#don't take this srsly pls

[finchcritterart]

I finally watched/read Nimoner

#shitpost #don't take this srsly pls #nimona #ambosious goldenloin #ballister boldheart #ballister blackheart #pls I'm sorry this is so crappy #didn't have time to do a proper fanart so here is some garbage instead #i loved both the book and the movie they're great :)

[irondad-defensesquad]

ngl if i have a kid and they like superheroes, i'm buying both iron man and spider-man merch. you gotta teach your kids about irondad

#/joking #pls don't take this srsly #lotus speaks #irondad

[basofy]

i hope when the lisa definitive edition releases old and new players start to see the party members as not only a fun mechanic to progress in the game but also as their second purpose (specified even in their gang page)

which is to tell how different the people of olathe are from eachother from good to neutral to bad.

all of the party members got their own personalities, points of view and goals, which i've always been appreciative of because it makes them all feel like they're their own person and it shows that they're not going to think exactly like you just because they're on your side.

so some of them can be assholes that despise brad for different reasons and are even creepy to buddy and others can just be neutral on the whole thing or don't care about brad but don't hate him and there are others who are nice people who just want someone to hang out and get attached to brad and it pains them to betray him at the end. some of them even got someone they care about too the same way brad cares for buddy.

and all of this is made just so you don't see them only as tools, they are written this way to show you what the people of olathe are like from a closer perspective. the only other way to do this would be using npcs which would go more overlooked, and it already IS overlooked by players

becuz over time i've seen toooo many fans who speak as if absolutely every man in olathe is an asshole and a pedo, which is why they congratulate tooley too much just for being decent to buddy. i like him but you give him too much credit for something other characters do as well.

and they talk like these are just 'olathe standards' and like it's okay for this game when No, this game condemns this type of behavior at all times and it makes it very clear. it's not normal, it's just common

i mean was terry a creep towards buddy??? bo?? carp?? shocklord? birdie? nern? olan? the warlords??? and more characters and there are even npcs who deeply question the stuff going on around buddy or are simply not interested in her

and then i see takes such as "maybe x character is gay becuz they don't seem interested in buddy". pal i can think of a million better reasons to consider a character gay (sometimes no reason at all, have fun). (also again, TOOLEY. i mean he was seen at the beehive, isn't that a better reason to think he's gay??)

you don't need to be a pedo and a rapist to be attracted to women, and it's crazy how little the concept of consent matters to some people, because this isn't the only time i've seen this type of thinking over a piece of media.

this is a way of thinking that comes from people who got into lisa for the fun battles and do not understand the story, and it's sorta okay, it's fine if the battles are your favorite thing or if you're not that fond of emotional stories, but you can't ignore this part of the game, to do that you better just play something else, because my problem is that when you try to explain the emotional matters of lisa's story they never want to listen; they preffer living in their little bubble of misinterpreting everything. (like the amount of times i've tried explaining to other fans why lisa isn't worst than her goddamn dad and it's like talking to a wall) like damn, i love the battles too but i can perfectly have both things yknow.

anyway just my silly little thoughs that have been going thru my mind these past weeks, i take this game too seriously but i also feel like it's dumb not to because that's what it wants you to do.

hope things go well when the definitive edition drops and that everyone enjoys it 8)

#getting overwhelmed at the attention ive been getting in lisa twitter #lately so i might just post my silly opinions here lmao (since lisa tumblr is kinda dead) #on the topic of tooley it makes me sad to see ppl hate him but i also understand why #fans have been reaaaal weird about him #and idk if he is even there to make some sort of statement which makes him uncomfortable #i liked when i realized he was in joyful and thought he was a cool guy and that's literally it. #at most i thought that it would be nice if he could be buddy's friend just for the fact that buddy needs one #but she has a hard time maintaining relationships of any sort anyway #also don't ship them pls #aside from it being bad it's like taking what tooley said about her and wiping your ass with it #lisa rpg #lisa the painful #long post #takes a fancy sip of my water like it's wine #LIKE WHAT DO YOU THINK THE CHARACTER BIOS ARE FOR SRSLY #lisa ramblings #this absolutely goes on the tag

