#do not take it too seriously

[sister-cna-reader]

Crack Idea

So you know how fandom has been somewhat craving a "Jealous Loid/ second love interest" for Yor?

 hear me out: (Spoilers for Ch 84)

Yuri and Twilight have been retrieved by their respective organizations. They are hospitalized in separate areas and Just after Yor has gone in to check on Loid, she gets a call about her brother.

Her husband is black and blue all over from a “Car accident” but the gunshot would tells a different story. It sets her on edge.

She gets to her little brother’s side and finds him battered, but unconscious. The nurses won’t tell her what happened to him and she is desperately trying to come up with an answer and a target for her to kill. 

Yuri’s Captain enters the hospital room, still in uniform (cause that’s the fastest way to gain admittance to someone’s room besides family). 

He makes a show of offering a hand to shake and how “Yuri’s told us so much about you.” 

Yor refuses to shake his hand, standing up from her chair, clutching a pen knife in her hand: “ I thought I told you to keep away from my family you sonofabitch!” 

Captain tries to disarm the ‘civilian’.

 The above situation happens. Captain only knows Yor as Yuri's sister, and he gets his shit rocked by Yor in the hospital (maybe alley nearby who knows) and in the process Yor pins him to the wall 

 Captain has this moment of "she's the one that made Yuri so strong" AND "goddamn she's hot when she's mad" AND ALSO "Didn't Yuri want her to divorce her husband anyway?" and pursues her in some sort of way

So now we have an SSS member actively flirting with Dr. Forger's wife on the streets. 

Yor is trying really hard not to just kill the man, (Shopkeeper would disapprove) 

Loid is now doubling down on “For the mission” affection at home to stave off Captain’s attacks. 

Something Something TwiYor’s relationship gets even stronger.

#spy x family #something that chewed on my brain fro the last 20ish min #do not take it too seriously #sxf chapter 84 #sxf manga spoilers

[parasiticghostwasps]

I want to be someone Nageki would be proud of

Yes, he’s a fictional dead teenager, but he’s a fictional dead teenager with a lot of moral integrity

#wasps text #this is not especially serious #do not take it too seriously

[always-a-slut-4-ghouls]

All those guys who are super focused on looking like a “chad” because they want pussy, have absolutely no idea what numbers emo twinks can get

#emma posts #girls. and more. will see a toothpick of a man who looks like he doesn’t see the sun and his hair is part of why he can’t see it #and will go 👀 #I know this from personal experience looking at emo guys #not the only people I find attractive but they have long been my weakness #emo girls can do this too sometimes #I’m not even primarily emo. I’m mostly goth. but the emo boys have something right #is this because I became a teenager in like 2010 or is this a widespread thing #this is a joke post #do not take it too seriously #but I’m not lying about the emo guys thing 👀 #more guys need long dark hair. i don’t care if a bunch of them already do. we need even more #you don’t have to be super pale either. just emo with that long dark hair #they also really underestimate how far being funny and having shared interests can get you

[kizzer55555]

DP x DC: The Most Dangerous Card Game

Ok so Danny has essentially claimed earth as his. And he is fully aware that there are constant threats to the planet. Now he can’t stop a threat that originates on earth (that’s something he’ll leave to the Justice league) but he can do something about outside threats. Doing some research on ancient spells, rituals, and artifacts, he cast a world wide barrier on the planet to protect it from hostile threats so they cannot enter. This will prevent another Pariah Dark incident. However, barriers like this come at a price. You see, there are two ways to make a barrier. Either make one powered up by your own energy and power (which would be constantly draining) or set up a barrier with rules. The way magic works is that nothing can be absolutely indestructible. It must have a weakness. The most powerful barriers weren’t the ones reinforced with layer after layer of protective charms and buffed up with power. Those could eventually be destroyed either by being overpowered, wearing them down, or by cutting off the original power source. No, the most powerful barriers were the ones with a deliberate weakness. A barrier indestructible except for one spot. A cage that can only be opened from the outside. Or that can only be passed with a key or by solving a riddle. So Danny chooses this type of barrier and does the necessary ritual and pours in enough power to make it. And he adds his condition for anyone to enter. 

