#dogleg

[dog-leg]

in honor of my tablet breaking (the metal bit inside the cord broke off inside the tablet itself) i picked up a pencil and drew one of dogleg’s partners

that’s right, one of them, this fella gets SO many bitches

| Transcript of my text under the cut (plus some bonus: |

Thunderclan’s

Poisonway

they/he/she

pan & polyamorous

preference for masculine terms

Design notes

left ear mangled

earring always in, pierced as an apprentice

very lean, has distant windclan blood

very thin eyes, thick hooded brows

(not mentioned in drawing) cinnamon tabby mink color point with low white spotting, deep amber, almost red eyes.

Extra

an outspoken and rebellious young warrior

child of the leader though they rarely use this to their advantage (especially considering they don’t have the best relationship with him), lazy nepo baby

GNC as fuck, they are an enigma and no matter your gender, you’re gay if you like them

in a relationship with dogleg, though they’re in a flirtationship with a few others in their clan

them and dogleg met as apprentices at gatherings. poisonpaw immediately got interested in them once they learned they weren’t clan born, wanting to learn more about life outside of the four clans. dogpaw just thought they were really pretty

they often meet in the passageway that shadowclan takes to get to the gatherings, under the thunder path.

neither really care too much for the cross clan rule, dogleg because they don’t see the point in it, and poisonway because they don’t see the point in most of the warrior code.

those two are the definition of “me and the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic”

#warrior cats #wc #wc fandom #warrior cats fanart #wc art #wc fanart #warriors oc #dogleg #oc: poisonway

[chill-band-folder]

Dogleg - Kawasaki Backflip (2017)

#Dogleg #Kawasaki Backflip #automated

[nightly-ruse]

for the name thing:

Perhaps Dogleg :eyes: I'm interested in seeing how others perceive the name

Dogleg based almost fully on my own dogs bc it’s my favorite so they have very thick fur on their back end and a fan like tail but I think their also like a desert cat? Mostly coming from the paw fur to protect from the hot dirt. Also very spotted bc I’m thinking about dirt and mud. Here you go!

#dogleg #hehe cat but dog? dog but cat? #also they have cerebral dysplasia bc that’s what I had in mind with them but yknow maybe their also just laying down if it’s not necessary #green eyes bc idk it fits to me also like the color and how it goes along with dirt #night knacks #cats based on names #um taking a break already bc I’m fucking hurting a lot my back is wrecked for no reason #warrior cats #warrior cat oc #warrior cat ocs #wc oc

[thedaily-beer]

Dogleg Brewing Press IPA (Picked up at Windmill Farms). A 3 of 4. A very standard West Coast IPA with primarily citrus but also some light pine/resin behind it. The body has a bit of caramel malt sweetness to it, and it finishes dry and with just a touch of lingering resin.

#dogleg brewing #dogleg #press #ipa #india pale ale #beer #windmill farms #3

[plaguesandvirtues]

"Any moment now, I will disintegrate. You'll make your move and I will fade out."

#dogleg #tunes

[waiting4smthn2happen]

"Recall the names of a time once dead, a timeless reminder of things left unsaid" - Dogleg, Kawasaki Backflip

#quotes #quote #dogleg #lyrics #song #song lyrics

[lovershell]

ender - dogleg

#dogleg

[hana-umag]

dogleg, melee (2020)

ok this album goes hard i think the whole thing goes into ‘songs to scream to’ and i love that for them

like,,, prom hell so true asking the essential questions like yeah was it good enough ??? was i good enough ??? very true to make me wonder about this !!!!

also just found out that dogleg’s first ep had scott pilgrim samples in it that is SO funny to me on so many different levels

wartortle is an amazing song name like u go pokemon stans hashtag gen z moment also this song sounds a bit cure-y but i might just be saying that bc i just listened through three imaginary boys !! i think it’s my favorite song off the album though,,,

also as much as i love this i think. there is a point where a lot of the songs r just sonically a bit homogenous. but perhaps this jsut means that i should spend more time with the album and pay closer attention to the lyrics

#dogleg #rock #post hardcore #2020 #20s #angy #emo

[cheerclaw]

hi :3

first of all congrats on 300 followers! you def deserve it

second of all, here's my man Dogleg, he's a silly little guy with no thoughts

silly hour

#wow me posting finished art. kinda. #others ocs #buu specials requests #not my oc #this drawing made me realize that the type of music i listen to influences the style #I was listening to gay music (love songs) for this one #eek forgot to thank dogleg and started rambling in the tags #tysm!!!!

