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andruillus · 7 months
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13 (house md)
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oddlittlestories · 7 months
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The House MD characters need more Life-changing Field Trips. I tried to do a poll but
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Kutner & Thirteen. Comicon like @greghatecrimes headcanon. Ooh or a road trip down to Roswell.
Chase & ??? after his major injury & dealing with depression and healing. Extended road trip. (Kutner would’ve been the obvious choice but). I think it should be family vibes so Thirteen I guess.
Chase & Thirteen. European backpacking maybe? They keep going in cathedrals even though they should really stop doing that.
The whole team ends up at a Renaissance Fair. But I’m not sure who the non-nerd is (there’s only one and it isn’t Taub). Maybe Wilson? I think Park would be embarrassed but love it anyways.
Kutner & Taub go to a cheesy pop-up carnival as per my headcanon.
Thirteen, Kutner, and Taub go to a special haunted house down the coast. House and Wilson show up to scare the crap out of them at the end. Foreman, Cameron and Chase get lost on the way and end up at a roadside cafe instead.
Thirteen & Cameron. Rocky cliff beach trip? Six flags trip? Wine tasting tour? Whale watching? Something scenic somehow I think. Which ofc devolves into something way more wild
Kutner & Cuddy & Rachel. Some sufficiently child-oriented trip.
Wilson, House and Alvie? Some contestant based show that House and Alvie trick Wilson into?? Best of Route 66? There is no way this doesn’t end the same way as the bachelor party.
Wilson and the OG trio. To a conference together but their return flights get canceled.
Wilson & Cuddy. NYC to see Broadway shows and art. End up at the Lower East Side Tenement Museum.
Wilson & Thirteen. Supposedly to do something fancy but actually to do something fun and ridiculous but without House lol
And finally J Whitner and House should go on an Accessibility Tour where they see if businesses that claim to be accessible really are. And no one can tell if they’re in cahoots or if they’re feuding (both ofc)
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houseswife · 4 months
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people who aren’t in the house md fandom assume that the batshit craziness of these plotlines starts and ends with the old man yaoi and the malpractice. you all think you understand? [grabs you by the face] listen to me closely. these patients specifically seek out house because he’s known as the capital-G God of diagnostics. on MULTIPLE occasions someone has come in with seizures, coughing up blood, in multi-system organ failure and the team is like “it says here in the chart that you’ve had sex before?… yeah so we have concluded that ur allergic to cum :/ sorry.” and then are genuinely shocked when their treatment of “no more taking big fat loads from peanis” doesn’t reverse sepsis. this is a medical drama. about medical mysteries
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thechy-fychannel · 1 month
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I saw a few other blogs doing this so I thought I'd share my input on what I think would happen in the House MD universe in 2024:
the constant jokes abt house and wilson's relationship turns into the fellows jokingly writing fanfic abt their boss and his boy best friend. somewhere along the way they all get very serious abt the quality of it and it turns into a Whole Thing, a 150k+ novel that they vow to take to their graves.
house discovers the fic by accident and sends it to wilson. wilson discovers things abt himself and then he and house discover each other shortly thereafter.
house purposefully posts the fic online and credits the fellows by their entire full names so it embarrasses them more than house and wilson. It's never spoken abt again but it gets way more online attention than any of them expected.
wilson doesn't get how the Cloud works and accidentally uploads his and house's nudes to the google nest hub on his desk. He doesn't notice it until one of his sweet little old lady cancer patients points it out to him during their appointment. He throws the google nest hub into his trash can until he can figure out how to get the naked pictures off of it.
house has an alexa and abuses the hell out of it. sometimes ppl hear him screaming at someone in his office, only to walk in and find a robotic voice replying with "sorry, I didn't get that" and house throws it off the balcony.
wilson gets addicted to online shopping. house has to stage an intervention bc they do not have enough room in their closet for another pair of prada loafers and their kitchen is full of shitty gadgets that wilson bought off temu or something.
some right wing social media influencer comes in with a mysterious illness and ends up getting castrated as part of the solution. 13 personally does the procedure herself and house watches like a proud dad.
a patient reveals chase's grindr by shoving his phone at him and asking "is this you?" abt the headless profile with the ripped abs that says Dr. Feel Good, 0 feet away, in front of the rest of the team.
foreman finds the team doing tiktok dances bc house told them to learn it in order to understand their 15 yr old patient better.
chase medically murders mitch mcconnel and the entire hospital celebrates ding dong the witch is dead style.
there's a whole episode where house faces his transphobia bc of a trans patient that he connects with. the patient tells him to fuck off and go face his own problems instead of pretending to make it right by being nice to one trans person. And house does, even if he's not perfect, he really tries to do better.