[outofmyhead]

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #meme #mine #baldur's gate #pls don't take it fully srsly I beg of you #it's just a meme xd

[stef-rambles]

watching a vid about Chucky the Doll as the new k!ll3r in DBD yesterday probably gave me the weirdest brainfart I've had lately and I needa share it with you guys... xD

just as a small heads up; characters are way OOC, I'm very well aware of it, this is just a fun little idea I had and wanted to share

DBD AU with my four fav genshin idiots (lovingly) Alhaitham, Cyno, Neuvillette, and Wriothesley but instead of them all being calm and collected as they usually are, imagine them all nearly shitting their pants and turning into whimpering, in the corner sitting and rocking their bodies back and forth, wide-eyed staring, and trembling, horror-stricken messes after getting a glimpse of the k!ll3r, who's actually a short Doll (totally not thinking of Scara, dunno what you’re talking about) running around and lurking in the shadows to hunt them down

bc I can totally imagine Scara doing just that, spewing stuff like “don’t chicken out now!” and “where are you assholes?” or “you’re mine!” and “that’s what you get when you play with dolls!” or “gotcha! you dumb shit!” while viciously laughing as he scampers through high grass, holding a knife almost the same size as himself, just to get a thrill out of seeing the others being absolutely terrified outta their minds xD

#ooc post #out of character #seriously I'm aware they're OOC it's on purpose so don't come @ me #alhaitham #cyno #neuvillette #wriothesley #cytham #haino #wriolette #neuvithesley #if you squint #dbd au #look it just came over me i'm sorry #I'd probably shit my pants myself while playing the game bc like... Chucky is just next level creepy #but I love that little fucker #and I'm actually super excited they finally included him #but yea this was just a stupid little idea I had so pls enjoy xD #brain fart #dont take this too srsly #stef rambles

[bubblestickerz]

* intrusive thought screaming and crying and banging on my glass windows *

anyways, if squidward was willing to accept his ‘silly’ or ‘goofy’ side, and not judge himself like he expects other people to, i think he’d finally be at peace emotionally. and it’s not just to accept spongebob into his life in a healthy sense, because he really does need that. but also the fact squidward is so apathetic to the point of making life seem meaningless, shows just how hard he tries to be an adult and to be serious and take things seriously. even in a way that isn’t ‘taking things seriously’, as most people find him lazy at his job. though i’d translate this as a way to deflect spongebob’s pure joy of being silly and goofy at his job, and being good at it. squidward knows he can’t be open and free like spongebob, he feels intimidated by the raw talent spongebob possesses during moments of silliness even. or the ability for spongebob to bounce back eventually, to keep going and keep trying because he cares that much. squidward can be uncaring and mean outwardly though, that comes naturally because of how he’s built himself to be. and when surrounded by people he thinks are ‘just like him’ in the gated community he joined in that one episode, he realizes just how little he relates to that lifestyle. that he backed himself into a corner of being a ‘serious adult’ that truly does not feel at home in his own personality in a sense, but feels the immense social pressure to be seen as professional and mature, especially for his artistic career(s). but for better or for worse, he is someone that benefits from the ‘silly’ or ‘goofy’ side of things. and whether that’s spongebob’s doing or a personal connection to the same things spongebob indulges in from time to time, i think spongebob brings out the best in squidward, even at the expense of his sanity sometimes. until squidward can admit to himself that he’s not a loser like he calls spongebob, that he is just as serious as he wants to be when he wants to be, and letting loose sometimes is totally okay, he will not be able to truly be himself. and the thing that stunts him artistically, may be this wall he puts up to be perceived the correct way he’s been told to by society. so the relationship between spongebob and squidward is actually a deep, meaningful journey into accepting an aspect of an individual that can’t express it for himself just yet maybe, but deserves to be as silly and goofy, and dare i say weird, all he wants. spongebob is squidward’s way out of a toxic relationship between himself and society, and i think if he realized that, he’d finally be happy and able to express himself

