#deranged anon

[dsaf-confessions]

All the phones are hot imo

(Just want to clarify that I AM ACTUALLY sexually attracted to phones.)

-deranged anon

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#dsaf confessions #dsaf #dayshift at freddy's #deranged anon #I almost put davetrap anon on instinct

[housewifebuck]

(Deranged Anon)

Buck cries so pretty and I wish I could make him sob with pleasure

Me too. To be fuckimg honest

#asks #anonymous #deranged anon #office hours

[evercelle]

i am not immune to saiharas new uncharacteristic eboy drip

#danganronpa v3 #saihara shuichi #ouma kokichi #saiouma #ever makes art #wheres the anon that asked if i draw saihara by himself. here you go #the zozo collab art dropped right as i went to bed #so i woke up to see a million pictures of saiharas new swag next morning LOL #the devil works fast but fanartists work faster #why is ouma painting saiharas nails? well they both have black polish in the art. and also maayan proposed more deranged AUs to me

[astraystayyh]

HYUNJIN. hyunjin. HYUNJINNNNNNNN

#yk what anon u are right #i have very deranged and delusional things to say about this ngl #hyunjin #the lip BITE EYE ROLL BODY ROLL HEAD TILT FINGERS WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT IS #IT'S TOO MUCH

[jacquesthepigeon]

Re the stalking thing and the anon wanting to hear from people who have been stalked: Hi, that's me and a loved one who also watched this show!

For the most part, Marinette is not written like a stalker. She's written like an obsessed fangirl. She doesn't really follow Adrien around outside of school, she only shows up to public events/appearances, and all of the pictures on her walls are professional photos, not things that she took in secret. Her chest of gifts is all things for future birthdays, not things that she's bombarding him with constantly to make him feel unsafe.

I'm not saying that her behavior is healthy, it's one of my least favorite elements of the show and I can see why it would be triggering if you've been stalked. But in terms of what she actually does vs the behaviors associated with stalkers, she's either not one at all or in the very most proto stages of becoming one.

I don't think her actions are funny or even appropriate for a kids show (call me old fashioned, but I think main characters who are meant to win kids hearts should portray healthy behavior or have their unhealthy behavior addressed and corrected) I think they leaned way too hard into the fangirl thing, ignoring how differently that plays if you actually know the person that you're a fan of.

Her worst behaviors are also clearly exaggerated to absurdity. Like knowing his schedule for the next three years? No one knows their schedule for the next three years! This is clearly absurdist humor. The toned down, realistic version of this joke is that she knows when his weekly activities take place because of course she does. They're classmates and that stuff repeats every week. I knew my high school crushes schedule, too. I didn't actively seek it out. I just saw it repeat enough times to know it by heart.

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#exactly! she’s more fan girl than she is deranged stalker! there’s a difference! #not that it makes her behavior okay but still #anon #ask

[blamemma]

Is that a Max logo on the box with a sticky note on it on the table w/ Simon and the helmet? Like it might just be random box but NOT TO ME lol

oh my god u genius it is

max was like 'daniel you are back in the team again, so of course we should do a helmet swap but this time it is our mini helmets' and left daniel a lil sticky note reminiscent of what he wrote in australia 2022 '<3 from max' so that daniel knew it was for him, and then left one of daniel's old helmets out for him to sign for old times sake and to remind daniel that they'll be swapping big helmets again soon :))

#anon #asks #feeling deranged about this anon thank u so much :)) #dr #mv #maxiel

[seattlesellie]

squirting on loser!ellie’s face after she practically BEGS u to sit on it, your juices all over her now crooked glasses

why do i have a feeling that her crazy self wouldn’t want to even wipe them after.

#𓏲 ࣪₊♡𓂃 anon 🎀 #was about to start writing something deranged but stopped who cheered???????

