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Textile-sample book (mid 1930′s) by Otti Berger (1898–1944). Cotton. Manufactured by Bauhaus.

Images and text courtesy The Met.

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1 am thinking abt the triassic cuddle once again and getting sad. The Thrinaxodon was in a torpor and wouldn’t have woken up before it drowned in the rain. The Broomistega was badly injured and dying. Neither of them ever actually knew each other but their last moments are curled up together and immortalized in stone Hggggm

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hi i’m a skyrim bandit my favorite hobby is keeping 12 gold in novice locked chests that i do not own a key for

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TBH = the beastly howl

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i got my new tetanus shot who wants to play bucket of rusty nails withme ^_^

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Caves are weirder and more varied than you think

#let me in let me innnnn

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two bros, both alike in sexuality

in a hot tub, where we lay our scene

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lgbt (linguine, garlic, basil, tomatoes)

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mentally at the mamma mia wrap party

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He added, after a pause: “Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.”

Les Misérables, Volume I / Book V / Chapter III, trans. Hapgood

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Wish I was a late bronze age girl

I would have my homeland invaded by the sea peoples. I would be lain siege to by the sea peoples. My cities would be sacked by the sea peoples. I would make bronze tools and pottery. My shores would be invaded by the mysterious sea peoples. I would be mustering my armies to fend off the sea peoples.

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me: do you guys like my evil thorned plate armour and bloodred cloak? is the ominous glow of my visor slit too much?

my manserpent minion: it'ssss sssslaying absssolute penisssss, ssssire

my shambling zombie: uuuu 👍

captured gnome i keep in a birdcage: golly gee willikers it's sure some scary!!!

my straight manserpent minion: looks pretty good boss

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Marcille and Falin wear cute outfits and are probably on a date looking for plants to adopt

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The Farmer's Daughter Dondi Penn by Bunny Yeager 1960