#dead boy detectives #writing

[that-trans-autistic-guy]

DBD Incorrects Quotes from a Random Generator Online

Edwin: You have your weirdly sincere humility Charles: I prefer the term 'self loathing' actually

Edwin: No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, alright? Are we cowabunga on this? Crystal, sighing: Fine. We're cowabunga.

Niko: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life. Crystal: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back… Charles: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this. Mick: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years. Jenny: I knew I lost that potential somewhere. Edwin: Mental stability, my old friend! Niko: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?

Niko: We all have our demons. Crystal, grabbing David: This one’s mine!

Crystal: Seriously, all you do is bitch. Edwin: I happen to bitch the perfect amount for someone in my situation.

Edwin: Ask me anything. Go ahead, I'll give you a straight answer. Charles: Why are we so fucking awesome? Edwin: That's the best fucking question anybody's ever asked.

The Sprites: PEASANT. I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE. Niko: You know there are other ways to say you want McDonalds. The Sprites: FOUL PLEBEIAN. YOU DARE SPEAK AGAINST ME— Niko: sigh What do you want? The Sprites: Chicken nuggets please.

Charles: Are you a cuddler? Edwin: I'm a machine of death and destruction. Charles: Edwin: …Yeah, I'm a cuddler.

Esther: You’d be stupid to lay a hand on me. Charles: Oh, you’d be surprised how much stupid shit I do.

The squad is playing a team sport Niko: Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Edwin? Charles: Have you ever played a game with Edwin? Niko: No… Charles: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine? Meanwhile, on the other side of the field Edwin, chasing Crystal: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!

Crystal: Why are we friends? Edwin: Poor decisions on your part.

Charles: falls down the stairs Edwin: Are you okay? Niko: Stop falling down the stairs! Crystal: How’d the ground taste?

Crystal, T-posing in the doorway: Greetings, Jenny. Jenny, not looking up from their coffee: Good morning, problem child.

Edwin: My level of gay has reached “sighing deeply whenever anything extremely heterosexual happens near me”.

Monty: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?! Charles: … Monty: Oh, right. The lying.

Charles: Being half asleep and feeling someone gently plant a kiss on your forehead is one of the purest kinds of love in the world. Crystal: Unless you're home alone.

Edwin: Are you really planning to shoot the demon? Crystal: Don't worry, it's a holy gun. Edwin: How so? Crystal: It makes holes.

Crystal: I need life advice. Jenny, sipping wine and eating cookie dough: You came to the right person.

Charles: Edwin, you love me, right? Edwin: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.

Edwin: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. Charles: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. Edwin: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? Charles: Is it working?

Charles: Edwin taught me to think before I act. Charles: …So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.

Night Nurse, smugly, after security arrives to escort Edwin and Charles out: So, do you wanna walk out of here or do you wanna be carried out? Edwin, in defeat: Let’s go. Charles: Wait. Edwin: What? Charles: I’d kinda like to be carried out…

#dead boy detectives #incorrect quotes #edwin payne #charles rowland #crystal palace #niko sasaki

[that-trans-autistic-guy]

set out to write angst, instead yall get some wholesome shit. damn. well go enjoy that ig

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[that-trans-autistic-guy]

YAY HIIIII

hiiii !!

@eldritchdemonfox @that-trans-autistic-guy i decided to make a fandom & fic account just because it'd be easier this way. :D

its me 🧃🪡

[that-trans-autistic-guy]

i posted my first fic chapter and it would mean so much to me if you could check it out!! my story is called 'the case of the selkie's skin', and my username on ao3 is the same as on here (as you know!!)

i read it and its damn good! im really looking forward to ur updates!

#dead boy detectives #writing

[that-trans-autistic-guy]

stay safe and take care of yourself dude!! if you need to take breaks or anything please do , please put urself first dude !! dealing w anniversaries etc is rough

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