Swotty's DH headcanon no.4:
The Malfoy line has a couple of differing curses.
1. Being able to produce only one son in a lifetime (because of something that happened hundreds of years ago) to prevent any bastards. Draco having a kid with Hermione somehow broke that because his blood disowned him for procreating with someone of Muggle decent—this one was placed by a scorned Malfoy wife.
2. The kids having the signature Malfoy hair and eyes as to know if the wives have bedded another man—done by some Malfoy patriarch along the beginning of the branch.
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hori saving that bkdk handhold and making us microdose the other ones so we don’t die instantly
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Happy one year anniversary to the ranchers :,,)
One hot summer day, feeling too lazy to do much and in need of some relaxing, they decided to find a shady spot out in a pasture and fill up an old horse trough for Jimmy to cool down in while Tango lovingly preens his feathers. It’s quiet besides Tango humming and the soft sound of bugs, and Jimmy takes a moment to peek at his rancher and get little flip floppies in his stomach like he does every time he looks at him.
Double life is where I entered the fandom thanks to my buddy @aquaquadrant and I’ve NEVER BEEN MORE GRATEFUL!!! Thanks to her and the ranchers I’ve gotten to meet so many people and have so many good memories with this NEATO group of fellow fans~
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Two thoughts:
1. These are the eyes of a man who's spent the entire night crying and is too exhausted to do more at this point.
2. Vash declares (blames?) Livio (technically Razlo?) for Wolfwood's death, and he still feeds and takes Livio with him.
Imagine their journey west. Imagine them shaking out bedrolls and Vash turns to say good night and realizes Wolfwood isn't the one beside him. He never will be again.
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Logan: In honour of your birthday, Patton, I’d like to make a speech.
Patton: Awww!
Logan: Don’t worry about the past, you can’t change it. Don’t worry about the future, you can’t predict it. Don’t worry about the present, I didn’t get you one.
Patton: Did...you just make a dad joke for me??
Logan: Yes, that’s my actual present. Happy birthday, old friend.
Patton: *screaming* I LOVE IT!!!!
Happy Birthday to everyone’s dad! He’s 10 this year! 😳🩵🤍🎁🎊🎉🎂
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