#it's late and im daydreaming abt these two again #they deserve to hold hands i dink #also don't take this 100% srsly pls. i am just a silly funny guy #i do like how this turned out tho ngl #and this was a good way to get my mind off Those thoughts ya know #squidbob #spongebob #squishy stuff

[certifiedmaidenlessblog]

Everyone can look away I'm gonna post something embarrassing

#pls don't take my music opinions srsly okay? #okay <3 #im so srs pls don't take that shit srsly #i just think noise nice waow when i like a song #ira.text

[bpdstevenuniverse]

people: you get so angry so easily!

me: yes, that's what borderline personality disorder means

[ID: the meme "that's what killing you means", without caption. /End ID]

#*(i do not condone being a jerk btw i just wanted to be funny) #(pls don't take this too srsly) #actuallybpd #self-deprecating humor #this might apply to bipolar disorder too since i have both of them. idk #venting #personal #my journal #bpd rage

[t4tbedehopmar]

AHEM MAY I MAKE A CONTRIBUTION. i think the reason i get so many bitches is the bede charm *gets shot*

#WHY ELSE WLD HOP BE DATING ME??? IT'S THE CHARM GUYS IT'S THE CHARM #this is a joke btw guys pls don't take this srsly i'm abt to die #I HONESTLY HAVE NO IDEA HOW I GET SO MANY BITCHES LIKE. DO U GUYS LIKE MY PINK PERSONALITY OR MY CHARMING VOICE OR WHAT DOAHDJADKAJDKAHJS

[screamingfrenchfries]

GUYS WE WON ALREADY!! ITS GREEN !!! the walls, they're G R E E N

#i mean #green walls while they write byler canon?? #literally iconic #anyways #this is /j #pls don't take this too srsly i am just waiting for the 5th lmaooo #byler

[homunculusalphonse]

imagine sadie calling lars kirby when he returns home pink

#and he's not even BALL shaped like kirby #captain's log #steven universe #larsadie #lars barriga aka cotton candy haired kirby #(i'm just joking pls don't take it srsly)

[irondad-defensesquad]

tony: ah cheer up, angel, get a drink

rhodey: call me angel again and i'll end you

(hint: they're dressed up as crowley and aziraphale)

#this is stupid pls don't take it srsly #lotus speaks #ironhusbands

[niishi]

man one piece ruined my ability to enjoy escapism. nothing is as good as one piece. the world outside of one piece is grey

#im joking pls don't take this super srsly lol #one piece is just so good #nothing else can compare

[stef-rambles]

y'all will probably hate me for this and no, I didn't play the new archon quest yet, so it's purely a headcanon/brainfart of mine but anyway

here goes stef's what if no. ThinkOfAnyRandomOneBcILostCount

sou, what if...

... the prophecy of Fontaine's water levels rising and eventually being the cause for it to completely cease to exist is actually bc Neuvillette is grieving and mourning for the love of his life bc after finally realizing his feelings for Wriothesley, he lost him bc of a tragic accident that happened in the Fortress of Meropide

#neuvillette #wriothesley #neuvithesley #wriolette #angst #angsty #look it just came over me I'm sorry #pls don't come at me for this #I LOVE THEM THO #so it hurts me too #but damn it hurts SO goood 😩😭 #i love them a normal amount #totally not obsessed #brain fart #dont take this too srsly #stef rambles

[dbphantom]

Gently lays self down on floor

Fucking explodes into viscera and gore

Do I have to keep working on this. Is it not enough to have tried. Will my suffering ultimately be meaningless. Fuck!

#I'm making gmod clipping thuds before the violent explosion frees me from this mortal vessel #I have bubblegum bitch stuck in my head #Cruddy rambles #Crisis averted tumblr finally let me post image #I'm being melodramatic for the funnies and also bc art hard. Don't take this srsly pls ty I'm just way out of it

[singinginthecar]

you know that age old saying... something something abt using a cannon to kill a mosquito... that's how some of y'all react to some things on here

#like some things... aren't serious #it's okay... it's fine... so you saw an opinion you didn't like... either unfollow or block or ignore #you don't have to go out there guns blazing #srsly... pls don't take out your anger on random ppl on the internet with harmless opinions #keshika rambles