homunculus facts¡
homunculi in the days of the wild west often worked as ranch hands' and were especially skilled at branding cattle due to our naturally fireproof skin•
several homunculi have told me they don,t like the taste of deodorant• i didn,t know we were supposed to eat it•
originally' the fantastic four were supposed to have a homunculus butler' but test audiences didn,t like him so he was written out•
my breath is minty fresh every morning and my poop is odorless• that isn,t because i,m a homunculus' but i thought i,d let you know•
I ate a wasp,s nest once• it was spicy and dry•
working conditions in our lab have not improved' but master knows best•
i wrote a script for a new tv show this week' then i ate it• it tasted good' so i can only imagine how it would have looked on tv•
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“Found this, do you need it, KEL?
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Fucked up how I have to choose between cheap aluminum deoderant that clogs my pores and possibly leads to cancer, but let's me smell good,
Or more expensive aluminum free deoderant that hardly fucking works and has a weird, itchy texture...
Ngl, that aluminum is looking real good again.
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Fuck smelly people 🙅♂️🙅♂️
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“Hey lady, get out of my chair. And while you’re at it get out of my backyard before I call security.”
American Home May 1967
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what does deodorant taste like? /srs
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