[itoshi-s]

I think you know enough hq characters at this point so, who do you think in haikyuu would fuck their step-sis and why is it tsukishima (also ushijima but hes more lowkey)?? - 💔

🥲 if u were to crack my silly little head open and take a look inside. this would be the only thing u see. just pure hell pure chaos nothin else. NONNIE.. do u really want me dead :(

cw stepcest, dubcon, timeskip tsukki n ushi

sob sniffle sister fucker tsukishima. i am literally going to lose my mind thinking about him. he’s so mean, shrugs all your tears and whining off whenever the sibling banter pushes a few too many buttons. it’s just how he is and you’ve grown used to it — his snarky comments and how he could spark all sorts of deepest insecurities w just a few teasing, light hearted comments. but kei nii doesn’t rly mean that, and you know it. it’s just how he is, with the kindest heart buried somewhere deep under the cocky demeanor — that’s what you think, until you come home from uni for holiday break and go out one night.

you take a few shots too many, those airhead friends of yours that kei never really liked busying themselves w some random guys, and you end up calling him to pick you up. there’s some creep at the club that just doesn’t let up, you’re a little scared, and your phone is almost dead. he’s the only person you really know that’d actually pick up at this late hour and come get you — he’s your brother after all. and yet, you regret ever calling him in the first place as soon as you get in the car, listen to him calling you even dumber than he’d thought of you, jaw slack and eyes firm yet tired behind his glasses as he drives. you hold back tears on the way home, and for the very first time in your life, you feel like kei nii might actually hate you :( and that he meant every single jab he’s gave you throughout all these years. he tugs you inside the house, unaware of your silence, and grumbles something about u being lucky that mums not home to see you this fucked up. you sit at the edge of your bed, shaky fingers struggling to undo the straps of your heels, and kei lets out an exasperated sigh as he crouches down in front of you. he slaps your hands away, works on unclasping the straps and tells you you’re hopeless. you’re just so annoying with how reckless you’re being, he’s got practice tomorrow morning and yet its 3 am and he has to deal with you — careless as always. he sets your shoes aside and is about to get up and leave when he hears the choked little sound. a tear or two falls on his hand and he looks up — breath hitching in his throat upon his step sister crying. he’s seen it so many times before, being the very cause for your tears more often than not, and yet this time, he’s confused. you wipe at your eyes, a poor attempt to hide the heartbreak, and swallow back little muffled cries. you tell him you’re sorry, that you never wanted him to hate you. you’re sorry that you’re annoying, sorry that you’re being a bother as always. kei watches in sheer astonishment as your bottom lip wobbles, still glimmering with your gloss. just don’t hate me, nii chan. he almost feels bad, for the first time in forever, as you sit there in your tiny black dress, with those pretty long falsies on, and cry your heart out — for him. its the exhaustion, he thinks, it has to be as he reaches a hand up and rests it on the back of your neck. he calls you silly, wipes a thumb below your eyes and furrows his brows a bit — he could never hate you, why’d you even think that? you really are a dumb thing. he’s just tired and not thinking straight, kei’s sure, as he leans up to press his lips to yours and taste you. your tongue is heavy with intoxication and shock, and he makes out the faint vanilla of your lip gloss and remnants of liquor as he kisses you, languid and sloppy, something to slow down the haywire in your mind. he could never hate you, he repeats, easing you down on the bed and hiking your dress over your hips — groaning when you give him the prettiest wide eyes, glossy with tears still but oh, so hopeful. kei nii is a good brother, despite his sharp tongue and teasing nature — and makes sure you never, ever doubt his love for you again :(

