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petitmonde · 2 months
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They didn't even try to hide it
And now it sounds like AI garble to boot. Wonderful. How could the EBU think this was even remotely okay? It's still got the same meaning even if they used a thesaurus to distract us from the original.
Taken from Reddit. Makes it a lot easier to see what they're doing.
[Image ID: a comparison between the two songs Hurricane and October Rain. In red are the changed lyrics and in blank are the lyrics that stayed the same.
Hurricane
Verse 1
Writer of my symphony (red)
Play (red) with me (black)
Look into my eyes and see (black)
People (black) walk (red) away but never say goodbye (black)
Verse 2 (all black)
Someone stole the moon tonight
Took my light
Everything is black and white
Who's the fool that told you boys don't cry?
Verse 3 (all black)
Living in a fantasy, ecstasy
Everything is meant to be
We shall pass but love will never die
Chorus
Hours and hours (black), empowers (red)
Life is no game (black) but it's ours (red)
While (red) the time goes wild (black)
Every day I'm losing my mind (black)
Holding on in this mysterious ride (black)
Dancing in the storm (black)
I (red) got nothing to hide (black)
Take it all (red) and leave the world behind (black)
Baby promise me you'll hold me again (red)
I'm still broken from this hurricane (red)
This hurricane (red)
Outro – freely translated from Hebrew (all red)
No need for big words
Only prayers
Even if it's hard to see
You always leave me with
One small light
October rain
Verse 1
Those that write history (red)
Stand (red) with me (black)
Look into my eyes and see (black)
People (black) go (red) away but never say goodbye (black)
Verse 2 (all black)
Someone stole the moon tonight
Took my light
Everything is black and white
Who's the fool that told you boys don't cry?
Verse 3 (all black)
Living in a fantasy, ecstasy
Everything is meant to be
We shall pass but love will never die
Chorus
Hours and hours (black), and flowers (red)
Life is no game (black) for the cowards
Why (red) does time go wild? (Black)
Every day I'm losing my mind (black)
Holding on in this mysterious ride (black)
Dancing in the storm (black)
We (red) got nothing to hide
Take me home (red) and leave the world behind (black)
And I promise you that never again (red)
I'm still wet from this October rain (red)
October rain (red)
Outro – freely translated from Hebrew (all red)
No more air to breath
No room
There is no me anymore
We are all good kids one by one
/. End ID.]
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zot3-flopped · 2 months
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Highly duplicitous of Lottie Trashlinson to pretend on her new app that her weight gain in this photo had nothing to do with being post partum.
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sophsicle · 2 years
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if I have to argue with one more full grown adult about how much they do not have to play this goddamn Harry Potter video game I will commit crimes. I don't know what crimes. But crimes.
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diversegaminglists · 1 year
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Apparently the Terfschool game will have transgender character creation options.
If that isn’t the clearest care of tokenism I have ever seen.
They want trans people money and cookies for attempts at diversity while directly funding people who want them exterminated.
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syzara · 6 months
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"Why is this not the game I want it to be :((( "
~ Steam, probably
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batboyblog · 1 year
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You
Don't
Have To
Explain
Your
ART!
to anyone
they have to explain why they care, to you.
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inkskinned · 4 months
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i got rickrolled today but it didn't work because i have adblocker installed, so youtube just told me i violated the terms of service. yesterday i was trying to edit a picture as a joke for my girlfriend, and google made me check a box to prove i'm human because i wasn't "searching normally".
it isn't just that capitalism is killing fun and whimsy, it is that any element of entertainment or joy is being fed upon by this mosquito body, one that will suck you dry at any vulnerability.
do you want to meet new friends in your city? download this app, visit our website, sign up for our email list. pay for this class on making a terrarium, on candlemaking, on cooking. it will be 90 dollars a session. you can go to group fitness, but only under our specific gym membership. solve the puzzle, sign up for our puzzle-of-the-month-club. what is a club if not just a paid opportunity - you are all paying for the same thing, which makes you a community.
but you're like me, i know it - you're careful, you try the library meetings and the stuff at the local school and all of that. the problem is that you kind of want really specific opportunities that used to exist. you are so grateful for libraries and the publicly-funded things: they are, however, an exception - and everything they have, they've fought tooth-and-nail to protect. you read a headline about how in many other states, libraries have virtually nothing left.
do you want to meet up with your friends afterwards? gift your friends the discord app. you can choose to go to a cafe (buy a coffee, at least), a bar (money, alcohol) or you can all stay in and catch a movie (streaming) or you can all stay in bed (rent. don't get me started) and scream (noise complaint. ticket at least).
you want to read a new book, but the book has to have 124 buzzwords from tiktok readers that are, like, weirdly horny. you can purchase this audiobook on audible! your podcast isn't on spotify, it's on its own server, pay for a different site. fuck, at least you're supporting artists you like. the art museum just raised their ticket price. once, they had a temporary exhibit that acknowledged that ~85% of their permanent art galleries were from cis white men, and that they had thousands of works by women (even famous women, like frida! georgia o'keefe!) just rotting in their basement. that exhibit lasted for 3 months and then they put everything away again.
walmart proudly supports this strip of land by the street! here are some flowers with wilting leaves. its employees have to pay out-of-pocket for their uniforms. my friend once got fined by the city because she organized a community pick-up of the riverfront, which was technically private property.