[midsomercaps]

Midsomer Murders, season 12 - The Dogleg Murders

#midsomer murders #*s12 #the dogleg murders

[horsespecialtyaz]

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#dogleggings #dog #buy leggings #leggingsonline #dogleggingsonline #buyleggingsonline #leggings

[dog-leg]

“You’re sure you want this?”

“Comet, if you ask me one more question I am going to claw your tongue out of your muzzle.”

“As if a soft bellied coward such as yourself could do that.”

“I’m the coward?! You left me, and your kits! Take some responsibility for once.”

The bickering echoed throughout the alleyway as the small kit in between the adults loomed on in dismay. He just wanted to go back home to his nest, not surrounded by these dark, unforgiving stone walls…

#grrrr i could not muster out a background for this one #wc #warrior cats #wc fandom #warrior cats fanart #wc art #wc fanart #warriors oc #dogleg

[badjokesbyjeff]

A nun walks into the Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair.

She lets out a sigh, heavy with frustration.

"What troubles you, Sister?" asked the Mother Superior. "I thought this was the day you spent with your family."

"It was," sighed the Sister. "And I went to play golf with my brother. We try to play golf as often as we can. You know I was quite a talented golfer before I devoted my life to Christ."

"I seem to recall that," the Mother Superior agreed. "So I take it your day of recreation was not relaxing?"

"Far from it," snorted the Sister. "In fact, I took the Lord's name in vain today!"

"Goodness, Sister!" gasped the Mother Superior, astonished. "You must tell me all about it!"

"Well, we were on the fifth tee — and this hole is a monster, Mother — 540 yard par 5, with a nasty dogleg right and a hidden green ... and I hit the drive of my life. The sweetest swing I've ever made. And it's flying straight and true, right along the line I wanted ... and it hits a bird in mid-flight!"

"Oh my!" commiserated the Mother Superior. "How unfortunate! But surely that didn't make you blaspheme, Sister!"

"No, that wasn't it," admitted the Sister. "While I was still trying to fathom what had happened, this squirrel runs out of the woods, grabs my ball and runs off down the fairway!" "Oh, that would have made me blaspheme!" sympathized the Mother Superior.

"But I didn't, Mother!" sobbed the Sister. "And I was so proud of myself! And while I was pondering whether this was a sign from God, this hawk swoops out of the sky and grabs the squirrel and flies off, with my ball still clutched in his paws!"

"So that's when you cursed," said the Mother Superior with a knowing smile. "Nope, that wasn't it either," cried the Sister, anguished, "because as the hawk started to fly out of sight, the squirrel started struggling, and the hawk dropped him right there on the green, and the ball popped out of his paws and rolled to about 18 inches from the cup!"

The Mother Superior sat back in her chair, folded her arms across her chest, fixed the Sister with a baleful stare and said ...

"You missed the fucking putt, didn't you?"

#funny #jokes #humor #lol #comedy

[sparrowsoupp]

so a ‘swiftpaw lives’ au is nothing new here BUT hear me out:

in this au, everything happens as it does in the first arc up to the night where swiftpaw and brightpaw sneak out of camp to fight the dogs. as they are leaving, cloudtail somehow sees/hears/notices and is obviously suspicious so trails them into the forest secretly.

as they get closer to the dogs’ den he realises their plan and confronts the pair, trying to get them to return to camp. swiftpaw is defiant and argues back, escalating into a fight as cloudtail tries to physically knock some sense into swiftpaw. brightpaw looks on in horror trying to break up this fight. this is obviously not a very quiet battle, considering the participants are two bullheaded teenage boys, and so the dogs are woken up anyway.

