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atafrd · 5 months
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This popped up on my FB memories today... nothing has changed ~
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harbingerofsoup · 4 months
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dracula is defeated by 1) autism, 2) true love, and 3) incredible violence, and the fact that this isn’t the mainstream understanding of dracula in pop culture is a fucking travesty
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higgsbison · 2 years
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very glad bestie is having a nice time, was a bit worried when he didn't update yesterday
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nerdpoe · 7 months
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Vlad meets Lex. He realizes some things.
Vlad meets Lex Luthor at a gala, and Lex is schmoozing hard.
Lex has heard about Vlad's weirdass business deals, knows something isn't right, and he want whatever untraceable power Vlad's got at his disposal.
Lex has done his research, and knows that Vlad got the equipment for cloning, but that no child was ever announced. So Lex starts bragging, going on and on about Kon and talking about the kid like he's a Thing.
And Vlad, listening to this, has some unfortunate realizations about how he was treating Ellie.
So Vlad excuses himself and does some digging of his own, and holy shit do the dead have a lot to gossip about regarding how Superman used to treat the boy, and Vlad...doesn't want to be compared to either of those buffoons.
He's better than both of them combined.
And he's gonna prove it.
He's gonna be the daddest dad that ever dadded.
He'll be way better than Jack, and if he's a better father than Jack then Daniel and Jasmine and Maddie will follow! He just has to learn how to be a good parent.
Easy.
He proceeds to buy every parenting book he can find, and signs himself up for parenting classes.
Ellie, minding her own business, feels a shiver go down her back.
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fayevalcntine · 6 months
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Vampire Appreciation Week: Favorite vampire fiction(s) OR first vampire obsession 
"A silver stake? A crucifix? What, did you think we haven't tried everything before? We've shot him, stabbed him, clubbed him, sprayed him with holy water, staked him through the heart, and STILL he lives! Do you understand? No-one knows how to kill Dracula!"
Van Helsing (2004), directed by Stephen Sommers
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floatyflowers · 4 days
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Dark Dracula x Wife Human Reader (Things he would say to you)
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"I am a jealous man, and no one will take you away from me."
"My dear, you will not walk away from me again or I will place you in my coffin"
"My beloved, you are my property and my heart."
" I would rip a thousand lives out for you."
"You have no business outside my sight."
"I will hunt down that man for thinking about touching you"
"I shall mold you in my image and then I will make you my own."
"You are not to step one foot outside this castle unless I allow it."
"You are mine to touch and mine alone; I will have my way with you whenever I desire."
"The more you resist, the more I will take from you."
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watcherscrown · 4 months
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Justin McElroy comes up with the best fucking characters lmao. I know a lot of people stopped listening to taz after balance ended so I need you to know that they're doing a mini arc TAZ: vs. Dracula and Justin's character is a stuffy old society lady who is very prudish. BUT she died and she got frankensteined into the body of a hot tall battle maiden with "luscious curves"
oh yeah and she died bc Dracula hit her with his car so hard her body exploded
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howlerbat · 1 year
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tiffanyvalentine · 1 year
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Try telling me this wasn’t how that one conversation in Renfield went, I dare you 😤
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gay-valkyries · 2 years
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count dracula, may 7:
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quixoticanarchy · 2 years
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I love Mina because sometimes she solves problems by hacking her psychic link to the enemy and sometimes she solves problems by Understanding Geography
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gracelesstars · 2 months
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"Back when you first came into my life, I recalled a place that I knew as a child A special place One that I held close to my heart Won’t you lead me in a dance down this winding road where light and shadow entwine to take hold of the thoughts of the one left far behind? Know that, sometimes, I want to turn around and see the things that I’ve passed on the journey, but know with love on my side, with courage and pride, I’ll fight I will carry on"
R.I.P. Akira Toriyama
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eissaphir · 9 months
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I think living in a castle and swishing my cape around would heal me, actually
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mycinefilia · 1 year
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Nicholas Hoult as Renfield
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heatherfield · 7 months
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@giftober 2023 | Day 5: friendship
♪ Dearest Lucy, I know it's been too long. Things in Budapest are curious and wrong. I'm so lonely without my friend. ♪
Mina and Lucy in Friends 'til the End [x]
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moonsun2010 · 2 years
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16 May was a wild time
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