13 gets her medical marijuana card and accidentally becomes the team's plug. her main customer is wilson who still supplies it to certain terminal patients. She hears "hey, can I hit your pen?" at least four times a day.
foreman buys a tesla and it blows up in the parking lot. they spend the entire episode trying to figure out who tried to kill foreman, but it turns out that teslas just do that sometimes.
there's an episode where house finds out that netflix is removing his favorite obscure tv show that ran for 2 seasons in 2002 and wilson recruits the team to hunt down a dvd copy of it without house finding out. they somehow manage to find one and spend a ridiculous amount of money on it, only to open the dvd case and find a copy of the porno wilson starred in that one time instead of the dvd of the show. park saves the day at the last minute by finding a copy of it in a box of dvds in her parents house.
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notanormalenjoyer · 8 months
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if you recognize this location you deserve financial compensation, and therapy
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oh and you're also gay
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barryroyco · 10 months
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4x12 is the gayest house episode imaginable. we get “you’re sleeping with me” followed by house booking it like a bat out of hell. right after, we introduce 13’s bisexuality. then, we have the “why NOT date you” “we’re a couple” scene, ending with the underrated “well, if you had looked at me with those flashing eyes BEFORE i was involved…”
house episodes are always very layered. a b and sometimes c plots. you can’t tell me the concept of wilson finding happiness with an attainable version of house isn’t connected to introducing a bi character in some way. the writers wanted to explore it soooo bad
diversity win! all of the doctors who are going to kill you on accident are gay!
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gay daughter or thot son
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raspberryneuron · 3 months
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comicwritesstuff · 2 months
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Ik I just said I was stressed and needed a break or something, but, even if this fandoms dead, I genuinely need to write something about House or Cuddy or Wilson or Thirteen or like fucking any of them the whole cast is hot.
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(Specifically House, im salivating over this old man, I wanna fuck him so bad)
GIMMIE REQUESTS PLLLLEEEEEAAASSSEEEEE
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realbeefman · 6 months
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thirteen was like 28 when she started working at ppth she should’ve been at the club. i mean actually she did get fired that one time for having too much gay sex at the club but still. she should’ve been at the club
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housethemd · 5 months
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First two teams only because I ran out of answer slots.
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osinthewhite · 8 months
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Let's play a game! [⚠️ SPOILERS ⚠️]
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thievedreams · 3 months
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“house doesn’t care about anyone” ok but then like why does he show up to pick 13 from prison with a martini in hand? literally everyone else had stopped giving a shit about what happened to her but house didn’t stop until he not only knew where she was but knew when she was getting out and on that day was immediately there for her like. “he just wanted to know what she did” yea but the martini. the fuckin martini!!! he didn’t have to bring her a drink at all let alone one that shows he actually Knows Her. i’m just saying if it was all just about the puzzle there wouldn’t have been a martini idc.
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houseswife · 4 months
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listen. this may sound like a reach but I don’t think house’s eagerness to go to the lesbian bar with thirteen was fetishistic glee. because like. okay. straight men love lesbians. but it’s only ever in a “conventionally attractive porn stars making out”, “I’ll pay these 2 strippers to kiss” sort of way, not exactly in the sense that they like to surround themselves with regular, real life sapphics. in fact, most hetero men despise the lesbians they meet in real life because they see them as either unattainable or unappealing disappointments to their fantasies. now, listen. house isn’t stupid, it’s not like he thought thirteen was gonna let him in on some hot girl-on-girl voyeuristic action, and he certainly knew he wasn’t about to get laid himself at a bar of ALL WLW. he’s an overconfident perv, sure, but not the kind who thinks he can ‘convert’ a gay gal, nor would he even desire to. the damn patient of the week is a guy who tried to ECT himself straight, which house obviously doesn’t believe is reasonable (this episode also gave us the shot where both house & thirteen are shown making a face in response to “I’m as straight as any of you!”)
with all of this laid out, you kinda have to assume that he was excited about the bar for another reason. dare I say it was simply… the joy of existing in a queer space as a queer person?
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struggles-and-prose · 8 months
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Yeah... A "cat". 😉
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Aaah, Kutner. Always so weirdly adorable and- a bit disgusting. XD
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mutifandom-madness · 7 months
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Thirteen, Chase, and Kutner standing in a trenchcoat pretending to be adults
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