Poor Rewind is one of Blaster's cassettes. He did not expect to be on the bridge for that call. That his conjux was a deep cover agent who got discovered and Domesticated by the DJD. Dominus is being returned in a prisoner exhange. He's torn between horror, elation, and bouncing through random stages of greif like a supper bouncy ball on speed.
Pharma showing up with the bitty in his cockpit to prisoner exchange. He's at least had a cursory wipe down but he still has smudges of purple. Pharma has no idea how he even feels about the bitty other than relieved it's not purple. As he's being walked to the halfway point Soundwave hands him an energon spattered crate. "Recompense offered: fulfills Deceticon law." It has Tarn's vaulve array, gestational tank still attached. Pharma just looks at him like dafuk? "Explanation: Gladiators forced to carry or stud sparklings pre-war. Decepticon law: Pharma entitled to salient anatomy from Tarn." Pharma looks dully at Soundwave "Why?" "Target Practice: comon. Ritual Smelting: very popular. Interface aid: strongly discouraged but occurs."
Ratchet's bustling Pharma and the bitty into the medical bay prety when Prowl and OP show up to debrief. Not only are they dodging wrenches, poor Dominus is seting up a fearful ruckus in his crate, but Pharma sees Prowl and pounces bitty still in his cockpit.
"You! You! Yooouuu! This is all your fault! You knew the DJD were there! You're Prowl! You had toooo!" This is the first flash of emotion to break through Pharma's flat dull affect. Optimus is able to keep him from from clawing Prowl's optics out while Ratchet chaces Prowl out of the medbay. Once Prowl is out of sight Optimus has his arms full of a sobbing jet.
Yep, oh rewind
I mean... it's (slightly) (slightlyy) better circumstances than canon? And i feel like Doms will live this time around
I. shit they barely cleaned him up, that's gotta be such a feeling to be Pharma.
*choking noises* soundwaveee
No mercy for Tarn
wow this au's dark, we are evil
So Tarn's been spayed n neutered
Target practice: common is gonna stick with me today because may i suggest this option for Pharma.
Ratchet being an MVP like soundwave
PROWL
Oppy's here for him, Prowl's gonna have to answer some unhappy questions soon enough
11 notes
·
View notes
calling fictional characters sluts and whores is a pretty normal practice in fandoms but in the very few times that i do it you have to understand im saying it in a sense completely removed from sexual connotations
no im not calling them a slut for fucking. they are a whore because they keep flying too close to the sun and tumbling down with wax wings slipping from their back and when theyre on the ground they stand up and brush their pants off and tries again. they think they can escape the consequences of their actions through trickery and fail time and time. they have religious and/or family trauma and cope in the worst most undignified way possible. they keep fanning the flames and are shocked when the bonfire explodes. they cant cook and eat dinner out of three napkins shoddily taped together. they spend all day lying in bed sulking with the curtains drawn shut and groan when the single strip of sun shines over their eyes.
this is slut behavior to me . does anybody understand
51 notes
·
View notes
Finally got back into the AF groove after doing literally nothing in bed for 4 days straight. Decided to finally do something productive now that I have to work for three days straight.
Revenge for @peachiedrawz!!
6 notes
·
View notes
This is for #scollaceweek2023 on Twitter!
Day 3: seasons
I keep finding myself drawing either one of them almost nude when they're together whats up with that...
Also girl help i'm falling so behind on the schedule 😭
6K notes
·
View notes
so you know when you like OH WHAT IS THIS SORRY I BLACKED OUT
okay ngl this was funnier in my head
ignore how mumbo and scar are both pretty cottage core princesses and then grian is just 'i'm cuteguy but dark barbiecore x light academia'
WOOOOO REFS (thanks pinterest)
AND ALSO A VER OF THEM ALL CLOSER TOGETHER BECAUSE IT TOO FUNNY ASBJDKASDBASKBJDKABJSDKJ THEYRE TOO FUNNY
SCAR HEIGHT CHECK HE'S TALLER THAN MUMBO NO WAYYYYYY (he's standing on books)
3K notes
·
View notes
A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc
"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."
"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.
"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.
"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"
"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.
"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."
"This is where I live."
"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"
"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"
"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."
"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."
"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."
"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"
"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"
"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"
"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"
"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"
"Please, call me Bruce."
"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."
Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.
"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."
3K notes
·
View notes