no, you cannot afford to take that dance class, neither can i. by the way - i'm a teacher. i'm absolutely not saying "educators shouldn't be paid fairly." i'm saying that when i taught classes, renting a studio went from 20 bucks an hour to 180 in the span of 6 months. no significant changes to the studio were made, except they now list the place as updated and friendly. the heat still doesn't work in the building. i have literally never seen the landlord who ignores my emails. recently they've been renting it out at night as an "unusual nightclub; a once-in-a-lifetime close-knit party." they spent some of those 180 dollars on LEDs and called it renovating. the high heels they invite in have been ruining the marley.
do you want to experience the old internet? do you want to play flash games or get back the temporary joy of club penguin? you can, you just need to pay for it. i have a weird, neurodivergent obsession with occasionally checking in to watch the downfall and NFT-ification of neopets. if i'm honest with you all - i never got into webkins, my family didn't have the money to buy me a pointless elephant. people forget that "being poor" can mean literally "if i buy you that toy, i can't afford rent."
you and i don't have time to make good food, and we don't have the budget for it. we are not gonna be able to host dinner parties, we're not made of money, kid. do you want some kind of 3rd space? a space that isn't home or work or school? you could try being online, but - what places actually exist for you? tiktok counts as social media because you see other people on it, not because they actually talk to you.
there was a local winter tradition of sledding down the hill at my school. kids would use pizza boxes and jackets and whatever worked, howling and laughing. back in september, they made a big announcement that this time, rules were changing, and everyone must pay 10 dollars to participate. when im not scared shitless, i kind of appreciate the environmental irony - it hasn't gone below 40. so much for snow & joyriding.
i saw a bulletin for a local dogwalking group and, nervous about making a good first impression, showed up early. the first guy there grimaced at me. "sorry," he said. "there's a 30-dollar buy-in fee." i thought he was joking. wait. for what? the group doesn't offer anything except friendship and people with whom to walk around the city.
he didn't know the answer. just shrugged at me. "you know," he said. "these days, everything costs money."
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vamprisms · 10 months
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streaming companies will say um we're increasing your subscription fee. no password sharing. no screenshots allowed. please subscribe to a separate channel for this movie and another for this tv show. free trial but put in your card details so we can charge you if you forget to cancel. this title is a rental only that's 4.99 please. this title is not available in your region. you are begging people to torrent at this point Like ye are off the edge of the map matey here there be pirates argh argh argh 🦜☠️
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lenbryant · 1 month
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Imagine no religion.
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holdoncallfailed · 10 months
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SPILLED.
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layzeal · 6 months
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ok I'm curious so put in the tags what country you are from and whether or not you own/use a rice cooker
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bourneblack · 2 years
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i’d rather have rainbow capitalism then living in constant fear of discovery. the woman in the pride flag disney t-shirt might be missing the nuance, but at least i know i can be myself. a street full of rainbow flags makes me more comfortable holding a mans hand. look. corporations aren’t your friend. they will sell to whoever will buy. but kids seeing gay everything every year is only ever a good thing, and a massive improvement in history
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nyancrimew · 6 months
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shein switzerland has been sending me monthly emails titled "not just the may flowers are blooming" and im slowly starting to doubt they know how seasons work
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Think about Harrow's AU Bubbles
Thinking about Harrow's AU bubbles, not as fanfic references, but as expressions of her subconscious fears and desires, is so fascinating.
The Harrow Nova one is pretty obvious. Harrow's parents were obsessed with her being a necromancer, were willing to kill for it. It's only natural she'd wonder, "What if I hadn't been?"
And the answer Harrow gives herself is: Your parents and everyone would reject you (except, wildly, for Crux). Also they'd be alive cuz you'd never opened the tomb, and you'd be an unpopular orphan they'd abuse (Just Like Gideon). And you'd still be just as devoted to serving the Ninth with a blade. There's a lot there. But the other really telling bit is her relationship with Gideon. Harrow Nova professes to hate the reverend daughter even as she seeks to (re) create the necro-cav bond with her. But that hatred doesn't seem to be mutual. And the bit about the daughter intervening when Harrow was whipped…
That's Harrow's subconscious saying if their roles had been reversed, "Gideon would have treated me better than I treated her. Gideon would have protected me."
The Ball AU also seems like a reasonable extension of Gideon's childhood query: "What if my other parent is the most important guy in the universe?" Answer: Emperor Dad would throw a big party.
But also… it's a bride-finding ball! That's so very telling. It could have been anything, but Harrow invents another scenario where she's fighting, competing to get to Gideon, to be awarded the role of her sworn partner (first cav, now bride), while outwardly claiming not to want it.
Now The BARI Star AU often gets described as a "coffee shop" one, but it's actually set in a cohort cafeteria. And normally I wouldn't split hairs over that, but I think the cohort setting is actually really significant. The Cohort was Gideon's dream, and also Harrow's rival for Gideon's attention. It's what she kept trying to leave Harrow for.
So now Harrow dreams that she's left Drearburh to join the cohort and will meet Gideon there. Not fight or compete for a role where they're bound to each other, but just meet her there. That feels like yielding. Like compromise. It makes me think Harrow's subconscious has matured past trying to keep Gideon with her always and is instead looking for ways that SHE can be with Gideon. Meet Gideon where she is.
(Also this may be a stretch, but I always find it low-key funny that Harrow imagines Gideon in the cafeteria… I like to think her brain is skimming lists of hypothetical military jobs like... what sees the least action... ah, coffee-adept, she'll be perfectly safe there...)
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I just want to keep my job even though I don't know how to make memes. Buy our coffee. We've got holiday gifts for the coffee lover in your life.
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marzipanandminutiae · 6 months
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"we bought this Victorian house and opened up the interior, adding lots of overhead lights and pewter walls-"
biting you killing you biting you killing you biting you killing you
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