ushijima though,, he’s a whole another story you’re so right. i’m p sure he doesn’t even give you any remotely dirty thought — anything that would be immoral considering your relation. you’re his little step sister, and there’s nothing more to it. sure, he’s never been too close with you — always solely focused on his career — but he does appreciate you. you’re nice, sweet and caring with the way you always pick him up from the airport or fly over to some of his games. (you always cheer for him the loudest, and grin wide as you tell the couple sittin next to you that the ushiwaka is your older brother.) you always welcome him with the warmest hug, standing on your tiptoes to wrap your arms around his neck, and laugh as he squeezes you — welcome back, nii chan, i missed you lots. he’s no fool and sees how you’ve grown into a beautiful young woman, too. he’s aware of all the looks you get when you two walk down the street and how it’s hard to keep count of all the boyfriends you’ve mentioned before. for some reason, none of them lasted, though, and yet you’d always brush it off and give him a small smile when he asked if you were okay. wakatoshi doesn’t know a lot about girls in the first place, but you’re a whole another enigma. like i said, i think he wouldn’t even dare think of you in any other way than purely platonic — and so, you render his entire giant frame putty when you first crawl into his lap with that pretty little glint in your eyes. barely a minute earlier you were just scrolling down your phone, w your legs in his lap as he goes through his calendar — next thing he knows, his little step sister is grinding down on him, breath minty on his lips as you moan. large palms rest on your hips and it takes all your willpower to stand your ground, considering he wouldn’t even have to put any work into pushing you off. he fixes you a confused look, eyebrows knit together and voice low when he asks what are you doing, why are you— you cup his handsome face in your hands, a manicured thumb pressing to his lips and it shuts him up ridiculously quick n effectively. s’alright, nii chan, it’s nothin’. you need him bad, you tell him, and prove your point by the sinful roll of your hips against his hardening cock. you see he wishes he could deny you, that he could tell you that it’s wrong and fucked up and that you can’t be doing this — cause you’re siblings, blood bound or not — but his silence gives him away. always so blunt and straightforward, your nii san now sits completely quiet, and you know that the cogs in his mind must be struggling, but if he had any second thoughts abt all of this — he would’ve already told you. but he doesn’t tell you anything, doesn’t speak at all before he exhales and pulls you flush against him, lips finding yours with way too much ease. toshi nii doesn’t have to speak at all — his actions do it for him, as he has you all spread out n making the prettiest noises for hours on end that day </3

#✧.* ✉ zari’s mail: 💔 anon #nghhhh THIS HAS ME SLOWLY GOIN INSANE SHSJJSXHXJSI #kei especially </3 he’s got me all choked up i love love looooove him he’s so mean #ushi bein all ffed up in this head of his he’s so cute. i wanna bite him #but in all honestly some of the others i’d think would ABSOLUTELY dick down their stepsis are #kags.. 10000% you cant tell me otherwise #AND last but def not least the one and only oikawa tooru. NGHHHHDHDHDH #everyone always bein head over heels for him but they don’t know he only has eyes for his lil sis </3 najdhakshsksksjsj STOOOOP #he’s so deranged . this clicked in my mind sooooooo quick u get me ??? she’s always there to give him all the praise he needs #there’s no one else that matters for her. only tooru nii #always </3 and he goes completely n utterly dumb on the ego trip #thx for comin to my ted talk. if anyone wants to elaborate feel free #now brb gonna go sob abt this #haikyuu smut #hq smut #tsukishima smut #ushijima smut #haikyuu x reader #ushijima x reader #tsukishima x reader #tsukishima kei x reader #ushijima wakatoshi x reader #★ ‧ ₊ after hours

[goldensunset]

so like. if they dont drop any actually written news in the coming days, do we start picking our favorite roof tiles and construction beams now or

i was already thinking about making that joke FSFDHDNSKNS

#i think us being insane isn’t actually contingent on hiatus vs news #i think we just like having fun being deranged #kingdom hearts #khml #khux #asks #thanks anon

[dsaf-confessions]

I see an old housephone I think dsaf

I see an eggplant i think dsaf

I see a shiba inu i think dsaf

I hear any song ever I relate it to dsaf

I sit still and I space out and think about dsaf

I sit down to draw and I draw dsaf

- deranged anon

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#dsaf confessions #dsaf #dayshift at freddy's #deranged anon

[housewifebuck]

(Deranged Anon)

Buck is kinkier but Eddie is open to trying anything and learned a few things from Buck

I just feel like once Eddie unleashes and does some Google research he is probably a superfreak

#asks #anonymous #office hours #deranged anon

[nian-7]

helloooo!! how are you? hope you are doing well! may i ask for a ron kamonohashi x gn! reader where reader is an artist and has a good eye for detail and often helps him in his investigations? thats all!! thank you <33

hello! i'm well, thank you. please enjoy!