swiftpaw leaps into action as brightheart freezes in paralysing fear. as a dog lunges at her, cloudtail notices and leaps into the dog’s jaws, pushing brightpaw out of the way in the process. in a burst of fear and strength, brightpaw notices swiftpaw unconcious and unable to move with a missing leg and grabs him to run away, escaping from the dogs and leaving cloudtail to bleed out and die (hence the main catalyst for differences in this au: cloudtail dies in swiftpaw’s place). she doesn’t realise this at the time, hoping cloudtail will understand since he is still up and fighting, and not thinking about the consequences of leaving one cat alone to fight a pack of dogs.

bluestar renames them in the same way lostface was named in the original arc, brightpaw being renamed lostface and swiftpaw being named dogleg, and fireheart is ANGRY with the pair (and himself) for the needless loss of his nephew’s life. no renaming ceremony is held, and they are made to keep their names in rememberance of their foolishness. (sidenote: i think this would also spark a major shift in fireheart’s good nature and personality, leading to MAJOR knockon effects for the rest of the series, but i haven’t thought about it too much yet and also i need to reread the books) and because cloudtail isn’t around to advocate for lostface’s warrior retraining, she is relegated to be a medicine cat and never really emotionally recovers in the same way she could in the books because cloudtail isn’t around to offer her that emotional support. she also very much blames herself for letting him fight a battle that he never signed up to fight and dying in the process, the overwhelming levels of guilt weighing on her constantly to the point where cats are a little creeped out by how empty even her remaining eye looks.

on the other hand (paw?), dogleg is left seething with anger and bitterness towards his clan. (i imagine him after the attack as a somewhat ashfur-like character, except much more extreme) a lot of his toxicity and anger would be taken out on lostface, one of the only cats he talks to anymore, and instead of brightheart and cloudtail entering a very healthy and positive relationship instead lostface ends up in a secret (VERY toxic) relationship with dogleg. she remains attached to him i think because of the trauma they experienced together. i have to think more about that, though. (maybe even kits?)

in the end something something dogleg forces lostface to start poisoning food as the clan’s medicine cat to take revenge on other cats like bluestar or fireheart. i think this culminates in dogleg turning very traitorous somehow.

that’s what i have so far! feel free to sends asks/tag with suggestions or ideas of knockon effects of this change. thanks for reading this big ol paragraph of me rambling about cats lol, appreciate y’all 🦭👍

#it’s soupin’ time #furry artist #furry art #fanart #warrior cats #warriors #warriors au #warrior cats au #brightheart warrior cats #swiftpaw warrior cats #brightheart #swiftpaw #cloudtail #swiftpaw au #warrior cats fanart #warrior cats art #warrior cats designs #warriors designs #warriors fanart #brightheart fanart #swiftpaw fanart #brightpaw #comissions open

[seat-safety-switch]

Whenever people talk about Australians, there's always at least one joke about how murderous their animals are. If you believe the popular zeitgeist, then you could be killed by even the smallest, cutest bird in Australia simply because it's named something like the Demi-Mongolian Skullripper. And that's not really fair. Australia also has lots of great shitbox cars that will kill you.

I've never been, myself, but one of the nice things about the internet is that you can experience another culture remotely. It helps us understand one another, especially when it comes to Wikipedia pages about their strange domestic cars. Australia, being very far from civilization, was forced to develop their own cars, including the delectable El Camino cousins known as "utes."

This would be good enough already, but those brave Australians went further. Much further. Their junkyards are full of rust-free utes that just have some minor problem like total brake system failure or a hole in the block. That's right: rust-free. Nothing rots away over there! They broke off from Britain before they invented rust.

Someone so inclined to violate several roadworthiness regulations could simply spend a summer's Saturday spinning spanners and drive out the front door with a fire-breathing Puma Clubman that steers a little doglegged at highway speeds. Sure, you'd have an incredibly violent accident a few minutes later, most likely because they also drive on the wrong side of the road. They don't get too worked up about that, though, Australians: the remaining body panels will be perfectly rust-free once you hose some of the blood off so it doesn't attract any more Skullrippers to the junkyard.

[gallusrostromegalus]

GREENS!

Living room, largest one, I can deffo pick more than one green, tons of natural light, and it's got this darker dogleg where the DnD table is going.

#crowdsourcing colors in gallus's house