Now the Justice league? Find out about the barrier when Trigon attempts to attack, they were preparing after he threatened what he would do once he got to earth. How he would destroy them. The Justice league tried to take the fight to him first but were utterly destroyed, so they retreated home to tend to their injuries, and fortify earth for one. Last. Stand. Only when Trigon makes his big entrance…he’s stopped.

The Justice league watch in awe as this thin see-through barrier with beautiful green swirls and speckled white lights like stars apears blocking Trigon and his army’s advance. The barrier looks so thin and fragile yet no matter how hard the warlord hits, none of his attacks can get through and neither can he damage said barrier. That’s when Constantine and Zatanna recognizes what this barrier is. Something only a powerful entity could create. For a moment, the league is filled with hope that Trigon can’t get through yet Constantine also explains that it’s not impenetrable. And clearly Trigon knows this too for he calls out a challenge. 

And that’s when, in a flash of light, a tiny glowing teenager appears. He looked absolutly minuscule compared to Trigon and yet practically glowed with power (this isn’t a King Danny AU though).

And that is when the conditions for passing the barrier are revealed. And the Justice realize that the only thing stopping Trigon and his army from decimating earth. The only way he can get through….is by beating this glowing teenager in a card game. 

Not just any card game though. The most convoluted game Sam, Danny, and Tucker invented themselves. It’s like the infinite realms version of magic the gathering, combined with Pokémon, and chess. And Danny is the master. So sit down Trigon and let’s play.

(The most intense card game of the Justice league’s life).

After Danny wins, this happens a few more times with outer word beings and possibly even demons attempting to invade earth, yet none have been able to beat the mysterious teenager in a card game. Constantine might even take a crack at it and try to figure out how to play. He’s really bad though. Every time this happens, the Justice league worry that this might be the time the teenager looses. Yet every time, he wins (even if only barely). 

Meanwhile, Danny, Sam, and Tucker have gotten addicted to the game and play it almost daily. Some teachers might seem them playing the game are are like ‘awww how cute’ not realizing this game is literally saving the world. Jazz is just happy they aren’t spending as much time on their screens playing Doomed.

#DPxDC #dcxdp #Danny makes a card game to save the world. #Technically he worded the ritual so that they had to ‘beat’ him as those are the most powerful barriers and most reliable. #keys can just get lost or stolen (like the one to Pariah’s Coffin) #A riddle would be useless once someone figured out the answer. Like how no one takes the sphynx seriously anymore. #(Sorry Tuck. But it’s true). #And there is NO WAY Danny is just leaving a hole open for anyone to pass through. No thank you! #So…beating him. But it’s not like Danny wanted to fight so…he edited the ritual a TINY bit. Card games are good. Much less painful too. #Danny Tucker and Sam made the most complicated card game they could imagine. #It’s based on their strategies for fighting ghosts. Capturing them in thermoses. And MUCH based on a on field battle strategy. #It often requires spontaneous thinking on the spot. So Danny? In his ELEMNT. It doubles as practice for his actual ghost battles too. #They had SO much fun making this. #Sam added an entire series of plant cards that act as traps and healing ointments and duds that just take up the field. #Tucker added legitimate hyroglyphics combined with Latin as well as English and ghost speak. #Yes. You actually have to speak that language to play. With proper pronunciation. (Amity Parker’s think the three are talking gibberish.) #I headcanon Sam and Tucker are fluent in Ghost. #Constantine WILL figure this game out SO HELP HIM! #Some of the cards also have combinations related to constellations either in name or placement on the board. #By the way the board is based on a Hexagonal summoning circle with Rhunes along the edges #And the placement of the cards on the board and on what rhune MATTERS. #Also the cards move disintegrate and have certain abilities. Think of Harry Potter Wizard Chess. #But they are normal when Danny plays at school. This is just for ✨effect✨ Against invaders. #Danny faces multiple opponents. He also halts alien invasions. #While Danny COULD stop crime on earth he’s not sure how to fight a normal human and hold back so he sticks to ghosts. #The Justice league are going crazy trying to figure out who this entity is and after deep research are convinced this is some sort of #Ancient being who has protected earth for millenia. They have paintings on ruins and everything. #Danny is not aware they think this. #Raven starts praying to Danny as if he is a god and wrangles the other Teen Titans into doing so as well. Danny is still unaware of this. #Danny is not a King or an ancient. Just a very VERY strong ghost.