Ron Kamonohashi x gn!reader

✧artist!reader

✧fluff

-Ron also has a good eye for detail, being a detective and all, so it's not often that he really 'needs' the extra help. It is nice though when you remind him of things at the crime scene that he could have forgotten about in the moment.

-Besides the constant crime solving he does, he will indulge with making art with you on occasion. He isn't amazing at art but he sure can be creative. Whether he gives you an idea or just paints something with you, it's nice and he likes the quality time.

-He'd enjoy seeing your art pieces no matter what they are. His s/o made it after all so he should give them his time and compliment their hard work. Even if it's just a little bit!

-Doesn't mind if you were to 'spruce up' his apartment a bit with all your art. Whether it be just sketches or finished pieces, it's nice to see. It's what you're passionate about and he'll support you as long as you support his detective work.

please do not repost any of my work without my permission, thank you for reading.

#x reader #fluff #gender neutral reader #nian-anon #ron kamonohashi #ron kamonohashi x reader #ron kamonohashi deranged detective #ron x reader #deranged detective x reader #deranged detective

[custom-emojis]

I’ve decided that any and all anon hate I get in the future is gonna be pitted against other anon hate I get in a poll and battled out gladiator style for which insult is worse. Gives me something funny to do with it since I get rude anons semi regularly and these days none of them are funny enough to publish on their own.

The two contestants!

Contestant A;

And contestant B;

Some additional information to sway your vote regarding each hate anon!

I’m not even a DID system, we have OSDD-1b (medically recognized)

I do in fact identify as pan and gay. So at least contestant A is correct in their assumptions

I am in fact fat! So contestant B at least got one part right

I am proud of my gay pan identity so not much Emotional Damage there

Fake claiming is stupid so also not much Emotional Damage there either

Now, time to see them battle it out!

Poll lasts for one week. There is no prize for the winner, as I am the winner for being able to make funny posts off of people trying and failing to get under my skin.

The tag I’ll be using for this is ‘anon hate arena’. So block or whitelist as you please.

#anon hate arena #imo. both these anons are fucking weak. but it’s all I had available. #I’m sure there will be more with wilder more deranged anons in the future #also: if you send in anon hate and I think it’s low effort and purely to get on a poll I’ll just delete it #it’s gotta be pure unfiltered shittiness. #that comes naturally from hating me #anon hate tw #fatphobia tw #fake claiming tw #<- just for other ppls filtering

[valyrfia]

I bet this knowing-eachothers-birthday thing goes way farther back than we think.

Like karting days - There probably was a karting site at the time that had stats on all the karting championships, like usually you could look up stuff even about junior athletes in any sport, even from 20+ years ago.

I bet Charles did a few races, went "who the fuck is this Verstappen kid that keeps pushing me off the track and beating me", and immediately, like the competitive little child that he was, looked up the stats online and found out Max was almost exactly the same age as him.

I bet Max did the same, just to know who his competitor was.

And I bet Charles was either: slightly smug that he was still younger (since they were driving against older teens I bet being the youngest karter was a point of pride) OR he hated that this other kid was the same age as him and taking his glory.

And I bet Max just went "Oh cool we're the same age!" and didn't care much more than that lol

Honestly anon I'm not sure I can add much more, I think you're right and I think it was a source of absolute smugness for Charles growing up that he had this wild prodigy Verstappen kid beat by sixteen days, he probably went around karting tracks saying as much (which explains why ALL their old karting group knew that Max and Charles were close on that ranking). Your assessment of Max is also completely correct, Max looked it up once, went "cool!", then added Charles's birthday to his calendar and has texted him happy birthday every year since.