[quiddie]

Someone warn Lily Du - there’s a coupe d’état (pun absolutely intended) coming 😈

#2 for 2 on Dirty Laundry #I think I should do it now while it’s Black History Month #oooh and get Rashawn to take over Make Some Noise #and Lou takes Game Changer #just a full Dropout overthrow #we’ll call it the Blackout #anyway I’m WAY too into this bit now #and I’m salty I couldn’t tell at Sam on Twitter about it #but in all seriousness I’m so excited for Ify #he’s the fucking BEST and going to crush it #and I’ll always have Trapp on my board game box #and Saltzman in my heart! #let’s fucking GO!!!

[copypastus]

What if acotar antagonists got the same level of justification as our 'heroes' from the Night Court did?

#my art #acotar #acotar fanart #amarantha #prythian's best worst girl #keir #beron vanserra #anti rhysand #posting this on april 1st pls don't take their excuses TOO seriously #is just so silly to me rhys can excuse anything he does with a 12 page monologue and 2 tears #keir can cry the two tears too! #amarantha can give you a choice between doing what she wants and horrible suffering #but it's YOUR CHOICE of course #kinda like 'go die in the human lands or get locked in the house of wind' :) #with beron i'm just indulging myself

[mjulmjul]

OUT OF TIME

#artists on tumblr #cinema #goncharov #katya #illustration #love how martin scorsese kept clocks in frame to show these characters are all running out of time #digital art #with a hat nod to saul bass #unreality #<— the goncharov movie doesn’t actually exist it’s a bit everyone is doing #anyway I love noir stuff! this was fun lmao #also Marlowe sorry for recycling your caption I discovered too late that English has NO other good idioms for it #was working off the idea of 'the 11th hour' but that felt too on the nose to put as caption too. i take my shitposting seriously

[thatoneneuvichiliauthor]

Considering that Ratio's design is clearly Greek-themed, that in mythology peacocks are the symbol of Hera (the goddess of fidelity, family and marriage) and that everything Ratio says during his stay in Penacony is meant to deceive Sunday, I cannot help thinking that every time he compares Aventurine to a peacock, what he really means deep down is "This man is husband material, and I will marry him one day."

#aventio #ratiorine #ratio x aventurine #aventurine #ratio #headcanon #silly headcanon #do not take this too seriously #I'm just having fun with the idea of secretly smitten Ratio #rambling

[tempo-takoyaki]

It's maid day! *maid-fication beam*

#svsss #scum villian self saving system #ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong #shang qinghua #shen qingqiu #myart #cumplane #but like platonically? #eeeeh don't take it too seriously they're hanging out for the photo let's say #also let's just pretend it's still maid day and not 1am #I like victorian maids outfits and I think they fit perfectly with sqq's vibe I want to see him in more of those #sqh deserves me trying to make up a design mixing qipao elements and maid dress... idk what I'm doing #I originally had an awesome comic idea for maid day but I didn't take the time to draw it in time so for another day maybe

[ask-spiderpool]

#ask-spiderpool #actually they're both idiots. #spideypool #main #i hope nobody takes these posts too seriously #these stupid little guys can't tell you how to label yourselves or what those labels mean to you personally #it's good for you to do your own research and experimentation and talk to people in those circles who can help you in your journey!

[whatsupspaceman]

seeing anime-onlys get on board with kabru/laios is obviously funny because they haven't interacted yet in the show. at least not when kabru has been alive lol. & so folks r just going off of out of context manga panels floating around. but what is far more funny is how hard kabru/mithrun is going to hit them out of left field

#i know the obsession lies herein needing to find a ship outlet for peoples freak obsession with laois. and i so get it. #but yall have not even had mithrun introduced to this dynamic yet. genuinely cant wait #also laois & mithruns insane dynamic. where kabru loves to Think about murder mithrun has had his hands around laios' throat at LEAST twice #anyway i saw so much more of mithrun kabru before the anime. i am glad that people love laois so much too though #anyway i love talking about character dynamics please do not take this actually seriously #dunmeshi #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #kinda... #mithrun #kabru of utaya #laois touden #labru #kabumisu #text

[dyslexicandakeyboard]

Bruce "teaching" his kids about finance (this is purely crack)

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baby!Dick: Hi, can I get some ice cream?

Bruce: Sure.

baby!Dick: But I don't have money.

Bruce: You can take out a loan. Would you like compound interest, simple interest or variable interest?

baby!Dick: Uhhhh, compound Interest?

*Years later*

Dick: What do you mean I'm 50 thousand dollars in debt to you!

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Tim: I need some money.

Bruce: How much.

Tim: Ten dollars.

Bruce: Are you paying me back or is this a loan?

Tim: ....never mind.

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Damian: Father, my and Jon are going to the fair. I need 500 dollars.

Bruce: Well, you can take it a loan but I'll need a deposit of 50.

Damian: *Hands him his phone with Talia on the line* My mother will take care of it.

Over the phone: You fucking skeevy loan shark! My baby boy will not go into debt!

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Jason: Do we get like allowences?

Bruce: No, you see you can take out loans...

#bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #damian wayne #tim drake #batfamily #not at all daddybats #but is funny #humor #do not take this too seriously but do #the bisexual one #the non binary one

[elystelleven]

"GET OUT OF MY HEAD!" (if you know, you know)

+ other versions:

#cookie run fanart #cookie run #cookie run kingdom #crk #pure vanilla cookie #shadow milk cookie #fanart #illustration #digital illustration #rendering #shadow milk why do you have to be like this #you're too silly #the sillies #I can't take this anymore #seriously I'm at my limit

[onefey]

"ohh botw was so PEACEFUL everything in totk wants to kill you--" so you're telling me you don't remember the sheer terror you felt the first time a guardian stalker started hunting you? or when a skywatcher caught sight of you? the fucking billion turrets in hyrule castle that hated you? how you couldn't dillydally around the center of the map without catching the eye of at least three giant laser pottery spiders? it's all ohhh guardian theme song instant anxiety haha until the sequel comes out and you completely forget She exists?! for shame! for shame!!

#ive seen two posts like that and my brother in christ botw was not PEACEFUL compared to totk #like yeah they're easy lategame but so is everything. the hands are wimps when youve got good bows. the trees go down in one hit. #do not forget the terror of the guardian 🗣🗣🗣 #the legend of zelda #loz #breath of the wild #botw #tears of the kingdom #totk #guardians #fey rambles #please Do Not take this post too seriously

[familyabolisher]

i really don't get people who get mad about other people's "overreading" or "overanalysis" in a text that they themselves enjoy; like, the idea that taking a piece seriously is effectively just giving it more credit than you think it's due seems like a very weird way to think about something you claim to respect

#.txt #i don't think everyone NEEDS to be doing that but like #the idea that anyone who DOES do it is like....idk spoiling the fun or taking it too seriously or whatever #like....you like this? but you don't want it to be treated like it has something worth being discussed? Alright!

[welcometoteyvat]

ga-ming/gaming/嘉明:

mr. tea drinker. escorts cargo from yilong wharf (somewhere in chenyu vale) to liyue harbor. chenyu vale is known for tea leaf growing. where are tea leaves grown irl????? see below

SOUTHERNER??? southerner confirmed????

tea drinker and dim sum enjoyer.........

wushou -> 舞兽 -> literally translated as "beast dancing" -> it's just lion dance but with a knockoff lion ig

TIL! seems that he's based off the red/black lion known as guan gong / kwan kung / 关公!

irl, they look like this (which also explains where his black/red color scheme comes from)

this specific lion is one of 3, the other two are 2 other historical figures from romance of the 3 kingdoms (liu bei and zhang fei. this one comes from guan yu)

his constellation name is Leo Expergiscens which means awakening lion. it's 醒狮 in chinese, which is another name for lion dance used in canton/guangdong !!!

NO INCOME FROM LION DANCING T_T it's his side hustle.....

your honor he's perfect please release him alr

#these are all ramblings!!! made for fun etc etc also first map is obv half a meme so pls dont take too seriously #i do think it's funny that he's even more blatantly canto than the way that yun.jin is beijinger. #gaming genshin #ga-ming #嘉明 #ga ming #gaming genshin impact #ga'ming #????????????? fandom should decide on a tag......soon pls #genshin impact #ramblings! #teyvat thoughts #CAN YOU TELL IM NOT NORMAL ABOUT HIM WHEKJGHIWUEIJFK chewing him like a piece of gum