While we're on the subject, Charles (adult) definitely has Max's Wikipedia page memorised word for word as well. Never underestimate the obsessive power of a childhood rivalry.

#anon #lestappen #something about charles being the obsessed deranged one of the two and max being the calm one quietly in love is such a perfect image

[tangledinink]

Did you use to be a supernatural fan? God im so sorry ive also been rehabilitating after years in that hole, how d you get out? /j

After watching episode 11 of season 4 with my little sister, she snuck into my room and hid one of her old baby dolls in the walls so that it would occasionally in the dead of night turn on and start crying. So then I stopped watching with her.

#incest and rape ment in link #and other spooky scary things coz its supernatural #also mostly the writing just got bad after a while and i stopped being into it lol #asks #anon #but this is in fact a true story abt me and my deranged sibling

[ohbo-ohno]

i know we're all on the serial killer au rn (which... god. yeah. fuckin hell. i have nothing to add its so immaculate) but my brain is still lingering on puppyboy soap and punishments. and reader being made to watch his more brutal punishments... what do u think those punishments are? bc we know johnny is like the biggest masochist ever and the only way to really punish him is to deny him of pleasure. so how does simon manage other punishments knowing he's probably just going to enjoy them?

- 🪶

feather!!!! the prodigal horny son returns!!!

Not doing as much x reader stuff for this one! I think that version of Johnny is like impossible to punish because he’s so horny all the time so I’m gonna have some fun with another version of Johnny that has some actual humility and can in fact be punished

Also if anyone is interested: wrote more of ghost being very mean to soap here and here

Two words: Public. Humiliation. Fastest way to get Johnny teary and desperate is to fuck with him in public.

Ghost will fuck him in an unlocked room, hold Johnny’s jaw open so he can’t block his wails and moans. Doesn’t let him cum, leaves him there with his pants down for anyone to see - or use :(

Gropes him beneath a table for everyone around to see, rubs his cock and balls, gets poor Johnny all whiney and shifty. Makes him lean his full weight into Ghost, looks up at him with desperate puppy dog eyes, can’t stand to look anywhere else because he doesn’t want to know if anyone else is looking

Pins him against the mirror in the gym. Slips a hand down his shorts and jacks him off, doesn’t bother to weight for people to leave. Just gets him off right there, makes him paint the inside of his shorts and doesn’t let him change, makes him keep working out all messy

Has Soap shower with a cock cage on. Makes him shower at one of the busiest times, gives him an itty bitty little towel so he’s got nothing to hide behind. Does wonders for Johnny’s ego problem

Makes him wear a tail plug all day. Leaves poor Johnny with an awkward shape in the back of his pants, spends all day horrified at the thought of someone else knowing what he’s wearing. Ghost will do anything he needs to to remind him he’s a puppy though <3

He’d also love denial as a punishment with Johnny. Refuses to fuck him, just thrusts between his thighs (makes him squeeze them real tight for him) until he gets off, paints Johnny’s swollen balls with his cum. Flops into his back with a big, satisfied sigh and ignores the whining mutt next to him

Locks him in a cock cage and milks his prostate. Gets Johnny’s balls nice and empty but doesn’t let him quite finish, leaves him sobbing and miserable. Simon makes him lick his mess up, then locks him in the cage for the night so he doesn’t have to deal with his humping. Falls asleep to his sniffles and cries

Also - beatings for sure. Simon tears Johnny’s ass to shreds. Even as a masochist, Johnny’s got a point where it stops being pleasurable (in some universes at least lol) and Ghost is more than willing to go past that point. Beats him black and fucking blue, totally has one of those paddles with a word engraved on it - maybe one with Simon and one with Bitch or something, just to really ham home what Johnny is

Could see him caning the bottom of Johnny’s feet if he refuses to crawl :( Puppy wanted to stand like a person so bad yesterday, now he can’t put any pressure on his feet at all without sobbing. Poor thing. Just crawls along behind Ghost like a good dog should

#feeling deranged #asks and answers #ghoap #🪶 anon #bo writes